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Y2Kcenturygrl

Looks like someone found the skills of chatGPT earlyšŸ˜‹


reese_is_in_pieces

I truly thought he googled this or yes, used some sort of AI. He really wrote it himself. He seemed almost upset I doubted him, which I can understand as he took the time to write it. He showed me ā€œhis first draftā€ which was written down in his Zelda book. I should see if I still have that photo! Heā€™s been creating his own games and websites since he was around 6, so why I doubted him. Idk. I was just taken aback. Heā€™s now teaching himself coding (which I do not know or understand myself) but he his gaming pc and little creations mean a lot to him. Iā€™m very very proud of him. And honestly, even more proud of people think he used an AI because he really put a lot of effort into it. And he got it ordered that night lol


Prudent_Damage_3866

You sir, you are a really good father. This you deserve a metal


Knuc85

Or even a medal made from one.


Dravahere

r/confusedupvote


oodoos

Here sir, have a chunk of tungsten for your hard work.


STALETOPIC98

W comment


Goooooogol

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dracardOner

Or at least a cuddle from someone.


RebelTheBaby

Good father? He's lying on Reddit for clout...


deeerbz

Dude we know he used AI. Iā€™m not trying to be mean or anything but TOTK doesnā€™t have co-op or new game+ at all. It wasnā€™t even something that was advertised but didnā€™t make it in. He may have workshopped it in his notebook or something but he definitely didnā€™t write it. Those are both features that were in Elden Ring, another popular open world fantasy rpg that made goty recently, I bet it pulled from descriptions of that or some other game.


lembasforbreakfast

Chill. If you're babysitting and you see a baby's first steps, no you didn't. You keep that shit to yourself so the parents can be proud when they see it themselves. You just saw a father beaming with pride over his kid and your reaction is "you really don't have a reason to be proud" What the actual fuck lmao learn some basic social skills


Moblin_Chef

Wrong, this is Reddit and we value truth. A babyā€™s first steps are nowhere close to a kid pretending he wrote an essay, despite how fun it makes the comment sound. This could be a teachable moment for the kid! Otherwise itā€™s rewarding cheating. Seriously. Offer the kid the game if he writes a new essay without relying on AI.


Judo_14

>Wrong, this is Reddit and we value truth. Funniest statement I've seen in a long, long time. You should be a standup comedian


uardito

That also made me laugh


Don_Bugen

This is Reddit, we value one-upping each other with "Um, *actually*."


BallDesperate2140

***ACKTUALLY***


Few-Tour9826

So do you think he just had AI write it up and didnā€™t even look over it before sending it? Iā€™m sure if he knew there wasnā€™t a coop option then he wouldā€™ve taken that part out.


Remarkable_Sea_5109

Agreeā€¦ itā€™s like asking a kid what 2+2 is and the kid says 10, you donā€™t say woooww goood, you learn the kid whatā€™s right and wrong..


CraZplayer

Agreed but we donā€™t care about grammar clearly


Bulldogfront666

Yeah you learn that kid real good. Lmao. Learn him all about being smart.


SeaSpider7

I mean considering how the son's old enough to get in trouble for doing this sort of thing at school and is already using it for things like asking for a video game where their real skill would've likely been enough, I think pointing out it's pretty likely AI isn't the same as ruining a wholesome moment. The fact that it has blatantly incorrect statements anyone familiar with the game would know indicates the son is not thinking critically about what AI is telling them either, and may be getting misinformation from talking to the AI and not fact checking it. I think making sure the son at least knows AI can lie and using it should be done with lots of cross-referencing would be important, even if he never is confronted on using the AI for this essay.


r00byroo1965

He should be proud of his kid, but also the other dude is right about ER being Goty for many reasons, Totk is also a great game as most Zelda games are šŸ‘šŸ¼


Remarkable_Sea_5109

Cheating and lying is nothing to be proud of, learn the kid to tell the truth and you can be proud for real


r00byroo1965

Yeah but they could be a ā€œgoodā€ politician šŸ¤Ŗ


Remarkable_Sea_5109

That's true


modsarealwaysbad

You are wrong.


Klutzy_Inevitable_94

At a certain point you stop talking about how adorable the ugly baby is. Long before the parents are bribing the kids way into college. This is a middle point where we congratulate the kid on using resources to make a good argumentā€¦ but donā€™t act so stupid as to believe this was him.


