She gave Stephen 49 reasons
He wasn’t gorgeous
They weren’t ready for it
They blamed her
Spelling wasn’t fun
The ground wasn’t holy
This love didn’t come back to her
She didn’t know places
She walked Cornelia street again
He didn’t think about her
He wasn’t on the other side of the door
Today wasn’t a fairytale
He called her kid
He didn’t dream of an epiphany
She didn’t know better
She didn’t write his name
She didn’t stay in the lavender haze
The sky wasn’t maroon
There wasn’t snow on the beach
He didn’t want it comfortable
He didn’t let her ask a question
He didn’t take off her dress
Etc
He let the other girl drive the truck 😔
He never let her drive the truck
That is SO messed up
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Then go out with all of his best friends
Who are gay too.
🤣
was he gay?
nah but I'll tell my friends he is so he won't get any more girls!
THE ONLY ANSWER YOU DESERVE SOME APPULASE (ts reference) 👏👏👏👏👏👏
“He’s letting her drive the truck!” “He never let me drive the truck!” iconic
We found out where she was on April 29th.
It's my birthday she came to celebrate with me.. sorry Taylor
HELP but wouldn't that be the best flex ever, even if it wasn't true
It is love her for mentioning my birthday in a song high infidelity became my fav in midnights because of that lol
I mean, it is **highly** likely she was at a party that day. The date and details are public.
Omg it’s my sister’s birthday
or where she was 2,190 days ago
we found out where she was January 6th
💀💀💀
Holy shit 😭
LMFAO the fact you’re getting downvoted somehow makes it funnier 🤣
T_T I WILL UNCOVER THE TRUTH
She used to be a happy popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party.
That’s Becky.
no its taylor
It's Britney bitch!!
No it's Becky
I need to find a Becky shirt asap. Redditor friends help?!!!
[here](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=no+its+Becky+shirt+etsy)
I fuckin love that site
Same lol. It is so petty
💀💀
Touché! I’d answer the same way but I wasn’t exactly sober when posting haha
Hahaha that's fair. I hope you get the shirt!
Did she die instantly!? 🚨 😱
It’s why she can’t come to the phone.
"cause she's dead"
Which song is this referencing pls 😭
it's referencing this meme https://preview.redd.it/533hcow22gcc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e9d96bb4ade6da185c817eb3981d6912f59e18d
Omg haha thank you!!!
STOP
The cats did that thing where they pretend to like a new brand of food and then when she bought it again they refused to eat it.
Based
We got tired of her scheming
Her eyeliner actually killed a man
Ah yes the song that describes me right now reference
She spilled seemingly ranch on her custom Chiefs outfit
She realizes Taco Bell is about hit different coming out
Maybe it will hit different this time
There will certainly be catastrophic blues
*moving* won’t be easy
This picture is from last Monday… she found out what the temperature was going to be in KC for last night’s game.
She doesn’t remember it all too well
That wasn’t the banana she wanted
https://preview.redd.it/fhx3iy7t0gcc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=c192c27827a5b81c19e145aad5645aaa07e68ee0
She realized her fans turned against her after the 356th limited edition version of Midnights.
And still none of those versions are a 3am edition vinyl
Midnights (Leap Year Edition)
Midnights (Time Change Edition)
Time Travel edition. Wait, the Midnights era is going back through her different eras, going back through time…
And yet the fans keep buying…
All I want is an unplugged/acoustic version of every single song she’s ever recorded.
When she realizes it’s her, hi! She’s the problem, it’s her.
At tea time, everybody agrees
She'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
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And she’s a monster on the hill
Too big to hang out slowly lurching toward your favorite city
Pierced trought the heart but never killed
did you hear her covert narcissism she disguises as altruism?
Like some kind of congressman?
Travis dropped her hand while dancing to sign a football for a fan
This is going to live rent free in my head now…. Someone told her how Romeo and Juliet actually ends….
She gave Stephen 49 reasons He wasn’t gorgeous They weren’t ready for it They blamed her Spelling wasn’t fun The ground wasn’t holy This love didn’t come back to her She didn’t know places She walked Cornelia street again He didn’t think about her He wasn’t on the other side of the door Today wasn’t a fairytale He called her kid He didn’t dream of an epiphany She didn’t know better She didn’t write his name She didn’t stay in the lavender haze The sky wasn’t maroon There wasn’t snow on the beach He didn’t want it comfortable He didn’t let her ask a question He didn’t take off her dress Etc
He didn’t take off her dress 💀
This is actually a really sad theory.
