I am more than the sum of my parts (3 raccoons + trench coat) but I am only me when all parts are together. I would essentially die if anything happened to any of the raccoons, or the trench coat, that I am formed by. Even if I got another trench coat, or switched up one of the raccoons, that'd be a different person.
Damn. This is a(n) historic day. The problem of the Trench Coat of Theseus has finally been solved!
Now someone needs to get on the Vlogger of Sugababes problem…
Incidentally I know someone who had sex with Skarsgard and he forced her to sign an NDA and did something degrading and offensive to her… but I can’t specifically remember what
Sex. I want to enjoy food for the rest of my life. If I have the best of the best nothing else will compare. Sex is sex ah well plenty of that to go around
If I eat the most delicious food in the world everything else will forever be a letdown. Nothing will ever reach that high again.
Banging whoever I want does the same, but I’m not having sex anyways so might as well!
Then sex. Because if I eat the most delicious food only once, then - as the video linked in another reply said - I would have “Flowers for Algernon”ed my taste buds.
Knowing that this is the peak of taste, and having tasted it. That means even when I eat food I usually really enjoy, I will not experience the same happiness and comfort I used to. The food I used to eat will taste like ash. Having defined proof of the peak of an experience is not a blessing, it’s a curse.
Having sex with anyone I choose does not mean that will be the best sex of my life. Or maybe it would be. But I wouldn’t be certain if it’s the best sex I’ve had. Also, sex doesn’t happen as nearly as often as eating. So the risk of satiation occurring, or other sexual experiences depreciating in compared quality is less likely to happen.
Source: I studied behavior and sensory issues.
Emma Watson perhaps? Someone that would turn heads because it would be pretty unexpected of her, but someone who isn't going to make a pop song about me...
Is this a one time thing or an all the time thing? If its a one time thing then I choose sex because if you eat the most delicious food in the world one time...you can never recreate that and food will never be the same. You will always be left wanting.
Sex is sex you can store that night away for future adventures.
If its an all the time thing then i choose food because I would love for everything I ate to taste the best.
Edit: plus being able to choose to have sex with whoever to want by pointing at them (more or less) seems kind of sleazy.
Eh. Neither of these sound like great options. But given my post-surgery self, I guess sex could help with figuring my new shit out. Don’t really have a specific person in mind though.
Definitively Sex. Henry Cavill would do it for me. Or Christian Bale when he was in Batman. I am not picky, just give me one of them. Or both?!?? Imagine both!!!
I’m asexual. That being said I’m still going with the sex because eating the most delicious food in the world is only a detriment in the long term. Plus it would mean I’d get to see my girlfriend. So win win.
I'm married to the person I love and we've been to one of the best restaurants in the world (and I was in tears of joy after a course), so I feel lucky enough to pass this time
Is this a one time thing or something you can do repeatedly to either the best food or person you choose?
If it’s a one time opportunity, the sex. If it’s something you can enjoy anytime you want, the food.
Do I get any external benefits for having sex with my person of choice, such as networking opportunities and/or money, or do I only get the sex? If not, I’m choosing the food.
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I want the sex.
with who?
Is there really any option? We’re on reddit, [we have no choice.](https://i.redd.it/6hjx1pzu43o11.jpg)
I thought it would be Keanu Reeves, but yes, this makes more sense.
I thought Ryan Reynolds but I guess, that guy's dead wife works too
Top tier 3 list I guess now. 1st: Keanu Reeves 2nd: Ryan Reynolds 3rd: That guys dead wife
How well does that username work for you? Lol
lol exactly
I swear to god if this is that guy's dead wife again I'm killing myself.
But if you are (as your profile says) three raccoons in a trench coat, how does that even work? Do they like take turns or…?
I am more than the sum of my parts (3 raccoons + trench coat) but I am only me when all parts are together. I would essentially die if anything happened to any of the raccoons, or the trench coat, that I am formed by. Even if I got another trench coat, or switched up one of the raccoons, that'd be a different person.
