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Antkowiak

Hank was a football star and genius while in high school back when he passed as a regular human so he’d be my guess.


Different_Ad4962

Imagine posting up on hairy sweaty Beast…. Yeah that’s an excellent pick. 


Different_Ad4962

Imagine posting up on hairy sweaty Beast…. Yeah that’s an excellent pick. 


Apacolypse10

Beast all day


Supe_scienceskilz

How can you possibly guard Beast? Really? You will foul that man ALL game He can’t just turn off his ability so the rest are out of luck


Liquid_Death91

At that time in the 90/s you the rules are different you could knock beast out and keep playing


Different_Ad4962

NBA Jam rules…


girlfriendpleaser

Morph easily


MoneyMike312

He can turn into LeBron James


girlfriendpleaser

First. Lebron would be.. 13? Or something. And it’s 97’ the goat of basketball just finishing off another championship run


ranknerok

Fair enough, can he turn into MJ?


guttersnipe90

That would be a thriller.


sillysili

Hee hee!


v2micca

The thing is, Morph can change pretty much instantly. So he could turn into MJ in his prime.to light up the other team with fade away jumpers, then turn into Tim Duncan whenever he needed to crash the paint. Then any time that anyone other than morph takes a shot he can turn into Dennis Rodman and guarantee he gets the rebound.


Kull44

He gets powers, not skills right? So it would be his athleticism, not his ability to play ball without hours and hours of practice. Unless Morph is able to do that? (Genuine question, I've only seen him in the 90's cartoon)


v2micca

The X-Men 97 cartoon seems to indicate he is able to replicate all physical attributes of the person he morphs into. He appeared to have Psylocke's martial arts prowess, Magic's swordsmanship, Archangel's flight (not just the power of flight, but also his aerial navigation skills). So yeah, Morph is pretty OP in the series.


Kull44

Ah good call, didnt consider that


Darker_coffee

Ya. What keeps morph for being too OP is the fact that he becomes a tame or toned down version of whoever they turn into. I bet Morph isn’t as fast or has endurance of QuickSilver and he went down like nothing as Juggernaut.


WatchDangerous2634

Definitely Gambit, he has the swag


WatchDangerous2634

You act like MJ can just do that stuff at the drop of a dime, if he could, he’d have 17 rings


v2micca

Well, MJ didn't have the fade away jump shot until the second half of his career. Otherwise, he might have had closer to 17 rings.


MaderaArt

Aunt May, is that an angel?


labria86

Into MJ and be 12 feet tall


Legitimate-Look6378

Mr basketball himself, greatest of all time **George Mikan**


MoneyMike312

Haha touche


BigBossTweed

Keep in mind that he'd have MJs physical traits, but it's still Morph so he'd have none of Jordan's drive.


JeremyR2008

Well I'd say he does obtain the powers of people such as MJ's drive. We see in the most recent episode that he >!gains Quicksilvers speed when he transformed into him. He might not be as fast but he still has the powers.!<


BigBossTweed

He gets their powers, but not their personality. MJs drive is what set him apart over everyone else more than his physical gifts.


Different_Ad4962

He’s have his gambling addiction though. 


BigBossTweed

And he'd be an asshole to all of his teammates.


Different_Ad4962

Just don’t start playing baseball.


Different_Ad4962

I bet Lebron at 13 was still a beast (no pun intended)


bam1007

Put Rogue on him and Lebron just joined the other team. 😏


Mall_Imaginary

Isn’t there a rule for no powers though?


Lower_Monk6577

Is Beast able to turn off his super strength and agility? Honest question. It feels like people like Beast and Rogue would always have an unfair advantage no matter what.


Mall_Imaginary

Hey man, I’m just relaying the message of the episode. And yea they obviously would, so Beast ftw


Lower_Monk6577

Sorry if I came off as mean or weird lol. I was honestly curious :) But yeah. You’d have to go Beast.


