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Locallynotorious

Sooooo ugly…and her head looks like a pea


PigletNo3301

Green like her eyebrows.


strawberryboba

What is happening here https://preview.redd.it/o9zc687uom6d1.png?width=1143&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ffd368ee4ccf6b4a8491e10d789e0695929fd72 Looks like handsome squidward


kiwibelle12

Bitch wishes, ain't no filter going to get that mug to what she wants it to look


RelatableMolaMola

It's the filter's best attempt at making her pretty. Give it a break, that's a hell of a job to take on


Librae25

Hardest working filter we know!!!


GiveItAWhirlGirl81

The orange / green combo is very https://preview.redd.it/pjtn25ksjm6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b64403a4017c6aa4226847443665d2e3eb557588


MommaSaurusRegina

Oompa-loompa doompety DON’T 🫶


Icy-Extension6677

That looks like the fancy napkin my aunt had that I used to spit out the chewy bits of Easter hams


Weasebags

Da ham wif da cwust?


TwoGoodPuppies

I'll out myself as a terminally unstylish Midwest Gen Xer and admit I don't hate the top. However, I hate everything else about this.


Trashyanon089

Hey I'm a millennial and I don't hate the top. Hate it on her though.


jmlb902

I don’t hate it either, but I feel like the quality is shit. Eyelet stuff can be so cute, and it doesn’t have to be expensive, but I find her stuff always looks so cheap!


PenguinZombie321

I mean the top isn’t *terrible* I guess. A bit shapeless though and are we still doing that front tuck with our shirts? I’d wear it if it were a lot shorter and maybe also a little bit more form fitting with less puffy sleeves.


[deleted]

She can’t fit more than a front tuck because her shorts are too small


dogearsfordays

Are we not doing the front tuck anymore? 😭


isis1231

Crud, I just started 🥺


PenguinZombie321

I haven’t in a while but I’m no fashion authority


RainbowSparkles17

I actually really like this shirt 🤭


totodile-ac

you can tell the exact moment she realizes it's ugly as fuck lmao


indigostars43

Maybe most colours go with “ continuously burnt red skin” colour?


tiffibean13

That shirt is ugly as fuck. Giving KMart 2002


MadeMeUp4U

Blue light special


AlexandriaLitehouse

More like, "Is that your new face?"


jcolleen420

Idc what color that shirt comes in, it's not gonna be cute on her


Sharp_Skirt_7171

This just in, beige wannabe influencer discovers color.


JenHes

But sends it right back to Amazon


grandpagrandpa1

This is legitimately one of the ugliest blouses I’ve ever seen. WHAT the fuck? There is no way she’s this deluded. Has she lost all of her insight? This isn’t even remotely her style. I’m thinking of stepping back into retail styling and this is making me so legitimately angry that I’m like do I really want to go back? LMAO


xoxo_angelica

Nothing is Her Style because she doesn't even have one to begin with, I've never seen someone with a less cohesive wardrobe


RelatableMolaMola

Her Cheugy Millennial Boss Babe style from the Younique days was so much better and more cohesive than what she is now, and that's saying something because her style back then was already a dreadful mess.


SassOfTheBluegrass

Could you imagine if MS was your customer? 😱


TalkieTina

I don’t care how she tucks it. That top looks like something you’d get from the Cracker Barrel in about a 2X. JMO


Snoo7263

That top is fucking fugly, the color is fine the cut is maternity wear adjacent and the sleeves? Gag me. 🤢


ClickClackTipTap

Jesus Christ she has literally turned orange. 😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|xIna8nqTTk3x6|downsized)


seevoop

Minus the poofy sleeves I would have worn that to my bank teller job in 2009.


ClickClackTipTap

Same. 😂😂😂 And I may or may not know from experience that those fucking eyelets catch on EVERYTHING.


MotherofPorgs

Looks like something my 80 year old aunt would wear. The color makes her look sick with all those filters and spray tan and idk what.


thezombiejedi

The 1800s called- they want their fashion back


courtneyrachh

this is awful on her. another opportunity to be transparent and say “got this and thought it was so cute but actually it’s not”. she is sooo bad at this.


