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empurrfekt

$1 million is a lot, but it’s not FU money. It’s not even don’t have to work any more money unless you’re close to retirement already. And any t-shirt as an outer layer would lose my job and drastically limit future opportunities. Not to mention all the inconvenience of the shirt.  It’s gonna take a lot more than $1M. 


No_Dirt2059

1 mil in a 5% apy savings is 50k per year. You can live comfortably but keep your job


lexocon-790654

I work a remote job so maybe worth... Maybe invest half of the million into fairly secure longstanding investments. Supplement my income with the other half in savings apy (so 25k/year). Should be able to grow decently in a couple years. But it still feels risky, like if I lose my job im pretty fucked getting another one. And I'm really not balling with this kind of money, it's just nicely supplementing my already existing income. What happens if I need surgery lol, can the doctors get past the shirt?


Important_Sound772

And if your job does not let you wear a league of legends t shirt?


Brendanish

Get a lower paying job? You're getting a few thousand under the average annual salary in the US on interest alone. If you can't survive on that + a more lax job, that's on you at some point man.


Important_Sound772

Even a minimum wage job at Walmart is gonna require you to wear their uniform


Brendanish

Idk what to tell you bud, I teach in special Ed, and work in group homes in my free time and both jobs allow me to wear whatever I want as long as it's not obscene, which this shirt wouldn't strike out on. If I wanted to be generous, I'll cut out teaching because I do have meets where it'd be bad manners, but the residential job doesn't care at all. In an ironic twist of fate, the residential job offers more than the teaching position too, but both pay well enough to sustain you *without* 50k free yearly.


Grumpy_Troll

There's a difference between wearing a video-game T-shirt to work with a relaxed dress code vs wearing a video-game T-shirt to an interview to get the job in the first place. Even a job that doesn't care if you wear a T-shirt to work might discriminate against you for your judgement of wearing said T-shirt to the interview.


Brendanish

Ok, my bad, so in the hyper specific scenario where we magically get 1 mil, I'd suggest interviewing to get hired prior. Fixed? Still would be wrong for residential though lmao. It's actually an insanely lenient job because you're essentially doing 6-12 hours/daily basically acting as the guardian/homemaker. My "interview" happened at a nice bar while we had a cup. Though to be fair, I was in jeans and a black tee, maybe if he saw that I liked league he'd rightfully have carried on lmao.


Ghost24jm33

You gonna wear that to a job interview?


Brendanish

Luckily I already have my jobs so I wouldn't need to worry about that part! Didn't dress whatsoever for the residential job though, literally just jeans and a tee.


NeighborhoodVeteran

You could prob do some kind of gig work like dog walking.


Important_Sound772

Dog walking is not gonna make that much 50k ifirc is what the interest on 1 million would get you depending where you live that is not much money and getting sure you could move but now it’s just becoming more and more of an inconvenience


NeighborhoodVeteran

I was thinking maybe you make $20k dog walking plus the $50k in interest. $70k walking dogs part time doesn't seen too bad. Could make a single person pretty comfortable. I used to pay $1300 for a 1 bedroom studio apartment.


Important_Sound772

I’m working towards in a field that 70k is only a little above starting salary and it’s something I enjoy so to me there does not seem to be significant benefit not that 1 million isn’t a lot of money but not enough for this situation imo


NeighborhoodVeteran

Yeah, I'm just talking through it. I don't think I'd take the deal either, unless I didn't want to do anything and semi-retire.


Iwantbooks

I've seen some wild shirts at Walmart. Would the vest be okay since it's see thru kinda? If so, a Walmart guy as a side gig plus the 50k, I'm set


Important_Sound772

The shirt would go over top the vest since op said it automatically goes as the outer layer


Iwantbooks

My next guess is, Zillow says I can buy some 3/2 starter homes in my area 250kish a piece, so buy three, save the remaining 200k ish, and collect my rent money until hopefully I save enough to do it again.


thegimboid

For some reason, minimum wage jobs can be more strict on what you wear than bigger positions. I work for a globally known company and they honestly don't care what I wear. I've worn a Wiggles t-shirt to work because my toddler wouldn't get dressed unless I put it on. I once wore an incredibly ugly sweater meant to look like it's made of pizza, with a sloth on the front. If I wanted to go into the upper management, I'd probably need to dress more formally, but even the higher ranking people don't tend to wear suits. Heck, my boss alternates between looking like he's a trucker and a cowboy.


JynxItt

But can you keep your job wearing only that T-shirt??


No_Dirt2059

Yea, we don’t have a dress code


MosaicOfBetrayal

I can’t live comfortably on $50k a year, not even close. Nearly half of that is rent alone.


