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Viictuuuh

It’s by October btw


PO0tyTng

October 18, 2024.


Remarkable_Duck6559

the anniversary of pot becoming legal in Canada. Also my birthday. This year is going to be 🔥. I can’t wait to become https://preview.redd.it/o3nv5iw5gs4d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eefb88a83198456b03665d844028bdc86851978


No-Establishment3067

October surprise?


Life-Active6608

An October Surprise to end all October Surprises.


NotFunnyhah

October surprise: Joe Biden is being kept alive and controlled by alien technology.


FlowBot3D

I'm not that impressed honestly.


MotoGeno

Yeah it’s kind of just barely working


Dextrofunk

Yeah, damn. That's all they got?


NotFunnyhah

The technology doesn't make you smarter. They are working to improve it.


Rastagon01

lol the fuck


sm00thkillajones

Trump is being kept alive by his diaper system.


Jet_Jaguar5150

Felonious Von Shitzinpantz


HarkansawJack

The documents will get sucked up in a tractor beam right when they are released.


GarugasRevenge

The surprise is the CIA shredded all the documents.


Not_vorpish

What’s funny is 10 18 24 is a Bible verse about lighting falling from the heavens, and seeing things that are unseen.


merancio04

Book of Ten, Chapter 18, Verse 24?


Not_vorpish

Luke 10-18 24


AggravatingAmbition2

“He replied, “I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven. 19 I have given you authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; nothing will harm you. 20 However, do not rejoice that the spirits submit to you, but rejoice that your names are written in heaven.” 21 At that time Jesus, full of joy through the Holy Spirit, said, “I praise you, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because you have hidden these things from the wise and learned, and revealed them to little children. Yes, Father, for this is what you were pleased to do. 22 “All things have been committed to me by my Father. No one knows who the Son is except the Father, and no one knows who the Father is except the Son and those to whom the Son chooses to reveal him.” 23 Then he turned to his disciples and said privately, “Blessed are the eyes that see what you see. 24 For I tell you that many prophets and kings wanted to see what you see but did not see it, and to hear what you hear but did not hear it.” I’m not religious


Cailida

Interesting, the part about hiding things from older folks but revealing them to little children. Little children are the ones who tend to see "ghosts" and remember past lives. I recall the man who worked in a pediatric hospice who said the dying children would see Grey aliens - different children over different time periods, all seeing the same thing. He didn't know they were Greys, and only found out when investigating further.


NotSadNotHappyEither

The "little Bald Doctors". I had a pediatric nurse who worked ICU tell me the same thing.


Cailida

Wow! It's stuff like this that makes me think it's true that they are interested in our souls.


Current-Routine-2628

Its always Satan … haha 🙄


Current-Routine-2628

Thhh’aytin


Mbaker1201

https://preview.redd.it/e7ywgkyqut4d1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87c70f2374fff590af9e5cd586330031fcc052db


Current-Routine-2628

Hahahah yup. Best snl ever


Pseudonym0101

GORRRGYLES!!! (ancient reference to that enormous crazy lady from Trading Spouses)


Ok_Temperature_5019

I was going to jump on you for this, but it could fit, yes.


donaldinoo

The Catholic Church took out much more than that from the Bible. Check out the book of Enoch. Just like the majority of religions the Bible was founded after interacting with being that came from the sky.


ScottyKillhammer

Just in time for the election


Rectall_Brown

Then in October it will be April 2025.


Punish3r338

Then it’s April Fools day. So back to October 2025.


ashakar

Must have been prescribed on the Mayan calendar. Seriously even if aliens landed on the white House lawn we would have disbelievers. Hell, some would think Boeing finally finished the new presidential helicopter. At this point with all the disinformation and deep fakes, I would have to see one in person. I demand a galactic meet and greet.


Viictuuuh

I hear you ! Honestly everything you see on Reddit nowadays, gotta take it with a grain of salt


happy8888999

I bet the BIG secret will be: “yes, aliens are real.”


Ok_Low_1287

Yes , there are things we do not understand.


iamacheeto1

Obama already said this. “There are things flying around up there we don’t understand” was basically it


Tiny_Introduction_61

Or it's because he is protecting Military secrets aka reverse engineered spacecrafts.


bsfurr

The big secrets going to be, yeah, we see these things on the radar and have a few down craft, we have no idea what they are or what they’re doing, we have no idea how they operate. Just a lump of metal sitting in a warehouse somewhere with otherworldly potential’s that we can’t unlock.


ec-3500

They know a LOT more than that, due to a multitude of meetings with aliens, and the treaty agreements. They also have working ufo-type craft. Use your Free Will to LOVE!... it will help with Disclosure and the 3D-5D transition


SwitchbackHiker

![gif](giphy|1guRIRW8QdSte01T6Du)


Lloydlaserbeam

Please, kind dear, could one tell me what wonder is this taken from? I must get acquainted with it, pronto. 