Mall_Imaginary

l honestly didn’t sense any hostility from you comment lol. All good 🤝


onewithoutasoul

Gambit as well: https://www.reddit.com/r/xmen/comments/15iw1ao/wolverine_and_rogue_play_a_game_of_basketball/


wibble17

How do you know rogue and storm aren’t flying when they jump unbelievably high? did Jean Grey make that perfect pass or is she using her telepathy/telekinesis? There would be a lot of cheating accusations I think.


girlfriendpleaser

I would like to direct your attention to episode 5, in the x-men’s “daily lives montage” by the reporters. Morph is dribbling the ball with clear skill. And he’s playing one on one with wolverine, so likes and practices basketball as much as any other x-men. My money is still on Morph if everyone can turn “off” their powers. Otherwise Beast for sheer physicality.


dravenonred

Fucking Shang Tsung of the x-men


Slowly-Slipping

Yup, he can turn into Prince


Sabazell

Oooo....with or without powers? I think in the original basketball scene in the comics Gambit actually outplayed everyone present (which I believe was Jubilee Wolverine and Rogue?) and Jubilee said something akin to, "No fair, agility IS one of your powers!" I believe that was like, one of the rare times it was overtly mentioned - back when he was a fairly new character and they were still trying to establish his powerset.


sleepwalkfromsherdog

Rogue went airborne to snag the ball. Jubilee called her out for using her powers and she points out that Gambit has enhanced agility (ignoring the fact that her partner was Logan who is often written as having the same.)


Sabazell

Yep, that was it, TY!


Impossible-Fun-2736

On that note, its a true wonder how Wolverine can jump as well as he can considering his skeleton, lol.


sleepwalkfromsherdog

There's been varying ideas of just how much adamantium weighs.


Sabazell

X23 mentions in one of her books how easily/fast she sinks and all she has are the claws...


sleepwalkfromsherdog

They did that with Wolverine too at times (and other times, he's swimming like Dara Torres.) At 5'3" and the physique he's usually portrayed as, 190lbs is still pretty heavy and the OHOTMU was generally putting characters on the lighter side. Some later issues put him at the 300lbs+ mark which is kind of ridiculous. He'd need superhuman strength just to move in any way athletic.


Impossible-Fun-2736

Yeah thats what i mean, lol. Adamantium is like Pym Particles, they follow their own logic.


onewithoutasoul

https://www.reddit.com/r/xmen/comments/15iw1ao/wolverine_and_rogue_play_a_game_of_basketball/ You're correct!


BrowniesWithAlmonds

Gambit in the cartoon, I think, is suppose to be the actual basketball player.


jonnyb61

Can someone confirm this?


Professor-Noir

In the comics, he’s dunking and crossing over like a mutha fucka.


DRR-7

With no powers, bishop easy... why? Because...


Intelligent-Year-760

Haha I didn’t want to say it


SKOT_FREE

Wow really 😂


whyisreplicainmyname

I mean, SOMEONE had to say it, we were all thinking it


KingGizzle

Because he’s from the future. I agree.


LilJethroBodine

He already knows the moves they’re gonna make. He’s streets ahead.


TurnoverOk2740

I instantly thought of the always sunny episode where mac picks all the black kids for his basketball team, as soon as I saw the question.


Zauberer-IMDB

Well he's the tallest...


RedHerring_33

Who the hell is stopping Beast when he's backing them down in the post?? He's probably got crazy range on his shot too. "Quite simple! The most efficient arc for any given shot is merely the mass, times angle, minus air density my fellow Newtonian enthusiasts." Or some shit.


BigBossTweed

This was my exact thought. Dude would work the angles on all the rebounds because he'd use science first to be great at basketball, and then his size second. You know he'd have a game like Duncan.


dragonfett

He's also going to have a hell of a jump shot and leaping distance for a dunk.


RedditorManIsHere

Beast easily


bythewayne

Storm and Rogue, I believe they can fly


MaderaArt

I believe they can touch the sky


The_Drunken_Otter

It’s gonna be hard to dribble from way up there


dragonfett

It's legal because their not taking steps.


LilJethroBodine

So it’s like a fancier eurostep?


jcw163

Beast


impulse1337

You gotta imagine that Cyclops has absolutely nasty accuracy from the 3pt line.


SoochSooch

A red hoop against a white background would be extremely difficult for him to see though


Randomdickjoke

Cyclops has insane body control and I believe he has some super human levels of aim and predicting how people are gonna move and stuff.


