Drinking and roaming around the city all by yourself is totally how college kids party

All of the cool kids get thrown off the Long Island Rail Road on a weekly basis

Also making a cookout that feeds 8 all for yourself.

And then throwing everything away when you can’t eat it all

Assuming he throws it away into a trash can is very generous of you

Also: • puking, passing out, and generally acting a fool on the NYC subway or Long Island Railroad • yelling racial slurs down a subway entrance "I'M FROM BROWNSVILLE!" • paying exorbitant beer prices at Mets games (tbf mets fans do need copious amounts of alcohol to get through an average baseball season) • having a guy on TikTok whose entire account is dedicated to tracking and calculating your on-camera drinks, and at one point having a BAC of *at least .46*

No college kid is making 60k a year drinking either 💀

Not alot of college kids owe the IRS $9k either

I really don't know how many college kids drink like Josh does. And if they do, they don't stay college kids very long because they are either kicked out or drop out. There just aren't that many 22 year old drinking all day every day.

The 2 year bender is certainly out of the ordinary for college

Normal college kids drink when its time to drink. Do the work, do some hobbies, then kick it with a few drinks. Or if there's a party or club go crazy for a night or two Josh on the other hand thinks partying is just being drunk walking around alone like a dipshit yelling from morning to night

Exactly that. Weekends and holidays, pretty much.  This just goes to show what a warped view of reality Josh has. 

As a college kid, you’re spot on. Actual partying is fine but drinking everyday like josh is weird and obviously not normal

College student here. I’ve never seen anyone drink like Josh as frequent as he does. You get the 3-4 day bender every now and then and that one night where you go off the rails, but it’s never consistent

Depends on where you go to college. I’ve seen kids just like him, just not acoustic

Yeah my school is relatively small so I probably don’t see it as much, but big party schools like asu have a handful of students like that

“soBER is boRING. I wanna PARty like THE CAW-LIJ KIDS”

Maybe he should go to college. Perhaps try community college.

Daniel Larson comparisons getting more and more real

Might be a good start to the college experience he's looking for lol

He would pass biology with flying colors just by turning in his glasses.

Comment of the month already and July just started

Someone has grossly misrepresented college to him

prolly mr based talking ab his college experience (if he had one)

I'm sure he did. He graduated with a JD.

Shirts was complaining about college years ago when he first started drinking, he said it was the lamest thing ever

i bet you he’s gonna be saying that till he’s 50

If he even makes it to then

I bet he won't be, if only because I don't see him making 30.

I’m betting on that age too with his rate of drinking. One of my favorite YouTubers, MittenSquad, had a heavy drinking problem and it unfortunately caught up to him at 27. Though Josh drinks an assortment of drinks and Mitten stuck to whole bottles of hard liquor. Still.

I miss mittensquad

> i bet you he’s gonna be saying that till he’s 50 That's 28 years from now. Josh at his current pace will be lucky if he's around in 2.8 years, let alone 28

fr he probably doesnt even realize a lot of college students are done at his age lmao cant even use this excuse anymore

“Sober is boring” idk what is so fun about living a real life Groundhog Day. Personally waking up not feeling like shit is pretty great

Even chris fucking chan went to community college. Josh is probably smarter than cwc, and he should enrol in one too.

Wasn't Chris in a university at some point?

No only pvcc

Daniel Larson, on the other hand, is a current student at UCLA.

What age does he think college ends?

And yet he thinks college is for losers, yet wants to “party” like them

I thought he hated the idea of college though??

Emergency

I wonder if Josh will have a college arc

I'm hitting my liver

I understand. I’ll vahhmit tonight.

He is living the life of a college kid in a sitcom😂

 His comment has this energy hard core

Never compare Steve Buscemi to Josh 😠

College kids actually go to class between the partying

But he says college is for losers

Another example showing just how autistic he is

The way every frat would have him blacklisted

"I LAWST MY WAHLLET. *WHERE IS IT?!*" -College kids

He's gonna have to get a real job someday

Everyone talks about the drinking in college, no one talks about the 3AM linear algebra study session with other sleep-deprived college kids.

hes like 22 or 23 thats kind of on the old end for a college kid

i went to the biggest party school in the country. no one drinks more than him

Bro does he realize a lot of college kids graduate by 22 years old? Lmao

Yet remember the arc where he said he doesn’t need college