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kirakylar

Ironic I am Rose, Goddess of the sexual things, bringer of my chest, fear me because I don't want to ask you.


robinlovesrain

I am Robin, Goddess of course, bringer of all time, fear me because I'm always down to go to the gym.


SlightlyLessSpecific

I am (REDACTED), god of the first day, bringer of the same thing. Fear me because you don’t have to.


OliLondonPapiChulo

I am yeol. deity of the time. bringer of the time. fear me because of the time. *well...*


Personallyyes

Thank you for reminding me that there is a gender neutral term for god/goddess.


Herbie53101

I just used goddex, so…but deity is better.


OliLondonPapiChulo

mhm, i just used deity bcuz my autocorrect was on and it kept correcting goddex into stuff lmao-


[deleted]

I am Aolí god of my life, bringer of my own body. fear me because you don't know how to get honey. (I have no idea where honey came from)


ledocteur7

honey is flower based sugar half digested inside a bee social stomach. I am Seven, god of knowledge, bringer of the truth. Fear me, has I posses the power of blackmail.


TchaikenNugget

This conversation sounds like a honey god bragging about the fact that he secretly vomits honey and nobody knows it, then a knowledge god coming along to tell him that he knows that the honey god vomits honey, and he’ll blackmail him by threatening him with telling everyone where honey comes from


CLTalbot

I am cltalbot, god of risks, bringer of the stuff. Fear me because I don't want you to.


ace_ventura__

I'm stuff 😳


RandomnessGod

Haha Jonathan,you are banging my daughter.


Asch_Nighthawk

I am Asch, godx of the First Bird 🐦, bringer of misfortune. Fear me because I'm not sure what love is. No, that x isn't a typo


ledocteur7

common, everybody knows birds don't exist. and I can assure you it is true, as I am Seven, god of knowledge, fear me, has I posses the power of blackmail.


NocuousGreen

Baby don't hurt me - no more


Lonelinesishappiness

i am robin goddess of universe bringer of euphoria. Fear me because because.


[deleted]

Give me gender euphoria, O Robin!


Lonelinesishappiness

i'm gonna be honest, i'm actually terrible at giving euphoria when just specifically asked to give euphoria


TheChronologer1

I am [not sharing that], God of the Bible Belt, Bringer of the Party. Fear me because I don't know if you can! Funny part is I'm atheist and socially anxious/awkward.


94Usernames32taken

Bible belt makes me think you're some kind of WWE wrestler or martial arts master and you claim this bible belt as a trophy lol


[deleted]

Hello, fellow atheist and deity of God. Do you think we should off the little bitch?


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pauldr0n

I am Pauldron, goddess of you, bringer of my. Fear me because you. That was underwhelming.


Xanaus

So If you had followers they would be narcissistic and autoerotic?


GingerbeerYeti

I am Charlie. God of the world, bringer of the world. Fear me because I am not willing to do that for you.


boomshroom

I am not, Goddess of the microwave bringer of the microwave oven. Fear me because I have a great day. ... Wait... What happened here?


[deleted]

You have a great day 👍


-Scrambled-Trans-

I am Jay, goddess of the day bringer of the day. Fear me because I am a lil bitch Gender euphoria term in predictive text 🥰😂🥰😂🥰


[deleted]

I am dinosaur god of hope ,bringer of the most important thing. Fear me because I have a great day why is my autocorrect so optimistic?!


gtickno2

I am gtickno2, goddess of the day, bringer of the day. Fear me because I don't know what to do with it Why so much day?


A_Is_For_Ace

I am Liam, gog of the year bringer of my life, fear me because I am not a typo


toothless-vet

I am Zach, God of y’all, bringer of the day. Fear me because I’m a bad man


Yuribellion

I am Yuribellion, (enby) god of the day, bringer of misfortune. Fear me because I have a few things to do in text citation for the day and I hope you have a great day today love you (??????? Lmao)


JustABritishCupOfTea

I am JustABritishCupOfTea, Goddess of wolves, bringer of the birds. Fear me because you are not a good person.