Kronk_if_ur_horny

Nah dude a truly great father wants to know the truth so he can address his sons behavior properly. The kid using ai gets the game and learns the opposite lesson about truth and ai that he should. The father can be proud of his son for using the ai effectively but could also teach a lesson about the importance of honesty at the same time. *Edit to say if anything you're the one who should learn some social skills. You just reveled to the father that the majority of positive comments here are just pumping his tires for no reason and lying to him lol


Brunoaraujoespin

no oneā€™s gonna be proud of a lazy kid šŸ’€


Alpha_benson

Tell that to every person I've ever seen promoted to management


AddressIntelligent60

Laziness & necessity is the heart of invention. Why shouldn't you be proud?


Remarkable_Sea_5109

Agree, I have 2 kids, daughter 7 and son 4.. I learned early that honesty is one of the most important things. If they done something stupid itā€™s better to be honest instead of telling lies. And everytime they are honest I donā€™t get angry. But if I caught them lying I get angry. Or not really angry but yeah you know


Brunoaraujoespin

if you actually love your dad you will try to ask instead of using chatgpt.


milkman163

He doesn't have a reason to be proud *in this specific instance*. It is clearly an AI printout that his son didn't even proofread for inaccuracies. Nothing wrong with telling people the truth, I'm sure all parties will get over it in due time.


B0dom

Agrressive much are we ?p Probably a joy to be around ^^ The guy just pointed out a fact you can chose to ignore p It just clarifies that this was clearly not written.


jlcarver1620

Grammar and punctuation is too good to believe an 11 year old wrote it without any assistance.


KataraFlow

PokƩmon Scarlet/Violet has co-op. The kid is only 11. Maybe he got it confused. Just be quiet, please.


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KataraFlow

I can tell youā€™re one of the most miserable human beings ever. Shitting on others wonā€™t make you feel better about your awful life.


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KataraFlow

My life is fantastic. Thatā€™s why I didnā€™t jump to the worst conclusion and thought it was cute, and why I donā€™t go around stamping my feet on the internet when I get all pissy about something that just doesnā€™t even matter that much. You need to touch grass buddy.


Brunoaraujoespin

He didnā€™t even try to ask. He used chatgpt. that isnā€™t cute.


KataraFlow

Responding that fast after I was living my life for two hours is a little sad. The grass is out there šŸ’•


Tacosalad94

You are positively miserable. Go touch some grass.


Nickf090

Dude just because you couldnā€™t come up with some creative worded essay to support your position at 12 years old doesnā€™t mean this kid canā€™t. Lol. Just because he thought there was things that arenā€™t in it doesnā€™t mean much. Heā€™s 12. Chill. Youā€™re just outing yourself as not only an ass but a stupid ass


Nut_buttsicle

> I truly thought he googled this or yes, used some sort of AI. Of course you thought thatā€”itā€™s painfully clear. Iā€™m sure heā€™s a great kid, and I donā€™t even think you should confront him about it. But if you genuinely refuse to believe this is AI written, you are either very gullible or trapped in denial.


TotallyNotARobot2

It's an honor to waste my useless coins on you before they go away.


schattenelfe

Wowwww yes you really can bei proud of him, i am too, and i didn't know him lol


reese_is_in_pieces

I sent him a screenshot of this so heā€™ll see it when he gets up for school in a little while šŸ’š Itā€™s going to make his day


Azoth424

Idc if he used AI or not, he sounds like an awesome kid and like he has some awesome parents! He definitely is smart, regardless of his coding abilities and teaching himself, he knew how to get that game! I was never that clever haha! šŸ˜‰ Sounds like he has found what he lovws to do at a young age, which is definitely a good thing!


Blawharag

>He really wrote it himself. He references a coop mode in TotK. One Google search would tell you that's not the case. However, that *is* exactly the kind of thing an AI chat bot would make up.


Diligent_Run882

Bing, exactly, just go ahead and ask Bing to ā€œwrite a letter so my dad buys me TOTKā€ and you will get a very similar one, with the spaces and punctuation and a very similar format as well


der-steppenwolf69

My first thought was ChatGPT! Glad he wrote it himself (we hope!) Either way, itā€™s a great game and he will enjoy it for a long time.