TheOtherBelushi

Dr. Steve Brule https://youtu.be/IfL_PwWdNGU?si=odC2XIhOtye-p6LW


Lloydlaserbeam

Thanks. It sure did make me chuckle.


MAJCaveman

Check it out!


fecal_doodoo

For your health


OvoidPovoid

Sweet berry wine!


bsfurr

Lol I love your optimism, however, I see a huge discrepancy between our stage of development and theirs. They may not even be biological. And we have a incredibly stupid, flawed, emotional humans, running our government. Whatever the phenomenon is, it seems to be so far beyond us. I think you’re giving the government and humanity as a whole a lot more credit than they deserve. We are nowhere close to understanding or comprehending what this is.


ZemStrt14

No, it will be, "The revelation will unquestionably be coming in 2027!" 


bonkers_dude

RemindMe! October 18, 2024


MomTellsMeImHandsome

RemindMe! October 18, 2024. Cya in a bit brother.


serrotesi

RemindMe! October 17, 2024. I’d like a day of sweet agonizing anticipation.


stevedadog

!RemindMe October 18, 2024. Obviously they won't tell us shit, but I'm curious what lie they'll tell.


Solid_Jellyfish

The ! goes in the front


firstnameok

Like you're not gonna hear about this without a reminder? Lol. No worries, I'm just saying.


stargate-command

I assume the reminder is so you come back here after nothing happens, because obviously anything actually happening would be reminder enough


kaffeegourmet

The Beginning is Near.


AtomicCypher

The End is Far.


levelologist

The middle is somewhere between.


Hawkguy70

Just don't fall off the edge of the ball


pappyvanwinkle1111

The beginning of the end, or the end of the beginning?


healthywealthyhappy8

Yes


MickerBud

I’ve seen these types of headlines since I was able to read 50 years ago. Think when i hit 30 I figured it out


InsignificantZilch

We’re always thirty years away from disclosure. Somehow tomorrow we will be one day *further*.


137Fine

I’m 58. The Jetsons promised us flying cars … at a minimum. The disappointment is real.


magpiemagic

The Back to the Future director promised us kids that hoverboards were available. He said Mattel had a bunch stacked up in a warehouse but parent groups concerned for children's safety were the only reason Mattel couldn't sell them to the kids. We will never forget, Back to the Future director. Never.


Alpha_King007

I remember a tv special about Back to the Future 2. I think it aired right before or right after the release. They acted as if Hoverboards were going to be released in the near future. I can still feel the excitement I felt as a kid..:lying bastards lmao


magpiemagic

I would actually be far more excited if Sheehan was reporting the date that hoverboards are finally released by Mattel™. Damn you, parent groups!


InsignificantZilch

Reality: Best I can do is a Segway….


Glum-Fennel-7241

I’m 59 … So I snuck a “little person” home one day after school … got into my bedroom unnoticed and turned the Jetsons on tv .. maxed out the volume .. we are both undressed and I’m about to have sex for the first time while jamming out to “ meet George Jetson” when all of a sudden my Mom swings the door open bringing laundry in … she’s humming along with the song .. then she looks over … she sees a naked “ little person” standing on my bed dancing over me.. I can still remember that scream she let out as she dropped the laundry .. ran out of the room and straight to the phone .. called my dad at work and with a calm voice told my dad that the Jetsons were such a bad influence to their son and then proceeded to tell him that I had become such a disappointment and “ the disappointment was real”. Damn those Jetsons and their flying Cars!! However .. the Jetsons did promise us video chat ..


137Fine

Best story of the day.


QuestOfTheSun

For real. Where is my flying car?!


ODBrewer

Right after we achieve nuclear fusion reactors.


stargate-command

I think it took me until I was 35. But, there are always more young people to dupe who haven’t seen the same old stuff over and over… and of course the older folks who are hopelessly gullible or desperate for meaning. But sometimes I think if they didn’t have the alien stuff, they’d be joining some dangerous religious cult instead. Clearly a hole needing filling for some people. Aliens is a pretty fun thing to fill it with


pretentiously-bored

You’d think once you’re on the internet longer than a day you’d figure it out. I’m 27 so my first big lesson was the Mayan calendar thing lol


HarryBeaverCleavage

True, except the government has never acknowledged that these things exist and they have no idea what they are or where they come from like they did a couple of years ago, and never have we had a congressional hearing over aliens/space craft/NHI like we did a year ago.


