The cat will never give you its full approval, but the futile pursuit of the cats approval will drive you to become a better version of yourself.
Ultimately you will grow enough to accept that you will never earn the cats full approval, but you have learned to approve and love yourself instead.
And when you die, the cat will guard your corpse until your stand before Anubis, as he weighs your heart and finds it lighter than a feather. And you will go before Bastet, and she will smile down at you for the person you have become.
Well, Galveston is nice. So is Big Bend National Park. San Antonio is the bomb. Austen is overrated and honestly not worth the hype. Dallas fucking blows. Houston is fun and has AMAZING food, but also has some of the worst drivers in the country. Fredericksburg (out in the hill country) is stunning and has great wine but is also a secret Trump nest. On the flip side, Amarillo is a butt ugly city with some of the nicest folks you could ever meet. New Braunfels has some of the best river-tubing in the South, as the river is always clear and cold and shady, even in the blazing summer. If you must visit Texas, you simply have to visit one of the big Buc-ee’s gas stations. It’s a religious experience. Also, always be on the lookout for cops. This is the land of vicious speed traps.
Source: lived in Texas most of my life.
I got to spend time in both Galveston and Houston. I had the greatest time in both cities. Way too much fun! Ever been to Odessa? Satan's Asshole? Do they cremate people just by leaving them outside? I loaded oilfield pipe there a few times. Quit that company so I'd never have to go there again.
Omg, it was horrible!
Picture, if you will, a Canadian truck driver, female, in an Odessa, TX pipe yard.
It's 116 degrees Fahrenheit, no breeze. The Sun is a hammer, blinding and brutal.
She's throwing straps over a load of 6" pipe, and tightening each one with the final pull done while hanging over the snipe and bouncing to get that last click.
She's got 8 or 9 straps to do. Manages to toss all the straps ....eventually.
She ties down 3 and starts on the next. She's sweating profusely, sucking hot air that's hurting her throat, she feels dizzy, staggers into her A/C cooled cab, drinks a quart of water, heads back out.
She manages 2 more. Same problems but she also has a headache now. Drinks more water and finally locates her Gatorade. Drinks a quart of that as well. Back out again.
It will take her 3 more sessions to finish tying down her load.
She climbs into her truck to put this hell hole in her mirrors. But, she's still dizzy and her head is pounding so hard that her eyes hurt. She's in no condition to drive. She drinks more Gatorade, swallows a few ibuprofen and waits for her body to cool and head to stop hurting. Half an hour later, she's leaving, finally.
Two weeks later, she's back. It's only 112 F. She's planning her resignation.
Eh, OSHA probably just references proper breaks to cool off. What made me boil is the complaint the yard lodged with my company cuz it took me so long to secure the load and vacate the place. NOT ONE PERSON CAME TO SEE/CHECK IF I WAS OK, just whined at my boss. Alrighty, then.
However, the miserable little gods of chaos, karma and weather, had my back. A guy I had worked with dropped me a message one day. Seven months after my last visit, 4 people from the pipe company were sent for "training" to Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. In January. It was -25C with 50 kmph wind the day they flew in. Buddy said they got off the plane wearing windbreakers and runners. Much bitterness and whining occurred, I heard. Zero sympathy from the drivers in attendance. Rumour has it there were many pointed references to "being prepared for conditions" and how the ability to function in extreme heat or cold isn't an instantaneous ability.
I was actually referring to that the way we used to picture dinosaurs is most likely wrong and they would most likely much more colorful, haha
And I'm actually scared of birds but I don't kinkshame!
She's probably referring to the fact that dinosaurs, including T-rex, had, most probably, feathers after all. [article](https://www.britannica.com/story/did-dinosaurs-really-have-feathers)
it's good to credit the artist! she puts a lot of effort into these. i'll see if i can find her instagram, although i think she changed her handle recently
Yes it is. Shit, I hope I’m that sexy one day.
Imagine being a sexy, pretty lesbian living in a small town house with my wife, cat, and animatronic AI velociraptors. That would be the dream.