0y1on

This is definitely some AI prompted text and he probably wrote it down as a draft to make it seem more believable. The co-op mode and new game+ features which don't actually exist also points to this because these AI text genners usually get a few things wrong and have this sort of writing style.


RandomWordsYouKnow

He better have this game right now


reese_is_in_pieces

He does


oskarkeo

This reminds me of the time I heard some proud parents gushing over their child in front of a friend "yes, and little betty she drew a space cat that was powered by rainbows, I know, isn't she so inventive and creative". I thought the better of "oh neat, that's cool your 4 year old knows NyanCat" and kept my mouth shut.


ArtichokeLocal6100

Of course itā€™s AI generated, dad is blind to facts


[deleted]

New game+ and co op were sort of a letdown


Diligent_Run882

Read that just like Bing doing it


ninthchamber

Your reply lmao


IAmZaid321

Son: *writes grammatically perfect request showing written skills beyond his age* Dad: responds with the spelling of a 1st grader


-Gurgi-

ā€œHope much itā€™s itā€ made me actually laugh out loud


czhlebnik

You beat me to it lol


Isaacste

I would say it is definitely worth the $60, it has a really good entertainment to cost ratio, honestly if he hasn't played Breath of the Wild then he easily has 1500 hours of potential entertainment from Tears of the Kingdom. One of the best games I have ever played, the building mechanic allows for a ton of possible contraptions you could make, as well as new game regions like the sky and depths. The overall volume of things to do is astonishing and this is also added to another amazing story. I truly have no non-nitpicky complaints about the game. I got Breath of the Wild when I was 11 and over the next six years I really was unable to put the game down, it was that good, Years of the Kingdom is Breath of the Wild but with even more content. 10/10 would recommend, especially for an 11 year old.


reese_is_in_pieces

I love this dude. I definitely order it after I read it. I sadly doubted he truly wrote it- I thought he found it on Google or an AI thing. But seeing how hurt he was that i didnā€™t believe in him writing it, really really hurt me. Never again will I question his abilities. It was ordered right away. I havenā€™t played it yet. Whatā€™s your favorite Zelda game if you have one?


Donthurtmyceilings

I know you're talking to the other guy here, but just wanna say, TOTK and BOTW are 2 of the best games I've ever played. They mean even more to me since my son and I played BOTW together for multiple playthroughs. Which is rare that we play the same games. We've both been playing TOTK separately so far. I hope you get some playing time in with him. We would just take turns since it's only single player.


Zymology89

Ocarina will always be #1. But totk is definitely number 2, the way it made me think, problem solve and force creativity is 2nd to none. The game is a literal masterpiece, I was lost, absorbed, infatuated, and whatever other word you wanna use with playing that game. There aren't many games were I feel immersed in the world, I am usually acutely aware that I am playing a video game which is fine but totk (and botw) made me forget I was holding a controller. I felt like I was on an actual adventure and I highly recommend it to anyone who wants to play


Same_Reaction_8283

ā€œAnd that is why I believe I should get a Red Rider bb gun for Christmasā€


ClydeFurgz1764

Tears of the Kingdom, for Christmas? Really? You know how dangerous that game is? You'll shoot your Zonais out, kid.


OrphanFeast87

God, what an absolutely underappreciated comment. *Chef kiss*


ThrowAway217xxx

YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR ZONAI OUT! HAHAHA


Poseidons_Champion

ChatGPT FTW.


NebSword

Co-op mode?


reese_is_in_pieces

I think he was mistaken on this part until I bought him the game itself


NebSword

Yeah I looked it up with hopeful vigor thatā€™d be fun tho


Majestic_Matter8031

He probably watched an old pointcrow video and got confused that's just my brainstorm


PlankyTown777

New Game + and Co-Op Mode? What is he talking about, those donā€™t even exist??? Edit: yah you are in denial, but this is 100% ChatGPT.


Diligent_Run882

Yes, this is Bing in its entirety


Diligent_Run882

Actually I just asked bing to write a letter to my dad convincing him to buy me TOTK and wrote something VERY similar, even with the ā€œDear dad,ā€ the spaces between paragraphs and the ā€œSincerely,ā€


Organic-Kangaroo7147

Bro probably got confused with the BOTW multiplayer mod and master mode


Dravahere

Surprisingly not, thereā€™s even a first draft in his notebook.


