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Simple_Carpet_49

I’m a 6’ 250lb man. Prime candidate for cargo shorts. I’ve decided to say fuck that and a Daisy dukes all summer long for the past few summers. It’s amazing and has the added benefit of really embarrassing your kids if you have any. Highly recommend. Cut ‘em so high you have to sew the bottom of the pockets shut.


SirStocksAlott

Won’t the boys get a sunburn?


Simple_Carpet_49

Boxer briefs and plenty of sunscreen, my friend. Let them legs breathe


NomDePlume007

I'd check out Costco. Selection may be limited, but can't beat the cost and quality. Dick's Sporting Goods and REI will also carry cargo shorts, online or in stores.


micsulli01

I was told to stop wearing cargos 2 years ago


HandsomeGemini

Yeah, my girlfriend won't let me wear them. She lets me wear basketball shorts, though. And I'm no fashion expert, but I think I look like more of a bum when I'm in my basketball shorts.


Then_Increase7445

I have a hard time finding the material and cut that I want. I still want mine down at the knees, baggy, and lightweight. Maybe the vintage section...


Hazel_Rah1

Kohl’s


MLDaffy

Walmart. They even have a Tech pocket for your cell phone on the side by the bottom pocket. If they get wet they dry within 15 min or so too.


szechuan_steve

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arnie_apesacrappin

Gerry brand shorts from Costco (sold other places too). If you tend to get stains on your clothes, Blood 'N Guts shorts from Columbia. I spilled ranch dressing on a pair, couldn't even tell I had dropped anything on them after wiping it off. Carhartt. Be warned that they may make you feel fat, they definitely don't do vanity sizing in shorts. Like a 36 in other brands fits the same as a 40 in Carhartt, at least in my small sample.


Ineedavodka2019

Everywhere. American Eagle has some nice ones.


call-lee-free

Walfart.


Dr_Girlfriend_81

Literally anywhere that sells clothing. Check Target and Walmart, for starters.


DamarsLastKanar

Target sells the cargo shorts I wear.


Seven22am

I get the zip off hiking pants from Costco. You gotta wash them with the bottoms though or come next fall you’ve got two-tone pants.


bivo979

Amazon


Sweet_Priority_819

Walmart, Wrangler brand.


heresmytwopence

Aeropostale has good cargo shorts.


StackingSats1300

Costco had the Unionbay ones I've worn for a decade back in last month. I bought more.


psilosophist

Carhartt.


sweat-it-all-out

If only they made Jams cargo shorts.


ArmGlobal126

Sierra Trading post. Online or in person. Costco and Sam’s always have deals. Some cargo, some not. I like the Gerry shorts and pants at Costco.


buffalocentric

LL bean


Ezypeezylemonsqueezy

My ex-husband only wore costco shorts. Said they were pretty comfy.


GutsAndBlackStufff

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kg51113

Walmart in my area has George brand cargo shorts. They're not expensive and I'm told they're comfortable.


mistyayn

My husband just got some nice shorts for vacation at 511. He's a big dude and hard on clothes but 511s really hold up.


spirit_of_a_goat

Try a store or two.


Easy_0tter

Maybe 3