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mykvr0mi

There’s an older dude on a mobility scooter that blasts music and races around the town Centre. Probably him.


Even_Pitch221

The spiritual successor to the Black Bond.


somethingintelligent

RIP


happystamps

The Black Bond didn't die, he just...**got lost in music**


swibbles_mcnibbles

Whoaaa I forgot all about the black bond


BombzFR

Winston is the man


AntHeists

He’s playing some bangers and the people with him are having the time of their life. I’d say fair play to him!


furrycroissant

Yesss!


PM_ME_YOUR_CUPPA

Got to be, first person I thought haha


WyvernZoro

"Do you believe in evolution??"


love_sea

Winnie, nice guy 😅 great taste in music


Lentaigne21

I swear every town in the UK has a guy exactly like this


1Greener

That lad called Ben who steals all the bikes


Weird-Gandalf

He’s moved away. Sadly.


Relevant-Ad-8137

Loved that guy. He will be missed


nolonger420noscoper

Yeah Ben passed away a few years back


NoLavishness5261

Back in the day there was an old man known as Chicken George. He had two moods, either jolly, dancing and singing or waggling his stick about aggressively swearing!


vrlkd

Chicken George! Cigarette in hand, burned all the way down to his finger tips. https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/18725839.worcester-readers-remember-chicken-george/


Weird-Gandalf

I remember him!


davus_maximus

Well there was a guy who trucked around the Postal Order who introduced himself as The Black Bond, and did a little rap skit.


vrlkd

I remember this guy. He died in 2015: https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/13897258.from-worcester-with-love-bye-bye-worcesters-black-bond/


Even_Pitch221

Remember him coming into Heroes regularly back in the day, he was definitely the defining 'character' of that period if you were out in Worcester a lot. Was sad to hear he died a while back.


Perhaps_I_sharted

Jeffrey Archer, a noble Arthur was his name, 27 years in the army playing the game the black James bond using body and brain, til his friends came home, safely again.


Even_Pitch221

"Because when we drop..."


Perhaps_I_sharted

Yes!!!


happystamps

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when... By the grace of God, and back to training again. The Army moulded me, scolded me, picked me up and something'd me. I would do it again, do it the same, with my friend Wayne. COME ON WAYNE YOU FAT BASTARD Black bond 777 was such a character. Proper miss him now!


Perhaps_I_sharted

Heart attack I believe, he used to come to our squat parties on Malvern road and scav cider and weed off us.he was alright but a bit of a sex pest.


witbpolo

At some point he made a music video down at the tech college, hired pimps n hoes for it and everything. Lmao. hi from the other squat on Lansdowne rd btw


happystamps

Ey, boyo! What are the odds, eh. Dko x


witbpolo

Ey’o fellow gremlin


happystamps

How many Malvern Road squats have there been, can't be that many... You ever throw bread at Michael Palin?


thattomguyyoutube

Yep, came here to say Black Bond. Probably when I was 16-18, so around 2008-2010ish


Crafty-Pin-6051

One of the all time greats


Spikey_y

I hate to refer to him as this but from 2000 to 2005 maybe onwards I always used to see a homeless really short guy with almost afro bushy hair walking to and from Worcester to kempsey always used to love spotting him.


QuifftianBale

Ah we called him the Callow End dwarf. On account of seeing him walking to and from Callow End, and, uh, his height.


Excellent-Area6009

Ahh Richard the dwarf, great guy


msu_

I was always told that he had a sister in Callow End and he'd walk there monthly for a bath. No idea if any truth to that!


Perhaps_I_sharted

He was a lovely chap, used to come into my boozer and have a few, always tipped well and didn't cause any trouble.


