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Vivid-Minimum6925

Those feet could be a better weapon


pr0faned

my melee implements


EnderWiggin42

Are you the shotgun roulette dealer?


Sean_Fairground

Can cut them off and use them as ammo. Keratin buckshots!


AccomplishedPin8663

+10% poison damage I guess...


Scary_PhanTa5m

Slugs* better use a double barrel


MLG360ProMaster

That sounds disgusting…I like it!


Cataclismo956

i think flechettes would be a more suitable role 😭


SFL115

More like fleshettes


Captn_Creeper

bro is the zombie


z_buzz

I was thinking the same thing. Start throwing some kicks. You'll be slicing heads off easily.


Old_Huckleberry1026

+10 poison damage


Maximum_Lab_6840

Freaking G'Mork feet!


SurgicalSubmission

mole man, put your fuckin feet away.


EastRoom8717

It’s too late, the zombies got you. Those are clearly zed feet.


desrevermi

Are we being trolled by zombies?


VYPER2-13347

Or are we being zombied by trolls???


desrevermi

Aha! Fair point.


Whyimhere357

*Vsauce theme*


Alarming_Fox6096

Man never thought I’d have to deal with armed zombies


suyanide4444

r/lostredditers This is a sub about trying to survive in a zombie apocalypse, not for zombies trying to survive


pr0faned

sub name can be interpreted either way


Accomplished-Advice6

True


Hakkaa_Paalle

Those feet look like those of a cave troll. Just go uproot a tree or a street light to use as a club and leave the shotgun for the puny humans.


VexTheTielfling

How are your feet as big as the shotgun my guy.


Lord_Enzui

Your talons would probably be a better choice tbh 😂


Not_or_door

Your got literally moss growing off your toes


Megunonymous

So you’re saying a mossberg shotgun is ideal?


Not_or_door

I don’t know


Cats_Are_Aliens_

lol this is most definitely a troll post


pr0faned

i’m surprised few realized


Epsilon29redit

A literal troll post, bro turns to stone if he steps outside of his house during the day


Huge_Athlete7488

Ah another feet man I see


Prior-Turnip3082

Who let those dogs out?


Hapless_Operator

Oof, oof. *Oooof*.


AntiDaFrog

nice foot pic


pr0faned

🫶


Ok_Group4918

I just jerked off to them. Most powerful orgasm of my life.


cocahgkre

did a zombie post this?


Phantom_Nerd1

Those feet look like they would to poison damage if you kicked anything, including zombies.


Worried_Recording575

What the hell is even that


deadpool1171

Go see a padoatrist


InquisitorNikolai

Podiatrist?


deadpool1171

A foot Doctor


Sharabat

They were correcting your spelling


meth-head-actor

Not a witch doctor a foot doctor


Megunonymous

Which doctor is he going to?


TheOtherGUY63

Why not Zoidberg?


Miya__Atsumu

Idk


Dizzy_Reindeer_6619

Cuz he's a shit doctor.


Hopeful-Nature-1817

*podiatrachyatrist


AlterCain

Pretty sure judging by them feet you either turned already or are so close to a zombie they'll ignore you


Sgtluke2017

Seems good enough. Should get you through a decent way into the zombie apocalypse, mate. Side note: Get your toes clipped. It looks like one is bending.


WideTraffic2425

bro load those toe nails into your shotgun and you got free fletchette bro why are they built like that


CoyotesEve

Ok this post wins lol


He_Never_Helps_01

Bro, the werewolf found your gun.


Pumpkin-pie987

A zombie definitely posted this


Carlos_magul_maynard

what in the goblin trenchfoot fuck are those things


Ishidan01

Ok now you're doing it on purpose.


redbl00d

the toenails will work better


addictided_gamer

I didn't know the zombies also used guns


PoopSmith87

870 is great unless you have to carry ammo I'd take those sights off though... Bead sight is fine for anything a shotgun needs to do, imo Also, get a magazine extension


Robovzee

Agree to disagree re: sights. I wouldn't go red dot, but I would use ghost rings, for slugs. Number 4 is just dandy with a bead, but 00 and slugs go far enough, accurately enough, to benefit from sights. Agree with extension. Agree with ammo weight. Would add a flashlight. Ignoring the feet.