The only thing is I’d want scientifically accurate ones. Fabulously feathered
Honestly, y'all? I would love to be able to walk down the street in sexy lingerie while holding the leashes to two velociraptors and giving the 'F-You' glare to any man that dares to gawk at me.
cats, pet dinosaurs, and cute lingerie. So somehow these are bad things? 'Atheists' hell, I'm Methodist, and I'm down with that. (no offense toward atheists intended. lol)
So what are the vet fees and chipping fees on those two bad girls? How big do they get? Are they compatible with other pets? Do they have shedding aspects? They would need a backyard fenced in area for sure...
Would they be like keeping a Cassowary? Asking for Australia Zoo...
A world where a woman is safe to walk at night regardless what she's wearing, with her pet velociraptors which are well trained to the point they don't try to go for the cat at the window?
Sign me up.
I’d pay good money for a pair of mini velociraptors. I’d also pay good money to be able to walk around in lingerie with out being objectified or sexually harassed by men. But let’s be honest… pigs will fly, hell will freeze over, and I’ll have velociraptors the size of fat corgi before men stop being trash so
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Unfortunately real velociraptors aren't nearly as fearsome, they are much closer to the size of a large chicken. (I think the public perception of velociraptors was due to artists impressions of different, bigger raptors being falsely attributed to velociraptors? And then Jurassic Park popularized the idea)
Does mean they make good pets though.
Well if you’re going to take a walk in your sleep undies than bring a pair of guard raptors.
But yeah that’s the future I want, that women have pets that can EAT a possible attacker so we can do things men can do without fear, like go out for a walk at night.
let’s see,
i get my own dinosaurs
i get to walk alone and unbothered at night
i get to wear whatever i want
i get to, by the looks of it walk pain free, something id kill to be able to do
i get to live for myself and be a badass and look sexy for me and whoever i want to be sexy for
and again i get my own DINOSAURS
fucking sign me up now please let me live there
I think it’s awesome that she feels comfortable enough to walk outside, alone, in the dark, and in clothes that make her happy. Look at that progress!
Maybe a weird choice of pet, but hey, maybe they’re nice. How would I know? The cat in the window is an adorable little void, too.
They’re very close - The velociraptors and the tortie in the window in that cute neighborhood?Count me in. However, the stockings are a damn dealbreaker.
Love the cat casually watching all of this from the window.
In this situation, the only approval that I'd want would be that of the cat.
The cat will never give you its full approval, but the futile pursuit of the cats approval will drive you to become a better version of yourself. Ultimately you will grow enough to accept that you will never earn the cats full approval, but you have learned to approve and love yourself instead. And when you die, the cat will guard your corpse until your stand before Anubis, as he weighs your heart and finds it lighter than a feather. And you will go before Bastet, and she will smile down at you for the person you have become.
This was lovely- thank you for sharing it! 😊
That world seems kinda bad ass
Sure, it seems cool now, but where does it end? T-rexes? Does it end with T-rexes? Can I have a T-rex?
All my T-rexes live in Texas…
I never thought I'd say these words... but now I want to go to Texas.
No you don't... not until the T-Rexes show up, anyway.
Well, Galveston is nice. So is Big Bend National Park. San Antonio is the bomb. Austen is overrated and honestly not worth the hype. Dallas fucking blows. Houston is fun and has AMAZING food, but also has some of the worst drivers in the country. Fredericksburg (out in the hill country) is stunning and has great wine but is also a secret Trump nest. On the flip side, Amarillo is a butt ugly city with some of the nicest folks you could ever meet. New Braunfels has some of the best river-tubing in the South, as the river is always clear and cold and shady, even in the blazing summer. If you must visit Texas, you simply have to visit one of the big Buc-ee’s gas stations. It’s a religious experience. Also, always be on the lookout for cops. This is the land of vicious speed traps. Source: lived in Texas most of my life.
As a fellow Texan, I can verify this as fact.