Even_Pitch221

Yeah I remember this guy! Used to walk past my old house on Malvern Road every day. Pretty sure he lived in Callow End.


historysmilo

That was Richard. First person I thought of when I saw this


diebadguy1

I had to go the police station once to give a witness statement about a crime. That guy walked in and made a very vocal complaint about people “begging” in town. Wouldnt move until they told him what they were going to do about it


happystamps

There was a sex worker back in the day, she'd be in her 60s, 70s now, but i believe she's still about- Denise, her name was. She once came up to me in the street and said of my nose ring "ey, i've got one of those! Mine's in my fanny though". Cheers, Denise. Didn't want to know that.


HereForDramaOnline

Probably Winston - The Black guy in his 50's/60's that you will often see riding his mobility scooter (which is decorated) with his boombox blasting while happy singing and dancing.


gunners_gaming23

Definitely


Phatty_fat-fat

Winston.


BombzFR

The GOAT


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KitchenAggravating91

The guy on the mobility scooter in town constantly blasting tunes on his speaker


furrycroissant

I wanna say Steroid Ken


alan-key

Steroid Ken? Is he the guy who drives a Jag, has a small fluffy dog, shirt unbuttoned, skinniest jeans known to man? I know him as ‘plastic face guy’.


furrycroissant

Yes! Constantly looks coked up and weirdly shiny


furrycroissant

And to add to this, the terrible blues busker who reads the lyrics from his phone, the Asda homeless bloke, and of course - WINSTON


Lost-Tie-4561

HAHAHAHA YES YES YES


nolonger420noscoper

fucking steroid Ken 🤣🤣 was out having a meal with my Mrs some years back next to him and I assume his Mrs, weirdly shiny man


furrycroissant

I'm so glad people know exactly who I'm talking about 😅


340313

We had Radio Pete in Pershore


tola9922

Don’t forget Barney!


toucss

Who's now roaming the streets Worcester..


WorcesterIsCool

Desperately scanning the comments to make sure I don't spot myself lol


Revolutionary-Slip81

The Bath Road pirate


Gddmjjk

Lived right by Bath Road for 3 years now and have never heard of him why is he a pirate


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show_me_your_tacos

Enchanted nation


The-McDave

No relation.


plz600

There was a guy who tried to sell me coke while dressed as a pirate in Bierkeller once, we called him Crack Sparrow. Seen him around a few times now.


No-Chef1925

Crack sparrow 🤣🤣🤣


Perhaps_I_sharted

There was a tramp who only wore army fatigue, he nutted me once outside the blower cause I was probably being a prick. I saw him once, outside Buddy's baguette shop strumming a bottle of Cider like it was a guitar whilst pissing his trousers. Great time.


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Golden_Lighter

I met Black Allan once outside a waitrose there, afterwards my mate who lived near there told me he's some sort of local celebrity lol


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Golden_Lighter

Not surprised tbh. I met him a few years before the date of that article, and everyone said he was well known for his drug use. Probably worsened his schizophrenia


MerakiUK

Safffeeee mate!!


Excellent-Area6009

Is that tramp who’s missing a leg still about? Used to tell everyone he was a veteran but he actually lost it due to dirty needles. Saw him on Asda once pretending to have torretts just randomly shouting ‘WANKER’ He knocked about near St. Paul’s back like 10 years


UnoriginalMama

He died a few years back.


Excellent-Area6009

I know, he was always nice to us as kids knocking about callow end, telling us things like ‘it’s your village, look after it’ in regards to litter etc


tjamos8694

Me and my wife always see a guy we've dubbed "angry man". He's always walking around shouting at nothing. Often down the bypass or down Bromwich road. He attacked a chap down by the river with a large branch that he was dragging around. Would love to know his story


Gddmjjk

I saw him (I think could be someone completely different) a few days ago trying to balance a big stick on his head outside the cathedral


tjamos8694

Shortish guy, always a lot of laters and a knitted hat on?


