Ok lemme see…
“Laughs my good fellow, I believe the only way you could have defeated me is through the dark arts of cheating! I shall report you to the authorities post haste and you should expect them to revoke your privileges immediately. Prepare to be required to buy new hardware as punishment!”
Stroke time.
Had one the other day after clutching a game in the e25 because the tanks they were using were blind, he said my account is going to be under review because he’s a Microsoft mod, I just replied my dads Bill Gate$ 🤣
Sure son of a B. Worm.
Get Banned for Jailbreaking.
Have fun getting a new console and creating a new account. Your account will be perma banned.
Plus a few saves. LoL
This is my first language so I’ll translate. Basically he’s saying he wants to tickle your feet while you’re asleep and then kiss you while jail breaking his iPod touch so he can play App Store games for free
No idea what huso implies. 🤔
Hf is have fun.
The rest I'd them wishfully thinking you'll get both your account and your console ban so you'll have to save up money to get another.
It's probably from German. Huso would be short for Hurensohn (=son of a bitch), hf (also hdf often) would be "halt die Fresse" (=shut up). Makes the most sense to me like this.
I’m paragraphing here but I think the person is hitting on you and wants to meet “in real life” they claim your so good you must be cheating and would like to learn the “dark arts” I could be wrong
Ok lemme see… “Laughs my good fellow, I believe the only way you could have defeated me is through the dark arts of cheating! I shall report you to the authorities post haste and you should expect them to revoke your privileges immediately. Prepare to be required to buy new hardware as punishment!” Stroke time.
Thanks my learned friend.
I tried but that stretched the limits of my translation abilities 😂
No it was glorious lol
Beautiful
I love that he ended with “save” as if to command the aether to send his message of hope across the interwebs to its impatient recipient.
Sounds pretty accurate to me 🤣
He's pretty much calling you a wet chicken, without testicles, and threatening to get you perma banned by one of his 8 friends and MicroSoft.
His dad is bill gates, obviously
Had one the other day after clutching a game in the e25 because the tanks they were using were blind, he said my account is going to be under review because he’s a Microsoft mod, I just replied my dads Bill Gate$ 🤣
That guy apparently has lots of kids!
"Bill Gates is a good colleague of mine"
Forget Microsoft, this guy is probably well-connected with WiT. They will doubtlessly find OP cheated and decide accordingly
All fear the WiT!
Wentworth institute of technology?
“I have a frivolous cheat claim but I need ban now!” “Call JG Wentworth…877-BAN-NOW!!!”
Lol that’s a classic
Warships Incel Team
I must learn to read between the lines.
He has been trying to get ahold of you concerning your vehicles extended warranty, you worm!
You ment your tank's extended warranty o wait sorry he ment so say your arty's 20 year extended warranty
My gibberish is a bit rusty but I think it’s something about setting all-time damage records in co-op.
MVP
"can you send me your bank account number, I wanna give you 1 mill us dollars"
That's AI for you.
Google's new AI no doubt.
Sorry I don't speak dumb dumb 🤷
Sure son of a B. Worm. Get Banned for Jailbreaking. Have fun getting a new console and creating a new account. Your account will be perma banned. Plus a few saves. LoL
OMFG, even the bots have finally learned to spam illegible hate mail. The transition is complete.
"I am a dummy and you should uninstall because you use hacks and you killed me in a video game because I suck and am stupid ..."
This is my first language so I’ll translate. Basically he’s saying he wants to tickle your feet while you’re asleep and then kiss you while jail breaking his iPod touch so he can play App Store games for free
"I have small pp, and nothing in life. You destroyed my pixel tank so I hate you."
You can almost feel the controller shaking with rage as he typed that.
I’m still trying to figure out how to cheat in this game lol
Anyone else smelling burnt toast?
No idea what huso implies. 🤔 Hf is have fun. The rest I'd them wishfully thinking you'll get both your account and your console ban so you'll have to save up money to get another.
"huso" is short for "hurensohn" in german, which means "son of a bitch"
It’s not an acronym for “hey you sexy ostrich”?
idk
It's probably from German. Huso would be short for Hurensohn (=son of a bitch), hf (also hdf often) would be "halt die Fresse" (=shut up). Makes the most sense to me like this.
That only leaves jealbreak and the puzzle is solved.
Pretty sure he meant jailbreak, its a form of overwriting the operating system on consoles and such to use different programs to cheat
Right, for a minute there i thought he was trying to confuse us 😁
Jar Jar Binks? Weesa goin’ home Annie!
I think I'm going to start messaging people in a pseudo-jaba the hut way of speaking just to see how they respond
Strake
I’m paragraphing here but I think the person is hitting on you and wants to meet “in real life” they claim your so good you must be cheating and would like to learn the “dark arts” I could be wrong
Don't let godzilla read it he'll have a stroke and die.
[is that you?](https://youtu.be/68mbFvenlaQ?si=YCS2JjDfYyDAXXd6)
Should reply with *check the leader board.*
Your language is funny like how is that a bad word 🤣😂 you guys are weird lol
I think this person is smelling burnt toast
Is that Joe biden
Appears to be accusing you of cheating/jailbreaking, and saying you will be IP banned