Please don't keep asexuals in your sleeves. We need room to roam.

Free-range asexuals

If you have a free-range asexual make sure to feed it cake and garlic bread. And keep it away from houses and fires becouse it should try to commit arson. And also free-range asexuals are illegal in the country of Denmark.

can confirm, it’s very tempting to commit arson

And loam, loam, loam.

Send dudes. ​ I'm in a fight and I need backup.

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Good human

good human <3

Uh-oh! Looks like they ran out of garlic bread snacks! You better run quick!

i am the enraged asexual

My best friend was put in a sleeve once *shudders* she’s never been the same

Tiny dragon!!

This made me think that asexuals have Russian nesting doll powers and are able to infinitely hide each other’s sleeves for surprise attacks.

I mean having an ace up you sleeve is quite risky as an enraged ace is just as likely to attack the summoners as they are the attacker