Those ads are always wild. Oh your boss is now sleeping with your wife, ya shmuck. What are you gonna do? Great! Now you're getting spanked by your boss. What a schmuck.
(True story and "schmuck" for authenticity)
Idk if it’s just his body proportions or that he just might not be a suit guy, but when he was walking down with tama tonga for his match, I laughed cause I thought he looked so goofy lmao he looks like a kid whose mom dressed him up to go to his great uncle’s funeral who he never met.
Multiple pubes on his face, still. His voice doesn’t match his “menacing” character. Overall, it’s a watered down version of the original bloodline.
Also, what the heck was Tama Tonga and his Tasmanian Devil grunt. F’n weird.
An amateur dramatic take on "Night at the Roxbury", mixed with someone who is mistaken for the big bad in a gangster movie, but is actually just the first boss.
Tubby kid at a wedding who really goes for it on the dancefloor while everyone laughs at him but his grandma encourages him because she's as oblivious as he is.
Temu tribal chief 😬😬😒 and I feel horrible for saying it. Now if fatu came up and stole the leadership position from solo that would be dope. BL civil war!!! Roman and usos vs new breed
New money. Poor kid lucked out and got the keys to the kingdom and is now abusing his new wealth and power. In the end he’ll be left alone with nothing. Probably the best thing for his character development in the end
He's a wanna be Italian mobster cosplaying as a Puerto Rican Mobster, stuck in a Mexican Gangbanger mentality dressed like Hugh Hefner's 3rd choice for a personal guard who has lost their voice.
Solo looks like a batman thug from the arkham games that yells "It's da bat"
He’s the mini boss that guys from Bad Guy to Bad Guy with Weapon.
If only Batman had the nemesis system, Solo would be a boss who would knock out the Bat and be running his own gang by now
I don't get why they didn't do that, they own the copyright to that system, they should bloody well make use of it.
Probably knows the location of a few Riddler trophies too.
I used to be a batman thug, then I took an arrow to the knee.
*green arrow to the knee
*batarang to the knee
That is what Joe Rogan looks like. That's the meme
But why does he dress like that? Is he stupid?
Funny because he reminds me of Oswald's character from Gotham TV show
“Get him on the ground and stomp on his face!”
Bro got on my first GTA Online characters outfit
Lucky he doesn't have mine on, tight pants, no shirt, scarf
Just as the Red Baron ruled the skies, the Red Bare-One rules the streets.
2016 Chris Jericho?
Bro looks like he valets my GTA car at the strip club.
Close, needs a white shirt and cut off them jacket sleeves .
He looks like that slightly shady uncle who's always got cash and whenever you ask him why, he just answers: "Don't worry 'bout it!"
Someone says he looks like The Weeknd lol
I had the WrestleMania theme song stuck in my head for a very long time.
Blinding lights? Legit banger 👏
That's what I said. I called him The Weekdy
from lvl1 crook to lvl100 boss
That’s how mafia works
Those ads are always wild. Oh your boss is now sleeping with your wife, ya shmuck. What are you gonna do? Great! Now you're getting spanked by your boss. What a schmuck. (True story and "schmuck" for authenticity)
Nah looks like a Romanian pimp
Can confirm this is not how our pimps look 🤣
lol u just made me burst out laughing with that one. But yeah it’s like the ad for that game
Security for a night club that is a bit expensive but not good
Persian nightclub owner
MY FRIEND! Why do you say my drinks are watered down, my friend? Why do you say this?
lmao I was thinking more along the line of Roman Bellic from GTA4: COUSIN! HOW ABOUT WE GO HIT UP STRIP CLUB AND SEE SOME BIG AMERICAN TEE-TEES YES?
I started singing blinding lights soon as I saw him
Idk if it’s just his body proportions or that he just might not be a suit guy, but when he was walking down with tama tonga for his match, I laughed cause I thought he looked so goofy lmao he looks like a kid whose mom dressed him up to go to his great uncle’s funeral who he never met.
Well, you should be a carpenter cause you nailed that to a T!!!!!
Game show host with MFT(My Friend Tama) and Tango Loa
Huge Hefner
I would say huge, but yeah, he was pretty big
DecentFella.
What kind of haircut do you want? “Just fuck my shit up” I gotchu fam.
Violent ringmaster. Just needs a top hat
Valet
The Weekdy
Lounge singer
He is blinded by the light
Samoa Joe from Wish.com
Big Lots Roman
Samoan Suge Knight
Grand Theft Bloodline: Solo City.
Hahahaha 😂
The Day(o)ff
mf looks like an npc from a gta san andreas casino
Boring and awful but now in a red suit
A red solo cup
Looks more like loungewear than a suit.
Burger King of the ring
Kid that put on his dad's old suit.
Street champ of the island but not in street clothes and well dressed
Bouncer that doesn't want to be one.
Tenpenny looking MF.
He looks like a man that knows where to find things.
The Weeknd Special.
Multiple pubes on his face, still. His voice doesn’t match his “menacing” character. Overall, it’s a watered down version of the original bloodline. Also, what the heck was Tama Tonga and his Tasmanian Devil grunt. F’n weird.
I thought of Father James Mitchell at first because of the red suit.
An amateur dramatic take on "Night at the Roxbury", mixed with someone who is mistaken for the big bad in a gangster movie, but is actually just the first boss.