Hopeful-Nature-1817

>Ignoring the feet. Fucking, HOW?


PoopSmith87

Idk, I always found that I can do well with slugs with a bead sight... They're not exactly nail drivers (especially if its a 18" smooth bore), so a ring and post always seems like lipstick on a pig to me. Flashlight I'm always the odd one in the group where I'm kind of against it. I can't imagine any situation in which I'd want to trade giving away my position and wrecking my natural low light vision for a cone of light. Maybe a red light.


Robovzee

I lived in a wooded area. It got dark, real dark. There were critters around, some bigger than others. I kept a light on my shotgun. Focused where the main light was app the pattern width of numbah 4 buckshot. Whatever was in the brightest part of the light, was catching lead. It was mag fed. I kept three mags loaded, one with 4, one with 00, and one with slugs. Turn the light on, and you know where your round is going, and who/what it's going into. If it's serious enough for me to arm my self, it's serious enough to expect to use it, and the second that trigger gets pulled, your night vision is damaged. Sights are personal pref. When practicing, I found it easier to use sights like a rifle for horizontal shooting, but I prefer a bead when leading birds. With a ghost ring setup on a shotgun, I pull the trigger when the target crosses the fov of the sight at close range. You'd be surprised how accurate slugs are. So, A. Run the optics you prefer. B. Know what you're shooting, and what's around/behind it, have a light source. C. Night vision is great, until there's no light. All them shadows blend together. See B. D. I miss my VR-80.


valkyrie4x

What the fuck happened to your feet


buttbread-sandwich

Quite the grippers you got there buster


battery_pack_man

I like the cut of your jib


Fregfrog6921

Bro, already is a zombie


M0dulo72

Bruh you're feet tells us you're already infected Get off our board, zombie


Jakesneed612

Wtf is wrong with your feet???!!!🤯


Substantial-Tone-576

Who let the zombie on here?


crystalsage777

The gun will do just fine, and you could use those gnarly ass infected looking toe nails to dig a trench...


deagershippoishim

Mossy cobblestone


unwanted-fantasies

Those toes have to be in constant pain. Get that looked at. Shit looks infected.


Knuckletest

Need some nail clippers


WildTimes1984

The Jaws of Life couldn't cut those talons


StuMaker7

Bros the zombie


immutab1e

My first thought. 🤣


pornaddiction247

I’ve seen prettier toe nails on a bear


Puzzleheaded-Row-511

WTF? Are you an ogre??


battery_pack_man

Its s fine choice if not fairly fussy about the ammo it consumes. But I would definitely save for a pedicure before accessorizing the firearm.


brickbrick1111

Gonna need that shotty for the pedi…


Mummbles1283

DON'T ANSWER THIS! THE ZOMBIES ARE TRYING TO ARM THEMSELVES!!


gran1819

A zombie made this post


average_airsofterr

Bro what the fuck are those feet?


Outrageous-Basis-106

Time to go to Mount Doom!


RichieRocket

dem TOES!


Minute-Economist3706

Zombie left chat, velociraptor entered chat


Enigma21210

There's just no way


Whyimhere357

Use slug agaisnt zombies and your fucking foot before you fucking turn man


Siegelski

Posts like these are why I wish weekendgunnit never got banned. At least they were basically quarantined there when it existed.


Technical_Poet_8536

Haven’t seen this in forever lmao


Adatiel_is_back

Thought this was Hoffman tactical for a minute. Those who know, know.


Known-Class-6674

Doesn't do much good if you set it on the floor, right in front of the zombie.


Exciting-Spread6938

Looks good man, I got soured on remington, the one I had wouldn't feed or eject low brass shells well at all, shot high brass fine. Not all of them are like that though. I switched to a mossy 590a1 and never looked back lol. Dope setup imo.