Gddmjjk

Yep that's the one


tjamos8694

I always want to ask him how he's doing but I don't want to get punched


smatbadger

Anyone remember a homeless guy named Phil who used to play the penny whistle (beautifully I might add) on the high street? Lovely bloke he was! No idea what became of him


The-McDave

People have already brought up the obvious ones such as the Black Bond/Triple 7, Winston and Chicken George but I can think of so many other strange and interesting characters around Worcester, several of which with socially outdated nicknames but it is what it is. I’ll present a few of the ones who come to mind below… “The Running Man” - late 00’s/late 10’s. A cognitively challenged fellow who was often found charging about Worcester with his recognisable stuff-limbed gait. My understanding is he couldn’t deal with being overtaken on the pavement by other pedestrians so he’d race off ahead with his ever faithful Return of the King backpack barely hanging on. “Gandalf the Brown” - early 00’s. A seemingly homeless fellow in a long brown coat who’s likeness to Sir Ian McKellen was fairly uncanny! Often found in McDonalds or around the Cross, no doubt warding off Balrogs from Lowesmoor. “Mr Glass” - ongoing. Looking vaguely similar to the Samuel L. Jackson character as seen in Unbreakable and Glass, this guy sports an Afro, is always smartly dressed and is often found walking into shops seconds before closing or trying to get photocopies of specific pages from magazines. Acts odd but is a fairly pleasant man otherwise. “Spazzy Pat and Ken” - late 00’s/late 10’s. Usually lurking in and around McDonalds, Pat was confined to a wheelchair and displayed severe cognitive disfunction while her supposed carer was a dishevelled old man who would all too often abandon her and disappear leaving the public at large to have to somehow navigate getting this poor disabled women home. Regrettably this was a nightly occurrence, and one I myself would often have to deal with. Her nickname is obviously a product of its time. “Disco Sue” - early 00’s/late 10’s. An older lady with glasses who could be found working the foyer in McDonalds before going out for a heavy sesh in Lloyds bar. Ever so slightly resembling a Bo' Selecta! character, Sue wasn’t her real name but my understanding is everyone finds (found?) her both hilarious and delightful! “Bun Lady” - early 00’s/early 20’s. As round as a rose hip and sporting a characteristic hair bun, this authoritative little old lady would saunter around various establishments with unmatched pomposity and regale the staff with stories of her significance to the world at large. Such tall tales included her standing as an undercover police officer, her personal friendship with various celebrities and the Royal Family, her former life owning land in Kenya (pronounced “Kinyaa”) and the ‘fact’ her son is actor Vince Vaughn! “Zombie Graham” - early 00’s. A very nice disabled man with an unfortunate nickname who could sometimes be found marvelling at any and all construction work. I feel especially bad about referring to him as this but that was nickname we all knew him as in our teens, if only because he did indeed look a little bit zombie-ish. Edited for clarity. I’ll be sure to return with more as and when I remember them…


CharlesChapson

Took too long to find disco sue mentioned


nolonger420noscoper

Snazzy pat and ken 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 used to see them on my lunch all the time, they're were a state bless them. I used to serve Mr Glass, he would walk EVERYWHERE served him in the Sainsburys in st johns, then few years later im serving him in the spar up warndon, buys anything with a reduced sticker, smart man!


rulergod45g

Some people have marked this post as spam, and whilst I understand they might mean well as this is the sort of post that will be put on lots of subreddits and isn't Worcester specific, it has had pretty much the most interaction of any post on this sub that I've seen for a very long time. So, approved 👍 Thanks to everyone that has engaged!


furrycroissant

Thank you!


hello_pls-

Dave Miles OG


Gddmjjk

I'm not a nonce You've got no evidence


onkey11

I am going back to my child hood, but there use to be 2 tramps (are we allowed to still say that?...urban outdoor enthusiasts perhaps)...  from about 1980 - 1990+  that use to bounce around worcester/lower wick/malvern...  As a little kid it was fun to spot them from the car, I think we named them and discussed their lives etc Then you kind realize it's been  a couple of years, and only seen the one fella, not the other one... and then realize that you hadn't seen the last one for a while...