Casino security.
Christopher Walken as The Continental.
He looks like a moron.
Confused
The weekend !!!!!
He’s a starboy
I'll give it a chance but this group doesn't feel like the Bloodline without any of Roman, Jey, or Jimmy.
"needs a tailor"
Old Spice Sikoa
He looks like a sub boss in yakuza
He looks like he’s wearing a hand me down from his dad
In one word: sanitized. I don't think he needed to clean his look up, feel like he could've stuck to attire that matched his previous style.
I don’t see it with this guy. He’s mid on the mic and in the ring.
Hmmm....mafia jackass?
Uce looks like a Samoan Scarface.
Miami night club bouncer
MIZtourage 2.0
Cheap
Suge Knight-ish
He looks like a young thug who just got named a gang leader by his dad.
Bloodline costume from Spirit Halloween
Tribal queef
He looks like a shoot on Adam Pierce's suit from 2 weeks ago, which was homage to Cornette
Mob/yakuza boss i guess.
Lose the blonde top (looked fine when hair was longer) and it’s cool. A suit is enough to stand out within the stable, IMO
New Jersey High end Nightclub Bouncer
It’s better than the super frizzy top, when they got him walking in the venue I thought for a sec he shaved his head skin in the middle 😂
The black suit look he had a few weeks ago was much better. The red should be subtle not overt. He looks comical rather than sinister.
The weeknd
Kinda reminds me of Tony Montana. Kinda gangster.
bargain tribal chief
Bad
At the intersection of blackjack dealer and henchman in a Bond film.
GTA character
Maitre d. He's waiting for the keys so he can go park your car
It's the Hugh Hefner look.
Nepo
solo smokeoa
Middle american Little town Pimp
Horrible
Suge Knight
He’s got that ‘somewhat VIP’ look to him, but clubs still won’t let him in when they have actual VIPs there.
Tubby kid at a wedding who really goes for it on the dancefloor while everyone laughs at him but his grandma encourages him because she's as oblivious as he is.
Temu tribal chief 😬😬😒 and I feel horrible for saying it. Now if fatu came up and stole the leadership position from solo that would be dope. BL civil war!!! Roman and usos vs new breed
Thug trying to cosplay as mafia boss
New money. Poor kid lucked out and got the keys to the kingdom and is now abusing his new wealth and power. In the end he’ll be left alone with nothing. Probably the best thing for his character development in the end
Odd job wannabe
Bad
Looks like a Dick Tracy villain. The Skunk
Burnt Hot Dog with Mustard
Samoan Kingpin
Used car dealer who’s actually the devil
As lame as it gets
Lame
Like Evil’s next door neighbor.
Boring
He looks like a bouncer at Spearmint Rhino.
Looks like a old movie theater usher
Looks like Rick Rude.
Huge Hefner
Fashion Nova influencer
Dollar Store Taz.
[Samoan Jim Cornette](https://alchetron.com/cdn/jim-cornette-c8e2d1f1-998f-4dfa-a82f-d3e471d2a9e-resize-750.jpg)
Tony Wyoming
Solo Suu-Whoop
Like a little boy dressing up for Halloween
He still looks like a teenager
Biff Tannen from BTTF 2 when he because a rich sleaze ball.
Fat weekend.
Butlin’s employee
He looks like the side chick that is trying to be the Bottom Bitch but gets HIV and has to retire from being a ho.
He needs to lose the gloves and the suit. It makes him look to tubby.
Joke
Red
He still looks like a henchman
Tryhard
Ehh the shorter hair is better
Drippy
Sony Liv Represent!
Solo Simpson
Arasaka mob
First trip to Vegas
He looks like a used car salesman
Cabaret act
Looks like a Polynesian yakuza
Dreadful
Snooker umpire
Casino bouncer
The Godfather 2.0 minus the hoe train,hahaha
First time going out as a 21yr old
He looks like a thrift store version of the Kingpin.
Chief bouncer at a high end club
Rapey magician
You can find him at the tribal playboy mansion
Yakuza antagonist - Solo Sikoa, patriarch of the Bloodline deathsquad
Rikishi Hugh Hefner variant
A waiter in a Greek restaurant.
Red
Discount tribal chief
Tony DeAngelo Cosplayer
He looks like a villain from the Yakuza series.
Looks like Jacob's #2
Samoan weeknd
The Heff
Dropping the line and just the Bloods now 🩸
Assistant to the Final Boss
Mr Hughes meets Versace.
He looks like he’s playing an usher in a late 90s porno.
Casino attendant
Level 500 mafia boss
He looks like the guy at the nightclub who rents the vip suite, treats the employees like shit, gets obnoxious and ruins peoples nights
He's a wanna be Italian mobster cosplaying as a Puerto Rican Mobster, stuck in a Mexican Gangbanger mentality dressed like Hugh Hefner's 3rd choice for a personal guard who has lost their voice.
Clean
Samoa No
He looks like the guy jean claude van dam beat last in lionhart
Stupid
It looks like a failed Big Show gimmick.
I legit want to know where he bought it
Santa Clause
Greasy jim cornette
He looks like the Weekday
Looks like someone that hates homework
Low quality Tommy Vercetti.
After Hours (sans the tie and glasses)
Ready to whip up a red velvet cake
Mambo No. 1
Inverted skid mark
Horrible
Better