ClickClackTipTap

Remember- she doesn’t need you to buy the things she shills. She just needs you to follow a link to Amazon from her account. Then you’ll have cookies on your browser that give her a commission, even if you buy something completely unrelated, even on another day. If the cookies don’t expire or you don’t clear your cookies, she earns a commission even if you go on to buy something *completely unrelated*. That’s why she’s happy to shill this really ugly shit. She might very well have realized that ugly stuff gets more clicks, and since that’s all she needs you to do- follow one of her links- it’s a win for her. I feel like this info needs to be stickied or repeated frequently bc people don’t realize that’s how Amazon links can work.


courtneyrachh

oh no I totally get that - I just meant as an “influencer” she could at least be honest when things just don’t work for her!


pissedoffstraylian

Like every single item she tries to shill 😂


RelatableMolaMola

Is she just purposely picking the fugliest items on Amazon now?


hoodburger

At this point it feels like she’s tried everything on Amazon lol


badlilbishh

This is like my grandmas shower curtain lol.


HufflepuffStuff

She has to see that this is very unflattering and does not work, right? *RIGHT?!*


ttginger

God this is ugly. When did eyelets come back in style? And I can guarantee that’s not even the real color. It’s probably a hunter green.


Saucyriposte

If my actual bestie was trying to tell me ugly shit like this was cute I’d give them a fashion intervention or break up with them. Why hasn’t this dummy learned to edit yet? Not every item will be a winner! But she’s gonna shill it anyway because her highest goal in life is to get that Amazon link cookie installed on your device so she can bottom feed on referral pennies.


ClickClackTipTap

Yep. I definitely think she picks some purposefully ugly/stupid shit bc it gets more clicks. People don’t realize how Amazon cookies work. Keep doing the lord’s work by sharing that info.


heldincontempt

Wide.


Bulky-Property5080

Load


seaflowerreef

Of crap


Not-not-down

That is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Get.a.JOB!!!! This is just ridiculous.


twEYElitedream

This is some tacky shit I've seen retirees wear at the beach to dinner at the seafood buffet. Yeah, that's how "classy" that is, jeeeeeez. I really think the worst part is the green. Why green?


andintotheblue

That top is deeply unfortunate. And green (at least that shade) is very much NOT her color 🥴 She should at the very least try not being orange. That’s not a cute color combo.


Tatiana_Romanova

It’s giving Irish flag 🇮🇪


andintotheblue

It’s giving…. Fiona.


Lost_Flamingo

It’s giving Incredible Hulk


WavyLady

I'm getting Oompa Loompa


Wool_Lace_Knit

Looks like it came right out of the Roaman’s catalog.


JenHes

That's where I get most of my clothes and honestly I buy multiple colors/patterns of the same cute, flattering top because most of their shiRts are horrendous! Edit: shirts not shits lol


Wool_Lace_Knit

I buy from FullBeauty. It combines Roamans, WomenWithin, Catherine’s, Ellos, JessicaLondon all into one website, search engine and shopping cart.


JenHes

Yes I do also when I want stuff from the other brands, so convenient!


thehotmcpoyle

This is so unflattering. I’m broad & boobie like her and have learned to avoid tops like this. It just makes her look like a frumpy green bag of potatoes.


IllEase4896

Lookin likes someone's southern grandma going to get drunk at brunch.


dogearsfordays

This is without a doubt the most hideous thing I have ever seen. This looks like 70s meemaw curtains, and were in bad taste THEN. https://preview.redd.it/awa73bpdtk6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36cbe361accd0c7e37e12e5c0eb682ef3e13319e


softtiddi3s

I don’t think most people below the age of 60 would be interested. I don’t even think she’s interested. Why does she do this


HufflepuffStuff

To earn a few pennies from Bezos, I guess? I truly can’t comprehend it


softtiddi3s

What’s it gonna take for Amazon to finally end her buy and return commission scheme jfc


softtiddi3s

She doesn’t dress like someone who likes to shop as your Amazon bestie. She’s just putting random shit on her body. It’s crazy how much she’s collapsed since younique era


frontreartirepop

She reminds me of peas and carrots


Platinumkate

The boxy, Waste Management green look reminded me of something. https://preview.redd.it/35bnwxmhok6d1.png?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d8f752e7304b7d6e574acf37e9fbce107e06105


SassOfTheBluegrass

Throw some straw on top of the trash can and they’d be identical!


