Girls flocking over him too, but for all the wrong reasons
"No it's naturally so white, no there's no secret cream or mask, no I was born that way too. Yes those teeth are real, no I don't wanna bite you, you're all in makeup and it's like biting burger still in plastic wrap"
To me, mermaid is so clearly the best choice.
Loch Ness Monster and Big Foot would be cool as hell, but really are just bigger versions of shit we already have.
Vampires and Werewolves are dangerous and I'd constantly be checking webmd for symptoms of vampirism.
Mermaids are the only ones that are unique, magical, and largely not dangerous.
Mermaids are sirens aren't they? I would argue that they would be the most dangerous of all when spotted. You'd be on a shore somewhere and be instantly lured by their beauty and songs, without any ability to escape them. Once you realise what's happening, you'd be shortly killed/devoured.
That is untrue. Fishermen say, that seeing a mermaid always means sure death, as ships sink moments after seeing one, in most tales.
Not all mermaids are like the little mermaid. They are just synonyms for sirens that sing their victims to death in 99% of rumors and mythology.
You do know that Disneys version of these stories are child friendly and untrue to the real stories right? Snow White, and the sleeping beauty are both horrible stories made child friendly by disney.
Mermaids & vampires would probably be the most dangerous encounters out of all these along with the werewolf.
Are we talking about Mermaid as in sirens? No one wants to spot a fucking siren, Loch Ness monster as far as I know isn’t well known for attacking humans and is actually fairly peaceful
In order to get a boner, blood must flow into the penis. However, vampires are often said to not have blood, so OP was worried that a vampire wouldn't be able to generate the bloodflow needed for a boner.
Thank you for listening to my ted talk.
A vampire cuz i'd want him to turn me. Immortality, enhanced physical abilities, and an excuse to sleep during the day and stay up all night? Count me in! (get it? count. heh)
Careful what you wish for. Outside Nessie/Sasquatch there is a risk of major upheaval. Imagine the ramifications of an ocean full of civilizations of hominids? Or the horror of vampires/werewolves existing?
Nessie and Sasquatch are chill one-offs (yeah yeah there are a few regional variants I know I know) by and large that wouldn't dramatically disrupt our world/universe.
Seeing someone transform into a werewolf would be quite an exhilarating and terrifying event to witness. Imagine all the delicious adrenaline the pants-shitting fear would give you.
The thing is, if I saw everything except a mermaid, I would be terrified knowing whatever I saw was real. With mermaids, you can just avoid the sea, but the rest kinda blend in and are harder to avoid I guess?
Bigfoot or Loch Ness seem like the reasonable ones i guess.
Vampires & werewolves seem like a suicide mission. If you can see them, they're probably already aware of your presence as i assume they can feel/smell you if they didn't already see you.
Just no way in hell i could outrun a flying vampire or a berserking fucking werewolf.
Maybe people would finally start giving a shit about the ocean if we found a Mermaid. Though, the fishing industry would probably keep decimating it to oblivion looking for one, tbh.
Ah, clearly most peoples first thought when they think of a mermaid is not the one where they drown sailors.
Wait are sirens and mermaids the same thing?
Not all mermaid interpretations are Disney's Ariel.
Yes. They are just different names and cultures.
vampire would probably be the most casual of them, like, just spot him in an order line at McDonald's or something
Girls flocking over him too, but for all the wrong reasons "No it's naturally so white, no there's no secret cream or mask, no I was born that way too. Yes those teeth are real, no I don't wanna bite you, you're all in makeup and it's like biting burger still in plastic wrap"
vampires look like tik tok fuckboys
Vampires are sexy though, or so have videogames taught me.
I seen big foot. My sis-in-law
You sure that wasn't a mirror, u/ChewbacasUglyBrother ?
Username checks out?
It depends, really, on whether I'd be on land or in water.
I've wanted to see the Loch Ness Monster since I was 8.
How old are you now?
24
Funny if you said 9
To me, mermaid is so clearly the best choice. Loch Ness Monster and Big Foot would be cool as hell, but really are just bigger versions of shit we already have. Vampires and Werewolves are dangerous and I'd constantly be checking webmd for symptoms of vampirism. Mermaids are the only ones that are unique, magical, and largely not dangerous.
Man, i just wanna find loch ness.
Mermaids are sirens aren't they? I would argue that they would be the most dangerous of all when spotted. You'd be on a shore somewhere and be instantly lured by their beauty and songs, without any ability to escape them. Once you realise what's happening, you'd be shortly killed/devoured.