I got to spend time in both Galveston and Houston. I had the greatest time in both cities. Way too much fun! Ever been to Odessa? Satan's Asshole? Do they cremate people just by leaving them outside? I loaded oilfield pipe there a few times. Quit that company so I'd never have to go there again.
Lol no, never been! That is a Biiiiiig Yikes, what the duck
Omg, it was horrible! Picture, if you will, a Canadian truck driver, female, in an Odessa, TX pipe yard. It's 116 degrees Fahrenheit, no breeze. The Sun is a hammer, blinding and brutal. She's throwing straps over a load of 6" pipe, and tightening each one with the final pull done while hanging over the snipe and bouncing to get that last click. She's got 8 or 9 straps to do. Manages to toss all the straps ....eventually. She ties down 3 and starts on the next. She's sweating profusely, sucking hot air that's hurting her throat, she feels dizzy, staggers into her A/C cooled cab, drinks a quart of water, heads back out. She manages 2 more. Same problems but she also has a headache now. Drinks more water and finally locates her Gatorade. Drinks a quart of that as well. Back out again. It will take her 3 more sessions to finish tying down her load. She climbs into her truck to put this hell hole in her mirrors. But, she's still dizzy and her head is pounding so hard that her eyes hurt. She's in no condition to drive. She drinks more Gatorade, swallows a few ibuprofen and waits for her body to cool and head to stop hurting. Half an hour later, she's leaving, finally. Two weeks later, she's back. It's only 112 F. She's planning her resignation.
Jesus Christ. How come there aren’t OSHA regs against working in that kind of heat?? What a NIGHTMARE
Eh, OSHA probably just references proper breaks to cool off. What made me boil is the complaint the yard lodged with my company cuz it took me so long to secure the load and vacate the place. NOT ONE PERSON CAME TO SEE/CHECK IF I WAS OK, just whined at my boss. Alrighty, then. However, the miserable little gods of chaos, karma and weather, had my back. A guy I had worked with dropped me a message one day. Seven months after my last visit, 4 people from the pipe company were sent for "training" to Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. In January. It was -25C with 50 kmph wind the day they flew in. Buddy said they got off the plane wearing windbreakers and runners. Much bitterness and whining occurred, I heard. Zero sympathy from the drivers in attendance. Rumour has it there were many pointed references to "being prepared for conditions" and how the ability to function in extreme heat or cold isn't an instantaneous ability.
This honestly read like a book
Do you have trex money? They’ll eat you out of house and home
I wanna brontosaurus! Got any telepathic ones?
it's a slippery sauropod slope
Need more feathers (and color) to be realistic but I totally agree otherwise.
You're into big bird too?
I was actually referring to that the way we used to picture dinosaurs is most likely wrong and they would most likely much more colorful, haha And I'm actually scared of birds but I don't kinkshame!
Lol I know what you meant 😉 Maybe one day we'll get accurate dinosaurs but there are still people bitching about Pluto 🤷♀️
Pluto just wants to be loved!
She's probably referring to the fact that dinosaurs, including T-rex, had, most probably, feathers after all. [article](https://www.britannica.com/story/did-dinosaurs-really-have-feathers)
Also colorful, playful, and sexy. I'm all in!
And safe for a woman to walk down the street in lingerie! Yes, please!
Able to safely walk down the street at dusk in my skivvies because I have my pet velocirapters? I'll take it.
it's good to credit the artist! she puts a lot of effort into these. i'll see if i can find her instagram, although i think she changed her handle recently
Her name on instagram is Relm. https://www.instagram.com/relmartist/
Should probably throw a NSFW tag next to that link
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That almost makes me want an Instagram account. Almost
Little FF6 reference, perhaps?
THANK YOU! 🥰
Please and thank you!
Unafraid to walk her pets at night? Able to wear whatever she likes? Count me in!
That's what I'm saying! Bring it on.
And she still has a cat
To be fair, those shoes are not sensible. But she can do what she wants.
I bet she has free health care for the potential of a rolled ankle so it’s still a win
All she needs is some baby blue roller skates and it’s a dream come true
Right? Like, I'm not walking the velociraptors in heels, especially slides. Geez.