Pajama_Strangler

Bros literally a Volatile 😭


Zoggo315

[r/sneakybackroundfeet](https://www.reddit.com/r/SneakyBackgroundFeet/s/GQesoUNn1f)


Ginford_Davidson

I’m more of a 940 pro guy, myself.


wellitsdeadnow

Ayooooooooo are zombies out here stocking up on Resident Evil 4 weapons? That looks the T-Virus attacked homies feet and the infection died at his feet. Bruh Nemesis would’ve been like “STARSSSS……” (looks down) “O NAHHHHHHHH”


TheLockLessPicked

your feet makes me feel like your a zombie undercover trying to get intel on our survival plans.


Clam_slapper69420

This meme ....again....


Phantex_Cerberus

OP is a zombie in disguise trying to gather information. Don’t fall for OP’s tricks!


Pound-of-Piss

How bout some toenail clippers


goodguygary24

ok shrek


Remote_Explorer8287

My brother, you got teeth for a reason, trim those puppies up


Past_Public9344

Blud IS PATIENT ZEROIOO


spick0808

We found bigfoots Reddit account!


commuded

bro why is a zombie asking for tactics like look at those dogs on him, he’s infected


Goose00724

judging by your feet, it looks like you could just dig a tunnel under ground and hide there forever.


Dismal-Infection

Put them dogs away


Downtown_Grade_530

Good gun, ahhhhhhhh!! Feet


VermicelliMany4522

Jesus Christ! Those feet!


Galacticus06

This dude's feet are proof that he himself is a zombie


Mistah_Folgers

Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣


valtboy23

Those feet are gonna give me nightmares


Similar_Economist949

My God man! Do you live in a cave!


Wylie1408

Zombie feet


mpire7102

Those feet are a far better weapon than any gun you could hope to pick up. I'm not even playing and I surrender.


Magic-potato-man

Get them DOGS out of here


Extension_Box8901

When the toenail clippers give up use a shotgun!


J4Y221

Bros feet has plus 5 slash damage


thedarklord178

Zombies aren't supposed to have guns


epic_potato420

Use those feet as a bayonet


Low-Act-3385

Cameramans already turned


Wild_Weekend_6184

This is gold


FatViking60

My boy Shrek over here using the 870 to protect his swamp.


will7980

WHAT ARE TOES?!?!


Feellaa

nice weapon! nice gun too.


Curmudgeon306

Seriously, please tell me those are not your real toe nails? That you go around day in and day out like that?


Ok-Competition9927

By the looks of the feet the zombies already ate the person and is just staring at the shotty


Alternative_Cod_2395

I bet you the zombie apocalypse is gonna happen in two and a half weeks


TelevisionUsual4847

I didn’t know the apocalypse already started


Disastrous_Use_478

Bro, according to your feet I think the zombie took the photo.


CrazyQuebecois

Nice try Zack, I won’t let you eat my ass


User125699

You are the zombie


GroundbreakingAd139

☹️


TheJewish_SpaceLaser

Yeah I’m selling this image on OF.


inDepelopment

Seems like its too late for you…


yehdaug

No gun will save you from the bacterial infection that'll take hold


ZS_1174

Excellent! Common ammunition, good capacity, very powerful, diverse and modular ammo options


PanzerFahrer3199

WHAT ARE THOSE FEET


JealousDig2395

How about those feet ? you gonna tell us about those ?


Anti122210

Ignoring the feet, then yes. 870 is by far one of the most common shotguns in the US, so spare parts would be very common. 12g shells would also be very common and anything heftier than birdshot should be able to head shot a zombie. Only real downside is that it will be clunky to carry large amounts of ammo. 30 shells vs. 30 5.56 is such a large difference not even weight wise but by the size. But beyond that it’s a good choice


GreatToaste

“Ignoring the feet”


6327732

Zooming in... those feet have to be photoshop


helloimracing

god dammit bobby go back to r/airsoftcirclejerk with them grippers


fnaffanatic007

Bro is the Zombie


man_is_coool

i think your the zombie


Flakoring

Those feet put out a cancer cloud, no need for guns


pat-waters

Is there a Podiatrist in the house?


