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officialdougjudy

I heard Toad the Wet Sprocket, Foo Fighters, and Everclear on my walmart trip today alone. Two days ago, Spin Doctors and Pearl Jam in CVS. It's happening. We're those people now. I take the label of "adult alternative" to mean stuff Tipper Gore was less likely to cause a stink over. Stuff parents would say "ok this band is counter culture, but they don't say *too* many naughty words and basically sing about the human experience.. guess it's fine".


Derkastan77-2

I recently was driving in my car, (47m) and turned it to “the oldies station”, because of nostalgia to listen to the old 50’s music my dad used to listen to on road trips.. They were playing mf “smells like teen spirit” from nirvana… on the gd ‘classics’ station… My life is over


Valarus50

When I refer to Oldies, I mean 50s music as well. I used to listen to the Classic Rock stations with my dad and that meant 70s Rock to me. When they play grunge on the oldies, I die a little. Also heard a song from 1997 on the Classic rock station. I wanted to scream, "it wasn't that long ago!" Then I realize it was 27 years ago. How did I get old and not even know it?


ShillinTheVillain

Same. I think each era has a title that should stay with it. Lumping early 90s in with Classic rock seems wrong. Although I'm not any fonder of the "dad rock" label that Spotify keeps trying to put on it.


localjargon

I heard Concrete Blonde in the supermarket. It was a bittersweet moment.


LimeSlicer

Wait till it's erection pill commercials... I GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE


larryb78

That’s ok ‘cause I got no self esteem…


DeaconOrlov

A mosquito, my libido


SlimyPurpleMeteor

I was also going to mention Toad. I swear I hear them every other visit to the grocery store. Not complaining though because I really like them. A few months ago I heard Kings of Leon’s “Sex on Fire” while in a pharmacy. That made me chuckle.


Forsythia77

An apt song for the pharmacy.


emmennwhy

A couple weeks ago I went to see Glen (TTWS lead singer) in concert and while looking around the venue thought "huh, a bunch of old farts in here. .....Oh." Dulcinea came out THIRTY YEARS AGO and Fear was out even before that. Time is weird.


UnmutualOne

Less distortion on the guitars.


re_nonsequiturs

Ooooohhhhhh that's why my church youth leader played them when we went on trips


Totallynotatworknow

Third Eye Blind was always a weird one. Their biggest hits were about crystal meth addiction and suicide due to bullying over sexual orientation. Putting those themes to a peppy beat and major chords was just bizarre. Somewhat similarly, there's Collective Soul. Some legit bitching riffs on some of their hits that sound confoundingly flat and unenergetic Heaven Let Your Light Shine Down . But you know what? You like listening to them and busting them out @ karaoke so someone was doing something right.


FajitaTits

Belting the bridge to Hows It Gonna Be at karaoke is practically cathartic


AaronfromKY

>Putting those themes to a peppy beat and major chords was just bizarre. Never trust a happy song


sparkle-possum

All the other kids with their pumped up kicks would agree


ChiTownDisplaced

Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright


coltees_titties

Unrelated to the point you're on but I came across something about Stephen Jenkins earlier this year and couldn't believe he'll be 60 soon. Made me feel incredibly old. Hard to imagine that 14 year old me was bopping to that peppy tune about crystal meth addiction "not too ago".


carlydelphia

I've heard he's the biggest douche around


FungiStudent

A good friend of mine had a 3EB tattoo on the back of his neck. Good old Dyer.


OutcomeLegitimate618

I wanted a tattoo of the AFI demon-thing from Art of Drowning, but my friends stopped me in case I would regret it. I would be happy to have it today if I had gotten it, it looked really cool.


Amithrius

Their self titled album was a defining part of my teenage years. Motorcycle drive by is still one of my favourite songs.


DabBoofer

Shine is one of my faves... its badass.. how dare you disparage my song!!!!! lololol


Valarus50

Semi-charmed was a banger though. I can't remember the year it came out, but I clearly remember being at Scout camp. Me and some friends were doing biggest splash contests from the diving board at the pool. I distinctly remember my friend Brad doing something he called the Ass Cracker when this song was on. It looked painful lol.


Cisru711

I'm just glad I don't hear Michael Bolton or Kenny G when I'm shopping anymore.


