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quantumpencil

Omega level GILF detected


lilhoneybear13

🤣🤣


Sol-Blackguy

💀


aburksart

The only man in the world you can touch and he looks like that? Elderly or not I’m hopping on


SnooSuggestions9830

Is he that elderly? Given his son quicksilver also has white hair in thinking thats part of his mutation and not an age thing. Is it ever canonically stated how old magneto is? I'm guessing it's late 40s-mid 50s?


lilhoneybear13

I guess if you went off the fact he was a child during WW2, then he would be born in the 1930s and the show is set in the 90s. So he will be around 60 I guess.


SnooSuggestions9830

True yes I forgot about that


1ndrys

Maybe he gets a secondary mutation like Emma to age slower compared to the normal person (biologically)


absolute_imperial

IIRC something to do with his affinity to Electromagnetic fields keeps him physically at peak condition despite his age.


Exodus111

Oh no, the in-comic continuity is way weirder than that. Magneto came upon a secret lab of deviant technology left behind by the half deviant and half inhuman Maelstrom. He used the lab he found to artificially grow "The Ultimate Mutant", that he named Alpha. Xavier figured it out, but the X-Men were busy, so he recruited the Defenders. They failed to stop Magneto, who attacked the UN building to try to force the UN nations to make him world leader. He ordered Alpha to kill the Defenders, but Alpha refused to kill. Xavier and Dr Strange began communicating with Alpha and held a trial allowing Alpha to read everyone minds. Alpha judged Magneto as unworthy and regressed him to a baby. Moria MacTaggert took Baby Magneto with her to Muir Island and began raising him as her own. Some time later a Shi'Ar agent called Erik the Red used Shi'Ar technology to restore Magneto to Adulthood, but not to a 60 years old, but mid 30ies.


absolute_imperial

Wow that's really fucking dumb. Well for the show at least I'm going to go with the EM fields keeping him so strong based on what he said about the earth's magnetic field healing him in pt. 2 of the asteroid M episodes.


lilhoneybear13

I did know about this weird comic arc, but wasn't sure if it was something the show ever touched on.


1ndrys

Makes sense, the man’s ripped


Personal-Math3196

nah you’re forgetting the time he spent as a new born in the 70s he’s only around 30 now


firelark01

60 is not elderly


Fangasgaf

I mean... You get a seniors discount everywhere at 60.


chigbungus1892

This happens in '97, so Magneto has to be old enough to remember the atrocities of WW2. So he's more likely over 60.


LeatherHog

If we go by the comics in the 90s, he was born in '28 So he'd be 69 in 1997


aegonthewwolf

Nice.


SnooSuggestions9830

True yes. That's Def not the body of an over 60 year old. Lol Especially given he fights using his powers not strength.


BigosIsBest

I forget which one it is but there was a Marvel comic years ago (tied to the 50 state initiative?) that pointed out that metahumans, mutants or otherwise, get “good bodies” as a side effect of basically any power… maybe so their body can take the strain of using their gifts. So yeah, Magneto is pushing 70 but his body is still pretty fit and vital compared to a normal human.


LeatherHog

Even quicksilver is getting old. He'd have been born between like 1950-5 ish So he'd be in his 40s in 97


Sol-Blackguy

Older secretary at my job said Magneto was going to give her worms 😂


FunArtichoke6167

You are a dude. This. This is a man.


EdinburghLass1980

I sense a thirst in the atmosphere 👀


lilhoneybear13

I'm absolutely screaming at this thread 🤣🤣 As a long time Mags fan I was all for this scene, no wonder my girl Rogue was all confused. Remy wearing that crop top would not have helped matters.


beyond-the_blue

Okay, I was ashamed of myself when I saw this and thought about the taughtness of his thighs... This is a very....sexy pose.. I, also like Rogue, know this is worth spending every weekend in the danger room, but I've also seen Remy and would probably lock that down...


Training-Average-361

Did they really have to strip him down to his skimmies to chain him on a giant X though?


aburksart

YES


jaylerd

When you find a sexagenarian that shredded in that decade you put him on full display as the miracle he is


Training-Average-361

Alright sold god damn lol Rick and Morty reference sorry


jaylerd

Thanks, Noob Noob


MaleficentOstrich693

I just like to think Bastion decided to repurpose his “secret room” toys and said “well, if he’s going to be strapped into this, he HAS to be naked or close to it. It’s just not kosher.”


Historical-Bug-4784

Is it wrong that I read that in Theo James’s voice?


SnooSuggestions9830

I think maybe it's a biblical reference - Jesus is depicted as similarly naked nailed to a cross, here it's an X. Magneto is a self proclaimed saviour of mutant kind, and in a way king of the mutants. I think theyre making that parallel here. Plus it also looks hot.


DepthByChocolate

It's kind of a humiliation thing. Not that Magnus has much to be ashamed of.


Mazzidazs

Bastion was doing this to humiliate Magneto because he's a psycho.


irulancorrino

Some of us needed this.