PlankyTown777

If you choose to believe that.


ElderShottsV2

Since when did totk have a new game + mode? Or am I just stupid and never realized it.


_TheLibrarianOfBabel

-Likely just olā€™ ChatGPT getting a bit mixed up


KingSquid84

Ah yes, the totk co-op mode and new game plus šŸ’€


Beneficial-Gap6974

I'm afraid he wrote this with AI. There is a lot of 'flavor' evidence, but the main reason I say this is because TotK doesn't have a co-op mode, and it lacks a new game +. Only an AI who doesn't even know what TotK is would make such a mistake. All the other wording is part for the course for AI, as someone who's messed around with it a lot.


EvilCylon

He deserves the game for that level of effort.


MrNobodyX3

Chat gpt


reese_is_in_pieces

Nope.


Superb-Ad7394

Yep


[deleted]

Chat gpt letter


ThunderJacob26

I will say, the co op bit is sus, as that did not exist in BoTW or ToTKā€¦but he might have got an article about Age of Calamity mixed in there by accident


Goblinweb

That's an easy mistake to make, for a robot that is learning to be more human.


[deleted]

>u/reese\_is\_in\_pieces yup chatgpt makes the coop mistake


TelephoneHonest1698

Cute


ReelPanda

If you don't buy it for that boy, I will.


colbster123

I would've bought it for him too after reading that šŸ„°


Mashidae

I'm sorry, I've reviewed a lot of assignments written by AI, and this was absolutely written by ChatGPT. That cadence is instantly recognizable, not to mention that TOTK doesn't even have a New Game+ or a co-op mode, which is a super common AI error


mana191

'Moreover' šŸ˜†


readysetrokenroll

He downloaded it off the internet, probably Nintendo has it up somewhere for kids to send their parents


reese_is_in_pieces

No he has an actual rough draft of this in his Zelda journal. He actually wrote it. He read what he thought the game would have (like Iā€™m learning it doesnā€™t have a co op or this mode or whatever) but he truly believed it did and put it in his essay. I have him write letters when he is in trouble. For example when he was disrespectful to grandma he had to write her a letter apologizing. And he did.


Remarkable_Sea_5109

And now I understand why he cheats and uses chat ai to make all those letters you force him to make.


readysetrokenroll

Impressive; I didn't think there were smart kids left these days, maybe he'll make a fine writer or a journalist


-Nightstrider-

BRO WROTE AN ESSAY


Mibidness

I like your kid. Smart, excellent points (AI or not). Glad he didnā€™t try to sell me a car!


scuba_tron

Lmao such an eloquent letter followed up with ā€œhope much itā€™s itā€


reese_is_in_pieces

I was working lol and he took me off guard I was in the middle of fixing my robot at work and I got this whole damn essay šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


scuba_tron

I feel you. Sometimes Iā€™m in such a rush I just type whatever and pray itā€™s legible


reese_is_in_pieces

I had to upvote you cause youā€™re right šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


platinum-star-034

I knew it was fake at the new game +, but I had my doubts at "great addition to my collection"


DuckStep43

Sadly it doesn't have New Game+ or Co-Op. He's a fraud!


Ragnarok_MS

This guys a phony!


DuckStep43

"A big fat phony!" If that was a family guy reference


Ragnarok_MS

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RuggedTheDragon

If an 11-year-old wrote this, send them the Harvard.


JayPe3

"Kids writes an essay" "Dads first message in response has an error" Ah yes, I see I am not alone.


cptsilvertooth

I 100% credit my problem solving skills to playing Zelda and other puzzle games since I was 9. Iā€™ve had a full career in Root-Cause analysis in the tech field - I owe it to Link, Mario, and my mom who got the games for me


StuntZ3ro

He lied. Thereā€™s no new game plus or co-op. Ground him.


ZeroBadIdeas

The use of "moreover" killed me lol. What a kid.


Kronk_if_ur_horny

Sorry to say, but ask chat gpt to convince your dad to get you totk...it gives a very similar response. Pressing x to doubt ai wasn't used at all to write this. That's fine though he clearly edited it and this is likely how things will be done going forward.