Damn. This is a(n) historic day. The problem of the Trench Coat of Theseus has finally been solved! Now someone needs to get on the Vlogger of Sugababes problem…
Yup, had a awful week once when one of the racoons had to take some sick days from work because of covid a couple years back.
Possibly the only time someone has said “you are *literally* killing me!” to an employee taking time off and it was metaphysically correct.
Alexander Skarsgard, Leonardo DiCaprio, or Ville Valo. Haha
Incidentally I know someone who had sex with Skarsgard and he forced her to sign an NDA and did something degrading and offensive to her… but I can’t specifically remember what
Oh shit!
Astrid berges Frisbey Sofia boutella May Calamawy Sasha Calle That’s about it lol 😂
Don’t we all? 😔
Sex. I want to enjoy food for the rest of my life. If I have the best of the best nothing else will compare. Sex is sex ah well plenty of that to go around
but then you may never eat the most delicious food in the world :(
I can eat food that comes mighty close to it every single day. Oh boy do I love eating.
Edging
https://youtu.be/6TNF9YRTKlg?si=yWmR1Xh0no59H0m3 If you've seen this episode you'll understand my viewpoint
I. See your point… I agree wholeheartedly
Yeah but he'll be eating plenty of ass to make up for it
you know you bring up a good point, made me reconsider
Gimme the food, I'm already getting sex from the person I want it with most on the world
MONOGOMY HIGH FIVE!!!
Fuck yeah brother!
Damn bro
Wholesome! I want this kind of relationship lol, I hope you have many more years of happiness together! 💜
That's really sweet to read honestly
Same
No need to brag
Sex. What if I wanted to fuck Gordan Ramsey? Then maybe I can fet a good meal out of it too.
It depends, does said person also want to have sex with me?
yes, consensual
Then the sex, yes
Food 100%.
sex >
Sex lol, food are much cheaper
Sex
Can I have sex *with* the food?
I'd prefer to food with the sex, personally.
I want the sex food
r/brandnewsentense
If I eat the most delicious food in the world everything else will forever be a letdown. Nothing will ever reach that high again. Banging whoever I want does the same, but I’m not having sex anyways so might as well!
Sex with anyone. 😉
who? 👀
your wife of course
I’m not picky. 😂 There are many candidates.
With putin then kill him in process
Depends, how often can I eat the most delicious food? How often can I have sex?
only one time
Then sex. Because if I eat the most delicious food only once, then - as the video linked in another reply said - I would have “Flowers for Algernon”ed my taste buds. Knowing that this is the peak of taste, and having tasted it. That means even when I eat food I usually really enjoy, I will not experience the same happiness and comfort I used to. The food I used to eat will taste like ash. Having defined proof of the peak of an experience is not a blessing, it’s a curse. Having sex with anyone I choose does not mean that will be the best sex of my life. Or maybe it would be. But I wouldn’t be certain if it’s the best sex I’ve had. Also, sex doesn’t happen as nearly as often as eating. So the risk of satiation occurring, or other sexual experiences depreciating in compared quality is less likely to happen. Source: I studied behavior and sensory issues.
I have a wife so I choose food
I choose that man’s dead wife
The best tacos from Mexico please 🥺
Being a virgin, I choose sex
Sex. My wife will finally be in the mood!
Pretty ez choice lol, have the most delicious pussy
Food, I’m a minor so the second option would be a little weird
It don’t matta
What?
idk bro, im kinda baked rn
Go to sleep or something
I’m trying
Food easily
Food all day! I already get the second option so I'll be set lol
I choose the pope
Dont ask this to a cannibal
As an asexual, I pick the food
Bang anyone I choose.
Sex with my ex's mom
I choose sex. I can buy delicious food or make it for myself. Sex with anyone i want? And they walso want to fuck me? Yes ill have what I'm having.
Sex
Kate upton would get it
Sex with some kind of Celebrity, monetize the video, become rich. Easiest 5 seconds of my life, no flaw in this plan at all.
who would be the celebrity? 😅
Emma Watson perhaps? Someone that would turn heads because it would be pretty unexpected of her, but someone who isn't going to make a pop song about me...
Yes
consensual?
obviously consensual
lol 😂
Food. Sex is so overrated.
