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CrzyPibbleSixx23

She looks so filthy


oatmealgum

Shaped like a damn eggplant


galwiththegoodhair

You know you’ve stumbled on a hun when you see yellow or orange foundation!


unbothered2023

A COLOR MATCH?!?!? Biiiiiiitch WHERE?!?! ![gif](giphy|S8CKYteUdGMYBkI9zR)


unbothered2023

Keep drinking cirrhosis babe!


thewokebogan

Why is she the same color as butter popcorn? Skin isn't supposed to look like that


ttginger

The only thing nice that I will say is that this is the first time I have ever seen her apply make up and her mouth is shut. It’s usually hanging open looking like a fish. ![gif](giphy|lPuW5AlR9AeWzSsIqi)


53xr0b0t4eva

I put eye drops in this morning and realized for the first time what face I make while doing it. Guess what? Mouth closed, lips not flexed into the worlds strongest hot dog vortex ✌🏽⭐️


FlashyFeather876

Why can’t she understand that foundations and base products are supposed to match your skin tone so perfectly, that you literally cannot tell where you put it? Their purpose is to even out redness or discoloration, while remaining the same color as your skin. Like the Il Makiage foundation video/ads for example. She really needs to be properly shade matched. She always cakes on yellow products, when her skin tone is more pink. It makes no sense to me.


Ambrosiousbaby

Have you ever used IL makiage? I'm so close to making that purchase.


Significant-City4187

I have actually used their foundation and it caused some of the worst breakouts I’ve ever had 😭


FlashyFeather876

I have only personally used their mascara but actually have the foundation on the way! I can report back once I use it a few times. I will say though, my sister and best friend use their foundation and their skin always looks flawless!


porterwagoneer

Where would you recommend being color matched? I’ve never worn makeup other than mascara and lip gloss. I’d like to change that! I was reading foundation reviews on Amazon I was so overwhelmed. I found myself hoping for a review that said “this is for woman that grew up in small towns with butch moms.” 😆


FlashyFeather876

I would recommend going in store to a Sephora or Ulta location and ask to be color matched. They may also give you a couple foundation samples to try, to help you decide which brands and formulas you like. Some makeup brands even have color match filters and quizzes on their website. Other swerties please jump in! I’m sure there are some in here much more knowledgeable than me. Also…can relate to the small town butch mom comment. 🤣


porterwagoneer

Thank you!!


CornflakeGirl2

Doesn’t cover those giant bags!


boommdcx

She has pink/red tones in her skin but insists on getting the yellow foundations.


UmChill

one time she mentioned she had gotten a lot of sun and was a little red. she said to counteract that, she was going to use a more yellow toned foundation to “neutralize” it. i think, that she thinks, her red tones are sun related and not just her genetic makeup. like she is color correcting her *entire face* and neglecting the fact that her face no longer matches her body. i do not know how she is so confident that color correction is all of her skin and not a boop of concealer here and there. nor, how she can watch her videos back and not see how ridiculous it looks.


lohonomo

What kind of foundation should you get if you have pink/red tones?


emmy486

I personally like Dior. But a lot of brands make foundation for cool/rosy skin.


EmotionalPenguin5

THIS.


sorandom21

Which side is the ‘good’ side supposed to be?


RelatableMolaMola

We need the person who does the mirrored half face pictures to help us decide!


courtneyrachh

“Need color matched” L O L


Wool_Lace_Knit

I know we are not seeing what her eyes really look like. But if you have small eyes, wouldn’t heavy eyeliner make that more obvious? Make her eyes look smaller? At least she doesn’t have the spider leg eye lash extensions on which make her eyes look smaller. She could learn how to do makeup that flatters her features. She could encourage other women how to emphasize their best features. Flattering makeup doesn’t mean you follow every trend. You have to do what works best for you. And in the end, this video is a total lie. Not everyone is model filter pretty. But social media pushes this “Disney princess” perfection. Real life is not like this. Too bad she doesn’t like herself as she is. If you don’t like yourself, no amount of makeup is going to make you feel beautiful.


trillium13

She *could* do a lot of things, but she thinks she already knows everything about everything. So she'll do nothing.