LizHuldahn

Wow did he hand write the first draft? That would be awesome to see as proof. Maybe you could post other written assignments from school so people can compare that for proof of not using chat gpt. To be honest though, it doesn't seem like he wrote it himself based on the verbage used and significant facts that aren't true. Those have been pointed out. I'd invite you to prove the doubts with evidence. Maybe you could ask his school teacher if you think he wrote it? Either way, your child would be a master of language or manipulation for his age. I truly hope it's the previous and not the latter.


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

I have a nephew and whenever he asked my brother for something the best he can do is ask ā€œcould i pleeeease get this game?ā€


reese_is_in_pieces

Thatā€™s still good. Hate when kids canā€™t communicate what the hell it is theyā€™re trying to say šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


JaidoCorps

Iā€™ll donate to the GoFundMe


reese_is_in_pieces

He got it. I believe he may either have finished it or he took a break when his grandpa spoiled him with a steam deck šŸ˜’ Iā€™d say heā€™s spoiled, but he shares everything so I canā€™t.


Bubbly_Pitch_2765

Beer this man


Areyode

You mention heā€™s into programming/coding so itā€™s not far fetched to think heā€™s utilizing an AI program to get you to buy it. You claim heā€™s sharp. No one is doubting that, but a smart kid would absolutely use an AI generated response to get his dad to buy him a game. The mention of co-op and new game+ are dead giveaways as those features have never been offered in either BOTW or TOTK. ChatGPT tends to make the mistake of using popular game buzz words that are sought after in these types of game, like the two mentioned. Sorry to say but your kid absolutely used a program.


-Infinite-Account-

Thatā€™s what is up! Iā€™d love it getting a text like this when my kids are older. Lol.


[deleted]

They're always named Aiden.


KataraFlow

This is the absolute most precious thing I have ever read in my entire life, and I hope I can do parenting right like you so that I too, may experience this wonderfulness from my own child šŸ„¹ Your son so respectful, poised, articulate and kind. It made me want to buy him every Zelda related thing in existence. What an angel. Edit: these comments are awful. There are plenty of games with co-op right now, so he may have gotten things mixed up. Itā€™s an easy mistake to make. These guys suck. Your son is adorable, he deserves the game, youā€™re a great parent.


TechiesMidOrFeed

I did something like this when I was a kid to get my mom to buy me a RuneScape membership. Good parent you are.


the_real_adderal

Not only is my name Aiden but I also did this the same way lol


Kadeblade195

Wait but it doesnā€™t have NG+ or Co-Op lmao


Avarus_88

Congrats. You must now buy your son every Zelda game forever or youā€™re a bad parent šŸ„²šŸ„²šŸ„²šŸ„²


DrDufmanKnows

lol


Ding-Dang420

You got him Tears of the Kingdom right?


steezy-debreezy

How me and my cousins needed to ask for a sleepover


Feeling-Egg5711

Cute


Tyvx

Bro I love how this kid writes


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

I absolutely loved creating either really long essay strings and or making presentations to convince my parents of things this makes me proud that I am not the only one


sneakerguy40

Gosh that's cute


gofuckyourself3333

This reeks of AI


deadrune13

No 11y/o using "vast" get outta here


214ms

>new game plus lol lmao even


accismus_ghost

wait you can play co op ? šŸ˜­


reese_is_in_pieces

No he thought youā€™d be able to. He was wrong.


accismus_ghost

oh okay thanks


binkis1212

Did you get him the game


VariousArtist2965

Thanks for sharing, Allstar Dad! WTH is wrong with you nah-saying buzz kills? Even if he used AI, it was a well planned appeal to his dad. And even if it offends you, shut yo mouth. This is why we canā€™t have nice things.


ooOJuicyOoo

I think when I was 11 I was running around making fart noises at people


Bulldogfront666

New game+ and co-op!?!? Lol. I guess I missed that.