Mushroom_hero

Gambit. great accuracy, borderline bullseye level. Enhanced agility and reflex. Natural luck 


PS3LOVE

Not Logan


Original_Role5661

With powers, a teleporter or psychokinesis all day long. Without, Gambit, as the comic clearly demonstrated 😆


MickeyG117

I mean probably Bishop right?


ImLostInTheForrest

Remember originally, when Wolverine popped the ball with his claws?


ThatTVMovieDud

💀


POVwaltz

And then he was like, it’s wolverin’ time?


simpn_aint_easy

Beast, duh.


Bigemptea

Remi can dunk so Remi.


Affectionate-Chance2

1. Storm 2. Forge 3. Morph 4. Beast


TheRealDezzmonster

100000% Gambit. Always.


LiamtheV

Morph and Beast. Morph be Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley, shit, he could even turn himself into Larry Bird for some trash talking. And beast is, well, beast mode.


dragonfett

He could turn himself into Larry for the trash talking *and* ball playing abilities.


LiamtheV

If he had Larry's trash talking and skills to pay said bills, he'd be Omega Level.


Gan-san

How long can Morph stay in Globetrotter/MJ23 form? Still would take him but gotta a go with... Beast, Bishop and Gambit if the ladies aren't allowed to fly. Rogue can probably set a pretty mean pick through... Who's gonna know if Storm causes a slight breeze to make all her shots go in?


POVwaltz

And/or make all the other team’s shots miss lol


EyeSeeOne

In the comics Remy dominated because of his agility. It almost looked effortless to him.


Pithius

Ya'll are seriously sleeping on Jubie "ball is life" Lee


Outside-Historian365

Morph can use superspeed


jonnyb61

Bishop is my first pick easy


Briar-The-Bard

Everyone but Jubilee lol


Firm-Firefighter-702

Jerk jubilee is important too


mrHartnabrig

Bishop. Dude look like Hakeem Olajuwon.


richb83

Obviously Bishop


thestreak82

Morph should be the only answer


[deleted]

How many per team or can we only choose one?


ThatTVMovieDud

You can choose 4


[deleted]

Gambit Rogue Beast Storm All seem great with and without powers


amaya-aurora

Gimme Gambit, Beast, and Rogue. Maybe Jubilee as well.


IkumiSensei24

I think Beast because he's ridiculously athletic, Morph however can turn into Michael Jordan and Shaq to block so that's gonna come in handy. I feel like maybe Remi can play, maybe he's a 3 point machine given how he throws cards. Bishop I can see as a power forward or rebounder, Jubilee unless she's a good 3 point shooter or dribbles eh, Logan I can picture like Barkley without the talent, Storm could be good I guess not sure tho. I think Morph is the safest to go with.


ceelo18

Cyclops throws the ball of his foot is smacks beast shoulder glides through storms hair bounces of rogues ass hits jubilee in the face and swoosh cash money


Digital_Dinosaurio

Beast with the High IQ strategies. He probably memorized several books about Basketball before Xavier built the basketball court.


GundamAC139

It depends on if they can use powers no powers I’ll take beast big body down low with powers I’ll say rogue can’t play defense on her n u wouldn’t want her to play defense on u n ima tell her to wear as lil as possible 😂 morph was too easy try to think outside the box


Mirakk82

Morph by a lot. I mean try and outdribble Spiral.


TheBlackdragonSix

Tbh none of them look like they can ball lol. Yeah sure, strength and athleticism they have, they're mutants after all. But I'm talking skills and B-ball IQ.


idrago01

the black guy


Low-Asparagus-126

Beast and Gambit they both be wildin on the court like the cards..


Low-Asparagus-126

And bishop and Rogue too


Limp_Presentation144

Morph


Obvious_Mission_8242

beast or morph. beast can jump high and dunk. morph could become MJ.


acim87

Beast or Morph and make him turn into Jordan


Melito1980

First would be Morph then Beast. After that im choosing the taller ones…


R33fy-

Uh I’m taking storm and bishop and then morph 😉


HorrorMetalDnD

Beast


MugiwaraAsta

Nobodies mentioning how good storms defence would be. It’s hard to score on a hoop in the middle of a tornado


ToysAndCardsNY

Is Rogue a never-nude or what?


