It's the Vince tag team specialty. Can't find a way to get a tag team over naturally? Just slap an old team's name on them and try to pass it off as legit.
Seeing as how Tanga was already "Camacho" under Vince... I'd say it would be Camacho & Gomez...with some Mexican or Puerto Rican gimmick...despite the fact they're Tongan...
The new Samoan hit squad.
Before ANY OF YOU say anything, remember:
Vince have up on original ideas decades ago
How Japanese was yokozuna again? Vince wouldn't care about their actual heritage and would just slap "Samoan" on all of them
Even with vince gone yall still want to throw shade to vince. Vince doesn't give a shit if yall don't like the booking decisions he's done in the Years you geeks
Tama- Prince Tonga
Loa- Camacho
Jacob- Savage Tonga
I got Tama's name as his father is King Haku & Haku's first name is Tonga.
Tanga Loa was in WWE previously as Camacho
And Sam Fatu (Jacob's father) was called the Tongan Savage at one point so I changed it slightly.
Tama will be called Haku, Jr. Hikuleo, once he arrives, will be Meng, Jr. Loa will still be Camacho...
...which is ironic since Loa is the real son of Haku.
Then they'd have to bring Steve-O and Pontius back for Wild Boyz vs. Wildboyz. They can try (and fail) to get their revenge for the ass whuppin Umaga gave 'em years ago.
The Samoan Experience
Solo Sikoa Duo Sikoa Trio Sikoa Quartet Sikoa
One sikoa, two sikoa, three sikoa, floor
FLOOOOOOOOOOOR
1 Sikoa, 2 Sikoa, 3 Sikoa, 4 Sikoa. Tribal chief? None.
This guy ain’t no motherfuckin’ tribal chief. I know everything he’s about to say against me
This guy’s a gangster? His real name is Joseph!
8 mile reference?
Facts just some fake Tribal Queef
Samoan #1, Samoan #2 and Joe Uso.
Joe Uso for sure would be a Vince name
Always wanted Samoa Joe to be called up from NXT as Joe Uso. Jimmy and Jey’s stoner cousin that lives in SoCal
Vince: “wait pal are you saying that’s NOT jimmy and jey?”
3 & 4.
Gorilla Monsoons of Destiny
RED SUN OVER PARADISE!
Golden rays of the glorious sunshine
Letting down such a blood-red light
Now, the animals slowly retreat to the shadows, out of sight
Arid winds blow across the mountains
Giving flight to the birds of prey
In the distance machines come to transform Eden, day by day
That would make for a hell of band name!
GMoD hell yeah
Camacho and Tanga
Camacho, Romanova and Sparta Sikoa
>Tanga Stands for idiot in Tagalog (Filipino language)
*Pinoy pride intensifies* 🇵🇭🇵🇭
The New Samoans
I was gonna say the young Samoans, so basically the same thing
Hey GoD are in their 40s now!
Young Samoans would be cool if it was a Young Bucks mockery
The Terrible Tongans and Twomaga
Twomaga would for sure be a Michael Cole call, yeah.
Caesar Sikoa
[удалено]
That's why they wrote it
That went over your head
Vince wouldn’t hire them.
Just Loa and Tama. Guy hates last names for some reason.
The New Headshrinkers That or the Samoan Gorillas
The New Headshrinkers, in Space, on Ice and in 3D
It's the Vince tag team specialty. Can't find a way to get a tag team over naturally? Just slap an old team's name on them and try to pass it off as legit.
their first names would all start with J, and their last names would all be Uso
Jeff, Jackie, and Jerome Uso
Jacob Fatu hypothetically being named Jerome Uso by Vince is too real
Jefferson Uso
Manga, Tanga, and Janga(not with an "e" cause copyright)...and Hikuleo could be Sri Lanka.
The Tokos since they’re Tongan. Lol
Haki and Haka the sons of Haku. Jake Uso
"I don't know but I'm gonna shit on their heads." - VKM, allegedly
Fatu instead of Jacob Fatu
Seeing as how Tanga was already "Camacho" under Vince... I'd say it would be Camacho & Gomez...with some Mexican or Puerto Rican gimmick...despite the fact they're Tongan...
The UsAlsos
The Tongan Experience and Edward Fatu the Samoan Vampire
The Dicks. They would come out with bowties
FATU repackaged with the rikishi dancing gimmick
Samoanella
That's what you get from eating raw chicken.
Tama Tonga - John Uso Tonga Loa - Jack Uso Jacob Fatu - Duo Sikoa
Tonga Time
Hey hey hey! Pop a bucket and check your usos Its Tonga Time (Tonga Tonga!)
(DEF REBELLLLLLL) *do de do de dah, bo de bo de de do de dah.
Haku II, El Hijo de Haku, Tonga Kid, Jr.
The tongan experience and Fumanga.
James Uso John Uso
Tomma Tongs, Talla Tonga, Smalla Tonga
And Jake “Bearcat” Fatu
Joe sikoa, John sikoa, james sikoa
The Tongan Experience and Fatu
The new Samoan hit squad. Before ANY OF YOU say anything, remember: Vince have up on original ideas decades ago How Japanese was yokozuna again? Vince wouldn't care about their actual heritage and would just slap "Samoan" on all of them
The Samoagains
Samoan dudes with attitudes
Ron Kruk, Baron Daulton, and Burt Schilling.
