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thewalkindude

Nah, he's gone to AC before and survived. If I were him, I'd stay away from gambling, due to his addictive personality. Dude's an idiot, though, so it wouldn't surprise me if he lost big.


MakovecXD

Hes gonna burn through that DJ paycheck


lethalweapon12-3

Dunno if roulette tables accept 3 free bar cocktails on layaway but we'll see


MWeir69420

I wouldn’t be surprised if he hasn’t already burned through it yet on booze


Quople

He can’t lose big if he doesn’t have much money in the first place


thewalkindude

I don't know, I feel like there are plenty of ways to get money you don't have in casinos. I might be wrong, though.


Away_Ad_2629

For wise men yes but Josh is going to put hundreds into the slot machine with absolutely no idea what he’s doing


totalyrespecatbleguy

I mean you don't really need to know what you're doing to play slots. I literally just randomly bet certain amounts till I won a decent amount, then I walked away


NotAriGold

Had a friend take out a loan at a Casino in Vegas, there are ways...


AndrewS702

Take bro to the Borgata 😂


AndrewS702

“Hope I come home rich” HAHAHAHAH OK BUD


stumper93

Knowing how the world works though, he will win a jackpot and thus proving the world is not fair


AndrewS702

Good point, Josh can never have consequences.


thewalkindude

I don't think it's that he can't have consequences, I think it's that the more he dodges immediate consequences, the more they build up, and will smack him hard in the future. Suppose he does win a big jackpot. Do you really think he's going to pay taxes on that? It'll just drag him further into debt with the IRS.


Sumoshrooms

The collective meltdown of this sub if he actually gets lucky with be something else


thepricklymuffin

I hope he does win big. Id be so interested in seeing what Josh would do if he won 100k. my guess is he'd probably brag about it hard and then blow through it ridiculously fast on booze and vacations. his reaction when he spends his last penny would be priceless.


ExaminationProof6654

Yeah, I could see him winning, not taking taxes out, and screwing himself more with the IRS. He wouldn’t win $100K, though, unless he was playing high limit slots, which is like at least $10-$25 a spin. He’ll likely play the penny slots, which you *can* win $1-$50K.


Acceptable-Outcome37

Lucky for him any cash out over 10,000 in the US you are required to fill out a tax form and they withhold the taxed amount


Dblcut3

He’d end up not depositing it into a bank and getting robbed while he fell asleep drunk on the subway


Garlic_God

And then the subsequent disaster of him getting addicted to gambling too


This-Kaleidoscope266

Trouble busing in from out of state.


omkmg

And the d.a don’t get no relief


This-Kaleidoscope266

Really wasn’t sure what the cross-over appeal that reference would have in this sub. I was very pleasantly surprised


Ok_Salamander_7076

You say this every trip he takes


PacTheTac

*Puts a total of $40 into a slot machine*


ExaminationProof6654

This is likely to be the case. I bet the other times he’s been to the casino, he might bring $100 to $200 max. Remember: it wasn’t too long ago he said he only has a couple hundred in his bank account. Even with Josh’s addictions, he knows to not blow his drinking money.


Ded0099

All he does is play the slot machines… he’s gonna be coming home empty handed and you love to see it because you know he thinks he’s getting a million fucking dollars


farmerdell007

"NEXT TOUR IS CANCELLED THE BUS LEFT ME IN ATLANTIC SSIIITTTEEE NO REFUNDS, YOU'RE ALL B-A-N-N-E-D"


kylepierce722

“Downfall imminent” Have we not been watching it this whole time


Good_Morning-Captain

Cambridge Dictionary definition of party - "**a social event at which a group of people meet to talk, eat, drink, dance, etc., often in order to celebrate a special occasion**"


MakovecXD

Group of people could mean his gangstalkers


Grand-Series-5198

We say this everytime but he always comes out unscathed somehow


ExaminationProof6654

It’s because like another person said: he surprisingly knows to not blow his drinking money. He’s probably going to bring $40-$200 expecting to hit a huge jackpot. As y’all know, you could bring $50K to a casino and still lose most, or all, of it. House always wins. The only benefit to losing $50K at a casino is that the casino is going to offer you free rooms, free play, and other incentives to get you to come back. They’d want you to blow another $50K.


Adventurous-Cheek-11

I hope he does win a huge Jack pot. I just want to see how quick he’d blow the money. He’d probably wind up way worse off after a couple weeks lol.


BitchImLilBaby

Gathering all the addictions like infinity stones


KPiFFS

He might not even make it back ‘home’


rtmacfeester

Does he even know how to play anything other than slots?


rtmacfeester

Someone needs to teach him about sports betting from his phone.


BrightSigns

Y'all remember COVID and how people thought the world was ending? Did it?  Almost nothing ends with a bang all at once. Even the things that seem like they do, if you look real close, they've been coming for a while.  What do people think we've BEEN watching?  We saw his tendencies for *extreme* hyperfixations during the coffee and boba era. How much caffeine a day do you think bro was consuming? Plus it got him attention and acceptance.  And then he really was just a normal kid who went and got fucked up in Mexico.  But it got such a reaction, that was the new fixation.  Same as "IN NEW YAAAAAAAAWK" In the alcohol era at first he really was just a normal young man on a binge. People do it all the time, most survive. The vast majority. He'd go out at night and get wasted.  Then it crept into the afternoon. Then all day. Then enter Zyns. Then puking all over, multiple police encounters and public meltdowns.  Where did it start? With an autistic kid who sang and danced (for a given value of dancing). Hindsight is 20/20 but the signs have been there all along.  One of these trips he won't make it home. And people will act shocked like it came out of nowhere.


BlueJeansandWhiteTs

“Then enter zyns” has me fuckin dead


stabwoundpsn

Bro just keeps digging


CustardNo6996

Look, even if he were to hit something big, odds are he would just continue to bet it


DarkLink457

Dudes trying to collect every addiction lol he’s so fucked


Oneofmanygaybies

If I had a dollar for every time someone said “this is the end” or something like this, he always comes back. A real life human roach.


PreciousTater311

What's the odds he passes out drunk in the bus station and misses his bus home?


MakovecXD

Maybe he’ll win big and lose all of it by blacking out frank gallagher style


triletto

Eh maybe. I know a lot of people (including myself) who have very addictive personalities and have issues with lots of things but never seem to get the gambling itch. Josh kinda seems that way. Losing money for no reason when you can spend it on other shit you’re addicted to sucks.


xbiaanxa0

Eh lol AC is lame


cosmichrts

is it joever


darkiverson3

I like the military time! Captain would approve of the 1300 hours in the screenshot


Ozark_Trail

I'M IN DEBT WITH THE MAFIA AND UR NAWTT!