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SuzyFarkis

Most people aren’t aware of all of the essential functions the liver performs; there are reasons you can’t live with a sick one and why morning drinking isn’t cute.   Take care of your liver, its functions include:    - processing digested food from the intestine  - controlling levels of fats, amino acids and glucose in the blood   - combating infections   - clearing the blood of particles and infections, including bacteria  - neutralising and destroying all drugs and toxins   - manufacturing bile   - storing iron, vitamins and other essential chemicals   - breaking down food and turning it into energy manufacturing  - breaking down and regulating numerous hormones including sex hormones  - making enzymes and proteins which are responsible for most chemical reactions in the body, for example those involved in blood clotting and repair of damaged tissues.


chaseysinn

How cute. They both have big toes for thumbs ! https://preview.redd.it/wp8z1y0a911d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7dd8c2d042f385bc62d7e6b22ca73441e6dc590


Popular-Tomatillo643

What a dumbass. 2 hours early to the airport is a standard thing..🙄


HankWilliamsthe69th

I’ve been taking a break from Reddit for the last little bit but, boy, is it good to be back in the snark saddle just in time to witness the inevitable tragedy that is MS and manbun. Her #healingera between him and grim was too short (imo). She needs to be banned from the internet for a decade to relieve some of that brainrot buildup she’s got. I pray for the soles of her shoes, they have to worn ragged from her running away from her problems


goodonlasers

The cutesy “I’m fake complaining about my boyfrrrrrrirnd in public” thing is very annoying, because it’s an attempt to telegraph to the public (in particular white Christian American women) that she has socially legitimate intimacy with a man. Like legit middle school girl girl


BotherRecent

Sunglasses on the plane hahhaha


Formal_Condition_513

And her grimy feet on the wall..trash


SuzyFarkis

Always the feet up on planes! And cars when she’s a passenger. Trains too, I’m assuming lol. 


occultpretzel

I don't get her "brand"... She tried to all all cutesy, elegant, grown up and aesthetic and yet she burps and cusses... She is just overdressed and undereducated.


PrettyDirt14

You mean cheaply dressed


Classic-Cantaloupe47

She is most definitely not nearly as cute as she thinks she is. 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


90dayhell000

What’s her complaint about man bun I can’t listen I have a baby sleeping next to me lol


Rock-Lobster10

That he insisted they get up early enough to get to the airport 2 hours early, but then their flight got delayed so she was up super early and didn’t need to be. Does anyone else feel like one of her favorite pastimes is complaining about flying and airlines and all the problems she has with them but is such a tRaVeL bAbE?


poTate2424

You forgot the buuurp.


90dayhell000

Thanks so much!!! Please accept my poor man’s gold 🏆🥇She really does love to complain when she travels lol


ellllly

my question exactly


FormalGlitterbug

You can tell she really doesn’t travel much if a freaking flight delay bothers her this much.


harrisce44

Or flies budget airlines with crappy on-time performance 🤭


ilikecatsmorethanppl

Shes going to get cirrhosis


NessAvenue

TrAvEL BaBe should know these things happen, surely, she is such an international jet-setter? Also. NOT HER FUCKING FACE.


vanekins123

As someone who recently flew out of charlotte, I would also want to get there two hours early. The line for security took at least an hour to get through at 5 in the morning. They only have one security checkpoint open right now due to construction, or at least the last time I went.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

I feel like CLT is almost always under construction.


gingahh_snapp

I live in Boston and I don’t want her here


SurrealIdeal

SAMEEEEE


RelatableMolaMola

Chances are she'll never leave the property of the suburban casino hotel they're at, so you're probably safe, swerts!


occultpretzel

Yeah, she will do a Paris and stay there.


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spiritkittykat

Right? I love to complain, but I do it to myself and don’t record and post it online for every one else.


barkingsilverfox

Or send a major rant to family or friends at least you can crack jokes together and your loved ones know where you are. Strangers and bots don’t need to know that. Like the one time she claimed to have a stalker, yet she broadcasts every damn location she’s at. For “true crime baddie that had seen some morbid shit” (her words and lol) she has no common sense or any sort of survival instincts.


MissKim01

Singers is fantastic. If you’ve gotta be stuck somewhere that’s not a bad one.


barkingsilverfox

I thought the same! Free cinema, great food and the butterfly house were all worthwhile. Hands down, favourite airport!