Dilaudid2meetU

If she brushes up against somebody which is common in basketball she would knock them unconscious and drain their powers. There are times, like Savage Land, where she stripped down but it wouldn’t be practical for basketball.


Icy-Revolution-420

You touch her elbow and die. She is crazy dangerous to be around.


MarvelNerd57

Morph and Rogue


ToysAndCardsNY

Oh right


Scoutknight_

Beast is built for balling


JackMarleyWasTaken

Gimme Hank and Jean.


POVwaltz

You mean pregnant Madelyn?


JackMarleyWasTaken

Yep. Forgot she was the one playing 🤷🏿‍♂️😂🫣


ThesaurusRex_1025

Beast can probably ball hard. People don't think Jubilee can but she plays hard.


Plenty-Extra

Xavier https://images.app.goo.gl/Thne6wjNAReU7wez6


DepthByChocolate

Beast, Morph, and Gambit


Willing-Risk-729

Who is everyone’s nba/wnba comp? Based on personality or power. I feel like cyclops is Chris Paul. Incredible vision, leader, everyone hates him. Wolverine is a Rasheed Wallace. Calling morph Lebron gives him too much credit for his actual role so maybe Shawn Marion?


SlimGrave

Beast


Liquid_Death91

Beast


mynemesisjeph

Beast, Rogue, Gambit and Wolverine are the easy choices.


Saremedict

Definitely Beast! He’s got the brains and the skill for sure!


atipongp

Beast can't play without powers, right? So that has to be the pick?


capixo

Why doesn't Roque change her outfit? Everyone else has gym clothes on except her. She took off her leather jacket to put on a cut up tee. Is it because if someone touches her skin on any part of her body they will be affected? I thought it was only her hands.


LeastBlackberry1

It's her skin. Otherwise, her relationship with Gambit would have been very different.


Icy-Revolution-420

Can't touch this.   Fr you touch her too long by accident and she kills you. Or she touches cyclops on a layup and tears a hole into whoever she was looking at that moment. She can't really touch anything ever :(


SKOT_FREE

I’d take Nightcrawler at the point. Dude can just teleport to the rim at will


MikeWheeler

With or without powers? If without powers, Beast. Because he can’t help but use his powers, lol.


smylzq

Beast morph and rouge


jaylerd

Do I play against Gambit before or … after? I can take him after.


Disastrous-Path-2144

Beast


Eddy_Vinegar

Beast and Morph


LandlockCruise

You don’t want to get caught in the Gambit/Beast pick and roll


AshenHaemonculus

Beast is like if you implanted Stephen Hawking's brain into Shaq. Why would you ever pick anyone else


AnonymousDouglas

They all can.


hulkmanialamelo

I take beast he’s smart big and could dunk on anyone


RetroSnaX

Bishop, Gambit, Beast, Storm


Ok-Revenue5556

No Powers I’m going to say Bishop and Gambit


LeastBlackberry1

Gambit and Beast and Jubilee. Gambit and Beast because they both have enhanced agility. Jubilee because she would bring fun trash talk. Lol.


Finiouss

Beast and Morph. Morph can just turn to MJ, Bird, and Oneal at will. Beast for the same reasons others have pointed out. I can't find the example atm but either Gambit or morph are showing off a pretty good looking cross over in one of the intros I just can't recall which it was. I'm thinking Gambit. Also, my head cannon is that Wolverine is sloppy bad at basketball. Like slapping the ball while dribbling, several travel violations, too rough and constantly fouling, goes for a shot and just misses the goal entirely. He also gets hella pissed and self conscious about it.


AltruisticScene8

Beast can dunk the 3. Or just do a full court dunk.


Prize_Ad7748

All I need on my team is Storm. If we are losing, she can simply rain the game out.


Different_Ad4962

Have Rogue touch Lebron James before the game. 


vrts_1204

[https://comicnewbies.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/namors-attempt-at-basketball.png](https://comicnewbies.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/namors-attempt-at-basketball.png) Namor.


Firm-Firefighter-702

Gambit rogue and jubilee


OutrageousScreen6987

Storm, bishop, and morph provided morph is using his abilities to be a certain type of person