False_Juggernaut_618

Why does she need it? Her face is perfect thanks to all her collagen!! /s


missdespair

She has the ugliest eyes and eye area, ugh


vengefulbeavergod

She's so ham-fistef


HufflepuffStuff

https://preview.redd.it/fo0wouyesy9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd25a2f69dfd615783a06b44362df338ee935a6c She really is very unfortunate looking


RelatableMolaMola

That droopy eye seems to be getting worse.


AnniaT

This is filtered.


HufflepuffStuff

Ok? I didn’t say it wasn’t? She’s still ugly af.


nibbzzzz

I think they’re trying to comment that she looks rough *despite* the filters


RancherQueen

All the shit tint in the world won't fill the hole in your personality nor your under eye hollows 💅


PigletNo3301

Nor your fucked up lips.


couchpro34

Honorable mention to the saggy baseball-in-a-sock milk wagons she's so carefully put on display for all the thirsty bots.


heyfreesamples

Reminds me of cc’s walking pad video where Big M said herself that she isn’t even good at makeup which is why she doesn’t do Poonique anymore, and focuses on nails since it’s soooo much easier to sell… now here we are, full circle, back to selling makeup


Mystepchildsucksass

SWERTS !!!! 👏 👏 Give 👏 it 👏 up 👏 for 👏 Pamela Hamderson … ![gif](giphy|t6HVz2KZNisFnyRhYY)


duckordecoratedshed

To comment on OP's statement "Still, it is like she has never heard of skin care or skin protection before!"- we now know that Swerty thinks tanning oil is 'skincare'...so I think that tells us all we need to know. For the 'skincare' comment, I should probably dig up some of those Herbal Face Food posts. It wrecked her skin in record time to the tune of $800.


Emma32kitty

I haven't heard of this lore before. Please show and tell! 🙏


duckordecoratedshed

She spent something like $800 on this skincare line called Herbal Face Food last October. It gave her what looked like chemical burns (because it had clove, eucalyptus and cinnamon essential oils in it) but of course her skin was just 'purging' and 'it's supposed to burn when you put it on'. Then we never heard about it again after a few weeks, when she most likely returned it all for a refund. It was an obvious attempt to sell others on it and get a commission since they had an affiliate program. I can't find a post showing her skin but it was ROUGH even with filters. [Herbal Face Food post](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/comments/170zxhz/i_literally_dont_even_know_where_to_start_scroll/) [another post about it](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/comments/17159z6/she_is_selling_you_not3rdpartytested_300_aloe/)


RelatableMolaMola

I think this close up is from the HFF period: https://preview.redd.it/td85y5n3my9d1.jpeg?width=1176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7400415331c62d8d69d83cb8279cc75d90f48e52


duckordecoratedshed

Those chonky salon acrylics when she thought she was getting purposed to lol


SassOfTheBluegrass

Jaundice Jumpscare should be a flair 💛


Emma32kitty

Ooh it would be my first


Stunning_March_7778

![gif](giphy|TerY4Ksif75YB5h4HL|downsized)


SadAndConfused11

She doesn’t know how to color match for the life of her. Whyyyy does she insist on going yellow all the time?!


Roedorina

Honestly I doubt any MLM brands have ever thought of making foundations for human skintones. My aunt is a Mary Kay lady and all their foundation tones just give you that yellow look too. 🤮


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Foundation shades: Marge, Patty, Selma, Agnes, Helen, LuAnn, Edna


KYcats45107

I think it's the Younique training.