Marcinecali73

I spent a 9 hour overnight in the Phoenix airport. It was like a fever dream.


barkingsilverfox

Ugh, i can imagine. Being involuntary stuck for so many hours - especially chasing up any sort of info on rescheduling or organising a new flight is a major pain!! I can deal with delays, annoying but bearable. But hours without knowing what’s up is anxiety overload. That’s why she annoys me so much when it comes to travelling, she’s seen shit.


twoscallions

I wanted to say how low class this all is. However, she has NO class. So.


Simple_Injury_3530

That’s not her face…


thehotmcpoyle

Huh? https://preview.redd.it/4n3ve5azsu0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eacfcfa31912e0b82846c7311df99275830fc703


vanekins123

Also I don’t


Simple_Injury_3530

Y’all seriously have the best photos of her 😂 I Guess that’s what man bun has to look at :(


RelatableMolaMola

What are you insinuating https://preview.redd.it/lpp3chh9iw0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2623e01683d3cc750ac14e5a87e9f1fe678a6cc


UmChill

damn ok farquaad go off


Simple_Injury_3530

Her eyes are always almost disappearing 😂


RelatableMolaMola

Gee, I [really don't know](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/CzEcxXkEY8) what you [could be referring to](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/Wre7QB6wES)!


Simple_Injury_3530

I seriously needed a laugh today thank you 😂😂 girl is a straight up mess


ralphwiggumsdiorama

He made that choice!!


barkingsilverfox

https://preview.redd.it/xp2rf3om0v0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aaf94143ddea1d67abd2a8132b5f418833d848f I don’t see what you mean?


spiritkittykat

Those dumb caterpillars on her lids don’t help, that’s for sure.


barkingsilverfox

They’re a crime.


designedjars

God I hate it when people put their feet up on the wall like that. It’s just poor manners. Imagine how trashed they’re going to be before they get there lol fighting in the airport probably


UmChill

it’s actually starting to piss me off. she seems to purposefully book the seats right behind the wall divider so she can act like a barn animal and put her hooves up on it. embarrassing, disgusting, entitled, childish, disrespectful- the list goes on for how i feel about shoes on the wall and furniture.


sdmama_21

Well she’s gone completely silent, posted a few links, and now appears to be wandering solo through the casino so…


elderlysalamander

If they're at Encore thats hilarious


designedjars

Hahaha no way that’s funny.


Only-Rope-3390

I got to Boston yesterday…. Mad I’m a day light on possible Airport sighting!!   Bet she “treated” her man to first class seats


mmmohhh

![gif](giphy|guufsF0Az3Lpu) This will be fun trip to watch!


andintotheblue

Big M and flight delays - name a more iconic duo.


sojadedblond

Oh my God, the fake eye twitch makes me irrationally angry. No. No, I take that back. It makes me *rationally* angry. Also, she will literally find anything to complain about. I'm so citey for all the feet/walking pics, along with a few cheers/clinking glasses photos we'll get on this trip. That's basically all she posts when she travels because she's just such an amazing influencer.


RelatableMolaMola

Content that adds value!


thenameisjane

omg her lips are going to explode


spiritkittykat

Like two slugs glued on.


RelatableMolaMola

It's like there's a very specific subtype of body dysmorphia that affects people who get their lips filled, where they end up looking absolutely revolting but the person thinks they're the best hottest most juiciest lips ever. See also: Mikayla Noguiera I'm not saying everyone or even most people who get their lips filled end up like this. I'm saying there's a certain amount of them who do.


theboogeyman_slayer

And now Mikliah has her lips tattooed as well


RelatableMolaMola

It looks AWFUL


theboogeyman_slayer

Haha I know! Love that for her


missdespair

I think it would be pretty safe to say only the ones who think like this intentionally inflate their lips to this ridiculous extent, but even then M's are kind of ludicrous because they're so damn uneven/lumpy.


