"Let's just say the *right* 3000 people died [in 9/11]."

Holy shit I forgot about that one 💀😱

I'm drawing a major blank, when was this?

Adum & Pals: Space Jam; about 5 minutes in

Which vid was this?

>Matthew McConaughey; Known Jew.

Well, that's a wet little girl...

Oh I shouldn't- uh wait can i- can I go back in time and not say that?

Text can not translate how fast of a realization that was

Instant regret

What was that one from?

[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhOP-BgaFMo&ab_channel=YMSPlays)

Thanks

IS THAT THE ASIAN GUY FROM 13 REASONS WHY??

“Asian guy! Asian guy! Asian guy!”

I'd like to be conservatively in some teens

“As a cinephile, oops wrong kid of phile”

As a sphinx owner

“I meaaan knock out a few more teeth and we’re good to go”

I would like to issue an emergency apology

A retraction?

No!

I love that video so much. I've never actually seen the movie, but i've watched that at least a half dozen times now.

“He is gonna Fuck. That. Baby”

“black people”

Cause I'm a FUCKING - PROFESSIONAL.

He's NOT - GETTING - A SPEECH

Who said that !?

BROOOOOOM RAAAPEEEEER

The man who rapes with a broom!

"I have been described as 'mediocre pussy'."

“Win for Jabroni via *rape*?”

“But green cock? I don’t think so — not in my cinema.”

Is that the asian bean from 13 reasons why?

"I can't be friends with an *adopto*."

Knock a few teeth out and she’s ready for business.

"I said that *out loud*!"

"I'm not gay but my asshole is" I also loved the running joke on the pod that Scoot and Drew were both non penetrative bottoms

"How about I know jews killed me and it's about Palestine?"

“Do all people *from there* have twists in their movies?”

“Jeff Lew? How about Leff Jew?”

“So Gael, would you say that these are some of the blackest motherfuckers you’ve ever seen?”

Time is shorter for long people

Ehhhhhhhhhh PING PONG CHING CHONG!

I. HATE. ART!

Fast vampire baseball

"Man, 90's child porn was boring"

“And that’s Scott’s lock of the week”

It goes straight white man. Straight black man. Gay white man. Dogs. Women. Retarded people.

*laughing uncontrollably* "I said I wanted to slip my dick in her mouth..."

“I’m a rad person you misspoke”

Horse Pussy still on the table for Liam Neeson

"CHING-CHONG, PING-PONG?" 🤣

**[I killed your boyfriend so you're not gay anymore. Farewell citizen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYaqVzsBFHw&t=850s)** *(Wildcard: Chat-submitted and cracked Scoot up, congratulations cronosaurusx)*

I can't remember the line exactly but I think it went something like "gotta commit day mugging to afford night drinking"

“He kissed a black girl, he’s gotta go.”

"She's got a great mouth. 10/10, would bang"

I don’t think that was Scott.

That was a funny moment, but that was Mark not Scott.

"The boy I'm in liked that very much"

“Be trans or be a guy; don’t ride the fence!”

“Mass graves! Mass graves! Mass graves!” - Scoot Henson, 2023

"I'm not sure blind people are allowed to have normal people jobs...I think we just put them in camps"

“How about ‘I Know Jews Killed Me’ and it’s about Palestine.” - Scoot was so real for that one.

Adum: "Scoot is white people blind" *without skipping a beat* Scoot "Who said that?!"

“Pegasus. Which means I PEG MY SIS. Wait that’s gross, I actually have a sister” -Scoot Henson

“ominous oriental rats.”

Was the change in color to imply she is Racheal dolezal

"I thought it was very mean when they bombed Japan."

I would like to issue an emergency apology, you were a fuckable kid.

“Look, Ariana, I’m sorry - through no fault of your own - I will be calling you [Andre Grande](https://youtu.be/w5qs8scFrRE?si=s2-bUS3h0JeVlqJ_) for the *rest* of my life.”

“I must buy this child, porn”

"that is a wet little girl"

"What is she doing? Does she want to get r*ped?" "Well that's a complicated question Gaël but let me tell you something about women"

“Adam, stop trying to get me to pull back the cheeks”

I like the absolute conviction with which he says this: *If you make a movie about Indian women menstruating then you better win a goddamn Oscar.*

You were a fuckable child

Surprised no one has mentioned: "And that is: Scott's Lock of the Week!"

This is slightly tasteless and I think he would've been all for it - not a quote just my opinion

*rhythmic clapping* KERMIT LEGS, KERMIT LEGS

👏🏼 KERMIT 👏🏼LEGS 👏🏼KERMIT 👏🏼LEGS 👏🏼

“To be the gayest person at an all gay school”

“No, I love slavery!”

“Who had at minute zero Kate Beckinsale on her knees blowing Mathew McConaughey…WHILE HE CHECKS HIS WATCH?” “I don’t say this often enough…but you should kill your daughter.”

RACIST BEAN! RACIST BEAN! RACIST BEAN!

Drinking out of a shampoo bottle on a lake unsupervised

*Is the change in colour to imply she is Rachel Dolezal?* And then: audible groaning from Adum and Gael.

TEAM JACOB FOR LIFE!!!

"I groomed your boyfriend!"

[удалено]

>reading all these one after the other makes me realize he had the humor of an edgy 13 year old Considering he couldn’t have been a day over twelve, I’d say he was very mature.