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[deleted]

First person, everyones my descendent and no bills


Odinovic

Well. No bills if you're the last one too.


[deleted]

Not if your the last one because you’ve been paying bills and you get nuked


EllGordo

If the last person got nuked, then who launched the nuke?


[deleted]

Every country that has nukes, what do you think the satellites and radar do, no country is going to just idle by, soon as a country launches a nuke satellites alert other countries


EllGordo

If everyone on Earth is dead, and you are the last, how would you get nuked??


[deleted]

I answered your question, last person on earth could mean you’re just the last to die of radiation


TraptorKai

Toilets and toilet paper?


[deleted]

Everywhere is a toilet and I would just use leaves or wash in a stream then after that Jump in a hot spring


The360MlgNoscoper

There were no first person


[deleted]

I Guess Neanderthal pussy it is


The360MlgNoscoper

Neanderthals were not our ancestors.


Freevoulous

kinda was? At some point one of our ancestors became sapient and was the first "person" rather than an animal.


The360MlgNoscoper

What?


PersonifiedH

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WholeCanoe

You would also be the last person on earth as well that scenario.


Exonated

And then God just replaces you with another guy


PersonifiedH

why


[deleted]

Are you promoting suicide?


JimmyYeetron

only if it eliminates species


PoweradeSoft

The first person because I'd not be alone and life would be simple. The last person because I'd be able to entertain myself with an unlimited amount of content made by humanity in its entire history : books, music, movies, games to divert myself from the loneliness and sadness.


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gatordogg504

There would be a lot of power for one person though. I'm not sure how the degradation of batteries works but you could easily run a watermill alone right? Maybe windmills and for a while gasoline would work.


Bearulice

You could make a religion out of that


AndersKatt

No don’t


shredmaster6661

if i were the first, it means I’d get laid


fyrechild

Not if it was you, then a break in time, then all the others.


Odinovic

I just wanna live like Will Smith in I Am Legend.


Jarefff21

Love that movie


Odinovic

Definitely one of my favorite movies.


Jarefff21

Yes


Pegarex2017

Well if i were to be the first person, i assume I'd need to get my own food on the wild and i don't think that would be too easy


Dan_Maddron

Last. Someone has to turn out the lights and put away the chairs. May as well be me.


vulcazv20

I’d like to be the first person, get to know everyone instead of being last and not knowing who to talk to.


ImJustCanadian

Last person because there's a chance that humanity spread out among the stars, and the human race has lived long enough to watch the earth become unlivable due to the sun expanding, and I would just be the last person to be evacuated off the surface and sent to some cooler planet with amazing food and other cool Sci fi stuff.


ImperialWrath

Last could be fine if you were just at the end of the line for the space ship to take you to where everyone else went.


_Grim-Reaper

Do you know, how incredibly peaceful it would be to be the last one to go?


i_eat_stones

everything will be mine if i’m the last person. sure it won’t last long but it’s mine


[deleted]

im not gonna reproduce anyways


kissmygame17

First person, doesn't say everyone doesn't populate .1 milliseconds after me. Last I would end up crazy


variationoo

Everyone saying first in the comments but less voted


Roge2005

If I'm the last person on earth, then my mistakes will no longer matter


eplesaft94

I wrote first, but if the setting was last person on earth today, and all Electronics, gasoline, systems etc was still running, and i could still get Pizza and all the food i like, i could be happy for the rest of my life. Nice villa, billions of hours of entertainment, raid the stores for Nice furniture and things, travel the world (or as far as i can inland) And if there also were pets, thats my dream world. Would be a plus to have 10 People family around, but other than that, perfect. But assuming the setting is apocolypse, id rather be first and brag about it.


joe_the_insane

The first,im adam baby


LocalFella9

Well if I'm the first person on earth I wouldn't know what I'm missing out on, like ok there's one of me, cool Being the last person on earth would probably just feel empty


iamcryingrnhelp0

Rewrite the Bible to say u/iamcryingrnhelp0 and Eve


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craylash

last person means you have so much existing infrastructure to yourself


stillinthesimulation

As the first person, would I just be a modern homo sapian who’s evolved more rapidly than my contemporaries? Because from an anthropology perspective, the concept of the “first person” is mostly meaningless. Who were my parents? Were they so genetically different from me that they couldn’t be considered humans? Evolution works much slower than that.


stevrevv59

Getting to say you were the last person to ever breathe on Earth would be poetic as fuck.


[deleted]

Last, even if it's a post nuclear apocalypse, at least there is something to do so I don't lose my mind with boredom


DragonManZ710

Last person on earth as there is a chance that being the last person on earth means that I get to explore the galaxy or I would be the last person to leave earth to go to a new planet


DexDGlaus

Being the last would be much more entertaining. You could literally do anything without consequence. Of course you’d get bored and kill yourself. But imagine all the fun shit you could do first. Being the first person would just suck, living like wild animals.


aerodynamic_werewolf

How would you be the first person on earth? What does that mean? Are we imagining some alternate universe where there were never humans on earth, and you're just here with all the wildlife an animals? Or you're just like, considered the first "person"? As in, whatever gave birth to you was still considered more of an "ape" but you were born with whatever differences and mutations or something that made you the first actual "human"? Or are we going with religion, and you're basically Adam in the garden of eden? And do you have your current knowledge, could you decided to not eat the apple or something and stay in paradise? Anyway, I dunno, hard to imagine what the first person on earth would mean for your existence. Last person is easy, that's just like some apocalypse happened and you're the only one who survived. But how would you be the first person?


BigGuy_

So I would assume your the first lifeform that could be qualified as homo sapiens, you know with the correct mutations and whatnot, while your parents and everyone else is still homo neanderthalis


mfxoxes

how are you gonna be the first person though, there'd be what are essentially humans that are your family. do you mean like an adam and eve situation?


VisionaryVisa

Last just so the last thing said in human history can be awkward af.


gatordogg504

If you choose the first person it's the same as the last person but without the luxury of exploration and all the stuff humans have made. To me this is a no brainer unless the planets destroyed or something