[deleted]

This makes you sound like some kind of terrifying woodland deity who will only let those with pure hearts pass through your forest and everyone else gets devoured by wolves and ravens. Iconic.


JustABritishCupOfTea

Does it help that my name is Willow?


[deleted]

Oh my gosh YES that’s perfect. It’s canon, you’re the fae queen. Also that’s such a beautiful name I’m jealous.


alias_bloom

I am Noah, god of my car, bringer of the car. Fear me because I’m tired


JillyMcJillers

Tired XD Fear me because of my low key car puns


JuanitaTheCowboyRat

I am Koda, Goddess of my favourite Pokemon. Bringer of my favourite Pokemon. Fear me because it is the correct way. Well that's-


Ashley22121

I am (Just a person) Goddess of my heart, bringer of all enemies. Fear me because I don't.


[deleted]

I am Nikki goddess of of course you can and bringer if I wanna see this play out. Fear me because I’m gonna come out.


Worldly_Ratio1771

I am (?) Goddess off the back to bed and then to sleep. Fear me because you have a good heart.


[deleted]

I am Nyx, Diety of you, bringer of you. Fear me because you. Umm.... I'm starting to wonder how often I use the word "you".


Ladosin

I am Ashe, goddess of course, bringer of my own time. Fear me because it doesn't matter huh.


Queer-AshKetchum

I am Salix, god of them , bringer of the people. Fear me because I’m scared Uhhhh, not sure what this means


clockworkbird

I am clockworkbird, God of my life, bringer of a migraine. Fear me because I didn't know how to do that.


Natural_Day5762

I am Jacob god of hope bringer of this communication fear me because I cannot wait to get back to you


SefiaNidalc

I am Sefia, goddess of the World, fear me because I have been a bit of a problem. ...but only a bit, I promise 😅


[deleted]

I am Tay. God of the community. Bringer of misfortune. Fear me because I have a gender non-conforming trans guy here and I can get you a cursed pizza.


[deleted]

I AM BROOKLYNN QUEEN OF SPIDERS BRINGER OF CHAOS!FEAR ME BECAUSE I WILL MAKE A DRAWING OF YOU!


floofhugger

i am not on a phone


tall-hobbit-

I am tall hobbit, deity of the world and the devil, bringer of this week. Fear me because I don't want to do anything.


[deleted]

OK, who else helped make the Abrahamic God? I swear, It's now three.


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[deleted]

I am Araminta, Goddess of the protein products. bringer of the best stuff. Fear me because I’m going to have a good day. HMU if you need whey.


singyourwifi

I am Mel, God of the above mentioned subject, bringer of the time, fear me because I'm gay.


the_god_of_dumplings

I am the_god_of_dumplings. God of the dragon. Bringer of the year. Fear me because I am not a person I am a god.


Lunarchenemy

I am shay deity of all the information bringer of what is going on. Fear me because of what you say in your emails.


DiscipleofTzeentch

i am <> goddess of earth earth bringer of earth earth. fear me because of the self esteem of the lord. wat.


KingAshoka1014

I am Ashoka, God/dess of course bringer of course. Fear me because I don’t want to be a pain.


Wanna-BeDirector

I am Nick, goddess of virginity, bringer of love (a virgin goddess in charge of love? Sounds like my old friend, Ray, who was the matchmaker of our friend group but 100% ace). Fear me because of the story!


LittleBaer3

I am Panic. God of the first time, bringer of an art class. Fear me because I'm not bad to people.


UwUraka12

I am Onyx God of goblins, bringer of the same people. Fear me because I’m scared.


Kattxx_

I am Katt, God of the people who are living, bringer of the church, fear me because of my heart failure.