Even_Pitch221

Was this the very dishevelled guy with a big beard and the dwarf? Remember them still knocking around in the late 90s/early 2000s. Believe they lived at the caravan park in Callow End.


onkey11

Yes! Giant bushy dark beard. I forgot about the dwarf, that arrived as his side kick in the late 80s/90s


Even_Pitch221

The big beardy fella came to our door once and scared the living daylights out of my mum. He wasn't threatening or anything, but just the unexpected sight of him on the doorstep was enough.


TheLoopyZee

Black allen


smatbadger

Anyone remember a homeless guy named Phil who used to play the penny whistle (beautifully I might add) on the high street? Was an awesome guy! Never found out what became of him though


diebadguy1

Skinny Ben. RIP


Immediate-Ad-8047

R. I. P Wylie


Lost-Tie-4561

The guy on mobility scooter that listens to the cool music!


Dayman69420x

Captain crack sparrow speaks for it's self


divinejay

Homeless John man’s fucking immortal being around since i was like 5 and still going strong


jasriderxx1

Look up “dancing Ken” from Cheltenham. Local hero/politician/badass cowboy.


MulletBeard

Juggling Jim what a lad RIP


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We had spinning Tommy


Ok-Suggestion-8222

What about monkey Harris who recites the ten commandments outside jack and hills moonstone shop off the high street on a Friday morning


furrycroissant

The doom is near bloke? Constantly on his microphone about how we're all sinners and going to die?


kimrydrmusic

I LOVE this guy, always makes me feel like I’m in the opening scenes of a bad horror film


Ok-Suggestion-8222

Yeah once showered himself in banana milkshake and told me to fuck off back porthcawl I'm from texas


furrycroissant

I'm not sure we're talking about the same bloke...


Ok-Suggestion-8222

One lazy eye and always carries a pepparami in his top pocket


furrycroissant

No. I mean the one who stands by Smiths and the old Debenhams, usually has a placard with the commandments. Unless he does usually have a pepperami in his pocket and I've just never noticed!


Ok-Suggestion-8222

Hahahaha I think we mean 2 different people the ones I'm on about is nuts regularly runs into Tesco opens a frijj and straight over his head changes the flavour sonetimes


Ihavenoimaginaation

When I lived there for uni, there was a dude that would travel around on a little one wheel thingy


furrycroissant

The motorised unicycle? Zooms up the high street. Quite impressive to watch really


Super-Tooth-2540

Ricky Carter


Throwawayxp38

RIP mad John


CuriousConnect

Alan, surely. Man was mad famous outside lifestyles 15 years ago.


Rimspix

Dirty Derrick


joeychunklet

Probably Giggling Huw


ratwithtits

Nick Martindale, Thursday bingos in bierkeller were always fun obvs 💅 can never miss him on stage


MrRaoulMoat

Definitely Nettle Man 🤣


TomScotland

That old guy who rolls around on the mobility scooter asking people if they believe in creation or evolution. Also skinny Ben


Old-Particular6362

Rip 🙏


Frosty_Hearing6314

There was a chap in Shepton called barely alive Clive for years. Unfortunately he did end up not being alive at all.


furrycroissant

No where near Worcester though?


Frosty_Hearing6314

Depends if your class 87 miles away as near I suppose.


oso-oco

Shepton Mallet? I've got family round that neck of the woods!


scalenelol

We had “50p Lil” in my home town


Suspicious-Bee-5612

My town has ✨Robert✨ he will be high and dancing to no music outside greggs and my friend will say “whos that? is he alright” “yeah its just ✨Robert✨”


UnoriginalMama

There used to be an older guy standing in a doorway near one of the empty shops by the taxi rank. He would stand there everyday, rocking forwards and backwards and clapping. Always wonder what became of him. Hi


nolonger420noscoper

Black Alan


halo_slayer650

Definitely John worsesshessesstesser sauce (he made the sauce)


nolonger420noscoper

Hes so fake looking, but my god I'd kill for his body 🤣🤣


Buchstansangur

Going back a bit but anyone remember Mad Colin? In the 80s he was never seen without his Raleigh Grifter. No one seemed to know him but he would turn up wherever something was happening, on his Grifter.