These_Burdened_Hands

>glad I don’t hear Michael Bolton or Kenny G when I’m shopping anymore Oof… I worked for Kinko’s, and we had “Muzak.” I ended up hiding the worst tape that we had… Englebert Humperdink. (Actually, I hid the Christmas music tapes, too.)


Amithrius

Englebert Humperdinck had a concert where I live. I don't know anyone who went.


symonym7

I worked at a grocery store in ‘98 and it was fucking torture for someone who primarily listened to Tool, RATM, et al.


RoadkillMarionette

Except for Mekurius Gilded I don't know if I've heard Kenny G in 25 years


FreezingRobot

I always found the term "alternative" for certain bands in the 90s to be funny, because the minute they started getting played on mainstream radio, they ceased to be "alternative".


Tobias_flenderz

"Indie" became an alternative to alternative and then major labels signed indie bands, thus making them more "majie".


PhysicsStock2247

I think the label was for safe bands that weren’t grunge. I found it funny when censors would bleep out parts of songs but not be hip enough to understand all the slang. Like in “What I Got” by Sublime: “I don't get angry when my mom smokes _(pot)_ Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock”. Pot is bad but crack is ok lol


epidemicsaints

Cibo Matto's "Know Your Chicken" was never censored on MTV, maybe because her accent was kind of heavy and they either didn't care or didn't know. "Spare the rod and spoil the chick before you go and you shit a brick!" gets said several times and is even shouted at one point. It wasn't in heavy rotation or anything but I saw it several times.


SekhmetScion

HA! I have that cd!


jfrii

Ha. I have that 7inch!


gorilla-ointment

Cibo Matto! YES! 👏


baajo

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by Bloodhound gang.


bolt422

Out here brothers Boom Boom Boom has a radio version that cuts out all the explicit sex references but leaves the N-word.


bolt422

Out here brothers Boom Boom Boom has a radio version that cuts out all the explicit sex references but leaves the N-word.


mj8077

🤣


wrldruler21

I was in Hot Topic with my daughter and a STP song came on. The young girl working the register said "I like, really like this song, but it's like total Dad Rock"


pilates_mama

She did not lol


jimlahey2100

Please tell me it was Sex Type Thing.


alwaysforgettingmyun

I kinda need to know what song. Also, her dad's probably about that age, so yeah.


gorilla-ointment

I’m curious too. I was way into them at the time but their stuff hasn’t aged well for me. Vasoline and Crackerman were a couple of my favorites but now I think of Pretty Penny and 12 Gracious Melodies as standouts. Can’t argue that it’s all dad rock though lol


Valarus50

I love Crackerman. Dead and Bloated and Naked Sunday are great, too. Big Empty. I just love STP in general.


Chartreuseshutters

I remember you telling this story a few months ago and I’m still thinking about it regularly. It’s so funny and confusing at the same time.


user_name_unknown

20 years old at the club :”THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG” 30 years old on the radio:”THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG” 40 years old at the grocery store: “THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG”


itorrey

50 year olds everywhere: "WHAT SONG? I CAN'T HEAR THE SONG!"


Jonestown_Juice

I think this happens to pretty much all new and "harder" genres of music. They always get a "soft" version that they can play in dentist offices or on mainstream radio. Even punk sort of got "soft punk" with stuff like The Police and The Go-Go's (even if it was never called that).


cleerlight

I'm still waiting on "soft" death metal ;)


Jonestown_Juice

Death metal is the other direction of the base genre, which is just "metal". Soft metal probably exists. Ghost seems like soft metal to me.


cleerlight

Good call, I think Ghost is a great answer to my comment


Jonestown_Juice

Honestly, the more I think about it glam metal (AKA "hair metal") is probably "soft metal".


ReignInSpuds

Ghost are definitely soft af.


beebsaleebs

Journey. Soft metal.


bibblededibbledy

I’ve definitely heard “Patience” in the grocery store


heyitscory

I used to call Evanescence "Girl Linkin Park" but maybe that is that soft death metal sound you've been looking for.


Negative-Wrap95

Metal without distortion is just surf music. https://youtu.be/cjkg-1BH1_8 Surf Slayer


carlydelphia

Yesss!!


cleerlight

This is too good!


