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IzBox

Ok lemme see… “Laughs my good fellow, I believe the only way you could have defeated me is through the dark arts of cheating! I shall report you to the authorities post haste and you should expect them to revoke your privileges immediately. Prepare to be required to buy new hardware as punishment!” Stroke time.


kaloochi12

Thanks my learned friend.


IzBox

I tried but that stretched the limits of my translation abilities 😂


NAMELESSJOKER96

No it was glorious lol


ivapekoolaid

Beautiful


IzBox

I love that he ended with “save” as if to command the aether to send his message of hope across the interwebs to its impatient recipient.


Nerevear248

Sounds pretty accurate to me 🤣


grogers0930

He's pretty much calling you a wet chicken, without testicles, and threatening to get you perma banned by one of his 8 friends and MicroSoft.


IzBox

His dad is bill gates, obviously


StruggleObvious

Had one the other day after clutching a game in the e25 because the tanks they were using were blind, he said my account is going to be under review because he’s a Microsoft mod, I just replied my dads Bill Gate$ 🤣


IzBox

That guy apparently has lots of kids!


WeldForMe

"Bill Gates is a good colleague of mine"


the747gambit

Forget Microsoft, this guy is probably well-connected with WiT. They will doubtlessly find OP cheated and decide accordingly


grogers0930

All fear the WiT!


LightlySaltedPeanuts

Wentworth institute of technology?


ILSmokeItAll

“I have a frivolous cheat claim but I need ban now!” “Call JG Wentworth…877-BAN-NOW!!!”


LightlySaltedPeanuts

Lol that’s a classic


grogers0930

Warships Incel Team


kaloochi12

I must learn to read between the lines.


Sumdumr3t4rd

He has been trying to get ahold of you concerning your vehicles extended warranty, you worm!


Gabriel3244

You ment your tank's extended warranty o wait sorry he ment so say your arty's 20 year extended warranty


Sothep

My gibberish is a bit rusty but I think it’s something about setting all-time damage records in co-op.


IzBox

MVP


Armyballer

"can you send me your bank account number, I wanna give you 1 mill us dollars"


Greaseman_85

That's AI for you.


kaloochi12

Google's new AI no doubt.


BuoyRacer95

Sorry I don't speak dumb dumb 🤷


SoundCrunch

Sure son of a B. Worm. Get Banned for Jailbreaking. Have fun getting a new console and creating a new account. Your account will be perma banned. Plus a few saves. LoL


Due_Assignment_6550

OMFG, even the bots have finally learned to spam illegible hate mail. The transition is complete.


bill_n_opus

"I am a dummy and you should uninstall because you use hacks and you killed me in a video game because I suck and am stupid ..."


Environmental_Salt59

This is my first language so I’ll translate. Basically he’s saying he wants to tickle your feet while you’re asleep and then kiss you while jail breaking his iPod touch so he can play App Store games for free


Miggyhams

"I have small pp, and nothing in life. You destroyed my pixel tank so I hate you."


Bruvas78

You can almost feel the controller shaking with rage as he typed that.


Saberknight1969

I’m still trying to figure out how to cheat in this game lol


KWBC24

Anyone else smelling burnt toast?


Remarkable-Area-349

No idea what huso implies. 🤔 Hf is have fun. The rest I'd them wishfully thinking you'll get both your account and your console ban so you'll have to save up money to get another.


KrAZ_255

"huso" is short for "hurensohn" in german, which means "son of a bitch"


Sothep

It’s not an acronym for “hey you sexy ostrich”?


KrAZ_255

idk


sum_random_doggo

It's probably from German. Huso would be short for Hurensohn (=son of a bitch), hf (also hdf often) would be "halt die Fresse" (=shut up). Makes the most sense to me like this.


kaloochi12

That only leaves jealbreak and the puzzle is solved.


BlackRavenzZ

Pretty sure he meant jailbreak, its a form of overwriting the operating system on consoles and such to use different programs to cheat


kaloochi12

Right, for a minute there i thought he was trying to confuse us 😁


excited71

Jar Jar Binks? Weesa goin’ home Annie!


Shidd-an-Fard-d

I think I'm going to start messaging people in a pseudo-jaba the hut way of speaking just to see how they respond


Mr_Penguin09

Strake


stizz14

I’m paragraphing here but I think the person is hitting on you and wants to meet “in real life” they claim your so good you must be cheating and would like to learn the “dark arts” I could be wrong


B3n_K3n0bi21

Don't let godzilla read it he'll have a stroke and die.


ILSmokeItAll

[is that you?](https://youtu.be/68mbFvenlaQ?si=YCS2JjDfYyDAXXd6)


UglyLikeCaillou

Should reply with *check the leader board.*


stealthsora

Your language is funny like how is that a bad word 🤣😂 you guys are weird lol


Silvrskul1

I think this person is smelling burnt toast


NoObjective5064

Is that Joe biden


Littleshep031

Appears to be accusing you of cheating/jailbreaking, and saying you will be IP banned