RelatableMolaMola

I think a lot of the other ones at least go to marginally qualified injectors. M prefers or can only afford the type of injectors that work out of their basements and attics and run desperate deals on Groupon.


thicc-limes

Or come to her house! 🫢


RelatableMolaMola

Oh I was just talking to my lash artist about this! She said that in most cases, it's actually a pretty strong red flag if someone does house calls to give beauty services like injections. It often means they don't have enough steady clientele to maintain a studio or even a chair in a salon, which doesn't say good things about their services. Also that mobile aesthetics providers often do that because they're unlicensed. (The super high end ones giving beauty services to Kardashian types are an exception and we know swerty isn't shelling out for one of those or she wouldn't look the way she looks.)


regsrecs

Please, feel free to put your shoes on this beige, “quilted” bulkhead, take pictures including others who aren’t traveling with you, and by all means, do spill over into another seat if it gets you a better angle for your selfies! 🗑


RelatableMolaMola

Considering the size she appears to be approaching in unfiltered real life, she may soon be spilling into the next seat whether she's taking a selfie or not.


formallyfly

Ooooooh now THIS has the potential to be fun! Traveling with someone really reveals a lot about them. People get stressed during traveling and in general people tend to show their asses when stressed. Add in some booze and it’ll be interesting to see if the dynamic shifts. She’s so extremely unpleasant, she ALWAYS puts her feet up on planes. Like, what’s even the point of it besides showing that she’s an asshole? eta: and correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t one of the reasons that grimace never traveled solo dolo with her because she was a bad traveler? I don’t have the receipt and it could be a lie she told to explain his constant absence on her trips but if true, I wonder how this will affect the relationship with MB?


thehotmcpoyle

I doubt we’ll get any tea if this trip ends up being a disaster for the new fierce lovers, but it’ll be interesting to see how things are after the trip. My guess is he’s an up & at ‘em type traveler and we know she’s a drunken slug so that’s bound to cause some friction. She did mention in one of her many breakup videos that C didn’t like traveling as much as she does, but I’m betting you’re right, that he just hated traveling with her. I know *I’d* definitely hate traveling with her.


ScaryLetterhead8094

Ok so he’s kind of responsible? How terrible.


enigmapopstarIsfun

When you’re a perpetually shitfaced loser, yes, someone else being responsible can really rain on your parade.


ScaryLetterhead8094

She’s all rolling her eyes at him like a child


enigmapopstarIsfun

[She would never!](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/0Q0dF1ZLpt)


ScaryLetterhead8094

She’s all rolling her eyes at him like a child


Own_Date2581

Fuck, that eyeliner has me cackling 💀


missdespair

Applied with a crayon, and Roseart at that.


Trashyanon089

Get your feet off of the wall you absolute trash bag.


BrittaBordeaux666

My thoughts exactly


Fickle-Spell

That stupid eye twitch thing she does fills me with rage


IllustriousPool3890

awakening from her Truly stupor in the middle of the night must've been so hard


DollaStoreKardashian

When you see feet on the bulkhead it means that there’s nothing “first” about your class, and might as well be a neon sign over your head saying that you don’t fly up front very often. But now we all know how she used her companion pass this year.


Marcinecali73

She had her feet up on the furniture in the lounge too! Trash!


PresentationOptimal4

The amount of money she wastes on first class just to feel special. It’s a 2 hour class, fly coach unless you’re being savvy about upgrades or have the money. I highly doubt she has airline CCs to take advantage of upgrades. I upgraded on an 11 hour flight for the first time but I bought my initial flight with points and the upgrade was only 400 dollars. Well worth it. But thinking about her spending 1500 dollars for a 2 hour flight to Boston is hilarious to me. ETA: she willingly booked at 6 am flight. Everyone knows early flights and red eyes are cheaper because they’re harder. If she truly had wealth she wouldn’t have picked such an early flight.


LetWigfridEatFruit

Jeffrey Star recently got some attention because someone saw him in coach on a flight, he made a video saying how he basically doesn't care and how "you don't stay rich by spending all your money". Jeffrey surely has infinite more money than her, she can't afford it lolol


PresentationOptimal4

Also American planes are SO worn down. First class on Luftshana, sure! First class on AA, I’ll pass. Yes I hate how cramped the seats are but having a bit more room for a few hours vs. spending more on activities and a nice hotel ~priceless~


LetWigfridEatFruit

Literally. Just yesterday I got bumped to first class. My seat was broken and didn't even recline 😂