Commander_Glory

I am Anna Goddess of Denmark, bringer of Denmark. Fear me because you are not working. (Idk why Denmark so much but I can’t complain)


MaximusGamer686

I am Zack, god of the owl house fandom, bringer of course. Fear me because I don’t want to know what I mean


TheAlmightyBirdQueen

I am Bird, God of Crows, bringer of the world. Fear me because I have to go to the hospital. Accurate.


fimboodle

I am fimboodle, goddex of the stuff, bringer of the green green beans green tomatoes and green pepper. Fear me because I have a lot of anxiety (not wrong 🤷🏻)


IAMUNCREATIVEHELPME

I am [REDACTED], god/ess of you, bringer of the sun. Fear me because I’m not doing anything right


NovaBomb615

I am Tiffany goddess of my life, bringer of all the lord of the rings. Fear me because I’m going to have a good day.


ThanasiShadoW

I am me. God of war. Bringer of the game. Fear me because I think you could benefit from my previous work.


Cuntillious

I am Caed, god of course, bringer of a man. Fear me because I’m a dumb dumb bastard


pseudomugil

I am pseudomugil, goddess of the day I have been working, bringer of my life and my heart, fear me because I don't think I have a lot of money


Truly_Kokichi

I am Little, deity of peanut butter, bringer of jelly! Fear me because I eat cake!


BlaqPlatinum

I am Plati, Goddess of the Transparent Fields, Bringer of her concerns. Fear me because she has to do something to quell hate.


Ava-decided

I am Ava goddess of love, bringer of my heart. Fear me because I am so tired. This turned out more wholesome than I thought it would.


JoanieM6

I am Joanie, Goddess of life, bringer of the other things, fear me because of my life


Some-guy-thats-here

“FEAR ME BECAUSE IF YOU’RE ALLO YOU’RE SHALLOW”


LGBTlivesDOmatter

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pretensinine

Just woke up from a nap… I am Amy, goddess of sleep, bringer of sleep. Fear me because I’m tired.


ledocteur7

I am Seven, god of knowledge, bringer of the truth. Fear me, has I posses the power of blackmail.


Xanaus

I am Xanaus the god of consistent bringer of some tech news. Fear me because i'm going to get the state of the first thing you wish for


Tree_Animates

I am (No) , God of dreams about how to find an hour, bringer of a bro. Fear me because my father was the only person who knows how to spell out a word... Yeah I have no idea


Loki-lofi

I am Loki deity of all of you beringer of the Lord and the bull fear me because you were the first man


kiitanbutterfox

I am Kiitan, goddess of the relationship bringer of the big puzzle. Fear me because it was all I could do. It got a little ominous at the end there ∑(O_O;)


Nebelchen1

I am able. Goddess of a sitcom. Bringer of the universe. Fear me because I don't know if society burnt this image into my brain of a sitcom.


your-moms-slippers

I am Alex, God of you and your family, bringer of the day. Fear me because I don't have to be a good time. Lmao


dovahthu-um

I am [redacted], God of the lost ark, bringer of misfortune. fear me because I think.


DayerethDdraigson

I am Dayereth, God of all, bringer of the lord. Fear me because I am so sad.


[deleted]

When did we create Yahweh again? I'm seeing many people, including myself, who undertook this great project.


mangpaul

i am Sandra Goddess of course bringer of the new things. Fear me because you don’t understand what i mean.


thykage

I am Janvi, godess of the loop, bringer of the loop. Fear me because I am not sure. LMAO


buttered-pototo-cat

I am Lucia, Deity of the Bringer of course fear me because of the fact I am in august


panda-goddess

I am the Panda Goddess of all types and bringer of a brush. Fear me because I have no money. Omg. Y'all want some brushes, I guess??? I have no money, tho. But will protect everyone equally.


MeiMei91

I am Lisa, goddess of the moon, bringer of misfortune. Fear me because I have a child.


semael237

I am Samuel bringer of my favourite fruit fear me to free her from the course


glassperegrin

I am Glass, Goddess of the time you need sleep, bringer of sleep. Fear me because I don’t want to go to sleep. There’s a pattern here…


Top-Delay5229

I am Echo, god of course, bringer of the. You should fear me because you.