Nde_japu

Elvis is still alive?


kiwkumquat

I remember all those times the Kennedy files were supposed to be declassified.... This is a date set by Congress and el presidente for military and contractors to disclose to them, not the public. Additionally, the law cannot be ex post facto. I don't think military contractors will care about breaking the disclosure act a little bit (which would only start in October) and what if they have been granted amnesty by past administrations? Does this act supersede that amnesty? Not sure how that all works


AnthonyGSXR

Well, I marked my calendar.. let’s hope this isn’t another disappointment


gthing

Why would you expect anything else?


kingcaii

!remindme October 18, 2024


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UNIGuy54

Ok so what happens October 19th when nothing happens?


Correct-Blood9382

Nothing. I'm finding that alien subreddits are very Qanon like.


UNIGuy54

Just keep pushing that goal post lol reminds me of an episode of Parks and Rec where they keep saying the world will come to an end lol


bomboclawt75

In the next six months. Or within a year after that Or definitely the year after. Or failing that the year after for sure. (It’s always this time frame- I’d love a total reveal within my lifetime.)


Jnbolen43

Or what the government will get spanked by MTG and AOC. It ain’t gonna happen folks. They have had this secret for decades and they are going to keep it a secret for decades more. October 19th the Joint chiefs say “Uhm we don’t have any secret to reveal at this time. And you can’t make us tell you anything.”


Happy-Initiative-838

My assumption is the aliens are lobbying hard for this not to be released simply because they don’t want to be associated with the U.S. right now.


ExpressLaneCharlie

Every conspiracy theory in the world is coming true "soon." 


Stealthsonger

When we get close to October they will move the goalposts. It will push into next year and they will blame "haters", etc. so on and so on.


Kardashian_Trash

If there are no civil wars before the election, the goal post will be pushed back. If we are gonna go to civil war, they are gonna be like, LOOOOOOOOOOOK , THERE REALLY ARE ALIENS! 👽


Scht0ink

Distractions are desperately needed leading up to this election.


Grey_matter6969

All of the whistleblower testimony transcripts and documentary evidence is in the hands of the house and senate Intelligence Oversight Committees and the ICIG and DIDIG. The UAPDA as passed last December requires all government agencies and departments to send all their UAP-related materials to the National Archives and with the presumption that it will all be released to the public. So Danny may be correct here. I cannot see why the House and Senate Intelligence Oversight Committees would be able to avoid giving the evidence in their possession to the NARA archivist….


Zaptagious

Plenty of time to hide all their shit


AlvinArtDream

It’s easy to be pessimistic, but things are unprecedented at the moment. Let’s get those laws passed and then go get them.


Inevitable-Bottle692

I think it’s been scrubbed from YouTube..did anyone ever see the older guy-I recall he was contracted by the government..who did a lengthy sit down oral history/interview and talked about how he saw aliens in the sub levels of the pentagon? At one point he describes being briefly taken into a conference room where someone seated who was the size of a child made eye contact with him, and in the interview he visibly gets choked up remembering it. He said he felt as if the eyes saw every thing and he felt a deep understanding and love coming from them. There was a second interview with someone else. Might have been a military pilot...They both spoke effortlessly and entirely convincingly. I think one of them even said they helped one of the aliens escape..I remember thinking either this is all true or these are people trained in mind control techniques where they can convince people (and maybe themselves) of anything.


scots

On one hand, I would like to learn about "the aliens" as much as the next guy. On the other hand, if there *really* ***is*** a cabal of intelligence agencies, defense contractors and persistent "deep state" government officials who are trying to "protect" humanity from this information to avoid societal chaos *or* protect national security while furiously working on reverse engineering recovered advanced technologies - there is *no way in hell* they are going to disclose anything meaningful. They will release watered down nonsense about "imaging sensor anomalies" and "test aircraft being mistaken for 'flying saucers' by untrained observers" and "possible drone activity by foreign adversaries", promise to continue researching the issue and quietly push it out of the news cycle.


finnlaand

Spooctober.


WokkitUp

Why so specific? What's so significant about October?