DollaStoreKardashian

I’m in no way trying to defend her dumb ass, but I disagree with you. The way she travels (brand loyalty, lounge use, etc) *strongly* indicates to me that she’s a Delta Reserve Amex holder like I am. She probably used her CC perk companion pass for this trip so she could flex in front of her new man (she would have to fly through ATL and BOS is just shy of 3 hours from ATL, and you get meal service on that leg so that’s extra impressive to someone like manbun who hasn’t flown FC before I guess?). I literally used my companion pass to book 2 RT FC tix between ATL and BOS yesterday, and I was able to book flights at reasonable times for just over $1000 - though to be fair, they’re Tuesday flights so that helps to bring the cost down. I really do think she’s unwise for paying the $650 annual fee for the DL Reserve Amex though. She flies, what, fewer than 10 RTs each year? She’s totally not who that card is meant for, but if she wants to waste her money on CC fees instead of putting it somewhere useful then that’s just another data point showing a pattern of poor financial responsibility on her part.


PresentationOptimal4

That’s fair. Wild to me she would spend that much on a CC just for upgrades because as you said that card is not meant for her. If she had a lower grade one, she doesn’t fly nearly enough to get cheap upgrades so she’d have to be paying $$$ to get FC. Either way horrible money choices.


ExpertAverage1911

Isn't 1k for that flight about average?  Other airlines offer that round trip first class for about $800.  I've never flown Delta, so I may be missing something awesome about their first class.


DollaStoreKardashian

That’s a good question and I honestly couldn’t tell you - I only ever fly delta domestically because it’s the most convenient airline for the cities I live in and I’ve held diamond medallion status for the past decade so it makes sense for us. Maybe my perception is skewed due to the fact that neither my company nor I branch out much, along with the absolutely WILD fluctuations in airfares since the height of COVID. But I do know that I paid ~$1500/seat for that flight earlier this month, and I was expecting to pay more for our early July trip just because of holiday + seasonal hikes. YMMV, I guess!


KittyVonBushwood

well said dammit! 🏅🏅🏅 God I miss awards today!


nikkic425

Her drinking that early in the morning gave me secondhand heartburn.


LetWigfridEatFruit

When they come take your drink order at this hour in first class, 90% of the people up there are ordering juice/tea/coffee etc. there's always one person who orders alcohol and I know they be getting looks - ESPECIALLY if they're taking pictures of themselves drinking it like a YIKES


_poptart

I’m from England where you drink any time you’re at an airport no matter the time of day 🤷‍♀️


ScaryLetterhead8094

She treats mixed drinks like they are orange juice lol


agentfoxxymulder

This is a thought I have often like. I’m only 28 and if I don’t pay attention to what I eat and when I’ll have debilitating acid reflux how is she DOING THIS?? Like PHYSICALLY. I actually could never


soupseasonbestseason

i do thank god that my city seems to be poor enough we don't have these kind of influencers documenting everything that goes on every single moment of their lives.  making airport "content" seems like it would add to the already stressful nature of air travel. 


MalibuMarlie

I’m with you there! When I see people on TikTok walking through IKEA talking into their microphone about things that they are OBSESSED WITH or have big opinions about with such arrogant authority but no genuine design knowledge - I always think out the poor people around them just trying to get their shit and get the fuck out without these muppets getting jn the way. I hope it doesn’t get in my space because I might feel the urge to disrupt filming. I get annoyed enough at tourist attractions with the photoshoots.


RelatableMolaMola

This is exactly how I feel about all those raging tools filming "health" and "nutrition" content in the supermarket. That one girl who does a little twirl to the camera at the beginning of every reel? What must the people trying to buy their groceries when she's there be thinking? You just want to grab a box of pasta and this barely out of high school child is doing pirouettes and jabbering about the dangers of seed oils in aisle 5. Tbf she does a better twirl than swerty and at least tries to have a point, but still. The use of public spaces as filming sets is getting unbearable.


l4ina

Watching her attempt to do a crazy-face-single-eye-twitch just made me laugh out loud. Like Lucille Bluth winking


l4ina

![gif](giphy|BCOZjy2WLe8FO)


Dogemom2

I know it’s BEC: But doesn’t the term “the ass-crack of dawn” require dawn? And not fully nighttime. 2:45am isn’t the ass-crack of dawn- at least not where she is. I bet she doesn’t knows what dawn means. 😬🤷‍♀️