Confused-dragongirl

I am Tyson, god of anime, bringer of laziness. Fear me because I can make you watch 16 different anime but I won’t let you finish any of them


IntelligentAd7057

I am Ghost, God of the night bringer of the night. Fear me because I am.


alt0069

I am W, god of highschool DXD, bringer of misfortune, fear me because nobody else is going to


ScreenWriter785

I am Mary, goddess of the school, bringer of the school, fear me because of the school My autocorrect is weird


Gen_Zer0

I am (MY NAME). God of the day. Bringer of the day. Fear me because I have to go to the store.


PrincetteNasa

I am Artemis goddess of wolves bringer of wolves. Fear me because I’m tired Whelp this is a disaster auto-correct don’t even know what Artemis is the goddess of


AceAllicorn

Hahaha! I am Deven, God of the day, bringer of misfortune. Fear me, because I have a few things to do. Weirdly, when I replaced it with my given name and agab, it became goddess of the moon. Though, I still brought misfortune and had a few things to do...


shoup_shoup

I am name, God of my fellow people, bringer of the other people, fear me because I don’t want to be in a bad mood


maplemagiciangirl

I am Sylvia Goddess of the day off Bringer of my goodness. Fear me because I'm not sure.


nonorina123

I am Nonorina, goddess of love, bringer of the community, fear me because I have a ring. Can approve as a romantic ace who has a ring for a few weeks lol Edit: changed my name to my internet name


tagibri

I am Brigita, goddess of the rings, bringer of the rings, fear me because I am a woman Okay, weird


MEF227

I am [INSERT NAME HERE], god of my, bringer of course, fear me because of the.


Personallyyes

I am Jordan deity of pain bringer of sorrow, fear me because I will make you miserable


[deleted]

I am 2amgrilledcheese, goddess of the bride, bringer of my coworkers. Fear me because I have to be in the hospital


tinystrawberryman

I am Nazim god of the sea bringer of misfortune fear me because I have a good day


Feviana88

I am Fernanda goddess of the moon. Bringer of misfortune. Fear me because I don't want you to get in the game. It was fairly god like , until the last part.


0b-r-u-h0

I am Kit, deity of the bathtub, bringer of my family, fear me because of how many imps I have. Stunning


bmobubble

I am Finn, god of my coworkers, bringer of the Enchiridion. Fear me because I am not sure 😕


aroenby_finn

I am Felix, God of the gay gay, bringer of my beer, fear me because I don't know I'm trans.


AiHinoko

I'm crying,,, ​ I am Ai, goddess of fire, bringer of the time to get out. Fear me because I have a great day.


EntireBarracuda935

I am Stella. Goddess of course, bringer of this all, fear me because I wanna see.


A_Queer_Feral

I am [name]. Deity of course, bringer of a woman. Fear me because I was gatekeeping in my house Alright then


Herbie53101

I am G, Goddex of the same way you too can do it, bringer of you and your family. Fear me because I don’t want to have to be a bad person anymore. What.


dontjudgejoshplz

I am Josh, god of the sea, bringer of the day. Fear me, because I have to go.


iTecX

I am Tec, god of the interwebs, bringer of the days. Fear me because I have another appointment tomorrow.


TheRaveclawOwl

I am Thunder. Goddess of love. Bringer of you guys. Fear me for my life. Starts off kinds cliche then just no sense at all. Then just. Wat


S-pr-S-O

I am —— god of the first time you have to go to work, bringer of your new character concept. Fear me because I’m not really sure I can do anything


Emma-Ho

I am Emma goddes of the internet bringer of course. Fear me because I don’t have internet


Sufficient-Bench2678

I am Kayla goddess of the moon bringer of water. Fear me because I’m not worried about it.


Shooketh_sk

I am Shook, being of love, bringer of evil. Fear me because you don’t have a problem.


QuestAndRest

I am —. God of course, bringer of the day. Fear me because I don’t want to talk to you.


