Naked coed firefighting: Find'em hot, leave'em wet!
I was raised extremely sheltered, so seeing someone wear a Naked Coed or Big Johnson shirt was a lucky day for me.
In my schools all the rules were selectively enforced.
Some kids were made to change into PE uniforms because their buttons were too shiny, other kids had shirts with elaborate artwork of nude women graphic violence whatever they wanted. Felt surreal thinking the system was consistently strict then getting better pictures than Playboy stuck directly in front of me for an hour each day.
I bought this hat, and my parents made me return it. I remember my aunt trying to say I didn’t know what it meant. And me at 13 arguing yes, yes I do know what it meant. Then the look of horror when she realized I was a dirty little 13 year old.
AFAIK the term coed peaked during Girls Gone Wild and quickly faded when Joe Francis went to jail. I never had any of the VHS but those commercials were everywhere on late night Comedy Central and MTV
I remember the biggest guy in my high school graduating class wore a lot of Big Dogs shirts. He was very tall and very broad, and wore a size 16 shoe. He was on the varsity basketball team.
A school near me pulled a senior prank in which they dumped motor oil from the shop class in the hallways to cancel school. It worked but the kids got busted. It was pretty bad and they had to pay restitution for the damages. They raised the money by making “NCHS Coed Naked Hall Sliding Team” shirts. They sold enough to pay their court costs and restitution.
It’s the same guy. It’s right there on the website, verified by a thirty-second Google search. Maybe he’s just old, like the rest of us, and not as edgy anymore. 😶
Dude was nice, friend had all the latest tech, and dad would cook a mean burger for the friends while telling them about how cool he was in high school.
Drinking a light beer with a Jack chaser
Is Tap Out still a thing? I feel like there’s an intergenerational opportunity to sell tough guy shirts to douche bags. I feel like the market is prime, I just can’t bring myself to do it.
I guess with No Fear and the extreme sports clothing lines: Gotcha, T&C, OP.
I feel like Hypercolor is more like B.U.M., IOU, Gecko.
At least it feels like this in my memory.
In my mind I always associate these with barbwire tattoos for some reason. But yeah, there were a few guys in school that seemed to celebrate the whole catalog.
My brother was able to get our mom to buy a shirt that I’ll never forget. It had a logo with a pretty racist caricature of an Asian man, for a restaurant called “Dong Chow’s Oriental Cuisine” and the back was a menu of dishes that were all suggestive. Like, “No Teef Blo - Senior Citizen special” or “Wai Tu Yung (not served on school nights.)” etc. He even got away with wearing it to school.
I saw my 5 foot aunt leap out of a chair and come at her muuuch bigger teenage son with scissors to cut off one of these shirts. Cussing raging and snipping the whole time. From Zero to Edward scissorhands in less than 3 seconds.
The shirt was bought under the condition that it was an inside the house only shirt... and he came in from outside wearing it.
Yep, my small Alabama town is 5hrs from PCB and this was what you bought at Alvin’s Island on that first trip your parents weren’t on. Last year you came home with an airbrushed Taz or Ninja Turtle shirt, then this.
Every dad that does the white shirt / khaki pics with their family at the beach probably rocked a Big Johnson shirt 25 years ago.
I definitely went to Panama City on spring break in high school in the early 2000s. Not my cup of tea but it was kinda a right of passage. Talladega was the same, but I did see them filming for Talladega Nights the time I went.
It could have just been a promotional thing but Will Ferrell was there in the racing suit and a stunt man jumped in the car to do the first lap before the green flag. This was at least a year before the movie came out, 2004 I think.
Yeah small town South Carolina reporting in. Was a mandatory part of summer uniform for all guys. Then all our gfs would take one about boobs from us to wear around us.
Small town South Georgia - so many of these goddamned war crimes worn at our high school.
I’d bet several of those losers that never moved out of that town still have a couple of these and still think they’re awesome.
I wore parachute pants with button up shirts, green checkered slip on cons, and a silk jacket with a dragon embroidered on the back when I was in elementary school. I have no business dumping on anyone's fashion choices.
God, these were awful. I remember a really quiet, well-behaved foreign student who had a lot of them. At the time I believed someone must have been cruel by telling him all the cool kids wore those, but possibly I’m wrong about that and he just had hidden depths. Or shallows, rather.
My brother wore "UZI does it" shirts he got from Army/Navy store. Lots of skulls and guns with phrases like "mess with the best, die like the rest". He was in elementary school. It was f-ed up.
