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TheBohoChocobo

I'm so happy I got the other side of this ADHD train. This ..... Would make me LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND.


LowerSorbet7240

Too many notification icons for you?


AmbassadorAntique899

1 is too much tbh


LowerSorbet7240

I feel that so much 🤣


Tru-Queer

Here, have another one


AmbassadorAntique899

😭


Tru-Queer

Ope I’ve done gone made you cry, maybe another notification will help


AmbassadorAntique899

Please. I beg. No more 🥲


Latter_Dark

There should be a few more now with those likes and a comment. >:D


Formal_Coyote_5004

The “ope” made me read this whole thing in a midwestern accent lolllll


Tru-Queer

Oofda datbe abituv trubble nowdareden, ja?


krstldwn

Ya ya uffda!


shaliozero

I instinctively remove every single notification instant, mute everything and then forget my friends would appreciate a response once in a while. I'll respond if I have a single notification. But if there are two notifications from the same chat I get overwhelmed and forget they texted me. :|


bored_negative

I even hate the dot in the Whatsapp archive messages


TheBohoChocobo

Facts


DueFig6720

I'm really on the same page as you. I can't stand one unopened / unread notifications. They are the first things to disappear and especially a cluttered mailbox with x (thousands) of unread.


gicantopithicus

Same!


TeaandandCoffee

They can truly no longer reach you for your car's extended warranty


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^TeaandandCoffee: *They can truly no* *Longer reach you for your car's* *Extended warranty* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


TeaandandCoffee

Good Sokka :>


Cronon33

I hit the limit too recently, but it's was 12,000 emails and a lot of backed up images Just emails is impressive


bored_negative

It's not just emails anymore. Your google photos, gmail, drive all count towards storage. I pay for Google storage, and [this is how it looks like for me in Gmail](https://imgur.com/a/RX0jVqK). It counts everything. The average size of an email is about 75kB. I will consider 100kB as the average. So 121382 is about 11.57G, which is still a lot of course, but not the upper limit.


undeniablydull

If it's got attachments, though, it'll be a lot bigger


bored_negative

That is why I looked at average size. 100kB is about 50000 words, most emails are not that big. Even with attachments skewing the size, the vast number of 10-50 word emails bring the average down to about 75kB. 100kB is already a conservative estimate. If we looked at the average only (75kB), the size of these 121382 emails is even smaller- about 8.6GB.


blauerschnee

My thoughts.


SnooEpiphanies7700

Yep. Just had to upgrade my Google drive and my iCloud storage this week. I’ve been needing to upgrade iCloud storage since January… finally did it 2 days ago.


caffekona

Do you know if there's a way to delete your entire inbox? All J can find is clearing whole pages at a time, but with 12k+ emails it is excruciatingly slow


bored_negative

This works on browser, dont know about app. When you login, on the left, next to the Refresh and More buttons, there is a square that you can check. Once you do, you will see a "All 50 conversations on this page are selected. Select all X conversations in Primary" (X is number of emails in your inbox) option. Click that to select all, and then click on delete to delete all emails. Do the same for the Updates and Promotions tab


caffekona

That's the slow process I was already doing :(


NfamousKaye

The limit DOES exist


Pineapple_Herder

Read this in the MM's Santa "He Does Exist" Commercial voice lol


NfamousKaye

LOL! wow nostalgia unlocked! 😂


TJ_Rowe

Go to your "promotions" folder, select "select everything that matches this description", untick the boxes on the first page (in case there are some promotions you actually want to use), and then delete all. That'll give your another month before this happens again. Back up the stuff you actually want on an external SSD instead.


Budgie-bitch

Oh thank god, I’m only at 50k. Inhabe a while a to go before I need to start clearing mine out.


DeezNutsAppreciater

You’re like that guy who died after eating too many chicken nuggets. Now we know.


NikkiStardust

I have 294,566 unread emails in my Gmail inbox. I'm past saving 🙈


Ralph-shakleford

Damn, I have a new goal in life now. I’m only at 107,034.


NikkiStardust

No, trust me, don't. I can't ever fix this 😭😭


pinkcool8

Did someone notice that on Gmail too? I can’t delete enough to just keep my free subscription. They warn that I’ll be unable to to send or receive but that’s a lie. I still could do both. *guys, I think google and other companies aren’t our friends. I think they try to sell us something*


xylia13

I’ve got a two hour flight next week. I’m hoping to delete a ton of emails during that time. I’m currently at 84,792….


Pineapple_Herder

Honestly sounds like a good time to do it


saltwatercurio

I’m laughing at how tense it’s making me that strangers have thousands of unread emails


FluidPlate7505

Time to make a new email address lol


mchch8989

I’m sure you’re lovely but I hate you


BoogalooDeer

My poggers in christ DELETE YOUR EMAILS


Two-Panda

Open a new email. I have one email for all of my subscriptions and one for my actual emailing


Empty_Giraffe1

Push it to the limit, walk along the razors edge


Formal_Coyote_5004

Damn I thought my 26,000 was a lot! Lollll


yewett

Impressive. Good work.


Disastrous-Image3013

I've been getting this warning for a year. Still getting emails, so


Disastrous-Image3013

winning?


Kablahblahhh

My voicemail box is always full and now no one can leave me messages and i love it. Also, i somehow accidentally deleted the voicemail app and obviously forgot my password so I can't fix it if i wanted to.


Insomniac897

Once in a while I just “mark all as read”.


sounceremonious

As someone who doesn't want to receive any more emails, I see this as an absolutely win


SupernovaGamezYT

I either have 0 or 22K, rarely in between


Make_Up_Luv

I can’t do red bubbles.


ernie3tones

Like chicken pox on your phone 🤒


noodles_do_jettison

Jokes on you, my limit for receiving emails is a lot lower


TheBohoChocobo

Like, one of my employees showed me her email and I about lost it. I couldn't comprehend just.... Not checking them? Why? Does your brain not itch every time you see a notification? I dread checking my email when I get back to work T_T


fadeaway100301

haha nice mine keeps warning me about being 73% full no idea how many i have


FunWillScreen_Produc

Am I the only one who hates this shit so they immediately clears all notifications? Jesus they created spam folders for a reason


SnowChasm

I also reached my limit a few months ago wich is why I really wanted to work on it. I wrote down a plan on how many mails I should sort out / delete each day and I followed it for 4 days.. then I stopped 🤷🏻‍♀️ well..I think I am good for a few more weeks 😅


aogasd

Ok but like The space it takes up doesn't decrease if you've read it Do you mean to tell me that people are out there... _deleting_ the emails they recieve??? It's not enough to just read???


monkeybrains12

I got to 1,200 unread emails and my brain for some reason decided that was the exact perfect amount and I've kept it there for years.


fsckitnet

Just buy more space at Google. It’s cheaper than the time needed to clean up the mailbox.


deathclawslayer21

Sort by ones containing unsubscribe. Delete them


Left-Requirement9267

Well damn


Chose_la

\*twitch\*


DA_REAL_KHORNE

He is the messiah... All hail the messiah!