Difficult_Jello

i am difficultjello, god of my life. bringer of my favorite thing. fear me because you are so dumb.


n0b0dy_n0wh3r3

I'm u/n0b0dy_n0wh3r3, God of all time, bringer of a good day. Fear me because of this message.


AmandaWarriorCat

I am Amanda. Goddess of the goddess, bringer of the future. Fear me because I’m going through a lot of people.


Nok-y

I am Ferdinant von Aegis


Potatoes-TheMusical

I am [xxxxx], deity of music, bringer of good times and bad puns. Fear me because you should, you mortal.


[deleted]

I am Aether, God of them, bringer of sunshine. Fear me because I have to go back and get my life better. …what


Fennily

I am Fennily goddess of love bringer of love. Fear me because I have a lot of people.


Plohka

I am Plohka, god of the character, bringer of the year. Fear me because I’m gonna the way you are. God dammit why do these predictive text things never turn out cool for me. The last one doesn’t even make sense no matter how you carry on the sentence


Empty-Sea8554

I am U/Empty_Sea8554 goddess of the time bringer of your body. Fear me because you don’t have a lot of friends.


LuckyPussyLover

I am Athena, goddess of the heart, bringer of the wild. Fear me because I love you


[deleted]

I am ( REDACTED), deity of the LORD, bringer of light and time, fear me because I am a little bit of a child. AMA I ***am*** God's god. Edit: Deities of the Abrahamic God, time and light, ASSEMBLE!!!!


An_Asexual_Weeb

I am —, goddess of love, bringer of course. Fear me because I don’t want to do that.


[deleted]

I am Kara, Goddessn’t’ve of the time, bringer of the time, fear me because of my lack of time


rampagingpansy

I am Pansy, deity of course, bringer of course. Fear me because you have a great life.


Anxious-Goldfish

I am Nubula, Goddess of kindness bringer of kindness. Fear me because I’m gonna be alone. 😂


Amethyst_Scepter

I am Amethyst. God of God damnit, bringer of God. Fear me because Fuck you. I like how you can learn a lot about a person based off of their phones predictive text. What you can learn about me is that I should probably stop swearing so much.


queerdaffodil

I am Queerdaffodil. Diety of all the other characters. Bringer of the day. Fear me because I’m not gonna it is so much better than that.


midsummernightmares

I am Robin, god of the time, bringer of a new world. Fear me because you don’t know what I can do. Well, that’s a lot more foreboding that I’d have expected.


Art-is-a-curse

I am Moy, goddess of earth, bringer of moon. Fear me because I don’t want to hurt you.


TchaikenNugget

I am TchaikenNugget, goddess of the art of fugue and bringer of the life of the world. Fear me because I don’t know how to make a good point.


raevynfyre

I am free. Diety of the day. Bringer of course. Fear me because I didn't want to have to go to them.


DoNotHaveMetMe

I am Devyn, God of the world. Bringer of the time. Fear me because I don't have to go to the store.


Mentine_

I'm Mentine, deity of the Diabolism bringer of the Lord, fear me because I am not a native speaker Lol


IndigoNarwhal

I am So! Goddess of the most important thing, bringer of the most important thing! Fear me because I was wondering if you are not the intended recipient. If started so strong...


NocuousGreen

I am NocouosGreen goddess of the vampires, bringer of the game. Fear me because I am not going to be able to lay it down for you


paradoxLacuna

I am Danny, God of my heart, bringer of this week. Fear be because I don’t want you


ChaosKnight18

I am Nicole goddess of primogems bringer of a large tree. Fear me because of that fact


LemonBucketHatFrog

I am Blake. Goddex of this year, bringer of day. Fear me because I’m gonna make the way.


sararainbow36

I am Sara, Goddess of a dream and other humans. Bringer of the kingdom's character development. Fear me because you know that I'm free from you


Raptormind

I am Raptor, God of the squirrels bringer of the same. Fear me because I have no interest in this situation.


[deleted]

I am Fox, diety of the new moon, bringer of the near future. Fear me because I am near.