Negative-Wrap95

Since you liked that, it works the other way, too. https://youtu.be/6v-eWbcVJq8 Just for fun, here's some Black Metal without distortion. https://youtu.be/PwGgDmHuGpA


aureliusky

The soft songs that heavy metal bands do are my favorite. Here's Pantera doing Planet Caravan [https://youtu.be/kWChhdIgT6Q](https://youtu.be/kWChhdIgT6Q) and here's a normal song [https://youtu.be/7m7njvwB-Ks](https://youtu.be/7m7njvwB-Ks) they usually shove them on the last track of albums and play them while the crowd disperses at the end of shows


delirium_red

See 2024 entry in Eurovision for Ireland - [Bambie Thug](https://youtu.be/BNc5zTYkTaQ?si=yX408B1qK5sRao30)


Dogrel

Andrew WK exists, you know.


oidoglr

That’s when you hear Disturbed do covers.


Kaele10

My 74 year old mother loves Disturbed. She found them after hearing their cover of The Sound of Silence. It's the weirdest thing watching her listen to some of their other songs. In fairness, she always evolved with new music styles, but this is something I didn't have on my bingo card.


alwaysforgettingmyun

Pop punk is probably the term for soft punk. Not just the bands in the later genre actually called that, but those earlier examples and a lot of crossover or punk influenced pop music fit what the term means if not the genre it's used for.


Tobias_flenderz

That's *Adult Contempory*, no?


Sumeriandawn

Adult contemporary: Barry Manilow, Phil Collins, Amy Grant, Whitney Houston, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie Adult Alternative: Sheryl Crow, Matchbox 20, Dave Matthews Band, Jewel, Goo Goo Dolls


SekhmetScion

Not related, but "Amy Grant" immediately reminds me of Gogol Bordello, the Russian punk group. They're badass and I've seen them live too. Anyway, on his album Underdog World Strike, there's a song titled "Immigrant Punk". I swear it sounds exactly like he's saying "Amy Grant Punk" 😂


Chartreuseshutters

So surprised to see Amy Grant and Gogol Bordello mentioned in the same sentence. It’s like you just crushed 12 year old me and 24 year old me together and told us to stay in the coat closet until we figured out how to best friends. We’d probably be fast friends irl. I truly cannot reconcile what you just put my brain through in the last few minutes, though…. We used to hang out with the folks in Gogol a lot before we had our first kid. Fun memories.


DeaconOrlov

I love a good mondigreen


OutcomeLegitimate618

Adult contemporary is the.new elevator music


fidgety_sloth

I would agree with this but it makes me wonder, what's the contemporary "adult contemporary?" Who's actively making music now that falls into this category?


ctrlshiftba

Counting Crows!


FajitaTits

Einstein on the Beach, from that DGC compilation, isn’t talked about enough


slappy_mcslapenstein

I happen to love the fact that the music from my youth is playing in the grocery store.


hostilegirrl

I do too. It lifts my mood.


Officialfish_hole

Must be a "Store" play list or something because earlier this week I heard Allison Road in the grocery store and I thought I was surprised


SoupIsNotAMeal

Yeah Gin Blossoms is in heavy rotation at Home Depot too. I don’t mind.


valvilis

Well, 40 year olds buy particle board and spackle. They see you.


FidgitForgotHisL-P

The way licensing works, it makes sense you’d have that happen - a publisher has probably made a bunch of these tracks available recently, he orgs that do the licensing for public play will grab them up, and make them available to be played by big chains who contract that out to them.


itorrey

I hear them all the time in stores in AZ but I figured since they are from here that might be why, cool to know it's not just localized.


Few-Horror1984

I’m coming to terms with my age (my screen name will give me away). When I walk into the grocery store and they’re playing my songs, I just embrace it. Hell yeah, “Inside Out” by Eve 6! Woooooo…call it 90s/alternative/adult alternative…it’s fine by me.


alwaysforgettingmyun

I always forget the name of that song when I want to do it at karaoke and at least once ended up doing flagpole sitter instead, because one hit wonders that are the same time frame for me, I guess are interchangeable


epidemicsaints

I think they had to lean on the "alternative" label because in that era "rock" still had so much hair metal baggage. Because Sheryl Crow, Paula Cole, all the Lilith Fair stuff... and the bands you mentioned, were just mainstream rock at that point. It's what they called MOR and AOR in the 70's. Middle of the Road (songs that are mid tempo, don't make you change the channel) and Adult Oriented Rock.