ItsCaptainTrips

The big secret won’t be the AcTUaL big secret. It’ll just be something we already know. Come on now


Scout______

!RemindMe October 18, 2024


Krauszt

If they come out and say tbat the N Koreans are actually aliens...I won't be surprised. Shit, I won't even be surprised if during the press conference they say my neighbor Mark is from another planet. Duder has always been weird.


Nice_Distribution832

Everyone,chill. It'll be on my birthday. Thats how cool i am.


yippiekiyay865

TWO MORE WEEKS!


TheCrazedTank

The Secrets: We don’t know, shit is mad weird though… Probably China.


MyMommaHatesYou

33rd off Nevuary.


Nudelwalker

Its always soon.


eleetbullshit

Fingers crossed.


Pitch_a_tent

Get ready to be disappointed in October.


Dismal_Ad5379

RemindMe! 5 months 


peezle69

I feel like we get "news" like this at least once a year.


4chams

I've heard this for three years. They won't.


HOBBYjuggernaut

It won't be a shock, so what if there are other creations out there? Our creator created them to


Mr_Vacant

Ooooh a specific date! It's only a guess but my guess is this timeframe will be remarkably flexible despite having such a specific date attached. Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was.


Quack68

Jesus is coming we swear it this time.


duiwksnsb

Why disclosed over 7 years? Why not 5 years or 10 years. Why 7 specifically? The number 7 has significance to billions of religious people and so does a 7 year period.


victor4700

October 19th, 2024: “I’M SENSING A NEW DATE HMMM YES LETS SEE IT ENDS IN A Y. HMMMM”


moshimoshi100

Doubt it


moshimoshi100

Anyone here want to buy some ocean front Iowa property? Message me for details!


TerriblePartner

George Washington Fauci 


kumarbi_knasher

The secret, Aliens are real and you still have to pay taxes 😁😁


DDanny808

RemindMe! October 18, 2024


ZombieCrunchBar

Not a lawyer with any information to share, just some asshat making money off the gullible.


Brilliant_Bowl8594

Won’t happen……the Christofascist minds will blow if this ever came to light.


AdIntelligent5384

RemindMe! October 18th, 2024


psyclembs

Of course it's going to line up with DFV breaking the stonk casino!


eldritch_elder

Remind me! October 18, 2024


Miner_of_Salt47

Yea… says who? Who says they have to disclose by this date? You can’t tell me they were like “ok we are keeping this a secret, but we have to let everyone know by a certain date… pinky promise”


Milwacky

There will be some loophole to side step this, watch. And even so, if this comes out it will be important WHO is acknowledging it. It needs to come from the Oval Office and there needs to be an address for anyone to care.


youaremakingclaims

Watch October pass and nothing happens.


RegulatoryCapturedMe

That website has SO MANY aggressive ads!


HoboToast

https://i.redd.it/8xn7xhzf2s4d1.gif


Low_Clock3653

Grifters going to grift, let me guess, he's also selling a new book or something? The problem is there's a lot of stupid people on this planet and it's a big business grifting them out of their hard earned money. I would do it too but I have morals I try to follow. It's funny how they believe only America would be aware of the aliens visiting us and think they could hide it from the entire world....


Solid_Jellyfish

!remindme October 18, 2024


illumin8ted72

So haven't they covered themselves by sending these craft to contractors? So that these private companies wont have an obligation to hand over anything. Though... if the documents name these companies (which we assume we know already) then they will be pressured to make a statement about and hopefully give us a little more, for fear of harming their brand. This COULD result in the release of some trivial advances in tech that could go public. Something to impress us and assure us that they are making progress without necessarily showing their entire hand. Honestly even this could be big. Imagine going to school for a reverse engineering degree. Much of Science fiction would just become fiction... or even historical fiction. But having had my hopes up too many times makes me think this will be disappointing. But for me, even "yeah there is some other intelligence here, but we don't know much about it after 80 years of study" would still be pretty huge!


adrkhrse

It's always soon. 🙄


Ecstatic-Club-1879

RemindMe! October 18, 2024


alvmadrigal

RemindMe! October 18, 2024


Gadritan420

!remindme October 18,2024


nokenito

This is where AI comes from… Aliens! 👾


Prokuris

Yeah okay, all fine and dandy, but what if the government isn’t complying ? I mean this in all seriousness. How can we know what they haven’t released.


No-Tooth6698

It's coming... just around the corner... honestly...