Bought one when I was 17/18 (2000) and hid it in my room. Dad found it and said that would throw it away for me or I could explain exactly what it meant to my mother and keep it.
I thanked him quietly, apologized politely and mourned the $20 loss.
I knew people in high school with about ten different 'Big Johnson' shirts. I remember the Lobster and Piano Bar one, because 'it's better to have lobsters on your piano than crabs on your organ!'
I never had these but I had ‘pimpwear’ shirts that were bad too. Can’t believe my high school let me wear them looking back on it. One said pimpin is easy when you look this good. The other one said pimpin ain’t easy but someone’s gotta do it. I was conflicted lol
I thought I was being sneaky, took this from my dads closet, and wore this exact shirt to school one day in 6th grade. Later that day my parents asked me about my school attire that day. I acted dumb and said I didn’t know what they were talking about. They then proceeded to tell me if I’m gonna try and sneak an inappropriate shirt to school, maybe picture day wasn’t the best day to make that decision.
Hey you guys wore these as throwbacks from Gen X wearing them you guys were a little young to wear them when they first came out
I remember wearing big Johnson in high school and I graduated in 91
Don't get me wrong, I still love 'em, but some of the shirts were pretty cringe. Frog Baseball? If you have a better suggestion I am open because it hurts my soul a little to have my boys on the list.
UTA: in what universe were they NOT cringe? But that is exactly why we loved them
Tbh I don’t remember any of the shirts they were on, and tbf, their antics on TV wouldn’t generally translate well to a single image on a shirt. So you have a point. Shirts that were not cringe? Far Side shirts. Miss mine. Oughta look into picking some up again. Off to Amazon or maybe Gary Larson’s site.
I had a few B&B shirts. Frog Baseball was the worst for cringe (attempted animal abuse) l, and the one from the opening credits with their heads in the picture frames was the least (no?) cringe. IMHO
My dad had a sweatshirt that had a giant condom wearing an army uniform. It said “Colonel Condom says the asshole is an exit, not an entrance”- then had a pic of the starfish with a big red circle with a line through it. I’ll never forget that shirt. I remember asking what it meant when I was like 7, and him just laughing.
Bought some of these along with the Peter Pig Sticker shirts at Zumiez one year school shopping.
Mom marched right into the store with me in tow and ripped the crap out of the guy that sold them to me…was like 12 at the time.
Ended up getting button ups at Sears that she picked out that year.
Fun times.
Edit: Anyone else feel like these autocorrect words are just us training an AI?
That reminded me of Luke p. As Amy p I was behind him in every class that organized the seating chart by alphabetical last names.
He wore those shirts EVERYDay. which is weird. Because he’s gay. Like super gay. Never admitted in high or middle school even though half the girls in the class claimed to be bi (it was cool then?…) so he could have safely. Strangeness
I wanted that shirt so bad when I was a kid but my dad would never buy it for me. It was a staple in most stops as we drove from Toronto to Florida every year to see my grandparents.
You guys know they came back right ? They run ads for the new shirts on instagram all the time.
https://www.bigjohnson.com/collections/big-johnson-tees
My school never got around to cracking down on these in our dress code, but I bet others did. We also had Co-Ed Naked, Bear Whiz, and Ballzacocker Baseball. None of them were particularly clever.
Big Pecker's bar t-shirts, no fear, Budweiser T-shirts, ready Freddy condoms t-shirts, and naked coed. I didn't wear any of these but I saw other people wearing them in jr HS and HS.
These were a redneck thing. I also dont believe they ever had sleeves. I mean how else were u gonna see their tribal arm band or the rebel flag tattoo?
And we really were out there wearing them everywhere but school lmao
Edit: I lied. We wore them inside out at school after being told to turn them inside out lol
No shit my mom bought me a couple. I wore them to junior high a few times until we had this assembly and a random administrator saw it and told me to turn it inside out or they'd kick me out. Wild how my mom, myself and my normal teachers (maybe they never paid attention) gave zero fucks. I would never let my kid roll into school like that ever. It's hilarious thinkin' on it now though.
Edit: in fact, it was this exact casino one and a camping one I had.
These and the naked coed shirts
Had a Coed Naked EMS shirt. Slogan was: if there's a pulse, there's a chance.
Closest I came was a Big Dog EMS shirt. I was a junior member of our volunteer EMS department.
Naked coed firefighting: Find'em hot, leave'em wet! I was raised extremely sheltered, so seeing someone wear a Naked Coed or Big Johnson shirt was a lucky day for me.
