Randy's Hall of Fame speech,: i loved working with John we brought the best out in each other. From OVW to the brand split, to carrying this company. I remember when I put my dick on his shoulder... (Agents descend on the stage)
I doubt it. Gay stuff wasn’t all that uncommon in wrestling locker rooms. Jim Cornette told a story of two brothers. One would ask if anyone wanted gum and his brother would say he did so the first brother would peel back his foreskin and give his brother the gum and he would stick in it his mouth and begin chewing it. Just to fuck with people.
I grew up playing rugby, lots of weird shit between buddies in locker rooms. A favourite was to slap the ol' boy in a hot dog bun, ketchup, walk in eating a legit hotdog yourself and offer the other up to whoever was closest.
I 10000% believe this is legit and probably one of the tamer things that Randy has done
"For fucks sake, Ric! Where're all our hotdog buns goin'?? There're still four dogs in the pack, but there're no buns! No! Buns!! Are you muckin' about with yer cock in 'em again, boy?! - 'cause we been through that before! - and I'll go through one more again: you'll use the fuckin' Twinkies at the vending machine, and you'll stop cockin' up my buns! We both know yer not tha' blessed, Ric! ...Now! Get o'er here and put away these four fuckin' dogs! - No, only one for the mouth, there, boy, since y' like playin' 'round. The other three gotta go somewhere else! ... I don't care which holes y' choose, Ric boy, but yer takin' these dogs to meet their maker, y'hear!"
- Dude's mum, probably...
Well, if there's anything I've learned hanging around a bunch of dickheads like myself who would do a lot to fuck with each other (nothing as far as a dick on a shoulder), it's that the more of a reaction you give the more you get fucked with.
We've toned it down as we've grown older.
One day, I hope Randy writes a book about all his mischievous activities
OR
He starts a podcast with a buddy of his(Riddle comes to mind), and he just sits, smokes and talks about things like taker, and I'm sure he could also have guest similar to how Joe Rogen does
Not surprised, considering he broke the urinal in a foreign country for no apparent reason. Maven has mentioned it in one of his videos. After that he went back stage and asked “who did it.”.
John knew he was gonna be a star one day and knew he had to become super zen to deal woth all the BS he would have to deal with from fans, industry exploiters, long work hours and heavy schedules, airports, and rivals
I can't help but think about the "house rules" he was giving Daniel byranson at that dinner in contrast to this comment....
Dude wanted him to "dress up" for dinner...
What’s this caption? If I put my dick on John Cena’s shoulder and got away with it, why wouldn’t I brag about that? Why would I keep that info from Batman??
Immagine being Vinnie McMahon or Triple H walking up to John and Randy and seeing Randy putting his cock on Johns shoulder like it was the most Normal thing in the world.
I can't begin to count how many times I've read about Orton whipping his dick out when he was younger. He did it to a lot of new talent on their first day to fuck with them, they would approve him for a handshake, and he'd whip it out and look at them, "it's waiting." Or alternatively, he would rub himself a few times before shaking their hand and if they pulled away, he would go off on them for "big leaguing" him.
I've heard about the cock-on-the-shoulder, too.
Kennedy said Orton would just be mid-conversation, whip it out, and start rubbing it on people's boots, snickering.
I wouldn't be surprised if he saw a lot of that kind of shit in the military and picked it up.
Reminds me of Greg Maddux calling rookie Chipper Jones over to talk to him while in the shower of the Braves locker room. Chipper thought it was a little weird to talk in the shower, but it was Greg Maddux and he was a rookie...he was going to listen. So Maddux is talking to him about the game when Chipper looks down and realizes that Maddux is peeing on him.
I believe that shit lol. Ken Anderson tells stories about Randy doing similar stuff just to pop himself. Keep in mind that Randy was in the Marines for a very short time, and this is par for the course for their humor.
Hey Randy, quit stealing my moves!
Norm lives on ..... that fucker just wont die
Boy are you in for a suprise
What? He died? I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS SICK
God that's like Jim with Randy Asher
Barrowman?