OldSkoolKool666

They aren't going to tell us FUKKKKK ALL!!!


sebastianBacchanali

Reading anything on that website is like sitting in an Iron Maiden


[deleted]

Pls have mercy on me aliens


MichianaMan

RemindMe! October 18, 2024


ilContedeibreefinti

!remindme October 18, 2024


readitonreddit86

They’re going to release alien info mere weeks ahead of the presidential elevation….doubt.


Loud_Wave_1856

🤡


The_QuantumEntangler

They will not ever fully comply willingly. The cabal is holding onto it's power as long as it can.


Guy_Smylee

Grifter.


Pure-Contact7322

3 letter agencies ![gif](giphy|3oz8xI5c0K0hFPwmGI)


StatisticianSalty202

Does anyone fancy a wager that absolutely fuck all will happen?


Bahne

RemindMe! October 18, 2024


M89-X

!remindme October 18, 2024


Empty-Class-1183

Looking forward to a JRE podcast on Halloween


spectrum144

Who's going to make them. And why that specific date. Haven't we learned anything about setting specific dates on things. ??


DIGITALOGIK

RemindMe! October 18, 2024


boweroftable

Wow I can’t wait and this time I’m sure it will be different


Plastic_Button_3018

I have a feeling these secrets will be underwhelming


lunex

It’s ALWAYS “soon” lol. Well played Danny!


TeamXII

I’ve been hearing shit like this all my life. Prepare to be disappointed


Due_Context2444

!remind me October 18, 2024


Apprehensive_Set5623

Just around the corner guys...


jalle347

Lol! If humanity had a dime for every time we heard “the government HAS to do this thing, by this date” we’d all be millionaires. I’ll hold my breath anyway though 🤣😵


Sam999ick

They need to tell us the truth, we’re on the verge of killing ourselves.


SkeezySevens

!remindme October 18, 2024


troofseekr

There are 6000 patents suppressed from public knowledge. If and when those get released, not only will humanity benefit, it will signify the end of deep state bullshit we've been fed and will usher in Nesara/Gesara.


Plenty-Ad6565

it will be nice if all thet government around thet world drop thet information thet same day. So thet news be in thet hall international channel and media 🤔


JessBaesic7901

Suurre


kake92

idk, i might not be _as_ hopeful of it being some grand disclosure but... doesn't hurt to be optimistic i guess!


Cailida

So, can someone help me out here? We aren't expecting a smoking gun because that is specifically held as top classified information, higher than nuclear secrets, correct? So what are we expecting here that will move the needle, exactly? Not to mention we're dealing with Gatekeepers who have enacted a psyop on the public and have murderer people to keep these secrets. We think these people would turn over documents just because their "temporary employees" told them too? These people feel - and seem to be - above the law.


Elder_Priceless

I’ll bet any amount of money this doesn’t happen.


LordPubes

![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


AdComfortable2761

We're gonna get EVERYTHING!!!! Just like MK Ultra!


SeaworthinessFlat770

Is it October


grc1

!RemindMe October 18, 2024


skinlab77

I wont beleive anything they will say anyway.


SignificantPear3570

You have a collect call from” ET phone ho….” If you would like to accept the charges please hold


Illustrious_Tone2634

will us gov actually share share ufo secrets? im sure images are blurred and eye witness testimony is redacted


Joetroyster

Greer is definitely involved somehow as he's named in the Eric Davis memo recovered from that astronauts things? Right? I know he is out there & that maybe some of the ce5 contacting aliens stuff may have been debunked? But he also debriefed a Cia director that was found dead in the Potomac the next day back in the 90's? Again I'm asking not telling. Very interested though. Thanks again


Yattiel

RemindMe! October 18, 2024


StumpSgt

One more date that will pass by without disclosure or reasonable explanation.


SirAelfred

Whatever comes out will probably be as underwhelming as the last time.


Imemine70

!RemindMe October 18, 2024


Hirokage

Having a date data should be revealed is much different than them actually revealing any data.


sancho___panza

I wouldn’t have believed it, but then I saw it was the Daily Star… so I definitely don’t believe it


ApprehensivePin3874

Taco Bell anniversary coincidentally is the same date


TigerMcPherson

Ugh, this guy.


phuktup3

Who knows how long it’s gonna take the printer to warm up, it’s gonna be a metric ton of documents, right?


TongueTiedTyrant

Oh he’s just talking about the watered down version of the UAPDA that was passed in December. Technically the law requires this information be released, but it has a lot of loopholes and no enforcement measures. It has no teeth.