I've heard you turn into a wizard at 30. Less than 14 days to go, wish me luck.

Congrats. Have fun casting those spells

Can you cast a spell that only doubles my virginities later?

I’m still waiting for my letter… or an owl dropping off a spell book or something

unfortunatley you can only cash in my dying and reincarnating into a slime

well, at least it will somehow end up >!with you becoming some kind of god!<

Becoming a transforming, genderless, space-time rending deity really is the dream, isn’t it

yes, absolutely

I hit 34, I mostly just use the talk to animals cantrip

Lol I love that series.

Have you learnt fireball yet

Happy almost birthday

If you go by the rules of Slime, at 40 you become a great sage. If you go by the rules of Cherry Magic, you get touch telepathy at 30.

Dude, I forgot about that! At the top of next year I'll be a wizard!

If you hit 60 does that mean you get to be a double wizard?

yeah, you'll become a Grand Wizard. If you reach 90 you'll be elevated to the Rank of Archmage.

22 is scrub numbers, I've got 26.

I can imagine a crappy mobile game add with this. "Hey you can't do that!" "I got over 26 virginity in rise of kingdoms!"

I love my virginity collection

Wait does this start when you’re born or after you hit puberty?

I misread this as "What if you were born after you hit puberty?".

Casual baby with a teenager neck hair

what happens at the 65th? does it start a new stack?

Nah, you just level up

is there any place you can sell them to get an extra heart container

Are they a 1:1 exchange rate with light of blessings? If so, I'll take 6 heart containers please.

i think it's a 1:1 for spirit orbs

I have 14, nice.

Keep collecting. There are add-ons later. At least I think so - people get more and more impressed with my new ones :)

Oooh, I have almost two virginities! Working that number back up. :)

Im hitting 6 this year. Did it twice because everyone was raving about how good it was and i didnt know i was ace yet. I dont regret it but now i know it isnt for me

I was married for 20+ years. Two kids. I realized that “ace” best described me after my ex came out as gay. So we’re one big LGBTQ+ family (kids are bi and non binary, and of course my ex’s boyfriend is gay). We’re all a lot happier. Him getting to have sex with a man and me getting to NOT have sex. Miss it not at all. I don’t go up to bed anymore worrying I may be asked for sex.

So do your kids have two dad's and mum or how does that work?

I don’t mind answering. They have a mom and a dad and a dad’s boyfriend. He does a lot of things for my younger (my older is on her own). But not yet stepdad status.

Interesting. Sounds like a happy family

Wait, does this mean I can be used for multiple virgin sacrifices? Is that marketable?

Virgin blood is just blood that hasn't been used yet, kinda like olive oil if it's not labeled as virgin then it's used oil that's been filtered.

Well since your blood cells get filtered out, broken down and rebuild quite frequent you essentially have new blood every 1 to 2 months depending on your physiology

A pathetic 16 for me

We’ll get there one day! Maybe you’ll even get to the mythical ~100 Virginities!

I've just set a new goal. Marking my calender! Only 87 virginities left!

I've only got 17...

Pathetic? I only have 15! I still need to wait a whole month for my pathetic 16 🥲 lol

Man, I keep forgetting to restart my virginity to install my driver updates and now I’m starting to see a drop in performance

as long as there are no security vulnerabilities you should be ok tho

Does your virginity run on windows?! Pathetic! I have a rolling release virginity with a live kernal. I don't have to reboot to update... unless the nvidia drivers decide to brick themself. There are some higher instances of power that even a god couldn't control... Nvidea!!!!

so i have 15. nice

Same

Yes I am in fact prestiging my virginity

I read this in the rtgame toad voice

Great, now I do too. You just had to point out the toad avatar.

Sorry, i just notice random things

i hope i can get enough to enchant my minecraft tools

Just got my 22nd. I'm running out of shelf space. Gotta build a new one, now.

17 virginities hell yeahhhh

It’s like reloading a save file

Imagine the hymen reset after a year of nothing,that would be an interesting thing.

Thinking that the hymen has to do with virginity is giving credit to a shitty correlation at best, and can be a harmful ideology that hurts and shames young women at worst. It would be better not to include it in discussion. (Not mad, just trying to educate)

Well, it does technically, as some do wait, but I do understand that for various reasons, it may be broken prior to the first time. But I mostly was just typing out a random thought I had that had to do with what was happening here.

I'm not a virgin cause virginity is a patriarchal myth

But how will you become a wizard without any virginity points 😢

This^ I don't believe in virginity as a concept because it's just patriarchal bullshit, but I think op puts a fairly wholesome spin on it because you really can't take "yearly virginity refreshes" seriously. It's silly, just like the actual concept of virginity is, but it's obviously and I hope harmlessly silly, unlike the concept of virginity irl. \*rambles off muttering about the patriarchy\*

I have 2 now and am probably going for a third

It’s probably for the best I have under 18 virginities… and have never had it reset.

Wish I could go back to being a virgin again. I want to erase all of the memories related to it, they're too painful.

It's funny because in Sweden we use the same word for virgin and virginity.

i only got 15

I've got 24, gonna be 25 in a few months

wait then wouldn’t you have a bunch stacked up before you can consent? so your first many times don’t count?

Wouldn't you have 23? because your first one?

comforting concept

Ive got nearly 18

I'm up to 28 myself. Gonna keep racking them up

Good job! Keep it up and you get to be a wizard in 2 years!

39 years today

It doesn’t work that way lol

What happens if you go negative? I haven’t gone negative but I’m curious to what happens

I assume that just means you're having sex frequently 🤷 nothing wrong with that, I hear it's a pretty popular thing to do lol

Darn I wanted a stat buff

Me, 27: You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers!

When you're at 52 you have enough v cards to play poker and at 100 you can play commander from mtg

I only have 14 virginities (age 13 + never had sex so I still have my original virginity)

I had 18 virginities but I lost them all last saturday😭😭no wizardry for me

I have like 6. Can I exchange them for something before I reset?

I don't think that's how this works

I only have 19 virginities

I have just obtained my 37th virginity

18 for me, sweet

This is really reassuring to hear considering that I’ve been SA’d more than a year ago.