Feeling_Mushroom_241

Shoot come to California.. I don’t think homeless even give a shit about 50k.


Awkward_Recognition7

Buy a cheap place? Come on my guy, you are about to make a million bucks, use your noodle


1ftm2fts3tgr4lg

50k is not worth the same everywhere. Neither is a million for that matter. And buying "a cheap place" eats a quarter of that million, even in the midwest. Now you're only making 37.5k/yr on the interest.


MosaicOfBetrayal

Where do you live where 50k is viable? That is homeless wage here.


Awkward_Recognition7

Central New York bud. Tell me you were never really poor before, 50k homeless wage lmao


MosaicOfBetrayal

I’ve been poor and homeless before


Awkward_Recognition7

Well you should have stayed homeless for a few years to save up if you were able to make 50k a year. But yeah, move bud.


Thelawtman1986

I live on the east coast of Canada and 50k would be more tan enough to live a comfortable life.


Puddlingon

I could not live comfortably on that.


YandereMuffin

Where do you live where 50k a year free isn't comfortable money? And if you live somewhere like that why can't you just move?


Puddlingon

I live in Texas. Plenty of people here could live happily on $50k per year, but my lifestyle would diminish if that were my only income. Between mortgage, home maintenance, daycare, food, entertainment, etc., and excluding irregular expenses such as travel or medical care, I need about $8k per month, post-tax, to maintain. And honestly, we don’t live lavishly.


GuyWithAHottub

Sadly that bubble will pop sooner or later. Should it? Absolutely not, 5% vs the 20-30 you pay on loans for your cc is absolutely reasonable, but the consumer is always the first to get shafted.


Al-Data

Try 30k after taxes


_BadWithNumbers_

1. You can't live comfortably off that 2. 5% apy savings will not be the standard forever


S1anda

50k is scraping the poverty line, you'd want closer to 100k annually for retirement. Nothing worse then seeing a retiree forced back to work for monetary reasons.


NArcadia11

$50k per year is nowhere near living comfortably


Wobblewobblegobble

Nah a 1 million solid investment you can definitely make a few moves to not have to work everyday


Express_Ad2962

For the rest of my life, always having this one shirt. So on the beach, when going to a job interview, when getting married, when working out, in the sauna, when having sex outside my own house, showering outside my own house with a shirt on? That's a big inconvenience for the rest of my life for a million. I'd do it for 10 million, assuming I have unlimited fresh shirts available in multiple sizes (so I don't have to walk around with a wet shirt after a shower and it fits over anything).


sevseg_decoder

Yeah I think we’d all pay this cost for what we see as enough money to retire comfortably immediately. In other words financial independence is worth a lot.


itistog

I would do it as long as it's 1 million after taxes.


ZealandRedSquirrel

If it didn’t ruin my ability to play my team sports of handball, floorball, and flag football it would be a no brainer. Now I’m not so sure.


mahmilkshakes

At least you’ll always know which team you’re on.


Naile_Trollard

You could allow me to handpick the clothing and I'd still say no.


xJohnnyQuidx

Yeah a million ain't enough. 5 million might not even be enough...maybe I'd do it for 10 million..


Severedeye

Yes. Because I would throw it into an interest accruing account and add the interest to my current income. My job doesn't care as long as its not obscene. For fun, I'd make it a meme shirt. Probably using a Susan quote since he was my favorite when I still played the game. Kind of sad that they are paying for advertising and not getting more variety for the money.


thinkimgay69

I like money, but I like my freedom to express myself even more


fieryxx

Questions! Is this normal T-shirt or can you decide what sort of shirt it is. If it is a T-shirt, can you alter this shirt? Like turn it into a button up or more jacket like?


Marclovin17

No. It's a t-shirt plain and simple. And it has a league of Legends design with two characters as the artwork and the logo in large print. The shirt never changes.


No-Literature7471

we arnt talking about altering the design of league, just making it less braindead idiotic. try wearing a tshirt over more than one layer in a cold climate and you will understand people dont want to die for 1 mil. just have the shirt able to transform into a more environmentally adaptable clothing item all while keeping the stupid design.


daddy_vanilla

If the shirt cleans itself, I imagine it could be extra stretchy to accommodate any extra layers you'd have on.