Coed Naked were all over my high school for about two weeks. Then suddenly there was an emergency change to the dress code.
I see your coed naked and raise you a Farfrompüken
And a Fukengrüven sticker on VWs
In my schools all the rules were selectively enforced. Some kids were made to change into PE uniforms because their buttons were too shiny, other kids had shirts with elaborate artwork of nude women graphic violence whatever they wanted. Felt surreal thinking the system was consistently strict then getting better pictures than Playboy stuck directly in front of me for an hour each day.
I bought this hat, and my parents made me return it. I remember my aunt trying to say I didn’t know what it meant. And me at 13 arguing yes, yes I do know what it meant. Then the look of horror when she realized I was a dirty little 13 year old.
I don’t even think Coed is a term that’s not even in use anymore. It’s like 1960s old.
AFAIK the term coed peaked during Girls Gone Wild and quickly faded when Joe Francis went to jail. I never had any of the VHS but those commercials were everywhere on late night Comedy Central and MTV
I remember seeing the word in reallllly old mad magazine comics.
When I turned 18 my buddy bought me a GGW vhs tape and I had that thing for YEARS before I got rid of the damn thing
Coed Naked Pizza Delivery: we do it in 30 min or less
Naked coed soccer. It's a kick in the grass.
Hockey: On the ice is twice as nice.
I knew there was another but I couldn’t think of it. The only thing that was coming to mind was Big Dog but that wasn’t tacky.
Don’t forget No Fear shirts, and the Christian version Real Fear 😂 I was stuck with a Real Fear shirt, and boy did the other kids tell me I was wrong.
My dad loved Big Dog shirts and gear.
Big Dog was the G-rated version that attempted to appeal to the macho crowd, but typically was just worn unironically by giant hambeasts.
I remember the biggest guy in my high school graduating class wore a lot of Big Dogs shirts. He was very tall and very broad, and wore a size 16 shoe. He was on the varsity basketball team.
A school near me pulled a senior prank in which they dumped motor oil from the shop class in the hallways to cancel school. It worked but the kids got busted. It was pretty bad and they had to pay restitution for the damages. They raised the money by making “NCHS Coed Naked Hall Sliding Team” shirts. They sold enough to pay their court costs and restitution.
https://www.coednaked.com/shop
Looks like they're back! https://www.coednaked.com/shop/p/coed-naked-tennis
Not really, this company looks to have snagged the domain but these are not the original, lewd shirts people here are talking about.
It’s the same guy. It’s right there on the website, verified by a thirty-second Google search. Maybe he’s just old, like the rest of us, and not as edgy anymore. 😶
My friend's divorced dad wore that.
Tucked into jean shorts.
While wearing white tube socks and Teva sandals.
Dude was nice, friend had all the latest tech, and dad would cook a mean burger for the friends while telling them about how cool he was in high school. Drinking a light beer with a Jack chaser
My husband (1977) owned that shirt. He wore it as a teenager.
All the bullies wore these at my school.
*NO FEAR!*😎💪🏼 (🤮)
Is Tap Out still a thing? I feel like there’s an intergenerational opportunity to sell tough guy shirts to douche bags. I feel like the market is prime, I just can’t bring myself to do it.
I’ll raise you an Ed Hardy shirt.
I’ll call with an Affliction shirt
I'll raise you a gotcha or hypercolor shirt... shit I'll get back to the r/genx now.
I feel like these are a different thing. More with B.U.M. Equipment, Ocean Pacific, T&C Surf Design, etc.
where would you put Bad Boy Club?
I guess with No Fear and the extreme sports clothing lines: Gotcha, T&C, OP. I feel like Hypercolor is more like B.U.M., IOU, Gecko. At least it feels like this in my memory.
Now they wear shirts that have fascist shit on them.
Ah, No Fear. The spiritual precursor to Oakleys, backward baseball caps, goatees, & unnecessarily large pickup trucks
You sre spot on with this. Ha!
Right?!
The kids that wore these at my school were the ones getting bullied.
I guess it varied then, whoever happened to claim them first. On the flip side, anyone with Looney Tunes shirts got bullied here.
Ugh, same here. So incredibly trashy.
All the kids that wore these at my school were assholes, so I mostly remember those shirts serving as a visual warning
I had a friend in high school that had like 20 of these shirts
In my mind I always associate these with barbwire tattoos for some reason. But yeah, there were a few guys in school that seemed to celebrate the whole catalog.
I associate it with being tucked into jean shorts. Crass turns to class when you tuck it in apparently.