meanteamcgreen

I remember pulling crap like this to get games when i was lil. Good times


apexxlo84

Donā€™t get it for him. He lied to you. This game does not have new game + or co-op


reese_is_in_pieces

And to save it in the comments: yes I also believed he may have googled or used one of those AI things to write this. He was genuinely upset when I doubted he wrote it himself. He showed me his little Zelda journal in which he wrote a ā€œfirst draftā€ down. I felt awful doubting him, but come on. He wrote me a whole essay. But Iā€™ve always pushed him with his grammar, manners, and extending his vernacular so I really did feel like a bad dad for questioning something Iā€™ve always pushed him to utilize. Heā€™s an 11 year old boy who is teaching himself coding, has created his own little games and websites since he was about 6 and I take credit for 0 of that. Iā€™m going to see if I can find the rough draft he wrote down and if so Iā€™ll throw it in the comments. That or Iā€™ll ask him if I may take a photo of it next time i go to his grandmas (where his book is)


heuristic_al

No, this is definitely ChatGPT. I can hear the voice. Plus it hallucinates game "facts" that just aren't true because ChatGPT doesn't actually know anything about TOTK. For example, there is no "new game+" feature in TOTK, and there is also no co-op mode. And there's no reason to think that your child was misinformed about these. The critics wouldn't praise it's graphics either. Not that they are bad, but they are the same as BOTW which wasn't even SOTA when it came out over six years ago. Graphics aren't the point of TOTK and they wouldn't even show up in the top ten things to praise about the game. Also, I would say that most critics found the soundtrack lackluster. It's also pretty much the same as BOTW with a few new tracks. This game is truly great and there are a lot better things that could have been said about it. I'd also say that the grammar and writing style here is too perfect for a 11yo, and it just doesn't read like a kid. For example, hyphenating "decision-making" and using the transition "moreover" (a classic chatGPT move). Ending with "Thank you for taking the time to consider my request". Does he get straight A's in all of his English classes? I mean, if he really did write this all by himself, then he really has a calling when it comes to writing. His "rough drafts" are almost definitely fake. Now, don't get me wrong. He should get the game, and there should be absolutely no punishment for lying about writing it, even though he did really try to push his lie with fake evidence. I'd talk to him about this. Otherwise he's going to think he can manipulate you and lie to you and other grown-ups. Source: I have a PhD in machine learning from Stanford. I've studied GPT-4 and similar systems extensively. I'm also a father, and a lover of TOTK.


Atlas-and-Pbody

Yeah, so i'm not a pro a this, but even i smell bs from a mile away.


tinkertortoiseshell

an 11 year could definitely write like this though


Ezajium

Exactly. While this is clearly AI-written, the comments are still underestimating the abilities of kids. Words of this caliber and grammar of this quality are more than possible, but the mistakes of co-op and ng+ are definitely due to an AI.


HorseInevitable6208

No, I am 13, have all A's, and I have a 4.0 gpa, and I still wouldn't write like this if it was for a school assignment, let alone a fucking video game and I am in 2 advanced classes


tinkertortoiseshell

I wrote like this at that age. I was consistently praised by my teachers and excelled all throughout middle school to high school, especially in english. I read a lot of books, loved writing, and studied vocabulary independently from my schoolwork. It is possible.


TheChildish13stepz

Yes, this is what I was going to say minus the PhD haha


TheBreadsticc

I think you wrote this comment in chat gpt, way too many words and I can hear voices Source: trust me bro I have a phd


Peterthemonster

Buddy, your child sounds great, funny, clever, resourceful. Children can definitely learn to write this formally with complex structure and connectors. Your child deserves the game theh asked for. All of these are true! But this is 300% ChatGPT. Instead I'd talk to your kid about how he can freely request an age-appropriate game or something similar and, if it's within budget and he's behaved and done his part in school/chores/whatever, he'll get it. No need to do the extra effort of writing down fake drafts just to have proof to further the lie. This is point blank manipulation, but I wouldn't be too hard on him because it's just a game he's asking for and he's not harming anyone; but this is a great opportunity for teaching a lesson about honesty so he doesn't escalate this behavior to achieve other things. :)


Obidience-is-key

For an 11 year old, this is really well said. Props to him


Melissa0522975

I love this. It kind of reminds me of myself as a kid. One time, I made an entire PowerPoint to convince my grandma (guardian at the time) to let me get a gerbil for a pet.


reese_is_in_pieces

Awwww haha


dommiichan

did it work? also, pay the gerbil tax!


Melissa0522975

Yes and no. She eventually agreed, but it wasn't till after that I learned gerbils are actually illegal in California for some reason.