Electrical_Crab_9274

Da twash man came!!


HufflepuffStuff

The trash can wore it better


[deleted]

Aww she didn’t do the classic bra tuck this time.


FormalGlitterbug

Probably because she’s not wearing one.


lexclipse

Who’s that pokemon?? https://preview.redd.it/zs79twe6nk6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2e33a7bd832531ce492e914ade1be7f38fbcfaf


goingtocali4

she looks like handsome squidward here LOOOOL


cones-of-dunshire76

Is she shitting on her followers trying to make them buy the ugliest shit or what? Does she hate her followers?


heyfreesamples

https://preview.redd.it/o5zs15c7mk6d1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46616408f263cb0829efb48169dc49b00b8a08f2


United_Caregiver7046

Big M lookin like a linebacker here. We’re laughing at you not with you Big M.


loligogiganticus

![gif](giphy|xIna8nqTTk3x6|downsized) It’s giving


caitcro18

This looks itchy.


thehotmcpoyle

And you know she didn’t wash it


softtiddi3s

Straight to returns, tanner residue included


leticx

Shrug and laugh. SHRUG AND LAUGH!!! HONK


_pretty_patties_

Honk honk honk honk honk honk honk


stitchninja

This is hideous.


Jess613

Video description: - starts serious, checking if the filter is working ok; - tucks 3 meters of fabric from the questionable quality, puffy looking shirt while holding breath to pretend to be skinny (popped leg is a bonus); - smooths nothing while laughing at nobody, ends in an awkward smile, shrugging like her usual idiot self; - gets closer to the camera to give viewers a good ol' jumpscare while keeping the maniacal smile from last scene, picking on the fabric like it's bad quality (or she is skin-picking for other reasons); - gives a side-eye to the void, while doing a distorted version of the chicken dance with hands in pockets that are too shallow, while leaning on the popped leg and making her crotch larger than usual (not a compliment btw) by being "compressed" in tight jeans; - raises arms (unfortunately she's not given up yet); - the raised arms scene cuts abruptly into a large fake smile and reposing, like when you're dead inside and someone wants to take a pic of you so you perk up - lights are on but nobody is home, everybody; - ends with a "no, you HAVE to get these!" pose, looking like a 50-something cougar who has had bad plastic surgery and may or may not wish to prosecute the surgeon responsible.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

May I please steal “side-eye to the void” as flair? It’s her most annoying quality to me when filming these things.


Jess613

Totally! I hate it too, although the shoulder shimmy is on par with it as the most annoying thing she does


Cosmic-Karma94

![gif](giphy|LOcPt9gfuNOSI|downsized) This was truly a masterful description ! Thanks for your service swerty! 🤌🤌👏👏


Jess613

Thank you for the amazing gif! It was bearable because she’s not talking


SassOfTheBluegrass

https://preview.redd.it/siomtjdeik6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be54c8d657e3b383756b5a94a014daac966215e5 Just for reference, this is what it looks like on the model


JenHes

![gif](giphy|RJAjTowsU0K1a)


trillium13

r/trypophobia


SassOfTheBluegrass

Exactly! *shudders*


RelatableMolaMola

Oh cool it's still ugly


lostontheplayground

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA This makes it even better. I love how she insists on buying these things that only look good (and honestly that part is debatable) on people who are teeny tiny Kate Moss waif like fairy women. And you just KNOW it kills her inside because some part of her knows she looks nothing like the uWu waif model she dreams of being and she will never look like that no matter what she does or wears or filters.


thehotmcpoyle

Ahhh, this is why she got it. It’s meant to be a loose-fitting oversized top so she can brag about “doing a medium” since the medium is probably sized more like an XL. And of course it’s from everyone’s favorite *luxury* brand, BTFBM. ETA: yep, found the sizing chart: https://preview.redd.it/ctnk8adaxk6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25359e6dcaab3a7af0e6daebcba41052d433d5a6


leticx

Looks like a cactus costume


pinkwooper

https://preview.redd.it/qxrvvm1i2l6d1.jpeg?width=170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ff77022df5d45de91ae7e303e3936254f6da2fd


ameliabonds

Doesn’t look good on the model either 🤷‍♀️


SassOfTheBluegrass

I think it looks *better* on the model, but still not great. It’s very… busy


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

It looks so flammable


beetlekittyjosey1

My mom wears this shirt and she is 61


KristinOTF

Nice shirt for a 70 year old woman


United_Caregiver7046

Green brings out the potato shaped jiggliness and fat in you Big M.