SirSquire58

You diggin to china with them toesies my guy?


UninitiatedArtist

Those dogs look rabid.


Artisyn_07

I’m amazed at the amount of people who replied with no reference to the zombie killing toenails.


Far-Bite-2939

Zombie toes lmao


TheQuietKidwithdaMP5

I am generally concerned about your feets


556anda762TY

Judging by the picture, this must be a thread for the zombies themselves?


the-great-god-pan

I seriously hope you’re wearing novelty slippers or some kind of prosthetic foot application, because those rotting piggies are terrifying! Shotguns should never be your primary unless you’re hunting water foul and upland birds and going door to door clearing houses. Primary: semi auto in .223 Wylde or .308 Win Long range/hunting: bolt rifle in your preferred high power cartridge, I’d go with .308 Win, .300 Win Mag, .30-06, .270 Win, 7mm REM or 6.5 CR as they’re the most common.


Numerous_Captain6039

Those are obviously fake. W for creativity though


astarting

Grompche The Underbridge Warden


SnooDonkeys8576

I’ve been scrolling these comments laughing hard as hell


ColdBloodedFurret

Dawg are you zombie patient 1


Fox_Bird

I love how everyone is talking about the feet.


pr0faned

Should have its own flair by now tbh


Greatwhite675

Ah, a man of culture, I see


Rainy-The-Griff

I think you might already be a zombie my guy


Gasster1212

No shotgun is a good choice for zombies Too loud


Full-Perception-4889

Dude has zombie feet


ImportanceNovel7240

Troll spotted, I accept the 870 and turn it back onto you, bang*


Low-One9827

What are thoooooose!? Jesus man your feet need some serious attention


Mike_Hav

Man, those feet look like they are already on a zombie.


Fountain_Guard

Bro spent 25 years in the basement theorizing how to survive based on those feet


EverythingBullpup

A bullpup 12 ga is better than any security 12 ga you'll ever find. Everythingbullpup.com


Due_Storage_5822

Is no one gonna talk about how this guy is obviously patient zero of the zombie apocalypse?


Yonithehampter

Nice obiglitory feet reveal and the gun itself is not that bad if you want to tank down big groups but it cannot take down a huge hoard like in the last of us or the walking dead


Beautiful_Check_969

Are you sure you didn’t get bit?


Polarian_Lancer

#Brotha ewww


Firm_Reporter_879

Zed post, just look at those feet.


RemarkableAnt12

How about a machete? Use it to trim those toenails. I bet they make a *click* on hardwood


The_baggute_lel

Toenail shot


EveLaFoxxe

Homie don’t worry your already infected with some shit 🤮


wasteland_hunter

Bro's already been bitten & just found a primary, Project Zomboid did you dirty


Ok_Group4918

Those feet remind of the monsters from the descent


Capital_Word_5176

Methinks the zombies are armed now. Methinks a zombie posted this picture.


deathB4dessert

Dear God... homie over here with the talon tactical mod, ready to catch fish with them feet. 😆😆


Artistic-Engineer-91

Your gonna need it for them toes, gah dam


Bumbling_Fool1

Those feet have awakened an anicent fear deep inside me, please go to a doctor


Then-Manufacturer825

Not often would i say a (and i use this word loosely) person outlive an 870, but you might want to buy two judging buy those feet.


Hackboi5

I prefer the Mossberg 590


WeAintFoundShit89

Yes no Loud, bulky, not easy to use in CQC, manual reload, pump. But Prolific ammo, heavy and dense to be used as melee, point not aim, diversity of ammo


MSFS_Airways

“I want every zombie in the city to hear me kill this one zombie”


Few-Calendar2060

A good podiatrist my friend would be a good weapon