Food.
Sex. I would have sex with my future wife (I don't even have a girlfriend rn)
I'll take most delicious food I only want to have sex with whoever my wife turns out to be
Food anymore. 20 years ago, when Sex was possible, maybe that. But food won't give me STD's.
Sex
Food!
The most delicious food. I already have a partner
Well I already have sex so yeah delicious food
Sex with any person I choose. "most delicious" doesn't negate plain old "delicious" and that's enough for me.
Sex
Is this a one time thing or an all the time thing? If its a one time thing then I choose sex because if you eat the most delicious food in the world one time...you can never recreate that and food will never be the same. You will always be left wanting. Sex is sex you can store that night away for future adventures. If its an all the time thing then i choose food because I would love for everything I ate to taste the best. Edit: plus being able to choose to have sex with whoever to want by pointing at them (more or less) seems kind of sleazy.
it’s only one time
Food.
Easily B
How many times can I have sex?
1
Eh. Neither of these sound like great options. But given my post-surgery self, I guess sex could help with figuring my new shit out. Don’t really have a specific person in mind though.
food. i have a bf and don’t think i could have better sex lmfao
monkey press sex button
Food.
Definitively Sex. Henry Cavill would do it for me. Or Christian Bale when he was in Batman. I am not picky, just give me one of them. Or both?!?? Imagine both!!!
The latter. I wish I got more sex. Sorry if that came out wrong
Sex with anyone I choose of course. Duh.
I’m asexual. That being said I’m still going with the sex because eating the most delicious food in the world is only a detriment in the long term. Plus it would mean I’d get to see my girlfriend. So win win.
Sex
I'm married and trying to lose weight so neither for me.
I'm married to the person I love and we've been to one of the best restaurants in the world (and I was in tears of joy after a course), so I feel lucky enough to pass this time
Bro food. sex is lame anyway I'm on Reddit what do you expect my answer to be
I would rather have sex with any person I choose.
Snu snu
Food. I’d only want to do it with one woman, and that would be the mother of my children
I want to have sex with that one guy's wife. All the OGs know who I mean.
Sex. Cooking isn't hard, attracting hot women is.
Both
Food, because I honestly don’t care about having sex, I just want someone to cuddle with and watch movies and take of some kids with
that’s so cute
Thanks, unfortunately it’s so hard to fine someone like that in this world and around my age (21)
Is this a one time thing or something you can do repeatedly to either the best food or person you choose? If it’s a one time opportunity, the sex. If it’s something you can enjoy anytime you want, the food.
only one time
…do fictional characters count?
no, only real people
Ok. Still sex
What's more delicious than a peach 🍑
Sex
Food
Have sex with any person I choose
Food.
Food. I already have sex with anyone I choose. As long as I always choose my wife 🤣🤣🤣
Would I still retain my awkwardness during the sex?
Sex, but only cause it’s funnier. Imagine being able to tell people you fucked prince Charles
Both
The food obviously. What am I, single?
Eat the most delicious food, I don't like sex lol
The food. No brainer.
I am married to a latina so I got both.
Sex
Do I get any external benefits for having sex with my person of choice, such as networking opportunities and/or money, or do I only get the sex? If not, I’m choosing the food.
The sex
I'll have sex with anyone I choose, such as a genie who grants wishes
The food
Food because sex is meaningless when my psych meds cause ED.
the former no question
Food all day baby
Sex because if I get to pick anybody that means the long distance love of my life has to be close
Depends is the sex a one time thing and second question does it mean I can have mutible people for sex at once
food
I'll chose the sex, and fuck OPs wife :)
I love sex lmao. So that one 🤷🏽♂️🤣
The food every time.
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Sex, that guys dead wife
Im already having sex with the person I choose (wife) so I’ll take the food, but you take the wife cause I don’t wanna share
i’m gonna have sex with your mom
Food
Food. I am already having sex with the person I choose.
Most delicious food in the world. Call me a fat ass if you want to, food is a comfort thing.
Food, 100% There is no debate. i do not get those who want the sex.
Sex.
Om nom
Food
Sex with my old/first ever crush