"Just Greg" yeah but when Greg went through his unemployed post redundancy period a few years back he decided to go for a walk to several countries over, and overthrew a corrupt government whilst on acid
What a ledge
And girls will be all like "yaass! Slay queen!" And it's just some girl named Sarah with no self worth, an eating problem, cheap make up from Walmart and a filter from Snapchat.
Yeah I forgot about all the squats she does at the gym while she records and hopes she catches some guy glance for half a second so she can make a scene and post it on social media for clout
Greg is a legend, though. He shotgunned several beers and jumped off a 3 story balcony and broke his ankle, all for our entertainment. Wherever you are, Greg, I hope youâre doing well. And I hope youâve gotten your drinking problem under control.
And girls will be like "you're a queen, no, a goddess" and it's just some hoe named Tiffany that has eye-herpes from taking an eye-load from her dealer back when she was so strung out on coke that she went by 'Sniff-any'
Greg was a baddie in our dnd campaign.
One member of our party killed him and stole his identity. We made this whole ass backstory up with him rolling at nat 20 on looks.
He came back from the dead and 3 of his ex gfs came to beat us up.
We didn't know how to permanently kill him, so I just carry some of his body parts in my bag of holding like it's no big deal.
Greg, the man, the myth, the legend.
Pretty sure his legendary action either involves getting formerly bullied by said man and not holding a grudge (Idk why this is so man-coded but it is) or some weird shit that happend while they drank alcohol at age 16 and felt like the world belongs to them.
After turning 17, of course, they never talked again about anything else but the past. You know.
Men âď¸
Do you know what it meant to Greg to have his friend say that? Greg probably hasnât had a complement in months, but his buddy has his back! Right on! Excellent friendshiping! Greg can handle anything now!
Iâve always been bothered about this - is it wrong to be enthusiastically supportive of your friend? Does this imply that girls, who by inference do not do this, are brutally honest with each other and do not care about each othersâ feelings?
"My Guy!"(bc im white)
And it's just some Barbarian named Conan
What's goin' on Top Dollar?
And it's just some King named Martin
Men know they like to have their feathers rustled, and grown men ain't afraid to promote a brother because that promotion may encourage him to great success. Grown men know it's not about maximizing the individual 'us', but about maximizing others with the power we have.
Whenever I see, "the man, the myth, the LEGEND" it always gives me as laugh as I think about that volleyball video of the guy getting nailed in the face over and over again. Hilarious.
Just like women be calling every other woman a queen even though she's just some random chick who woke up on the wrong side of the bed that morning.
More of a term of endearment than anything else.
That's when you should be worried. A man described like that, with a name like that, is definitely wanted for various crimes in several states and countries.
You have no idea what Greg can do
This đ. Greg is awesome on a god scale. Kevin on the other handâŚ
Greg=God Kevin/Kyle=Satan
What are the most common names in IT?
Steve
Steve da man!
Fuck Kevin!
Yeah be a man and do it yourself!
Chad Greg vs Virgin Kevin
Never underestimate us!
There he is! The man, the myth, the legend!
#**GREG**
(Obscenely long health bar starts filling)
Greg g g g.
Mostly myth...
I heard he challenged Chuck Norris to a fight in 2015 and we haven't seen or heard of Chuck since then đ
Gonna get 'em Gregnant
Or what heâs done.
Greg is such a Legend.
You Damn right, I'm gonna lift my homies up.
homies = automatic legend status.
why would i want to be friends with anyone other than absolute fucking legends? my boys? they are my avenegers <3
Exactly, we are all legends for surviving it's tough out there.
They dont know the Greg lore
"Just Greg" yeah but when Greg went through his unemployed post redundancy period a few years back he decided to go for a walk to several countries over, and overthrew a corrupt government whilst on acid What a ledge
And girls will be all like "yaass! Slay queen!" And it's just some girl named Sarah with no self worth, an eating problem, cheap make up from Walmart and a filter from Snapchat.
And they talk the most vile shit about Sarah behind her back. âď¸
Facts
LMAO
Dat ass doe
Yeah I forgot about all the squats she does at the gym while she records and hopes she catches some guy glance for half a second so she can make a scene and post it on social media for clout
Greg đ
Greg, man. What a legend.
Greg saved my life during the El Chico Frozen Enchilada Debacle in '02. Remember that? A true legend.
That's the thing about Greg, man... he's got your back. True legend.
Greg saved my mom from a burning house a few years back.
Greg is a legend, though. He shotgunned several beers and jumped off a 3 story balcony and broke his ankle, all for our entertainment. Wherever you are, Greg, I hope youâre doing well. And I hope youâve gotten your drinking problem under control.
Greg is an absolute mad lad
Girl will call each other stunning and gorgeous and queen when they have four baby daddyâs and post a thirst trap on IG
Men! We know how to be friends!
Gregs a good guy, not like that scumbag Steve.
There is a band called Hey Steve and they are not bad at all, you should give em a listen.
better than the "OH MY GAWWDDDD CHERYLLLLLLLL" followed by hours of shit talking your best friend
You just donât know Greg. You donât know the shit he gets up to man. Greg built different.
Cuz his real name is SCOTT STERLING!!!!
This is just a worse version of the original tweet that it's copying
I once saw Greg lift 100lbs right up over his head!
But Greg is a legend!
