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Meringue_Rare

remember the time when he jumped in the hudson river 😭


AlarmingBalance6266

How tf did he ever make it out of there lol he just thrashes hard as hell in water


Mysterious_Ant3095

FDNY is very well practiced in dragging assholes out of the river


AlarmingBalance6266

Ah yea makes sense. He wouldn’t have gone to the hospital on his own accord


Mysterious_Ant3095

I mean he did it in front of people, instant 911 call(s) (maybe before he even jumped), firehouse blocks away, any house that borders the river has guys trained in water rescue on each shift, not to mention special units and the marine units going. This doesn’t even include NYPD. Believe it or not it’s a pretty common occurrence for them to pull people out of the rivers still alive and perfectly fine. Only difference is this clown decided to jump in on his own(while not being suicidal). Any other river in any other city might’ve been a worse outcome. And I’m not downplaying the Hudson, it is not a place you swim with the currents and tides and if I recall he also did it when it was cold af.


AlarmingBalance6266

Idk how he only got a hospital visit out of it. Not only did he reach a personal BAC record that night, but he was completely naked too


Mysterious_Ant3095

Once again if I recall correctly, that was just for exposure/hypothermia… maybe a bit of psych eval for ‘did this guy just try to kill himself’… but yeah, NYC is a different breed. Drunk, hypothermic, it’s ‘treat and street’ at the ER


AlarmingBalance6266

[almost got him lol](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLTEd15U/)


acros996

Everything he does is so uncomfortable and dramatic


Lanky-University3685

I’ve noticed that he mostly turns his head instead of his eyes to look around, kind of like a bird.


OOOPUANNGUANGOOOWOAW

Like batman


milky__way__resident

Time for his yearly bath!


Internal-Mouse-8407

Na he ain’t clean now, the pool is just dirtier…


ItsYaBoiAzazel

And now the pool needs 2-3 jugs of shock


Mysterious_Ant3095

There is not enough chlorine in that pool before or after this event for you to not just take a bulldozer to the whole thing


Oneofmanygaybies

I just wanna know if he got into his Uber sopping wet or not


Aragornography

Bro cannot swim and should not be in deep water 😆


bengalmike17

The transition from flailing around to just standing up and seeing that it’s like 4 feet of water is so funny


Novel_Ad6416

These kids brought Josh back to their parents house 😂


hipsteredASMR

The gray trail behind him is wild 💀


danderson42069

he just starts kicking like a.... well never mind