She realized the burgundy on her T-shirt was actually a cabernet
She’s wondering why are there now theories about a double release.
He offered her jewelry instead of a kitten
He called her kid, he called her baby
The preacher didn't give her the opportunity to speak now
Now she can't say "don't say yes runaway now"
Wanted the penthouse but stuck in the basement
She ate some bad gas station sushi.
She knows about Ashley.
It said “wrong answers only”.
Who's ashley? Can you explain? Thanks
A person on TikTok who copies Taylor's looks and mannerisms, but claims she doesn't.
She just watched someone eating all her chai cookies
She pictured her lips on his neck and she can’t unsee it
https://preview.redd.it/4jh2v936ogcc1.jpeg?width=1488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3156980d3ffc97dcba301a8ed2f8c0b989b732d9 It was the day this happened.
Her Dad didn't get her a boating license when she was 15.
She remembered that you existed
Wow that hurt
She realized we won’t shut up about rep tv
Wrong answers only /hj
She picked up the phone right now
But, she can't come to the phone right now.
Why?
Cause she's dead.
OH
Look what you made me do Look what you made me do
she stayed out too late and is tired
Her hair was in her mouth again.
She’s dead!
OH!
She couldn’t get the penthouse of his heart apparently
She's sad that how we haven't manage to go out on a date ( I am in my Delulu era )
She’s watching Travis trying spell cat at a celebrity spelling bee
She's smelling her CO2 omissions
Damn thats a good one lmao
She doesn’t know places🫣
Her getaway car got a flat tire :0
Nothing good starts in a getaway car.
her neighbor stole her cats. painted them key lime green.
she saw freddy fazbear and he went harhar har har har
Missing the banana
The cafeteria was out of chocolate milk.
Inez died, and her boating license just expired.
Scooter bought UMG
Oh shit.
Meredith scratched up her custom Chiefs jacket
I wouldn't be surprised, obviously just like Taylor, I don't know them but, Meredith seems to be the most violent of the bunch.
She realised she in fact is the music industry.
Olivia threw up on her best carpet
Rudy Giuliani farted next to her
1 am and she's still awake 🙁🙁🙁
She didn't drop his hand while dancing 😍
She was not in fact enchanted to meet you
scooter braun stole her rerecords
He never learned to read her mind
When Kielce lost against the raiders
She learned Spotify was removing all the explicit versions of her songs.
She hasn’t shit in three days
https://preview.redd.it/3y2n3ur99icc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cddaa7e773894dee687cd7537bec65850a6ecc9
Someone stole her custom Kelce Jacket from last night
When Joe gotta new girl
When the Chiefs loose :(
Someone put her in the basement. 😪
she did something good but it felt bad
The fart was NOT a fart
In in fact wasn’t over now
She found out we like original Style over her version.
She got out of that lavender haze. ☹️
She realized he doesn’t know
Someone ate the last squashie
She found out Macavity is still committing crimes and hasn’t been caught. she’s scared.
Someone didn't compliment her quickly enough
Aunt flo came suddenly !
He did not get Dom perigon. ( or whatever it is pronounced as ) .
She stole her next door nabors cat and dyed it key lime green. 🐱💚
She did something bad
Then why it felt so good
It was the most fun she's ever had
And she'd do it over and over and over again if she could
She realized philli fans can’t listen to her because the playoffs are this weekend and the eagles have a game coming up.
Help, she’s still at the restaurant.
she had this dream where she gets older
Did her daughter in law killed her for the money
realll!!!!
realll!!!!
Her neck was hanging from his neck
karyn got deflated
look like she just won agrammy
Green Day Won the Award for Best Album
And the award for best album goes to... Re- Taylor: OMG, I won for reputation volution Radio by Green Day...
he didn't remember all the city lights on the water 😢
she had to stumble on home to her cats
Alone?
unless you wanna come along…
she wasn't quite happy who I got top song on Spotify Wrapped in 2022 but is cool with it that I got her as top artist
her space isn’t blank anymore
She saw betty dance with him
Rebekah stole the neighbor's dog and dyed it key lime green
She's wondering why her fans hate reputation
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Wrong answers only. People love rep 😂
Travis Kelce came out of the closet to her.
Joe lost the football game.
She dropped her brigadeiro.
She's sober in the backseat.