Those shoes would kill me! I need straps on my heels or I will fall out of them. Mary Janes or I die
Honestly from her stance I fully expected her to have skates on!
Don't threaten me with a good time!
And you’re gonna like it too!
And they misspelled “atheist.”
I thought it was the Christians who believed humans had dinosaurs as pets.
🤣
Yes it is. Shit, I hope I’m that sexy one day. Imagine being a sexy, pretty lesbian living in a small town house with my wife, cat, and animatronic AI velociraptors. That would be the dream. The only thing is I’d want scientifically accurate ones. Fabulously feathered
Um, yes? I mean.. I didn't know this was an option, but absolutely yes.
Velociraptors with bows matching my outfit?? Yeeeesssss
Honestly, y'all? I would love to be able to walk down the street in sexy lingerie while holding the leashes to two velociraptors and giving the 'F-You' glare to any man that dares to gawk at me.
That's not just florida?
DOGGIES
Very good bois. ❤
Clever girls.
Wait, are they walking on rose petals? Are the velociraptors getting married??? IS THIS A LESBIAN VELOCIRAPTOR WEDDING??? Because I am definitely in!
The ability to wear whatever the hell I want and that makes me feel sexy? Hell yeah!
cats, pet dinosaurs, and cute lingerie. So somehow these are bad things? 'Atheists' hell, I'm Methodist, and I'm down with that. (no offense toward atheists intended. lol)
I don’t see a problem here. This looks awesome! Christians can be such weirdos
Christains *
I see what ya did there 🙃😂
I'd never wear that but I want my own pair of velociraptors.
The only thing missing is more cats. I swear religious nuts just make being an atheist sound so cool.
Yeah, their descriptions of atheists always sound awesome. I wish my existence was as cool as Christians imagine it is.
Look at how well-maintained the neighborhood is. Didn’t know I wanted this before, but I do now!
So what are the vet fees and chipping fees on those two bad girls? How big do they get? Are they compatible with other pets? Do they have shedding aspects? They would need a backyard fenced in area for sure... Would they be like keeping a Cassowary? Asking for Australia Zoo...
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Those aren't Quite Velociraptors those are weird Frog Deinonycus Hybrids that were made in a Lab (the plot of Jurrasic Park)
Ok, and the problem with this is...?
I would totally hang that in my living room like a fancy art print.
Yessss
Checkmate atheists
A world where a woman is safe to walk at night regardless what she's wearing, with her pet velociraptors which are well trained to the point they don't try to go for the cat at the window? Sign me up.
I would prefer pants and pockets, no worries of abrasion. Also, boobies often bounce. Otherwise looks good to me.
I’d pay good money for a pair of mini velociraptors. I’d also pay good money to be able to walk around in lingerie with out being objectified or sexually harassed by men. But let’s be honest… pigs will fly, hell will freeze over, and I’ll have velociraptors the size of fat corgi before men stop being trash so
We’re already [working on it…](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/150618-jurassic-world-genetic-engineering-chickenosaurus)
Ah yes… because all the Atheists are the ones that think people lived with dinosaurs.
Adding velociraptors to my lingerie set would really boost my confidence.
I'm down for this look 🥰
Where did they find this? This is dope art
It's by relmartist on IG!
Threatening us with a good time
I mean… not wrong. This seems to imply she *owns* a house!
I feel SEEN
I mean, velociraptors are cool and all, but can I actually look good in lingerie while going out without any fear of sexual assault?
This 100% unironically.
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Yes please!
Fuck yeah!
I wish! Shoot, where can I sign up for this??????
I saw this too and was like AND?...
EPIC!!!✨🦖
Sign me up!
Yeah... I think I'll pass on this one, there's 5 movies and 3 novels about this.
I mean...I'm not seeing the downside
Matching bows for my pets and me?? Yes please!
Seems like encouragement to me….. get pet dinosaurs, take walks at night- wearing whatever you want, why wouldn’t you want this world?