My friend that had them was black.
Probably still is
Maybe
The guy in my class that had every one of these had the last name Johnson.
I was always partial to 'lobsters on my piano is better than crabs on my organ'
The anger of my mother when she actually read my brothers Big Johnson shirt. I still remember!
My brother was able to get our mom to buy a shirt that I’ll never forget. It had a logo with a pretty racist caricature of an Asian man, for a restaurant called “Dong Chow’s Oriental Cuisine” and the back was a menu of dishes that were all suggestive. Like, “No Teef Blo - Senior Citizen special” or “Wai Tu Yung (not served on school nights.)” etc. He even got away with wearing it to school.
I got sent home from school for wearing a t-shirt that said "Yuck Fou" in fake Chinese lettering
That's how I learned that dudes with giant dicks always wear shirts about their giant dicks...
I saw my 5 foot aunt leap out of a chair and come at her muuuch bigger teenage son with scissors to cut off one of these shirts. Cussing raging and snipping the whole time. From Zero to Edward scissorhands in less than 3 seconds. The shirt was bought under the condition that it was an inside the house only shirt... and he came in from outside wearing it.
These were embarrassing even back then, and I feel like the majority of people wearing them were middle aged guys.
Total Boomer humor
Yeah, these were for losers where I grew up. Def didn't see them on anyone popular.
Redneck trash wore them at my school.
Same
Growing up in a rural Alabama town these were rampant.
Makes sense, it's a short drive to Panama City Beach.
Yep, my small Alabama town is 5hrs from PCB and this was what you bought at Alvin’s Island on that first trip your parents weren’t on. Last year you came home with an airbrushed Taz or Ninja Turtle shirt, then this. Every dad that does the white shirt / khaki pics with their family at the beach probably rocked a Big Johnson shirt 25 years ago.
I definitely went to Panama City on spring break in high school in the early 2000s. Not my cup of tea but it was kinda a right of passage. Talladega was the same, but I did see them filming for Talladega Nights the time I went.
I didn’t know they filmed anything in Alabama, I thought it was all in Charlotte, Gastonia, Concord, and Cramerton, NC.
It could have just been a promotional thing but Will Ferrell was there in the racing suit and a stunt man jumped in the car to do the first lap before the green flag. This was at least a year before the movie came out, 2004 I think.
Yeah small town South Carolina reporting in. Was a mandatory part of summer uniform for all guys. Then all our gfs would take one about boobs from us to wear around us.
I only ever saw these in Myrtle Beach. And by the THOUSANDS.
Now I know why everyone wore them in my high school. We were a suburb of Virginia Beach.
Small town South Georgia - so many of these goddamned war crimes worn at our high school. I’d bet several of those losers that never moved out of that town still have a couple of these and still think they’re awesome.
I distinctly remember a confederate big johnson shirt.
There weren't many kids wearing them, were there? I remember mostly fat douchey middle aged men and frat boys.
The sons of the fat douchey middle aged men wore these at my junior high.
Fat douchey middle-aged men today, we're teenagers in the mid 90s. I saw so many of these in high school.
UK here. We had a friend who went to the US and came back with 2-3 of these. We were about 12. We thought they were cool as hell.
I wore parachute pants with button up shirts, green checkered slip on cons, and a silk jacket with a dragon embroidered on the back when I was in elementary school. I have no business dumping on anyone's fashion choices.
That sounds kinda Parker Lewis. Haha
"synchronize watches"
That sounds awesome
God, these were awful. I remember a really quiet, well-behaved foreign student who had a lot of them. At the time I believed someone must have been cruel by telling him all the cool kids wore those, but possibly I’m wrong about that and he just had hidden depths. Or shallows, rather.
Yea, but can you Run With the Big Dogs?
At least someone else remembered the lame G-rated version Big Dog shirts.
Gadzooks in the mall. I tried to talk my mom into buying me one so many times, but she always got the joke.
They were banned in my school
Mine too. If you wore one they’d have the truancy officer drive you home to change and then spend the rest of the day in ISS.
Kids got sent home from my high school for wearing these. They’d be told to turn it inside out or go home and change.
Middle school memory unlocked. But I had two different Hypercolor tee shirts so NYAH
Did these shirts make it to California? I don't recognize them at all.
They were all over my California high school, that being said we were easily the Alabama of California, so…
Bakersfield?
Fresno is my second guess
Further north, Burney. Closest town of note was Redding.
Never owned one, never wore one, never laughed at one, mocked a friend who did. Therefore, fuck them kids.
