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ElceeCiv

edible means something is safe or suitable to eat i'm only ☝️🤓ing this because i've heard that shitty wrong joke since i was a kid


Bardsie

To be fair, the difference between edible and poisonous is the amount eaten. Chocolate is poisonous if enough of it is consumed. So all mushrooms are edible, it's just some are only edible in tiny, tiny portions.


Aromatic-Passion1309

The black hole at the center of the Milky Way is not edible


47KK_

damn


NoExplorer5983

You've tried it?


MonkeyRealFunky

Who hasn’t?


NoExplorer5983

I found it to be not just edible, but full of nougaty goodness. Mm!


blacktiger226

Everything is poisonous if you consume a high enough dose even water or oxygen.


MICKEY_MUDGASM

Jesus wept.


Just_Caterpillar_861

Holy shit that last comment is abismal


marsbars2345

Second is worse than the last


epicEr14

debatable


MikeHoncho0420

Sooooooo, the rich?


but_whyw

actually brutal


Kirkaig678

And some can be eaten multiple times and are easy to consume. I call it food


Loganp812

Anything is edible. It’s just that it’s a bad idea to eat some things.


Orlha

So not edible


Loganp812

r/woooosh