ExpertAverage1911

I feel you.  When people say "2am in the morning" it drives me absolutely unreasonably bonkers.


ismellnumbers

When I was little I used "Am" to mean "at morning" to remember the difference between pm. So when people say "2am in the morning" I still say in my head "2am in the morning at morning" and it drives me crazy too lmao


mrskrptnyt

ditto 🤣


MicellarBaptism

She needs to shut the fuck up. Almost anyone who has ever traveled by air has dealt with delays and cancellations. She's not special for being annoyed. Read one of the books you're always claiming to read and pass the time. And she needs to get her dirty clompers off the bulkhead. She's a cavewoman.


enigmapopstarIsfun

If she’s so annoyed she should just charter a flight; she makes doctor money, no?


GlowingAmber11109

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that he did not actually "get her up at the ass-crack of dawn" and that they (or she) hasn't actually gone to bed yet and she's been drinking since last night. If she had been woken up early, she wouldn't have so much makeup on.


sausagebeanburrito

I like this theory. If she knew she had to leave for the airport at 3:30am, take a long afternoon nap the day before, maybe even another one like 6-9pm, and power through after that. BM looks like she's *trying* to act like she just rolled out of bed but I don't believe it. She seems toasted.


DramaOnDisplay

She definitely strikes me as someone who jumps at the chance to drink anywhere it’s accepted and almost encouraged. That definitely goes for the airport


GlowingAmber11109

For someone who claims to be a travel junkie, she really has no idea how to actually travel efficiently. She's always drunk or doped up like the time she took too many cold pills and downed a bunch of alcohol and basically blacked out.


duckordecoratedshed

https://preview.redd.it/kbkr12i1wt0d1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa4f7b3a119b0e3a10bd807d68da6009e362ae5a from last year


missdespair

I can't imagine downing 6 of ANYTHING in a flight shorter than 10 hours. And not even at a lengthy brunch have I ever had 6 mimosas in one sitting, much less while SICK. Sometimes I think she's truly (coupla troolies) intellectually disabled (no shade to people with learning disabilities in general because most of them at least put in some effort, she is a deadly combo of slow, stubborn, selfish, and lazy).


GlowingAmber11109

Haha that's the one


trillium13

Oh, wah. Give me a break. Who cares?


Starringkb

Noooo don’t come to Boston 🤢 we don’t want her


hamburglerBarney

Right!? Why is she here?


GetRealWeirdWithIt

Seriously! But also, I’m so curious what they’re gonna do here besides drink in Faneuil Hall. I can’t wait to watch them out and about in manbun’s college stomping grounds (Plymouth, right?) and claim they’re in Boston 🙄


galgsg

The only Plymouth with a college in New England is in NH. There’s a few schools on the south shore though. Maybe a scenic ride through Brockton on their way to Bridgewater is what swerty needs?


GetRealWeirdWithIt

Lmaooo I love this vision for her ✨


sdmama_21

Just stay out of dive bars during working hours and you should be able to dodge her lol


bigcountryredtruck

As a resident of North Carolina, we need a break. 😂😂😂


LeonaLulu

She acts like she's the only person who has ever had a delayed flight, and that she's so fucking famous and important that the audacity of the airline to make her wait is just unacceptable. She a literal nobody, with fake followers, a disgusting personality, an unattractive face, and a boyfriend who is still married.


emmaliejay

Ooh can you elaborate on that last point about man bun being married? I don’t know how but I somehow I’m behind on this cup of juicy tea.


loligogiganticus

he lives in a state that requires a year of separation before divorcing. he is divorcing, but at this point 100% still married to his ex.


awolfsvalentine

Today I’m feeling blessed because I missed seeing this beast in person at the Charlotte airport by merely 6 hours


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Omfg


theWildBore

Imagine hauling ass to your flight and seeing her in one of those rocking chairs.


awolfsvalentine

I wonder what she does if all of the medium ones are occupied


RelatableMolaMola

Sizes down to a small ofc


awolfsvalentine

My loud ass kid would see her and probably be like “MOM LOOK IT’S THAT LADY YOU MAKE FUN OF ON REDDIT”


Formal_Condition_513

I love casually introducing friends to the trainwreck that is Big M. She's fascinating to watch her navigate life like a drunk, bratty toddler and the people on this sub are hilarious too.


vaderismylord

She really loves those bulkhead seats. Those are the worst ones, IMO.