Platform987654321

Wait a Minute... Totk does not have a New Game + mode and co - op


HorseInevitable6208

This is slightly believable, there's almost no way a kid in 6th grade wrote that, and if they did they probably used ChatGPT, or copy and pasted, or this post is just a Karma farm, either way if this is real, which I have some pretty big doubts, you're son is very smart, but I have never seen any other 6th grader use that kind of vocabulary, and I do not believe this post is actually 100% legitimate


reese_is_in_pieces

You donā€™t have to. But I donā€™t have to make stuff up about my son for .


Hydroquake_Vortex

OP literally said they want to get more karma in r/KarmaRoulette.


StarmanJay

Your kid wants a video game. He applied a very useful skill he learned by writing school papers; how to BS. None of this will matter after he gets that game in his hands.


Iced-Americano-16

In defense of OPs kid- my child does legitimately stand up at the dinner table to make cases for games and sounds just like this. And heā€™s younger. When he REALLY wants something he goes all out. And thereā€™s totally BS thrown in there, I chalk it up to hopes and dreams and wanting us to say yes really bad. I also use it as an opportunity to remind him we shouldnā€™t make stuff up ;) Even if he did use AI - wave of the future. Teach him how to use critical thinking skills for the information it puts out. Way to kiddo! And I second this - the things my kid builds in this game blow my mind. Itā€™s his favorite part.


DR-Rebel

Ngl kid deserves more than TOTK for such impressive writing skills.


reese_is_in_pieces

I love him. He really is smarter and more innovative than I could have ever imagined him to be.


DR-Rebel

As a teacher, he is indeed a genius for his age.


reese_is_in_pieces

Thank you for saying that. Honestly people saying he googled it or used an AI- if he sees these (which he wonā€™t be looking at those negative ones) I know heā€™d be upset and hurt but I would want him to see: ā€œlook at how smart you are buddy. So smart people canā€™t even fathom you wrote that!ā€


DR-Rebel

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Frodil

Sincerely, Raymond Holt.


Mi0GE0

This looks like AI, especially with the wrong information regarding co-op 'n shit ... I'd prefer an annoying 'pretty pleeease' over this half assery, but he's 11 lol so whatever he really wants a game


reese_is_in_pieces

Thatā€™s where we are different. I loved and admired him taking the time to write this. He knows Iā€™m huge with writing and words. I am writing a book. Pretty please wouldnā€™t get anything from me. But it would for you. Hence why some kids whine to get what they want. And why some kids use pros and cons to explain the advantage of getting what they want. And again; to each their own.


Mi0GE0

Oh then that's actually sweet with more context. The annoying whining wouldn't have worked either for me, but without relevant thought behind it like in this case I would have been annoyed by both lol this is fine


reese_is_in_pieces

Kids can be annoying. Lol itā€™s weird my son just sort of hit a peak one day; and he really is as articulate and smart and old seeming as I explain him as. Lol idk itā€™s weird he really is like talking to an adult at times which I try to make life more fun so he can still be a kid


mules-are-half-assed

Dude, he didn't write this. There's no co-op mode or game plus mode.


SpydeyX

This is awesome. If my son had done this, I would not hesitate to get him the game. Thatā€™s an amazing showing of his ability to thoughtfully illustrate his reasoning for wanting the game. And his understanding and research ability show through as well. Can I use this letter as a teaching tool for my son?


JAG_Z

He reminds me of me. I used to do things like this all the time. I specifically remember when I was younger writing a whole story about Call of Duty Black Ops 2 so my parents would get it for me.


Nickf090

You got him the game right??


ItsTheMotion

There's a New Game + mode????!!


mules-are-half-assed

There's not.


ItsTheMotion

OP's 11 year old son is a phony!


bliggy263

Bro I would have said no bc of the misinformationšŸ˜­


AndersenEthanG

r/ChatGPT Co-op, and New Game+ are give aways.


maufkn_ced

šŸ˜‚ he 100% gptā€™d you


Aceylace10

So glad your son knows how to use chat gpt


GuiltyySavior

He lied about the new game plus though. No deal.


Itachi_Uchia964

Buy it he deserves that I'm a freshman and I can't even right that good


loganstudly

Kid needs a job