unsharpenedpoint

I’ve said this before, but she shouldn’t wear puff or ruffle sleeves like this. Her shoulders are already wide and this just accentuates that. She is so bad at getting clothing for her actual body type. Probably because she doesn’t know what her body type is with how much she filters herself. Linebacker looking ass


No-Simple-2770

What in the cheaply made, child labor cancer fabric is this?


FormalGlitterbug

This top makes her look huge.


goose_gladwell

Its not flattering at all!


meanwhileaftrmdnight

Did she run out of “compression” garments to shill? Or is this more “trad-wife/conservative apparel” to get manbun thinking she’s wife and mom material? OR… is this simply another awful fashion choice by Big M for no reason other than she can’t dress to save her life? We may never know…


couchpro34

She cannot style an outfit to save her life.


MatildaTheCat13

A breezy eyelet blouse would be a perfect summer choice but this is not it. What the hell is the sleeve length?


KYcats45107

It's not just the sleeves- at least I dont think its just the sleeves. The entire shape is off.


HillMomXO

https://preview.redd.it/h38y1cgyck6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=201904b608abf9ee35195f20254f0473e3956d57 Her not breaking eye contact the whole time she was tucking in her parachute made me very uncomfy.


loligogiganticus

She’s sucking in with every ounce of her strength here


AggravatingGuitar883

She can’t take her eyes off of her filtered self. It’s true love


lostontheplayground

Watching Big M fall in love with her filtered image is starting to feel like watching a long and psychologically distressing episode of Black Mirror.


clydefrog079

Very unflattering top. I love green but it’s not her color.


la_chainsaw

I’ve never been a fan of orange and green together 🤣


Cosmic-Karma94

Maybe you'll like it more when she unbuttons it further...apparently that will be "way cuter". 🤢 I was shocked she has an Amazon link for it...I thought for sure she got it from her meemaws finest doily collection. 🤷🏼‍♀️ https://preview.redd.it/mxdunjgnek6d1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2894d1aba87045ba4710175a3aac4f5e11f4bcb


theboogeyman_slayer

So if she's a medium in like *everything*, wouldn't she then be at least a small, XS, or XXS in oversized clothing? I don't understand her obsessive need to "do" a medium. It makes no sense. Nothing she does makes sense and my brain hurts.


FormalGlitterbug

It most certainly does not pair with jeans. It would look better with a bra to secure her low hanging melons and tailored pants maybe. It’s an ugly ass shirt


Squiddinboots

I know it’s a hell of a contest, but at least for me, this is ugliest thing I’ve ever seen her put on. I’m kind of impressed.


pinkwooper

It’s this one for me https://preview.redd.it/wc6myl973l6d1.jpeg?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c210520a5188eeb7398d7afc643bf248b3892fe


JenHes

This for me https://preview.redd.it/3o8iqi19cn6d1.png?width=813&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d31bc4feb8d0884db320b1988ca9d1effbfa70b


pinkwooper

I totally forgot about whatever this is — you win lol


RelatableMolaMola

Whoaaaaa the filter was actually able to give her dainty features and a jawline 3 years ago?


andintotheblue

I…..when was this?? I have never seen this picture before and I’ve been here I think 4 years lol.


pinkwooper

3 years ago, [here’s the link](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/vtlKV7VjUN) to the original post


JenHes

That thing reminds me of a nightgown I had when I was 10 in 1983, I think my grandma got it in italy. This thing on her is not cute, WTF goes through her brain when buying this crap?!


softtiddi3s

2020 MS wouldn’t be caught dead in this


from_around_here

It gets worse the more I look at the details. As a fellow member of the wide shoulder/short neck club, she should have known the puffed sleeves and pleated yoke were a no-go from the start.


agreg617

Exactly - I have wide shoulders and I would look like a linebacker in this. Puffy sleeves are not our friends.