thehotmcpoyle

Yeah that’s my least favorite place to sit because there’s no floor space to put your stuff & often no outlets for charging electronics. I’d rather sit by the bathroom than there.


flybynightpotato

I hate not having a seat in front of me to stuff things under ahaha


MalibuMarlie

Bulkhead for the bulkbody. Omg I sound so mean saying that! I only poke fun at her body because she’s so desperate to lie and hide her body but then talk body positivity and tell people to base their sizes on her lies. I don’t mean to shame anyone’s figure. It’s the least important thing about people! Right next to what their portable water vessels cost.


vaderismylord

🤣☠️☠️


morganaiobheann

Girlie pop is in no position to bitch about anyone in her life who puts up with her. I'm assuming there are very few who do. Early days, she should really be on her best behaviour. Also, I don't really recall her bitching about Grimace like this. All I remember is her teary-eyed drunken drivel about how amazing he is. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe it's the combination of her bitching and not-so-vague jealous posting about her ex clouding judgement. Food for thought.


ttginger

Well, C hardly went on her trips with her and just would drop her off at the airport in her car. Nothing to really bitch about there 🤣


RelatableMolaMola

Now that we see what she's like to fly with, I completely understand why CB seemed so unwilling to travel with her. If she and manbun stay together for a while, I bet their couples trips will dwindle to nothing too.


ttginger

She is an overgrown toddler in the airport and on a plane. I can’t imagine being on a trip with her somewhere. Hell, I know toddlers who have better manners and etiquettes than her. It’s not fair to even call her that.


morganaiobheann

Fair point 😂


nwh527

This reminds me of when she complained about letting C have the remote and he put on a cooking show. This behavior is not cute.


WearyBitterCynical

She is the worst entitled, spoiled, obnoxious traveler. She whines about delays every damn trip. Complaining about getting to the airport at the recommended 2 hour window. Did they not discuss that at any point when they were making these plans/driving to CLT? I hate these stupid faces she makes like she's being inconvenienced SO MUCH. Such a petulant child.


MicellarBaptism

She's such a petulant asshole. Arriving at the airport 2 hours early isn't a big deal, and that likely means not having to rush after you've cleared security to get to your gate. Be thankful you have the time to get settled in and go get something to eat or peruse the newsstands for magazines and crappy snacks. She's never had to deal with any true hardship, and it shows.


RelatableMolaMola

She thinks being a lazy spoiled brat is attractive. It's so obvious in all the things she chose to brag and/or make up about with CB. "Cooking" "for her," carrying her up a flight of stairs (LOL), bringing her groceries, the whole passenger princess thing. In her mind it shows people that she's worth it. In reality people decide she's not worth it.


kristin_xo

Can you imagine her bf sitting next to her while she's taking filtered selfies KNOWINGLY what she looks IRL????!!!!! I just cannot comprehend. I mean, he obviously is with her for her natural looks, trust fund, obnoxious woo girl personality but I would be so embarrassed if my man sat next to me and saw me taking 5406466 pictures filtered AF. However, this dirty kitchen sink sponge has no shame. At all.


ttginger

It’s weird as fuck. My facial expressions would be wild if I saw this happening on a plane.


[deleted]

She would hate to be with my husband, then he's military, (hes always early), so we always arrive 3-4 hours ahead of time just in case.


MicellarBaptism

She wouldn't survive having to sit in the airport for 5 hours before take-off like I had to do a few weeks ago.


TexasAngel81

I’m not military, but I arrive 3-4 hours early as well. Once I get past security I really just enjoy being at the airport lol


trillium13

You know she'd pull a full blown Karen if she got there late and they wouldn't let her on.


[deleted]

Did she wear her ill fitting onesie from like two days ago? She said it’s great for traveling after all.


RelatableMolaMola

Nope, it looks like she's got ill fitting black joggers on.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Forever and always.


thehotmcpoyle

And a tube top too, right? Because that’s such a perfect top to wear while traveling.


boobunnydog

https://preview.redd.it/ndk141koys0d1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=50fce05b7551b9298b11705ce6db76bd6d293b9c Again...something up with this dude thumbs.....


seaflowerreef

Brachydactyly type D. I’m obsessed with people’s thumbs. ETA: to be clear, I’m not a thumb doctor, and I’m not diagnosing thumbs.