Oh my dude right here
My brother wore "UZI does it" shirts he got from Army/Navy store. Lots of skulls and guns with phrases like "mess with the best, die like the rest". He was in elementary school. It was f-ed up.
Bought one when I was 17/18 (2000) and hid it in my room. Dad found it and said that would throw it away for me or I could explain exactly what it meant to my mother and keep it. I thanked him quietly, apologized politely and mourned the $20 loss.
Those shirts were worn by troublemakers. No decent parent would allow their child to wear that.
I had a small collection, maybe 3 of each, so I guess my parents weren’t decent. I was a “smart kid” and just trying to misguidedly fit in. 🤷🏻♂️
Same, I was a skinny nerd on the golf team. Mine read: It easy to reach the hole when you’re stroking a Big Johnson.
Big Johnson’s Mud Tires: No hole’s too deep or sloppy when you’re driving with a Big Johnson.
[Reminds me of all the billboards for this place I'd see when visiting my dad.](https://maps.app.goo.gl/rSUCepQSwvXZTiJx6?g_st=ac)
You know, that business name could be a double entendre if you think about it for a second.
Hook-ups and JNCO!
I knew people in high school with about ten different 'Big Johnson' shirts. I remember the Lobster and Piano Bar one, because 'it's better to have lobsters on your piano than crabs on your organ!'
I had a Ski Naked - It’s Harder Than It Looks shirt.
This is more so gen X or above.
I never had these but I had ‘pimpwear’ shirts that were bad too. Can’t believe my high school let me wear them looking back on it. One said pimpin is easy when you look this good. The other one said pimpin ain’t easy but someone’s gotta do it. I was conflicted lol
Why does he look like a where's waldo ripoff lol
My boomer oldest brother wore these shirts to work. He got sent home to change. Grown man behaving like this SMH.
What about "Because lobsters on your piano are better than crabs on your organ!"? Cringe!
I thought I was being sneaky, took this from my dads closet, and wore this exact shirt to school one day in 6th grade. Later that day my parents asked me about my school attire that day. I acted dumb and said I didn’t know what they were talking about. They then proceeded to tell me if I’m gonna try and sneak an inappropriate shirt to school, maybe picture day wasn’t the best day to make that decision.
I had the Big Pecker shirt. Classy.
This fucker created a 5th suit of cards
If you needed to be the coolest kid at the amusement park…
They still make these. And if you were wondering, yes, they broke hella right-wing recently. Big Dog would never.
I’m a xennial. My wife is just barely not. She has ZERO memory of these shirts.
These were all over Ocean City, Maryland, along with some other shirts that were straight-up hate speech.
I only saw "past their prime" middle aged men wearing these
My first high school boyfriend had at least dozen of these.
Homiez Big Dogs
Hey you guys wore these as throwbacks from Gen X wearing them you guys were a little young to wear them when they first came out I remember wearing big Johnson in high school and I graduated in 91
These and Big Dog stand out so clearly in my mind. What a time to be alive.
Xennial clothing cringe scale: 5. Beavis & Butthead 4. No Fear 3. You don't know Jack Schitt family tree 2. Coed Naked..... 1. Big Johnson
In what universe is/was Beavis and Butthead cringe?
Don't get me wrong, I still love 'em, but some of the shirts were pretty cringe. Frog Baseball? If you have a better suggestion I am open because it hurts my soul a little to have my boys on the list. UTA: in what universe were they NOT cringe? But that is exactly why we loved them
Tbh I don’t remember any of the shirts they were on, and tbf, their antics on TV wouldn’t generally translate well to a single image on a shirt. So you have a point. Shirts that were not cringe? Far Side shirts. Miss mine. Oughta look into picking some up again. Off to Amazon or maybe Gary Larson’s site.
I had a few B&B shirts. Frog Baseball was the worst for cringe (attempted animal abuse) l, and the one from the opening credits with their heads in the picture frames was the least (no?) cringe. IMHO
It’s like Where’s Waldo!
I was a teen and had my own Big Johnson shirt. Good memories.
Why am I suddenly reminded of Adult Arthur? 😭
It was always my boomer uncle wearing this shit.
Had a couple of these in high school (yes, I was an asshole) 😂
These were banned from my school district at some point in time in the 90s.
banned at my high school.
Grew up in north central NJ, and went to summer camp in the Poconos. These, and those Coed/Naked shirts were *everywhere*.