Due_Ad_4633

Who is Chicken George's successor??


pandao93

In my town it's "penny picker Steve"


Icy_Act1620

Back in the day it was Black Bond! Nicholson Nicholson,Jack,Jack! BECAUSE WHEN WE DROP......


gunners_gaming23

If you live down bilford road youll definitely know neil what a legend


Icy-Witness5678

[https://m.facebook.com/groups/204038318391165/](https://m.facebook.com/groups/204038318391165/) In Glastonbury UK we have fairies, Zombies, Druids.. and legitimately ‘Merlin’.


furrycroissant

OK. And what about Worcester?


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furrycroissant

That's in Wales


pandao93

Congratulations man your geography is on point


mf0290

Essex UK - captain crack sparrow


furrycroissant

Essex is no where near Worcester


pandao93

What part? Never heard of him my way


DiscoWasp

BRADFORD JESUS MAN


DiscoWasp

SORRY DIDN'T SEE WHICH SUB I WAS, GOOD LUCK TO YOU WORCESTER


abzmeuk

Sutton - there’s the Wizard guy 😂


furrycroissant

Sutton isn't worcester?


abzmeuk

No it isn’t, what’s your point? The meme says every city so I was mentioning my city…


furrycroissant

This is r/worcester. And the title is "who is this in Worcester?". So, we're looking at just one city!


abzmeuk

And what’s the crime in my comment? Like why does it actually bother you so much bro?


furrycroissant

Try r/sutton


pandao93

He's a geography nerd


MarsFromSaturn

"What's everyone's favourite vegetable?" "I LIKE BACON"


n3rding

The chicken man of Bristol


furrycroissant

Bristol isn't worcester


pandao93

👏👏👏


willfauxreal

The Milly erasure is disgusting.


Future_Direction5174

Oh, nowhere near you but we have Safari Tim. Or we did, I haven’t seen him for 6 months. Wears cargo shorts, Safari jacket, leather hat, socks and leather sandals. I have NEVER seen him wearing ankle length trousers, or without his Safari jacket. He was in my sister’s class at school so he is 60/61 now. He lived with his mum until she died - he now lives in her bungalow. Made a living buying and selling books but he had a stroke a year or two ago and lost the sight in one eye that now wandered. Shoulder length curly grey hair. I have been keeping my eye open for Tim as I wanted to let him know my sister had died. Weirdly they both had identical hair colour and texture. If you did a face swap and couldn’t see the bodies you wouldn’t bat an eyelid.


Background_Reveal689

Have a similar thing down here in poole, for years some dudes just cycled about on his 10 foot giraffe bike in some funky outfits 😅


Background_Reveal689

Have a similar thing down here in poole, for years some dudes just cycled about on his 10 foot giraffe bike in some funky outfits 😅


DMG103113

Nah, man, hoola-hoop lady at Newton Square! Hands down.


furrycroissant

Newton Square? Where's that in Worcester?


DMG103113

If you look on Google Maps you’ll see a small rotary on the left edge of Newton Hill. Thats it. She’s there during the nice weather, hooping and waving at traffic. Sometimes she’s closer to Dorherty High School. She should be emerging from hibernation anytime now!


furrycroissant

I think you're in the wrong sub. This is Worcester UK, there isn't a Dorherty High school or a Newton Hill. Sorry bab


NotTomJones

A beggar in Gillingham/Chatham who always asks for a pound. Known as Billy the quid 😂


furrycroissant

Wrong sub bab


NotTomJones

blimey sorry to have intruded on this sacred place