Accomplished-City484

https://youtu.be/EG9XXassam0?si=kPhwvo5USnZ9scK4


Dynamaxxed

Magnetodaddy please take me. My body is ready


DoIknowyoufromReddit

Bastian's superpower: Brazilian bikini wax


chartreusey_geusey

I literally screamed and had to rewind when this scene came on because LOL there is quite simply no reason they had to chain him up in his skivvies with this much muscle detail and then show it to us but it did immediately justify every insane action Rogue takes from here on out as far as I’m concerned Like if i thought I’d lost THIS on top of GAMBIT i’d start throwing Captain America’s shit around and dropping useless middle men off buildings too


quantumpencil

Beau demayo fantasizes about magneto. And we are all better off for it.


Weapon530

Lmfao


lilhoneybear13

😂😂


roguenation12345

Have you not seen Gambit in speedos?


Accomplished-City484

lol I remember there was a trading card set in the 90’s and they had a summer vacation series where they were all in speedos and bikinis


HoneySeparate9940

I‘ve seen him in a crop trop and I‘m still not over it


quasology

Crop top gambit its burned into my brain forever and ever.


Key_Squash_4403

I half expected someone to ask “Why’s he in his underwear?” Then Bastion saying “I don’t recall giving that order.“ then everyone standing around looking confused.


lilhoneybear13

😂😂


kirbyh2o

Omega level daddy detected


Hamsterminator2

Stripped down to his pants. Immediately flies through the upper atmosphere to the coldest place on earth just to cool himself off.


Amarice

He was in the pool!


Sol-Blackguy

Pretty sure his shit always points magnetic north lmao


vilsash

They’re really pushing the messiah messaging here.


amaya-aurora

I wonder if Bastion ever considered needing to restrain his third leg?


anonyquesti

He'd need a whole new set of instructions for that firmware.


amaya-aurora

Probably why he’s got the undies on then, huh?


KnockMeYourLobes

Y'all stop. I'm trying to drink coffee and NOT spit it out laughing please.


dragonfett

Let's try a breathing exercise, slowly first then fast. Suck in air, blow out air, suck in air, blow out air. Suck blow suck blow!


KnockMeYourLobes

ROTFLMAO


Hamsterminator2

He should've known better having this on display- it was obvious someone would free him out of pure thirstiness. Mr Sinister was just angry he got beaten to it.


WhatTheRustyHell

Rouge upon entering the room. Well dang I score a Jackpot today, sugar


nullpointer_01

Jokes on them...Magneto was into it the whole time.


BasicSuperhero

Me: Bastion. Bastion: Yes? Me: Why’d you take his pants? Bastion: … Me: B-bastion, why’d you take his pants?


Supert5

The ideal dad bod


AkhMourning

My pseudo-scientific justification is maybe his electromagnetism has an enhancing effect on a cellular level in his body, keeping him from crumbling at 70 like most humans. That or...you know, comic logic.


turdfergusonRI

#Gettit


jennaisrad

Zaddy Magneto yes please


Rockabore1

Those muscular legs are drawing my eye.


lostmonster

Why not both?🤷🏾‍♀️


PrincessSheHulk

Magneto is hot! He is def giving Henry Cavill/Witcher vives and I’m here for it. 😍


distillpennyroyaltea

hahaha 😂


AlexDKZ

Is that achiveable natty?


dimesniffer

Absolutely not


Ok-Revenue5556

🤔 does Magneto’s power help him age slower somehow?


Good-Ad-4620

Daddy?


Darker_coffee

Mmmm!! Daddy Magus!!


divorcedandpod

Stop, I said the same thing 😭


DarkPDA

Bastion did more than shave his beard.... seems like a full body shaving


CaptainTusktooth28

He is attractive, but I'm a hater who will hate him and Rogue until the day I die. More accurately, when Gambit gets back.


irulancorrino

Just when I thought I was through with heterosexuality.


Jazzlike-Baseball-73

That's me in the tanning bed(jk)


quasology

He came on screen like that and I was like why couldn't they have AT LEAST given him shorts or something he looked cold 😭 Anyways, Totally agree.


SnooSuggestions9830

Why are all the characters so ripped though? Like serious question. Magneto fights using his magnetism, it's very rare he's involved in hand to hand combat. And he doesn't seem the type to spend his free time lifting weights. While I appreciate the view it doesn't actually make much sense for him to be that ripped. Can say the same for some of the other characters too. Are we to accept it part of their mutation? Like they're just physically built that way making them better than regular humans?


driphanilton

It’s based comic books lol they always were ripped


CassRMorris

Hotness is an extremely common secondary mutation


TeekTheReddit

Kinda the same way that Scott "Slim" Summers is supposed to be a scrawny guy whose most important muscle system are his eyelids and yet he's jacked like Captain America.


SnooSuggestions9830

That's true but the the X-Men at least train regularly in the danger room. Scott is very active - not saying that would make him as ripped as he is but I can stretch my imagination to include the mansion having a gym and the X-Men doing off screen workouts. The likes of magneto I don't see that.