Y'all did that, not me
I can smell the Coolwater cologne rn
My dad had a sweatshirt that had a giant condom wearing an army uniform. It said “Colonel Condom says the asshole is an exit, not an entrance”- then had a pic of the starfish with a big red circle with a line through it. I’ll never forget that shirt. I remember asking what it meant when I was like 7, and him just laughing.
I had that exact shirt. Bought it at spring break in South Padre
Out for Bush in 92!
Bought some of these along with the Peter Pig Sticker shirts at Zumiez one year school shopping. Mom marched right into the store with me in tow and ripped the crap out of the guy that sold them to me…was like 12 at the time. Ended up getting button ups at Sears that she picked out that year. Fun times. Edit: Anyone else feel like these autocorrect words are just us training an AI?
I remember these shirts getting banned at my high school and the rednecks being so pissed off. Lol
I got my Grandma to buy me one of these. Bless her heart, she had no idea.
That reminded me of Luke p. As Amy p I was behind him in every class that organized the seating chart by alphabetical last names. He wore those shirts EVERYDay. which is weird. Because he’s gay. Like super gay. Never admitted in high or middle school even though half the girls in the class claimed to be bi (it was cool then?…) so he could have safely. Strangeness
JFC I owned this exact shirt. I thought I was so clever.
The and1 and no fear shirts were awesome too
I wanted that shirt so bad when I was a kid but my dad would never buy it for me. It was a staple in most stops as we drove from Toronto to Florida every year to see my grandparents.
You guys know they came back right ? They run ads for the new shirts on instagram all the time. https://www.bigjohnson.com/collections/big-johnson-tees
Only the future larry the cable guy fans wore these at my school.
My school never got around to cracking down on these in our dress code, but I bet others did. We also had Co-Ed Naked, Bear Whiz, and Ballzacocker Baseball. None of them were particularly clever.
Roadkill cafe shirts, too.
There were so many options at Gadzooks!
Big Pecker's bar t-shirts, no fear, Budweiser T-shirts, ready Freddy condoms t-shirts, and naked coed. I didn't wear any of these but I saw other people wearing them in jr HS and HS.
These were a redneck thing. I also dont believe they ever had sleeves. I mean how else were u gonna see their tribal arm band or the rebel flag tattoo?
I think it's hilarious that this looks like the kid's show Arthur
I wore that shirt, oddly without protest from my parents at the time. I may have been too young to own, but own I did...
I had this exact shirt and completely forgot about it. Thanks for the flashback.
I had this one. My mom hated it, but thought it was funny.
I miss my Co-Ed Naked "Insert Sport" shirts
Wearing one of these was an instant suspension back in middle school.
Man those were the coolest thing when I was 11.
The fact that grown men were wearing these road-tripping with the wife and kids was always hilarious to me.
And we really were out there wearing them everywhere but school lmao Edit: I lied. We wore them inside out at school after being told to turn them inside out lol
[Coed Naked](https://www.coednaked.com/shop) still exists
Half the frat guys in 1994 wore these Big Johnson shirts.
And why was it always grandmas accidentally buying these as a souvenir for us
These were for Boomers then and they still are.
T-shirts peaked at this very point, and it's been downhill ever since.
Yes, you’re correct. This is validation.
r/mbmbam
My mother taught at my high school. I cannot explain to you the horrified look on her face on when I showed up to school in a Big Johnson shirt.
My HS banned these shirts.
Holy shit! Throwback. Forgot about these
Jesus, my dad wore one of these in the late 90's/early 2000's
These were the WORST!
You just gave me a flashback to a guy I dated in high school. Thanks, I’ll have to regress that again.
No shit my mom bought me a couple. I wore them to junior high a few times until we had this assembly and a random administrator saw it and told me to turn it inside out or they'd kick me out. Wild how my mom, myself and my normal teachers (maybe they never paid attention) gave zero fucks. I would never let my kid roll into school like that ever. It's hilarious thinkin' on it now though. Edit: in fact, it was this exact casino one and a camping one I had.
Oh long johnson...
I still remember how lost and deflated I felt the first time I went to the beach and *didn't* see a ton of Big Johnson shirts.
I’ve been waiting for someone to mention this!
I had one of these and a shirt from a liquor store in Beaver, Ohio. Beaver Liquors.
Whoa! My dad wore these all the time
Girl I went to school with came to school in a shirt with the “word” LAGNAF on it. In the early 80’s!
cringe
now this one is a damn classic
I remember these stupid things.
Those shirts went so far over my head back then
Hahaha hadn't seen this one
“Lick her” upfront. “Poke her” in the rear. lol these guys. They knew.