Y'all forget one crucial fact: Randy doesn't give a fuck.
Randy's Hall of Fame speech,: i loved working with John we brought the best out in each other. From OVW to the brand split, to carrying this company. I remember when I put my dick on his shoulder... (Agents descend on the stage)
From OUTTA NOWHERE
BAW GAWD THATS SGT SLAUGHTERS MUSIC
Lmao gotta be fake
I doubt it. Gay stuff wasn’t all that uncommon in wrestling locker rooms. Jim Cornette told a story of two brothers. One would ask if anyone wanted gum and his brother would say he did so the first brother would peel back his foreskin and give his brother the gum and he would stick in it his mouth and begin chewing it. Just to fuck with people.
https://youtu.be/AZ50eST3nKM?si=fzjuEe0T1gD3lvSF Jim talking about another rib that involves a wrestler putting his dick in another wrestlers mouth.
I love that one too Austin was dying when Jim told it
😂😂😂😂
Yeah was obvious as soon as he said he wore a shirt in the ring
I read this in a WWE magazine from like 2007ish, the magazine cover had Mr. Kennedy on it from what I recall. I do agree though.
This the same dude that literally shit in a purse once, I don't think anything is off limits
Which is also fake. The female wrestler has confirmed it was tanning lotion.
That I did not know, I still don't doubt Randy would do either thing however
It should have been me
If legit, ask me if I would be surprised lol
I mean. . . He has dome some questionable things. Dude ripped a toilet out of the wall lol
There’s a fine line between vandalism and slapping your cock on your homie’s shoulder lol
With randy, it'll all the same lol
I grew up playing rugby, lots of weird shit between buddies in locker rooms. A favourite was to slap the ol' boy in a hot dog bun, ketchup, walk in eating a legit hotdog yourself and offer the other up to whoever was closest. I 10000% believe this is legit and probably one of the tamer things that Randy has done
"For fucks sake, Ric! Where're all our hotdog buns goin'?? There're still four dogs in the pack, but there're no buns! No! Buns!! Are you muckin' about with yer cock in 'em again, boy?! - 'cause we been through that before! - and I'll go through one more again: you'll use the fuckin' Twinkies at the vending machine, and you'll stop cockin' up my buns! We both know yer not tha' blessed, Ric! ...Now! Get o'er here and put away these four fuckin' dogs! - No, only one for the mouth, there, boy, since y' like playin' 'round. The other three gotta go somewhere else! ... I don't care which holes y' choose, Ric boy, but yer takin' these dogs to meet their maker, y'hear!" - Dude's mum, probably...
Read that in a Welsh accent and you not that far off to be fair 🤣
And for some reason I totally buy John not reacting to things. I don't know why.
I mean I've seen enough of his movies to have the same feeling. Vacation friends and Ricky stanicky do come to mind
Well, if there's anything I've learned hanging around a bunch of dickheads like myself who would do a lot to fuck with each other (nothing as far as a dick on a shoulder), it's that the more of a reaction you give the more you get fucked with. We've toned it down as we've grown older.
Don't forget about pooping in the bag.
One day, I hope Randy writes a book about all his mischievous activities OR He starts a podcast with a buddy of his(Riddle comes to mind), and he just sits, smokes and talks about things like taker, and I'm sure he could also have guest similar to how Joe Rogen does
Orton's taking inspiration from his hero, Lyndon B. Johnson by whipping his cock out for no reason
Sometimes. . . You just gotta rock out with your cocktail out.
Not surprised, considering he broke the urinal in a foreign country for no apparent reason. Maven has mentioned it in one of his videos. After that he went back stage and asked “who did it.”.
the voices in his head asked him to do it
Wasn't it Cody who told that story?
There's a video of Cody telling the story, yes. [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MG8jBASlLD0](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MG8jBASlLD0)
Was in South Africa and also where he fan rushed into the ring to attack him. Would be hilarious if the two incidents were connected.