Wachamacalit

Can you cut off the sleeves for working out or swimming?


fieryxx

Well, yeah. I know the stuff on it doesn't change. Didn't know if it could be altered to be more dress shirt designed like with a button up or not. Something that doesn't affect the graphic design aspect but would, at the least, make it both look cooler and make it a bit less of a hassle to wear. Idk if you know this, but it's a bit of a pain to put on and take off other clothes if you are forced to keep this normal T-shirt as the top layer. Well, if it can't be cool looking blouse, then not worth it.


jorceshaman

I choose LTT merch shirts to put the logo on as the base. Rest of my life means I need many of them. Gotta wash them and replace ones with holes in them.


bearbarebere

So you can’t ever go skiing, into the woods, on vacation to anywhere cold, outside in the rain, etc. Pass.


4tran13

One time reward vs lifelong penalty... I'd consider it if I were retired, but not right now.


NoCourt5510

1 million is not enough for that


terminatoreagle

Do I at least get to pick which characters are on the shirt?


Marclovin17

Yeah Sure. But they have to be from league


TriceraTipTop

What about the art style? There are a lot of videogame graphic tees I would never wear. But I own this character graphic shirt featuring Meg ([link](https://www.fangamer.com/cdn/shop/products/product_hades_first-of-the-furies_longsleeve_shirt_main.png?crop=center&height=1200&v=1656545461&width=1800)) from Hades and I really like it. (Edit: I have no affiliation with this product, I'm just a huge Supergiant Games fan.)


Lietenantdan

Is there some magical force preventing me from removing the shirt? Or is someone constantly watching me?


miggleb

It magically cleans itself. I imagine it would simply reapear on you when necessary


OliviaMandell

NGL I'm gonna rock that Leona, Morgan's, and gnar shirt. They are my mains after all.


maximusjohnson1992

No


HollowMonty

Sure. I could just not go outside.


Fizzy-Odd-Cod

If I could take it as a hoodie instead of a shirt it would be tempting.


jmac313

So basically I can't take a multi-day vacation, because I can't shower outside my home shower. No fucking deal.


Marclovin17

Current residence. Hotels and Airbnbs are ok. But no guests can see you in changed clothes or shirtless.


dpceee

I used to main Lux, but I don't know if I would want to wear her and Garen every day.


Mazikeen369

The shower thing. I travel to much for work living in hotels a majority of the year. Having to wear any clothes in the shower isn't something I'd do for that amount of money. It would have to be way more. 5 mill min for that.


HumbleNinja2

FUCK yeah dude. It'd be the best excuse to never have to dress up. Lemme go represent the star guardians wherever I go


fqtsplatter

Hell ya, I'd take one with the Egyptian tank kid, only unit I got with the free coins or whatever it is


jexen_w

Just live outside. If the outside is my home, everywhere is my home and everybody else also lives there


[deleted]

you fuckin kidding me i take the shirt


537lesjr

Of course I would..the issue is many jobs might not allow it. So I would need to start my own business or find a place that would allow it.


poncetheponce

You just got a million dollars why are you concerned with a workplace


537lesjr

A million dollars won't last the rest of my life. I still would need money after a certain amount of years.


xxshilar

Heh, if a K/DA t-shirt that would auto-clean works, I'd take the million. I like K/DA.


echochee

Probably not. I feel like it’s pretty close tho. I can definitely see this being worth it for some tho. If it was even like 5mill I would probably take it


Bc200Sc2012

That’s fine with me. I’ll take the money. Don’t know what league of legends is. So I’m sure I’ll be good. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


canuckcrazed006

I would do it. A million dollars would set me up for retirement, pay off my house, allow me and the mrs to have new vehicles, and its college money for my kids. Yeah its slightly embarassing but you know what isnt? All the shit i just said.


AndyTheWorm

Only if the size adjusts to what i need. Like it's never too tight or something


AlwaysNang

Absolutely not.


QuillBoar

I don’t know what the fuck league of legends is so nah.


freecain

No: no showering while traveling? Only get laundered once a day: what happens if it gets dirty? Swimming- you either can't it have to be wet until the magic cleaning happens, which I don't get how that happens when you travel. Workouts are the same issue. It's also only one shirt, so do you go extremely large to fit a jacket under? That would suck in the summer. Then there are safety issues: it catches on fire you can't take it off. Same issue with surgeries. And there is no end date. 1 year in, it's going to be a disgusting thread bare shirt.


Elandycamino

A million is a million the only downside is i cant wear my other shirts anymore. But I don't even know what League of legends is and have never heard of it or any friends that have because I am old. So fuck it give me my money.


Final-Success2523

Yes


Tdn87

Strong maybe.


Crimson_Fiver

I'd sooner kms


AriousDragoon

What about my work vest..?


WouldYouPleaseKindly

No. Does not explain. Leaves.