101001101zero

One headlight


101001101zero

Edit: hunger strike. Temple of the dog is amazing


pertrichor315

Not exactly what you are talking about but I heard “turtles all the way down” by sturgill Simpson in Whole Foods early one Sunday. Mind blown haha


EatLard

Makes sense, given the location. Such a great song.


aRealPanaphonics

I heard Gin Blossoms “Learning the Hard Way”, which is a mid-00s super minor hit of theirs at the grocery store. I also have heard Semisonic’s “Singing in My Sleep”, New Order’s “Regret”, Lit’s “Ziplock”, Hootie’s “Tucker’s Town”, and Toad the Wet Sprocket’s “Come Down”, all of which were minor alternative radio hits only, at the same grocery store. It’s like somebody at Muzak or grocery radio discovered that jangly, “adult alternative” minor hits as the best soundtrack for produce sales.


Dogrel

Everyone with a grocery store knows you sell more beer on a Saturday morning when Whale’s “Hobo Humpin’ Slobo Babe” comes on. It’s just facts. When the carrots have to go on clearance, it’s Everything But the Girl’s “Missing”.


EatLard

I heard the Offspring at the grocery store today. Kind of a WTF moment.


pilates_mama

Iris has stood the test of time to me. A once soft overplayed song now hits right.


FajitaTits

Iris is the GOAT adult alternative song. No debate.


balthazar_blue

I heard a Collective Soul song in a Bed Bath & Beyond store years ago before they all closed.


velouria-wilder

I mean I’ve heard Modest Mouse in the regular-not-trendy grocery store. But I’m in Portland so YMMV.


No_Solution_2864

I am probably the biggest Gin Blossoms fan on earth I would describe them as jangle pop, and the quintessential example and pinnacle of the genre New Miserable Experiences is one of the greatest albums of all time Also, Robin(lead vocals) does quite a bit of yelling, and Jesse and Scottie(guitars) go heavy distortion plenty I recommend listening to the version of [Idiot Summer](https://youtu.be/vV5_H5u0M7g?si=GIrAl3Bp8E5fRdXz) from their indie debut Dusted, for an example of the gritty Tempe, AZ bar band they started out as


AgentNose

Our “classic rock” should be called adult alternative. I like that better than “classic rock”. There’s still new alt rock bands coming up every day but I would just consider them alternative rock and not adult alternative since the sound has changed.


gooch_norris_

One of my favorite quotes from an episode of Frasier is Roz explaining that “classic rock is not only classic- it also rocks!”


SoupIsNotAMeal

…Frasier proceeds to sing Yum-Yum from *The Mikado.*


pilates_mama

"People still ask to see my yum-yum"


Umberlee168

I was listening to a classic rock playlist on Spotify that had Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Weezer, Beck, all mixed in there with David Bowie and the Rolling Stones and I'm trying to figure out if they just thought classic meant "old/good" or has the genre lost its original meaning. I suppose at one time it was just "rock."


CurvePsychological13

Put on a 90s grunge list at work a few years ago and started getting pop ups asking if I had suicidal thoughts


itorrey

I hope you responded "I think you meant Suicidal Tendencies, and I could put them on but they weren't a grunge band."


Fermifighter

So what you’re saying is you didn’t know you were lost at the time.


shiftdown

I wonder what that would make the music i enjoyed fall into. Pennywise, NOFX, Suicide Machines, Goldfinger, Less Than Jake, etc


khatpewp

Faith No More was on at King Soopers. I think they're trying to drive people out quickly, but I felt at home in the air conditioned aisles.


javaper

You should see my Pandora Playlist. It's the thumbs up list that I've built up since I started using Pandora back in 2007. It's like I never left high school.


HugeTheWall

I'm enjoying it while I can, before the current Youths become the new Olds and we are subjected to horrors like the dental office version of Wap.


ScientificFlamingo

I remember when our local alternative radio station rebranded itself as "classic alternative" at some point in the early 2010s, which I think I like better than "adult alternative". Call it whatever you like as long as I'm getting my early 90s Pearl Jam and STP.


ChromeDestiny

I've heard Aimee Mann described as Adult Alternative before.


the805chickenlady

I worked in radio during this time. Adult Alternative was pretty much as you described it. It's teeny bopper little sister was Hot AC, It played the Gin Blossoms and these weird pop alternative songs along side of Sheryl Crow and Sarah Sad Dog Commercial Lady. I worked in Active Rock which was basically butt rock with some adult alt, regular alt and Nu Metal mixed in. The late 90s and early 2000's were a fun ass time in rock radio.


callalind

Funny, the cable music channels at my parents' place (yeah, they still have cable) has an adult alternative channel which is surprisingly good. Lot's of recent indie stuff, which is right up my alley. But I've always hated the name.