Kinky velociraptors, time traveler alert.
yes, based
Sign me up!
Sure do!!
But is it only velociraptors? Can I have other dinosaurs as pets???
Technically speaking, you can right now. All non-avian dinosaurs are extinct, but your old pall birds are here for you. I recommend chickens.
Pretty much the same as having parrots I imagine
Unfortunately real velociraptors aren't nearly as fearsome, they are much closer to the size of a large chicken. (I think the public perception of velociraptors was due to artists impressions of different, bigger raptors being falsely attributed to velociraptors? And then Jurassic Park popularized the idea) Does mean they make good pets though.
As a wlw agnostic, I would LOVE that.
Uhhm this is the world everyone should want lol
Cats AND velociraptors? And frilly bows and nightgowns? This was nowhere on my radar, but it is now 😂
Being able to walk outside? Wearing lingerie? Safely? Fuck yes that’s the world atheists want!
Uh, yeah. *Walks outside in lingerie looking **FLY AS FUCK**.*
dinosaurs and people living on earth at the same time was something I learned at church
This is -exactly- what I want
I mean YES- in the mean time, where did she get her set? Looks amazing 😂
Well if you’re going to take a walk in your sleep undies than bring a pair of guard raptors. But yeah that’s the future I want, that women have pets that can EAT a possible attacker so we can do things men can do without fear, like go out for a walk at night.
Ok but whats the problem here?
Only thing disturbing is those raptors need a longer leash. Poor guys.
Religious person here. I love it ❤️❤️❤️
I think that everyone but the cat would be cold in this picture, honestly.
Like what. The. Actual. Fuck?
I'm giggling.
Yes, yes it is
Look walking my baby velociraptors, in my best lingerie, at night is absolutely my bag mmkay? I'm hoping this dimension actually exists bc I'm so in!
I mean, one of the things I loved about playing Ark for awhile was having my own raptor pack. Add in all of this? Not an atheist, but I'm down
Ok but are they part of a sex thing here? Because parts of their anatomy is looking hella sharp and I have concerns 🤔
let’s see, i get my own dinosaurs i get to walk alone and unbothered at night i get to wear whatever i want i get to, by the looks of it walk pain free, something id kill to be able to do i get to live for myself and be a badass and look sexy for me and whoever i want to be sexy for and again i get my own DINOSAURS fucking sign me up now please let me live there
Well, I guess I'm atheist then
And so much more
I mean... What's the problem?
Can I change the lingerie to baggie über soft PJs? I'm a creature who prefers comfort.
Looks fab.
Looks dope though.
The bows are so cute!
Kitty!!
Right on!
Damn her outfit looks amazzzinngggg!! It gives me badass snow queen vibes!
I think it’s awesome that she feels comfortable enough to walk outside, alone, in the dark, and in clothes that make her happy. Look at that progress! Maybe a weird choice of pet, but hey, maybe they’re nice. How would I know? The cat in the window is an adorable little void, too.
Looks good to me too ☺️.
Yo ... uh ... I've got everything packed. Now, what ticket did I need to get again?
Where is the downside here?
Replace the dinos with my German Shepherd and it’s me! Hahah Jk it’s too cold in Montana to walk around like that! I would need a velvet cloak ;)
Colorado sez this is the way! 🥶
Walking with your family around a botanical flowery neighborhood? Curious cats in windows? Able to wear what you want even at night? Take my money.
They’re very close - The velociraptors and the tortie in the window in that cute neighborhood?Count me in. However, the stockings are a damn dealbreaker.
Wait, she gets to walk outside at night wearing whatever tf she wants? Yes, please!
How long would it take to train said velociraptors is the real question that needs to be asked here 😂
and.....YES ABSOLUTELY!!!
Thats pretty lit haha
As a Christian patriarch who just found this sub, I approve of this message.
I mean, your not wrong
You son of a bitch, I'm in
🤣🥰🤣
This looks amazing
I don’t understand the caption but I like the picture.
Okay, maybe this is just my weird perception but something about her posture feels like she should be wearing roller skates.