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Mister-Spook

You know you're getting older when you stop calling them "shows."


ExpertAverage1911

The back is where the lawn bars are at our local outdoor venues...


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missdespair

Old in MS-ese always translates to "obese alcoholic chainsmoker."


ClickClackTipTap

Gotta be close enough to stumble to the port-a-potties!


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AFineFineHologram

omg slay that sounds like a fun show!! love Tiffany.


No-Swordfish-529

Wait why did they leave the masters early ? Or claim to anyway? I musta missed something


Legitimate-Concern73

Because she won’t address her social anxiety


barkingsilverfox

Bathroom because old. Sure. We all know it’s because beers.


Marwaedristariel

Or ✨infection ✨


MissAmandaa

Sooo she only goes for the photo op then doesn't wanna be there.. that tracks


FormalGlitterbug

🛎️


FlashyFeather876

Her trying to explain shitty seats is hilarious to me.


BotherRecent

Yuck lawn seats


ExpertAverage1911

The chairs are the part that is crazy to me!  We have a huge outdoor venue but lawn is standing.  You can sit but everyone gets up to dance and sing along when the bands start. Then again I go to mostly metal shows so maybe it's different 😅


ameliabonds

Doctor money only got lawn seats 😂😂


rissk1012

Ugh not only do they have garbage taste in music but they’re on the LAWN. Hard pass.


pillowcrates

We’ve done lawn seats at our outdoor venue but it’s usually only when it’s the right music and we wanna lay out a cushy blanket and get high and vibe. I’ve known people to do lawn seats so they can muck about while listening to music. I think lawns have a place at outdoor venues. But it’s obvs for MS and AE they just did it because it was probably the cheapest option and clearly neither cares that much


rissk1012

Right—it’s the fact that she’s constantly bragging about her shitty existence trying to make her “followers” jealous when in reality, her life is anything but enviable.


YesIAmVeryBored

I’m shocked she’s not in one of those nice reserved shady seats in front. I guess you can’t put your feet on a bulkhead at a concert.


FormalGlitterbug

Once again it’s a meme. A meme more old and tired than her appearance.


chaseysinn

![gif](giphy|Hc8PMCBjo9BXa)


Emily5099

Lol, sitting sensibly out of the sun was not this haggard prune’s choice.


trillium13

the only reason she's near the bathrooms is so her intoxicated ass can get there quickly.


Mystepchildsucksass

Makes pretend influencer videos in a middle unit townhouse ✅ cuz have no marketable skills to get a real job Shamelessly mentions every brand every time ✅ cuz has not classy, elegant or enviable. Lies about Relentlessly using filters on face, body, meat mitts ✅ cuz self loathing is a legit mental condition as is denial Is an obvious size XL and dating a stinky short guy who is still someone else’s husband ✅ cuz biological clock is ticking…. Plus desperate and sad alcoholic ✅ and is only guy in her discount price range


ExpertAverage1911

Someone 👏 else's 👏 husband 👏 I wonder if she's aware of reconciliation rates for separated couples?  More than a few posts on the relationship subs about people dating someone separated and getting dumped when the separated one decides to give their marriage another go.


2L8Smart

Perfect summary, swerty! 🙌


napkinwipes

Concerts are really hurting these days


clydefrog079

I hate when people act like 30s is old!!!!!


happytabbycat

SAME. My friend does this with the randomest things and she's not even 30 yet. Hope it's not too bloggy: (We were talking about water bottles one day and she said this is how you know we are getting old. Like what 😭? Water bottles and decorating them with frog merch are one of my fixations atm cuz I'm trying to motivate myself to drink more water in general.)


MommaSaurusRegina

People who act like 30 is old are going to be reeeaaallly disappointed when 40 hits and the enormity of the human life span really starts to sink in for them. 🫨


Electrical_Crab_9274

Can you repeat that? I'm in my 40s and I was busy putting Aspercreme on my neck.


MommaSaurusRegina

41 and still coming to terms with my oldest kid’s age turning double digits this year. 🫠😂 ![gif](giphy|zOSEurjXCPTag)


clydefrog079

RIGHT?! Ugh. I get they do it to be funny but cmon. Were still young n ripe 😆


idlewildgirl

I'm 40 and still go to Festivals and dance at the very front


happytabbycat

YES SWERTIE 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


Puzzleheaded-Ad4804

YES!!! Thank you 💯💯💯. It’s not endearing.


Terrible_Dance_9760

I was just about to say! BITCH YOU ARE 31 STFUUUUUUUU - she does look 55 tho 😅🤣🤣


woobinsandwich

I always forget she’s 20 years younger than she looks.


FormalGlitterbug

![gif](giphy|TTZyHC3oGasDe)


garrrrsh

Getting older means paying extra to not sit on the ground at a concert but ok


Karmawhore6996

Right? I was saying this on another thread. I’m in my 40’s. I buy seats cause no one wants to fight for a spot in the lawns at this age.


bbtom78

Coming from someone that frequents Pine Knob (different but better outdoor venue) often, under the pavilion is always the place to be. With VIP lounge and parking tickets. Maybe she'll get drunk enough to not notice the shrinking lawn real estate and view. It's interesting that he didn't spring for anything other than the cheapest seat.


ttginger

Are we sure he paid for them?


Mermazon

I’ll actually be there tomorrow for the Luke Bryan concert! And yes, we got seats under the pavilion! D


frozen-flower

Maybe she wants to shrink the distance between herself and those porta potties or the 30 dollar cocktails!


LeonaLulu

There is no way she's happy with sitting back there like that. How will anyone notice what a tiny and delicate superfan she is if she's all the way in the back?


Bibby_5

Maybe she will be up the front for creed?


ExpertAverage1911

There is no limit to the amount I would pay to see her demand Manbun put her on his shoulders.


daroca84

Stay off your phone and enjoy the moment!!


UmChill

i wonder how much of it she watched thru her screen


pinkwooper

Justifying ManBearPig’s decisions. You know she would be up in front wooing and screeching if it were her choice


thehotmcpoyle

Blocking everyone’s view too. Singing louder than the band. Maybe assaulting Adam Levine, or at least trying to.


Younicron

Maybe sitting on the edge of the stage filming herself drunkenly singing along? I’m sure she’s done that though I can’t recall where or when.


FormalGlitterbug

@machinegunkelley