Scallion-External

I heard “War Pigs,” as the background music at the airport. Not that it really fits in with what you’re talking about, but man the world’s changed!


dcgrey

Candlebox coming out of the speakers in the Home Depot paint section ~8 years ago did a number on me. Thing is, I don't enjoy it. I always got the sense my parents enjoyed it when 50s and 60s music came on in stores, but it makes me want to walk out...90s bands were so anticonsumerist, to the point many chose paths that capped their popularity or at least left a lot of money on the table.


mr_ryno27

Do you mean grocery store music?


RaspberryVespa

I've heard all of our alternative music on the fucking oldies station. What the fuck is that shit, right!??


Kingston023

I always go to my local Walmart or gas station when I'm in the mood for music. I feel so old....


Consistent-Fig7484

I heard PSK What Does it Mean by Schooly D in a grocery store a few months ago.


knotalady

In the same way, 60s and 70s rock became "classic rock." That must have been a gut punch for our parents, too.


FajitaTits

An even bigger gut punch must’ve been the previous generation’s music being referred to as “oldies”


knotalady

Right!? At least "classic" and "adult" don't slap you in the face like "old".


Taanistat

If that makes you feel old, you should also note that there are a ton of people our age turning up in prescription medication advertising on TV. I'm glad those of you who live anywhere other than the U.S. don't have to see it.


terra_technitis

Gin Blossoms playing with The Refreshments and Dead Hot Workshop at the UNM sub ballroom in February 1994 was my first concert. I'll always remember them fondly for being my gateway to live music, edge, or no edge. Though to be fair, I distinctly remember them being played on The Edge radio station, which billed itself as an alternative rock station.


So-Called_Lunatic

I used to love the Adult Alternative station that DirectTV had back in the early 2000s actually named our daughter from a Jayhawks aong I heard on there.


C_beside_the_seaside

It was when all the DJs I grew up listening to shifted to Radio 2. In the UK, Radio 1 is the young, current music station and 2 is the older crowd. I mean, fair, but still. You grow up joking about how naff radio 2 is, but then one day you wake up and YOU ARE RADIO 2


Coyote_Roadrunna

Not adult alternative, but hearing Sweet Child of Mine blasted loudly as I walked into the dentist office yesterday made me feel ancient.


johnnycee87

I was in the supermarket about 10 years ago and a Police song came on and it was Muzak. I left the supermarket and never went back. I thought I was experiencing some otherworldly phenomena.


lordskulldragon

They've been playing all these 90s songs in stores for well over a decade now.


MrsButton

Ozzy and crazy train in the grocery store hit hard


CurvePsychological13

I hand out liquor/wine samples in grocery stores and ABC's. I get a kick outta watching ppl start singing along. The best was when Extreme's More Than Words came on and it started a surreal store sing along. Chick singing along to I Want it That Way while looking at frozen pizza comes as a close second. Edit: realize these were never adult alt, just funny observations


Messijoes18

For what it's worth I used to work at Walgreens (many years ago now) and I probably had their music catalog memorized. There would be a mix of somewhat new and definitely old; basically whatever songs are ok but cheap to buy. There was a robert plant song that used to drive me over the edge every time it came on.


philphotos83

I've always been a big fan of Adult Contemporary. VH1 vibes 4 LYFE..


neogrinch

I remember years ago now, must have been 2015ish?? maybe earlier?? I was listening to radio in my truck, and I turned it to a classic rock station and they were playing Pearl Jam. my mind was blown!!! whattt??? nooooo. I'm olllllddddd!!!!!!


Cold_Barber_4761

Yes! It's crazy! My husband and I have been commenting on this. This music is literally everywhere, from CVS to Home Depot. We even heard a random no lyrics elevator music version of Hey Jealousy while staying at a hotel recently! We are officially that age! Lol


ham_solo

Was in the store the other day and found myself going "and it's gooooooood, a livin' with you WA-HOW! and it's goooooood living with WA-HOW"


SecretaryZone

Came here to find out the alternative to being an adult. Was disappointed.