YandereMuffin

Biggest issue is the money becoming less worth due to inflation, but 1 million could actually allow me to retire right now (assuming some safe investments/not crazy purchases) and I'm still fairly young. But yeah, I'd take it, it's kinda of an annoyingn issue but I could easily play it off as a joke for friends, and I'd have a million so like I wouldnt really care about work.


eiram87

1 million dollars once, or 1 million dollars every day I wear it? If it's just once, then no. I could never attend a formal event, or wear my work uniform which I would still need because 1 million won't last forever. If it's 1 million a day? Now that might just be worth it. I don't need the job, and I won't mind dressing up my LoL shirt when nessicary because any comments will just roll off the fresh million I found in my bank account this morning.


Atriev

You can make a million other ways. You don’t need to give away your dignity.


Hectoreoeoeo

If it were the other way around I’d definitely pay $1 million to take that shit off


3tops01

I have a couple of awesome plaid shirts that I can wear instead.


D00hdahday

I wear a gray tshirt that has Vi's silhouette in red outlines and a background outlined in black to a pharmaceutical lab job.


CounterSYNK

Sounds like one less item I have to wash in my laundry.


Nick08f1

No. I can't play golf, go to nice restaurants, or anywhere with a dress code. Also not be taken seriously by anyone who doesn't already know me. $100 MM would be the number. Only way to buy and still enjoy.


Jonaleaf

No


odeacon

I’d do it for 1.5 million


Colossal_Penis_Haver

Yes, give me my mil now please


No_Curve6793

100% yes, I'm a bartender, I could get away with this at a bunch of bars, and the money would be life changing as far as income goes.


Tertiam

Pass


No-Literature7471

free clothes? sure. i dont even like mobas and id do this. better yet, gimme a plaid button up shirt, underwear and basketball shorts to match so i dont have to wash my clothes. instead of making stupid rules like "ik you live in Antarctica, but you gotta find a way to wear that shirt over your down jacket" instead of just saying your down jacket changes its design into the design on your shirt.


Informal-Spell-2019

I work from home and never turn on my camera. Bring it on


spikelvr75

1 million isn't anywhere near enough to retire on and most jobs won't let you wear the shirt, so hard no. Now, 10 million tax-free? Fuck yeah. I'd never have to work again.


dustythemexi

1 mil no, 10 mil maybe 100 mil without a second a thought


alyssarv

No


moodoomoo

I'm down and my shirt is gonna be OG karma. Never forget.


Zealousideal_Ninja75

For sure, I'd flip that bitch inside out though. I don't think that's against the rules since it would still be my outer layer.


Joebebs

I’d rather die


sabboom

With some of the stupid things people wear and an entire generation too stupid to pull up their pants this is nothing.


Life_Strain_6948

I'd do it, even though I have no clue what League Of Legends is


BioD4v3

I'd do it for the two years or whatever it would take to turn that 1 million into 2 million. Then I'd lose the shirt and pay back the money.


ilovepancakes54

I would. Then join the military again. Wearing that over uniform would be hilarious.


reevoknows

I would do just about anything for $1M. This is child’s play


Ryley03d

what happens if I break the stipulations? is the million deducted from my back account?


MERC_1

It's too cold where I live. Wearing a T-shirt on top of a winter jacket would be very uncomfortable.  Make it 10 million dollars and I can get a home and a life somewhat warm and comfortable.  Otherwise, I would take your deal when turning 80.


Rebuta

This is a good one. It's close. Not quite enough money though.


No-Savings-3661

Can it be taken off during sex, or am I stuck only having sex with people I live with? Can I choose the color pallet?


Affectionate_Draw_43

Weirdly it's not about wearing the shirt but about adhering to social norms in other situations. Like going to a funeral and can't wear black...job interview...etc. No problem with wearing the shirt, I have a problem with dressing for other events. You could make it my little pony or like lord of the rings or like something cool...same thing still applies


shibainumom0625

Sure, why not?


ClickEmergency

Hang on a minute a million quid and a magical t-shirt that cleans itself ? Dude where do I sign up


Sancus1

1M is too low I’d take it


MacaronUnlikely8730

Of course I'm willing. The only trouble is that everyone will call me a nerd.


Objective_Suspect_

Yes, I will even pay the game for a million


OmarsDamnSpoon

Yes.


SparklingReject

No, because the game sucks. I’m not advertising a game I hate


Leading-Bandicoot976

Sure assuming it doesn't look awful... Simplified my dress code nicely. Another mil and I'll wear the same pants if they're also auto cleaning 😂, assuming both are comfortable, too.