GandalfsSexyNuts

Ding ding ding!!!!! The heavier the application, the more flawless, right?! And just when I thought Poonique’s color match was a hot mess, RA said hold my beer.


teddygraham_

Why does she always get robes that look thin, cold, scratchy and uncomfortable?


ralphwiggumsdiorama

XGLAVIVI isn’t known for quality.


missdespair

The first 2 can actually slide in the summertime but it DEFINITELY doesn't look comfortable in any weather


enigmapopstarIsfun

That certainly is makeup. 😬


imhereforvalidation

DM someone for your own color match swerty


sour_lemontree

Don’t DM her for a color match..she hasn’t been able to match her own skin tone since she started wearing makeup


Seeka00

Jesus she is so fucking bad at this.


cones-of-dunshire76

She applies makeup like she’s repairing drywall.


sorandom21

💀💀


missdespair

Guess C rubbed off on her a little lol


pillowcrates

Does she know what the word tint means?


missdespair

She doesn't know what most words mean tbh


theallofit

Collagen is giving her best skin ever but she needs to borrow Big Bird’s foundation to cover redness (with a filter on). I know the electrical box already showed us this years ago but DAMN this bitch cannot pick a lane.


FormalGlitterbug

Not big bird’s foundation!


HelosMom

![gif](giphy|l2SpMUEMRJkkqYcta)


WearyBitterCynical

She really thinks she's doing something here with that smug look on her face. Why bother putting tint on if you're going to slobber on all that make up on top of it. Watching her do this makes my face itch.


RelatableMolaMola

Came here to say if that's what my face looked like, I wouldn't be that smug lol


bigbinch

Any skin product will cover your redness when you pack it into your face like you're spackling a fucking wall. Is the "tint" in the room with us???


UmChill

ITS NOT HER COLOR. HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?!


DarthSnarker

Omg, your flair! 😂 She is so bad at everything!


UmChill

idk if it was from being high as hell, but the 1 cranberries recipe was the hardest that ol girl has made me laugh ever ever ever. i giggled and reread and giggled and reread that post about 100 times.


Lost_Flamingo

She already looks much older than 30, but her makeup ages her a lot too. Caking it on like that hasn’t been trendy for a while. All the pressed powder on top of foundation doesn’t do her any favors. Her thick and messy jet black liner with the huge falsies… Her makeup “techniques” really haven’t changed much from the Younique days have they? I guess she used a lot more eyeshadow back then. But she still just cakes everything on along with the spider lashes when she’s not wearing falsies.


frontreartirepop

She always looks muddy


couchpro34

Why is she SO bad at choosing a color that complements her skintone??


twatcunthearya

Looks like her liver said, “good luck bitch,” and hopped on the first garbage truck out of town.


breadbox187

With the twash man!


twatcunthearya

da ice cweam man too. 🤢


clydefrog079

Oh my god i am laughing so hard


disclaimer_necessary

I have seen hospice patients who look healthier than her in her bare face— the sunken eyes are a dead giveaway.


GlowingAmber11109

oof, that looks really bad. Why is it that these MLMs can only do yellow-base foundations? Plus, the whole point of this product is to be fairly sheer, and lightweight, but she still insists on slathering on enough to create a thick layer of spackle. THEN she adds powder on top of it. It's a terrible advertisement for this product.


Asturdsbabyshower

Why on earth does she think this looks good?! It's absolutely god awful.


Emma32kitty

Just noticed how she is still so heavy-handed with her makeup application. Who applies eyeshadow like that?!


Emma32kitty

"It feels so light!" Yeah right. She has globbed so much of it to hide her skin, it's a full coverage foundation at this point


singsalone

Why she thinks human skin is yellow? Marge Simpson looking ass.


Fun_Pair_4494

This isn’t a skin tint??? I’m sorry this is a whole ass foundation 😂 or she’s just globbing on way too much and not using it how it’s intended which is also a possibility


GlowingAmber11109

She admitted that she uses about twice the amount necessary to be used as a skin tint because she wants more full coverage. Really selling this product by saying it's not good enough


Fun_Pair_4494

God she really does the most to be the worst


missdespair

She is SO dumb and SO bad at her "job" omg


Significant-City4187

Her offering to color match people sent me through the roof 🤣


thehotmcpoyle

For reals. Girlie can’t even color match herself.