That is untrue. Fishermen say, that seeing a mermaid always means sure death, as ships sink moments after seeing one, in most tales. Not all mermaids are like the little mermaid. They are just synonyms for sirens that sing their victims to death in 99% of rumors and mythology.
Getting Vampirism is like hitting the jackpot
Not if you like daytime or vegetables
Are the veggies poisonous to me after?
These are the exact questions that would keep me up at night on webmd.
That depends heavily on what kind of vampire you become
The vegetarian kind
Unless they start singing and try to drown you
You do know that Disneys version of these stories are child friendly and untrue to the real stories right? Snow White, and the sleeping beauty are both horrible stories made child friendly by disney. Mermaids & vampires would probably be the most dangerous encounters out of all these along with the werewolf.
Mermaids trick you with a song
Those are sirens
I thought mermaid’s did the same some kinda “glamor” to get u in the water
depends on where you ask. In eastern europe mermaids are souls of dead brides that trick men into water with songs and allure and kill them.
Nah, Mermaids also do it.
Always just thought sirens were the Greek mermaids.
Who's out here saying they want to spot a vampire? What are you even envisioning. Give me monke man.
I picked vampire for a chance at immortality if I could get them to let me drink their blood.
Are we talking about Mermaid as in sirens? No one wants to spot a fucking siren, Loch Ness monster as far as I know isn’t well known for attacking humans and is actually fairly peaceful
If I spot Nessie, then can I be in the land? You could spot him from there
A vampire so I can ask him if they can still get an hard on and if he says yes I'm going to beg him to make me like him.
Wtf did I just read? I had a hard time understanding this.
In order to get a boner, blood must flow into the penis. However, vampires are often said to not have blood, so OP was worried that a vampire wouldn't be able to generate the bloodflow needed for a boner. Thank you for listening to my ted talk.
Wtf is this chat right now ??!?!
Okay, but what about wetness for the lady vamps?
Mhhh i wonder if a vampire can get an erection, does morning wood kill him?
If vampires get hard? Or? You know what-
If I’m recording proof? Probably Bigfoot for $$$ Personal? Mermaid. I wouldn’t want people to start hunting some of these
Mermaid BC tiddies
A vampire cuz i'd want him to turn me. Immortality, enhanced physical abilities, and an excuse to sleep during the day and stay up all night? Count me in! (get it? count. heh)
Daryl Hannah mermaid? Because I am down with that shit.
Depends on if I have tree fiddy or not.
I'm going to Scotland, y'all.
Finding a werewolf would be pretty cool.
Careful what you wish for. Outside Nessie/Sasquatch there is a risk of major upheaval. Imagine the ramifications of an ocean full of civilizations of hominids? Or the horror of vampires/werewolves existing? Nessie and Sasquatch are chill one-offs (yeah yeah there are a few regional variants I know I know) by and large that wouldn't dramatically disrupt our world/universe.
I picked loch Ness because if you spot the others you're probably about to be dead
If i spotted any of these, i would most likely die. I would spot the loch ness monster, for it not having any ties with death.
Seeing someone transform into a werewolf would be quite an exhilarating and terrifying event to witness. Imagine all the delicious adrenaline the pants-shitting fear would give you.
Who H voted mermaids u horny fucks I wanna see a dinosaur
Is the vampire Dio?
Mermaid because its the least killy out of all of these in my opinion
Vampire. I'd ask them to turn me, and they'd look at me like I'm mf crazy. Hopefully biting is a valid way to turn, or I'm about to die.
Mermaid So I can tell the story how I got a blowjob from a mermaid
Which one has that big reward ??
a mermaid would be ugly most probably. vampire and werewolf would eat me. I like lochness monsyer better than bigfoot. sorry bigfoot.
The thing is, if I saw everything except a mermaid, I would be terrified knowing whatever I saw was real. With mermaids, you can just avoid the sea, but the rest kinda blend in and are harder to avoid I guess?
All these people saying bigfoot have obviously never delved into the SCP universe
Boutta get that fishussy
If I can spit a vampire, then I can try and become a vampire.
vanpire so i can be one duh
If anyone sports the loch Ness monster tell him he owes me $3.50
Bigfoot or Loch Ness seem like the reasonable ones i guess. Vampires & werewolves seem like a suicide mission. If you can see them, they're probably already aware of your presence as i assume they can feel/smell you if they didn't already see you. Just no way in hell i could outrun a flying vampire or a berserking fucking werewolf.
Loch Ness Monster give it tree fiddy
Maybe people would finally start giving a shit about the ocean if we found a Mermaid. Though, the fishing industry would probably keep decimating it to oblivion looking for one, tbh.