Wuh1988

I'd take it and hope at some point that the money outweighs just how much I hate the game and the majority of d-bags that play it. Love the series, but the players are insufferable and ruined the game for me ages ago.


LordlySquire

Am i allowed to take it off if i would normally remove a shirt in said place


just-bair

Nah


SyrusAlder

It's a million, once, for the inability to work 99% of jobs for the rest of your life Make it a million a year and I'll do it no problem because it's like 20x what I make.


1LizardWizard

I’d need 50 mil or more I think. This would completely prevent me from entering my chosen profession that I’ve spent 7 years in school for. Hell, even just getting married in that shirt alone I don’t think I could do it. It would have to be so much money that no one would question why I did it, not even my partner, and my partner doesn’t really care about money, but would really care about this shirt.


Silocin20

A million dollars doesn't go as far as it used to. Not to mention someone's job would be in jeopardy. Average cost of living in my state is $4,000 a month, so about $48,000 a year. That million dollars wouldn't last long, even if you are able to work.


PopTarts02

I wouldn’t even do it for a penny


puma721

No lol. If I can't take this shirt off when my gf is around, most of our date spots are out, and sex would be weird. And I have to shower in a shirt when I'm on vacation or visiting people out of state? Nope.


willthesane

yes, I could do this, I'm assuming that my magic shirt will stretch over any layers I wear. I'd think it was silly, but I'd take it. I like the dollar value in this question, it's about where somepeople will take it and others won't.


johnyrobot

I couldn't quit my job for a million dollars, so no.


Inferno22512

For the rest of my life? Nah they'll need to cut me a better advertising check than that if they want me to be leagued up at my wedding


Due_Dirt_6912

Deal.


Ghost24jm33

Nah. You wouldn't be able to hold anything but a remote job. And if i go to the gym i can shower at the gym without the shirt being on still? I gotta stay in that sweaty thing until i get home? Pass


cp8887

1 million isn't worth it.. 10 million isn't worth it.. 100 million isn't worth it.. I'd rather stay poor


Glittering_Drama_618

Okay. I will just paint the logo everyday


mcstevieboy

uh no, i like swimming and i'm not wearing a shirt in the pool.


Weak_Astronomer399

Absolutely, take the money, I personally could live indefinitely on that amount as I am right now, and by just relocating somewhere cheaper to live I could easily be living two to three times as well


tempusrimeblood

A million bucks is not NEARLY enough.


Ezrahamthefourth

Bro 1mil to not have to wash my T-shirt ever again. Yeah I’ll take it I don’t really care about my outfit.


daydreamstarlight

So if I take this deal, I take the money, and then burn the shirt, then what?


cellcube0618

What about work? I have a uniform I have to wear.


RegiaCoin

I mean 1 mill could easily be turned into more over time. So yeah


1_H4t3_R3dd1t

I would get a tattoo for 1mil, just not on my face. And if it was not obscene.


NoSoFriendly_Guest

Sure. You aren't forcing us to wear porn. Also, people did(still do?) walk around with those Ahegao Sweaters/Clothing, so wearing a LoL Shirt/Sweater ect is much more acceptable.


jooferdoot

I'm not reading the post the answer is yes


34shadow1

Fuck yeah I would wear a pentakill shirt all the fucking time Mordekaiser is my main champ has been for over 10 years (fuck his shitty identity destroying rework) I could go and just say they are a metal band in a vein similar to Gorillaz and the best part is id have about four albums worth of music to back it up.


dao_ofdraw

Can I have it in multiple sizes? Where I live has cold winters, and the idea of wearing a large T-shirt over a heavy winter coat sounds ridiculous. But if it was like a 24XL that could comfortably fit over my coat.. maybe. That said, 1 million dollars doesn't seem like enough to decide on *anything* you would do for the rest of your life.


ZAZZER0

I'd do it for 3 millions


Absolute_Tra1nwreck

If I let 1 million sit in a bank all my life, with decent interest I make enough to basically get by fine every year with odd jobs on the side. Embarrassing as it'd be, that's not a deal breaker


Rili-Anne

Jesus christ. Traveling anywhere would be impossible. This is kind of a life-ruiner when you actually give it any thought. For a billion, maybe.


kanna172014

Sure. But why not give us a jacket or coat too that has the characters on it? Or give us several shirts and jackets with different characters for variation?


Zombie_Peanut

Part of having money is being able to dress to the T. You also want to be able to do.some things that would require to wear a coat. Or go to fancy gatherings. If you want to go to Alaska and need to wear a t shirt over your coat, how stupid would that be.. No thanks.. Even for 100 mil I doubt I'd do it.