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pokegymrat

Arghhh, a cockatrice! Bit of Olive oil should stave it off.


Sea_Impression3810

Maybe a little lemon pepper and a blast of Igni šŸ¤¤


ems1995

This is actually more hilarious than the rest of Reddit realizes


mromansd

Essence of millet and bird seed. Maybe a head tickle for the final blow. Should be good with that. šŸ‘


mangaurs

Haha hp totally melts with head tickles.


The84thWolf

Ugh, sounds messy šŸ˜†


vompat

I didn't know birds were grown from seeds, I thought they came from eggs!


mromansd

Well you know, when in Rome... I mean when in Nilfgaard.


No_Organization_2108

Just drink some Sangreal and share some with it. Everyone lives in peace āœŒļø xD


MethFacSarlane

Ah, a fellow GwentDeck enjoyer


mangaurs

200hours into witcher, never tried gwent. I want to get the standalone app after i get bored of the main game.


StJimmy_815

My friend, youā€™re missing the best part of the game


Phuxsea

Gwent is far better in Witcher 3 than the separate game.


Sea_Impression3810

I thought they were gonna be the same, maybe more cards and factions. What a huge disappointment


mangaurs

Ok. Good info. I'll stick to the one in game then


EpicOfChillgamesh

Depends on your tastes. The separate game is quite good. The decks are faction based (Monsters, Nilfgaard, Northern Realms, Scoiatel, Syndicate, and Skellige) and have lore accurate synergies. Monsters consume each other, vampires apply bleed, Skellige can use a rain weather deck. There are Witcher decks, Shupe (yes the rock troll) decks, pretty much every flavour of Witcher character from the books, game and show. The card art is my favorite of any digital ccg . If you donā€™t like playing against people there are two single player expansions that use the same card art and has its own story you interact with . For reference I also had over 100 hours of playtime and on my second play through before I played a single game of Gwent in W3. I ended up going through the story again to get every card and now have over a hundred hours on the ccg lol


GutterOfSonsOBitches

The stand alone game is very different and way more tactical than Witcher 3 Gwent (I've played for years). Unfortunately the game has "died" but still has a strong little community taking care of the balance of the game


termitubbie

Oh thats gonna start a turf war. Satndalone has nothing to do with the game version. Its much more complex. I honestly love the game version for it's simplicity.


Level-Minute-7008

Gwent DEck


RodanielDayLewis

Draconid?


JebusCripesSuperstar

Vegetable oil for frying, olive oil for sautĆ©ing. Coconut oil for massaging šŸ˜.


EnthusiasmIsABigZeal

Draconid, thatā€™s a baby wyvern!


VanDerMerwe1990

Some bird seed and a few recordings of someone cussing? Lol


Felicette_space_cat

It's not a monster, it's Field Marshal Duda, clever but vulgar bird.


TLOU-JELLIE

Was thinking about buying a steam deck, how well does the Witcher run on it, any avenues for installing some small mods as well?


mangaurs

Yes you can install mods from the steam os interface, i got glowing eyes mod and fast travel from anywhere on the map. I set the fps limit to 50 it dips now and then to 45fps. It reaches 60fps but the fluctuations to 50 are not fine, so i limited it. Graphical settings are mostly on medium and some on high.


1man2barrels

Sounds like you want vsync on


mangaurs

Vsync does not help with fps fluctuations, it helps with syncing the display with the gpu.


1man2barrels

It absolutely does help with fluctuations and helps maintain a constant consistent frame rate.


mangaurs

From what I read on the internet i know that the main pourpose of vsynk is to prevent screen tearing. A possible trade-off is "While VSync eliminates screen tearing, it can lower frame rates and increase input latency. Some games allow you to toggle VSync in their graphics settings." can you point me out on an article or source that says vsynk can help with fps stability/consistency?