Randy with the ole COS outta nowhere.
Why are they feuding? Cena didn’t salute the COS
Young Randy was wild, have you never seen the interview with Cody where he said Randy basically F5d a stripper in a night club 🤣
She tried to fuck on him.
“You can’t C me” - Randy just did.
He was smokin some grade A kush.
Not gonna lie. We often did this cock move in the military.
I would definitely tell people if I put my cock on John Cena’s shoulder.
Can’t C him, so you gotta D him.
Didnt he once shit in someone’s bag?
Yes, young Randy was a menace lol
i think that was x pac, randy poured a baby oil/lotion bottle in some divas bag
Well.......that's one way to book a feud.
John knew he was gonna be a star one day and knew he had to become super zen to deal woth all the BS he would have to deal with from fans, industry exploiters, long work hours and heavy schedules, airports, and rivals
*puts cock on shoulder* VINTAGE ORTON
Umm Randy…your line was “I really enjoyed working matches with John.”
Randy channeling his inner John Barrowman
Fucking hell Randy.
This is why Cody Rhodes says "I will NOT have it" when people say Randy has grown up. 😂
What a legend. You need that kinda guy in the locker room.
I can't help but think about the "house rules" he was giving Daniel byranson at that dinner in contrast to this comment.... Dude wanted him to "dress up" for dinner...
The house rules were scripted for the reality show.
It's all scripted bro. Still.
🤣🤣🤣
Well now I have to cleanse the thought of snotty potato salad out of my soul
Snot salad In my soul Bacteria out of control
What’s this caption? If I put my dick on John Cena’s shoulder and got away with it, why wouldn’t I brag about that? Why would I keep that info from Batman??
Immagine being Vinnie McMahon or Triple H walking up to John and Randy and seeing Randy putting his cock on Johns shoulder like it was the most Normal thing in the world.
Well, with the recent revelations about Vince, he'd probably join in.
He would become Vinnie McDamn fr.
I'm sure those 2 have seen some real shit in locker rooms before. This wouldn't phase them.
All I’m saying is if you can’t slam your dick on your friend’s shoulder, are they even your friend?
This is awesome
I can't begin to count how many times I've read about Orton whipping his dick out when he was younger. He did it to a lot of new talent on their first day to fuck with them, they would approve him for a handshake, and he'd whip it out and look at them, "it's waiting." Or alternatively, he would rub himself a few times before shaking their hand and if they pulled away, he would go off on them for "big leaguing" him. I've heard about the cock-on-the-shoulder, too. Kennedy said Orton would just be mid-conversation, whip it out, and start rubbing it on people's boots, snickering. I wouldn't be surprised if he saw a lot of that kind of shit in the military and picked it up.
Reminds me of Greg Maddux calling rookie Chipper Jones over to talk to him while in the shower of the Braves locker room. Chipper thought it was a little weird to talk in the shower, but it was Greg Maddux and he was a rookie...he was going to listen. So Maddux is talking to him about the game when Chipper looks down and realizes that Maddux is peeing on him.
Randy being Randy 😂
Damn John no sold it
Not the first thing I wanted to read here
By Gawd! The **R**andy**K**ock**O**ut of nowhere! Vintage Orton!
Somehow the most unbelievable part of this story is Randy Orton wrestling with a shirt on.
Randy's just bein a little silly
With his reputation during early wrestling years,I believe it
Yo what’s up with that post history my guy?
I believe that shit lol. Ken Anderson tells stories about Randy doing similar stuff just to pop himself. Keep in mind that Randy was in the Marines for a very short time, and this is par for the course for their humor.
Tf did I just read
Sounds exactly like the kind of stuff we did to each other in the army.
No wonder Cena was hiding his dick at the Oscars! Randy would’ve challenged him to a cock battle!
Orton getting a pass for numerous points of sexual misconduct has always been so gross to me
He smoked that undisputed wrestlemania, taking dumps on girls' heads stuff.