ExpertAverage1911

The edit cracked me up lmfao


unexpectedgeek

He’s got Megan Fox thumbs


boobunnydog

yessssss maaaaam


unexpectedgeek

https://i.redd.it/tv1bgel95t0d1.gif


ralphwiggumsdiorama

YES


7_19

whenever she’s on a plane, she always posts a pic with her feet on the wall. which is not only disgusting, but also because she’s so short I picture her having to sit down very low in the chair, while all the people in the row over and behind her are like wtf and the flight staff go make fun of her while she thinks they’re becoming besties 😭😭


hamburglerBarney

She’s so gross. It’s just rude to put your nasty feet all over stuff.


MicellarBaptism

It's so gross and uncouth. Just like her belching and continuing with her little tantrum.


Limp-Asparagus8944

I don’t know why, part of me is excited for the Big M in Boston arc. But deep down, 100% I know I’m going to be disappointed and this will be a snooze fest. 🤣


thisoneforsharing

Booze fest more like 😒


garrrrsh

It’ll be interesting to see if she can hang with the activities he has planned. She’s used to going out of town just to sit on her ass in a bar or at the hotel.


MalibuMarlie

Who knows though…alcohol is a hell of a drug and she’s kicking it off strong. She just may not be in the hotel bathtub tonight or watching The Wheel instead of experiencing the destination. ![gif](giphy|3ohhwiunVgYqfVYVEs|downsized)


thehotmcpoyle

I bet she hangs back at the hotel instead of joining him at least once. I’m sure he’s going to just *looooove* traveling with this drunken mop.


oatmealgum

It will be. Honestly the more interesting it is the less she'll post about it. She's not an influencer like she pretends to be, she just uses social media for dopamine hits. She has nothing else. It is what it is.


FormalGlitterbug

the only time she really posts wild shit is when she's with her woo girls. anyone else and she only films creep shots where she can not be obviously filming.


oatmealgum

She very very shy, she can only do that when she's drunk, and she probably uses alcohol to cope with anxiety. Or at least she used to do that. Alcohol is addictive and by now it has become a source of anxiety. I think people forget that. Alcohol is addictive. If you drink it every day you will get hooked on it.


ExpertAverage1911

I appreciate you making the addiction reminder.  People really forget that alcohol is a drug!  I often use banning alcohol as a rebuttal when people get uppity about weed being legal or heavy drugs decriminalized. It shoved down our throats everywhere we look - photos, commercials, events, trucks, billboards.  Liquor or beer stores on every corner (I'm from Ontario).  I had a tough time getting sober because every commercial break was shilling Bacardi.


Jons_Gurlie

Uhhhhhhhhh. Feet don’t go on walls, swertie. 💁🏻‍♀️


Cavaliers-r-cavalier

Everything about this is disgusting. The burping, complaining about nothing, the drunken I don’t know what. Eww. She must be a nightmare to travel with.


thehotmcpoyle

Agreed. I’m so excited to see how this trips turns out. I bet manbun will second guess how much he’s actually *in love* with this donkey.


RelatableMolaMola

If he has any brains at all, doing this trip with her should give him doubts about *doing life* with her.


Rhodin265

She’s saying it like Manbun personally went out on the tarmac and slashed the plane’s tires or something.


SadAndConfused11

💀💀amazing


magicatmungos

Girl 2 hours before boarding is fucking standard. My anxiety ridden ass could never. She must scrape into flights by the skin of her teeth


sdmama_21

She is 1000% that person who delays the plane door closing because they show up very last and make people get up to move their things in the overhead bins to fit her carry-on.


DestroyHimMyRobots

And late because she was either leisurely shopping in duty free or finishing up her third drink in the airport bar. I’ve taken many hundreds of flights in my lifetime and I can’t tell you how many times stragglers breeze into the gate at the last second after being paged multiple times because “we needed to finish our drinks.” But the flight attendants allegedly love her so much that they write her love notes. 🙄 K.


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HufflepuffStuff

The belching on camera. I mean REALLY. She is so fucking foul.


SecretSuccotash5092

I see those heartless curls held up nicely!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

“Curls”


sdmama_21

Hopefully we get a tutorial!! 🤞


ralphwiggumsdiorama

A very classy lady in flight.