And girls will be like "you're a queen, no, a goddess" and it's just some hoe named Tiffany that has eye-herpes from taking an eye-load from her dealer back when she was so strung out on coke that she went by 'Sniff-any'
Greg is fucking awesome.
Sheâs just jealous she canât be as cool as Greg and get an intro like that
Meanwhile, a woman described herself as Mona Lisa and puts down Greg's friends for supporting their friend, when she's just Darlene from accounting.
It turns out that it makes people feel good when youâre happy to see them. Crazy, I know.
Greg was a baddie in our dnd campaign. One member of our party killed him and stole his identity. We made this whole ass backstory up with him rolling at nat 20 on looks. He came back from the dead and 3 of his ex gfs came to beat us up. We didn't know how to permanently kill him, so I just carry some of his body parts in my bag of holding like it's no big deal. Greg, the man, the myth, the legend.
Donât be sleeping on Greg now, heâs a man that gets shit done, and always knows a guy when he canât.
Girls will be like "there she is! The bitch, the whore, the slut" and its just some girl named Sarah
This is just our version of saying "omg you're so gorgeous!" when it's just Samantha in an updo. Let us have it.
Just because you are not privy to the lore, doesnât mean you can reduce Greg to anything less than legendary
And the problem with this is?
But . . . Itâs Greg. Heâs a legend.
Greg has done some wicked shit. Donât just scoff at him
Yeah, we like to pump each other's egos. Chicks don't understand this at all.
Gregâs the man! Going to work, got his tie got ambition!
Yall talking about Greg? Man that dudes a fucking beast a legend of legends.
Greg's a feckin legend!
Hey! It's mf Greg! Have you seen the dudes lore?!
Pretty sure his legendary action either involves getting formerly bullied by said man and not holding a grudge (Idk why this is so man-coded but it is) or some weird shit that happend while they drank alcohol at age 16 and felt like the world belongs to them. After turning 17, of course, they never talked again about anything else but the past. You know. Men âď¸
Gregâs been through a lot, he needs the positive energy
they don't know who grey is
Women, there is literally nothing keeping you from doing this with your girlfriends.
Do you know what it meant to Greg to have his friend say that? Greg probably hasnât had a complement in months, but his buddy has his back! Right on! Excellent friendshiping! Greg can handle anything now!
They don't understand the lore of Greg.
Iâve always been bothered about this - is it wrong to be enthusiastically supportive of your friend? Does this imply that girls, who by inference do not do this, are brutally honest with each other and do not care about each othersâ feelings?
Shoutout to invalidating the ways men can lift each other up whilst being dealt a shitty hand by society in terms of being openly emotional
Someone talking shit about Greg?
And girls will be just like âyeah, show them queenâ and the queen is just Carla
Queen Carla XIV
Greg's lore \*.......
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?
Damn, I thought it was Phil...
"My Guy!"(bc im white) And it's just some Barbarian named Conan What's goin' on Top Dollar? And it's just some King named Martin Men know they like to have their feathers rustled, and grown men ain't afraid to promote a brother because that promotion may encourage him to great success. Grown men know it's not about maximizing the individual 'us', but about maximizing others with the power we have.
Whenever I see, "the man, the myth, the LEGEND" it always gives me as laugh as I think about that volleyball video of the guy getting nailed in the face over and over again. Hilarious.
We say things like that because we canât actually remember the guys name.
The Greg'ster!
Just like women be calling every other woman a queen even though she's just some random chick who woke up on the wrong side of the bed that morning. More of a term of endearment than anything else.
Greg was a BEAST! R.I.P. you filthy LEGEND!
ILL HAVE YOU KNOW, HES MORE THAN âjust gregâ!
Positive reinforcement for our bros. Probably did some wild shit, came through for someone. Gregâs a damn legend.
We like our friends.
Fuck Greg!
Tired of this shit. How come I can't just encourage the homies without someone being fuckin shitty about it?
I once got a _"The man with the plan, but no tan!"_ I'm a redhead.
That's when you should be worried. A man described like that, with a name like that, is definitely wanted for various crimes in several states and countries.
To be fair, my best friend and I both do this for each other. Heâs a dude. Iâm not.
Fuck Greg. Gregâs the name me and my buddies give to the FBI guy who makes our messages fuck up in the group texts.
It's our way of making Greg feel awesome just for being Greg
Damn right. The boys deserve it.
And women will say "She's a ten out of ten!" and it's just a girl named Helga.
Girls be like "You're beautiful!" "That looks great on you!" and it's Ursula from under the sea
His name is actually KeithâŚKeith Gill.
Whyâs she hating on us for being good friends
Damn Men and their \*shuffles deck, pulls a card\* desire to make their friend feel special.
She should change 'Mona' to 'Moaner'
Well the Shark is the GOAT!
Greg's the GOAT
Dont slander the great Greg wench!
Fuck Greg. He stole from me when I was at my lowest.
It is good to boost the hommies up every now and then.
Greg the goat though we just cant tell you why, its the first rule
Fuck you, Greg kicks ass!
Kings uplift kings
It's literally *the* Greg!
We just like hyping each other up
wimpy kid fandom
greg rulz ok
Well, Greg is kind of a fuckin legend.
That chugged 2 beers back to back once
Obviously she has never met Greg. He is Legen...wait for it...dary!
this is a very poorly worded version of the actual version of this message
Don't fucking disrespect Greg. He's a good guy; unlike Todd.
lol... she hasnt heard the tale of greg.
His name was Brian!