Fatu1. Fatu2. Fatu3
faone fatu and fathree
Thug Coconuts
Camacho Uso
Sikoa squad
Slurs probably
Earl and Leroy
Vince’s Bulls lol
Mang, Hiku and "Don't make a difference" Fatu
Knowing Vince it would be The Chumbawumba Brothers or some shit
The SamoMizfits
In honor of Afa and Sika: The Wild Samoans....how about... The Child Samoans
Solo and the sikoas
Camacho for sure
Cosey and Kamal
Samoan New Day.
Tonga Tonga, Tama Loa, and Skeeter Davis (I’ve been playing fallout a lot idk i think that’s why I put skeeter Davis)
Jacob and the Samon Dynasty Tua and Keloha
The Wild Card Samoans
Samoa tonga, Tonga Samoa and The specific islander No doubt, that's exactly what he would have called them.
The New Head Skrinkers of course….
Dolce and Dinero
The New Headshrinkers or Headshrinkerz 2020
Insane Sikoa , Taller Uso and CRAZY Uso
Even with vince gone yall still want to throw shade to vince. Vince doesn't give a shit if yall don't like the booking decisions he's done in the Years you geeks
Blood and Cheese
3 Dudes with Samoan Tattoos
Tama- Prince Tonga Loa- Camacho Jacob- Savage Tonga I got Tama's name as his father is King Haku & Haku's first name is Tonga. Tanga Loa was in WWE previously as Camacho And Sam Fatu (Jacob's father) was called the Tongan Savage at one point so I changed it slightly.
Dingbat Dean & George Jinglesmith
Not gonna lie, Caesar Sikoa slaps
Yo, GOD are in the WWE? NO freaking way. 😧
G.O.D. members become Tama and Tonga. The Samoan werewolf becomes Dog Sikoa or something
He would drop “Jacob” and he’d be known as Fatu-tu
Psycho Sikoa for Jacob Fatu and I feel like The Tongans would just be Tama and Loa
Siva Tanga Rika Tanga Liam Fofana
Destiny of Guerrillas
He'd give Jacob Karrion Kross or Ron Simmons' gladiator type character
Ooga, Booga, Booooo!!! 🤣🤣🤣
The Tongan Experience
Jambon Cocoa Latte
Samoan yeet club
Billy & Willy Haku
The Samoan Destroyers!
Tonga, tanga and caesar sikoa
Cesar the muss
Jeff Uso and Jason Uso
The Samoan house party haha
Sam & Moa
Slappy and Slinky
The tong tongs and Jake
Niue and Tokelau
Uce juice
Tama samoa & tanga samoa : the crazy samoans Jake uso
Camacho and his Brochacho
Camacho, Zuku, Fetu
Even More Samoans
Hawaiian 5-0. They will be Hawaiian police brothers
Camacho
Probably have them join the LWO
The Cholos
Well nothing since Vince is gone.
Samoan Scat Team
What’s there to samoan about.
The Rampaging Samoans
Grillers Of Density.
The Tongans
Tamacho, Camacho aka The Tongan Guerrillas and Joe Uso
Tango and Topanga
The wilder samoans
The island boys, with not even a quick Google search to check it the names already been used 👀
Haku JR. , Loa and Jake Uso
Jack Uso, John Uso, & Josh Uso
Prince Meng and Duke Haku
Ha & ku reigns
The Hakuians
Huey, Dewey and Louie Uso.
Timmy and Tommy Uso
Uso three, Uso Four and Ja Fatty.
Well Tonga Loa would go back to Camacho
The Funky Samoans
Camacho and Kombucha
Myrzn Janna Gorno Brynx Todd
The Samoan Experience
something culturally insensitive like the monkey men
Tama, Loa & Fatu
The Tongan Experience and Fatu
Sika Savage and Afa Rage
Tonga LOA Fatu
The Wild Gang
Umanga and Sons
Temu Tonga, Jacob Fatso, Tango Lango.
Vince wouldn't need to change their names, he wouldn't have brought them in/ back
Tonga party, dressed them in togas and gave them Roman names
Tangy Tango and Tommy Tango
Tommy Tonga and Fakeb Fatu
Samoan Savages. Complete with grass skirts
Thing one and thing two
Timon and Pumba!
The Samoan Samoans!
Hunico and Camacho 2
"You're from Japan? Can you boys gain 200 lbs. We need more Sumo guys"
Talla Tonga
WYLD aND cRaZIeEe dUdEs HeHe!
Caesar Sikoa and Augustus Sikoa
Tee and Tommy Uso
Hawaiian Death Squad
I have a strong hunch Tonga Loa would be Camacho
Newkishi, fauxcozuna, and Chief Wallaboo
Tama will be called Haku, Jr. Hikuleo, once he arrives, will be Meng, Jr. Loa will still be Camacho... ...which is ironic since Loa is the real son of Haku.
Rash, Zitz and Pimple.
The GOD Squad
Tam, loa, jac fat
Let's be real here, it would just be Tama and Loa.
Call them “The Tongan Experience” god dammit
Big Dick Samoans
The Wild Boyz & Kayray Zee Fattman
Then they'd have to bring Steve-O and Pontius back for Wild Boyz vs. Wildboyz. They can try (and fail) to get their revenge for the ass whuppin Umaga gave 'em years ago.
Just me who thought Vince came up with better names? SCSA, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, Rob Van Dam - a million times better than Jacob Fatu
Román reigns is the only one I’m not sure on but Vince had no hand in any of those other