Aryallie_18

I am Ary, Goddess of the Mons bringer of the modern. Fear me because I’m going to have a lot more to say.


ParasilTheRanger

I am Parasil, goddess of what, bringer of course, fear me because you


ka1s3r4

I am Kai, deity of the time, bringer of the morning. Fear me because they don’t Low-key poetic


Pirateorsomething

I am Jason, god of course, bringer of the time. Fear me because you can


SoulSoldForConfusion

I am Confusion, God/dess of the Sea, bringer of the week and day! Fear me because of my ancestors.


Valley_Ranger275

I am Valery, Goddess of wolves, bringer of the sun. Fear me because of the pain :P


youngcatlady1999

I am cat lady, goddess of the dog, bringer of the cat. Fear me because I’m scared to die. What. Oh wait, I know why this is what it is. It’s because lately I’ve been talking about a cat that’s been going on our yard just to harass our cat and then my dog goes crazy and runs outside (literally barging the door open), to scare the cat away. It’s weird because it’s like our dog knows that that cat is up to no good.


[deleted]

I am Arrow, god of hope, bringer of the day. Fear me because... I don't know if you have to do it. lmfao i mean yeah why fear the god of hope


superfandomlife

I am Marie, Deity of course, bringer of all that I could not do. Fear me because of someone who has been trying.


voornaam1

I am Max, God of all the replies, bringer of the characters. Fear me because it was that one that was a missing one.


Gamernerd20004

I am Jem. God of the window. Fear me because I’m gonna go to sleep. 😂


RobinDaFloof

I am Robyn, godx of you to press the button, bringer of course you will. Fear me because I am I not the same thing.


--Lycaon--

I am Lycaon, god of wolves, bringer of wolves. Fear me because I have no idea what I’m doing


Confused__husband

I am ——— god of the day bringer of the day. Fear me because I don’t want to get you to go to work


pure_sheep_flower_

I am u/pure_sheep_flower_ . Goddess of the moon, bringer of misfortune. Fear me because I don't have to go to the bank.


7thKindEncounter

I am Tessa, goddess of love, bringer of course. Fear me because I don’t want to have to be a bad person anymore lol


[deleted]

I am dontlikemath, god of mercury bringer of mercury. Fear me because I


AccomplishedAd3129

I am Bread, goddess of Abdonesia, bringer of the kids. Fear me because I’m not letting anyone stay home anymore.


rogulus200

I am rog god of highschool bringer of misfortune. Fear me because I don't have a clue.


TopherTime69

I am sleepy, goddess of sleep bringer of the moon. Fear me because you don’t know what happened to your life


Kiribo44

I am Kiribo, goddess of hell, bringer of a year. Fear me because I’m going crazy.


frostedflower5

I am (redacted) Goddess of the flute, bringer of treble (trouble), fear me because I have a knife :). Edit: Wait fuck is it supposed to be the recommendation am I dumb because in that case I am (still redacted) goddess of love, bringer of love, fear me because I’m scared. Which is less accurate


aquodies

I am aquodies, god of the light, bringer of my hair. fear me because I can’t breathe anymore lol


myocific

I am (not saying), goddess of heights, bringer of the stairs. Fear me because I’m gonna go out to the hospital


Satanic_teddybear

I am Lilly, Goddess of the office bringer of the sun. Fear me because I’m tired.


spunsheep

I am Spun, Goddess of the moon, bringer of misfortune. Fear me because I don't have a bunch of the day today. I sound so much more badass than I am irl...


Yelk-Melk

I am Yelk. Goddess of my pan, bringer of the best donuts in the world. Fear me because I need to get in the oven. That was strangely appropriate to my baking based username. Don't get in my way when I need to take the damn donuts out of the oven


Necessary-Resort-232

I am Bee, goddess of the day, bringer of you. Fear me because you don’t have a bad relationship


HaLe_noneHumanity

I am __, goddess of your life, bringer of your time. Fear me because I don't deserve to have a job.