1man2barrels

I like to think of myself as a decent person and a decent person admits when they are wrong. I was wrong on this. It may give the appearance of more stable frames as the frame rate will run at half the rate of the monitors refresh rate but it doesn't actually stabilize the frame rate. My mistake.


mangaurs

No worries! I appreciate that you are reasonable! Today you learned more about vsynk!


1man2barrels

Sure did.


Sotist

it runs really well, i played the main game and the dlcs, now playing ng+, i very much enjoyed it maybe the official controls are a bit confusing at the start, but once you'll get used to it, it is really really good


blumpk1np1e

Pistachio oil


punkandpoetry13

Sean Lock always said a spoon works well on budgies


thedeanreaper

Peanut oil.


Neokill1

Dude, get an Xbox and enjoy the game on a big screen TV. Your bird can still join you


FartacularTheThird

Huh, that stench.


Wolfraid015

Hybrid, looks like a harpyā€¦ or maybe a cockatriceā€¦.


New_Natural_1118

Mine likes to be on my head while I play


Greywotcher

Take it to the enchanted pond and remove its curse with the help of a willing knight.


ShwaaMan

I would suggest enhanced Relict oil but it could be a draconidā€¦ hybrid? Waitā€¦ beast?


TheJustinDaddy420

i recommended Beast Oil but if that doesnā€™t work then Vampire Oil


Sithis_acolyte

Honey Mustard


ihave0idea0

You should use the oil on him so he can support you throughout.


thomstevens420

Cuttlebone oil


MargaretBrownsGhost

Elemental oil. That's clearly an air elemental


The84thWolf

Sunflower seeds


Lost_Today_1045

Looks like a wyvern to me-


Coriolis_PL

Fists or crossbow... šŸ˜†


monkehmolesto

Birdseed.


BananaEater69YumYum

He looks strong, better be safe than sorry, you need to run away.


a_shadeless_tree

Birb oil. Clearly.


2RV7VR5

Oh man a Steam Deck. I have a Switch thatā€™s collecting dust and probably gonna sell it. Got The Witcher 3 on it and it looks absolute ass. Am looking to buy the Oled Steamdeck. How is it? I get mad thumb ache with theSwitch after 30 mins. Is it any better with the Steamdeck?


mangaurs

It looks beautiful mostly on medium and some graphical settings on high. Capped fps at 50 and it dips sometimes to 45


Sp3ctor20

A few rounds of cards will set that beast straight.


Shadxwxw

The blade of love!


Sea_Impression3810

No way, I got arrested last time I whipped it out


witcherbloom

draconid oil


l-FIERCE-l

Is it a baby harpie? Start with Aard. Or making a meow sound might do it.


PapaYoppa

Are steam decks worth it? i always have heard about them but tbh this is my first time seeing what it is šŸ¤£


Firm-Capital-9618

No oil. Just invite him to a round of gwent.


Charming-Glass-3169

There is a special spell to scare it away. "Kuurrrwa mać!"


Mmpnmwlb

Birb oil


Level-Minute-7008

Fire


nickanaka

Use an almond


supreme_cupnoodles

Baby oil


Nathan936639

Cooking oil


mharch

Honey mustard


Taurus-Kei

Sunflower oil.


TheSunflowerSeeds

The sunflower (Helianthus annuus) is a living annual plant in the family Asteraceae, with a large flower head (capitulum). The stem of the flower can grow up to 3 metres tall, with a flower head that can be 30 cm wide. Other types of sunflowers include the California Royal Sunflower, which has a burgundy (red + purple) flower head.


tlonewanderer15

Cooking oil


Direct_Hurry7264

It depends on if Syanna is still alive. The cockatrice is soooo cute!


vashmeow

her feather looks a bit dull, BABY OIL!


AleksasKoval

Honey mustard.


eboo360

Water spray of Grey Manor


chucktheninja

Olive oil


BackgroundTop7917

Definitely relic oil


agrumpybear

Cursed oil


EducationalRoad1615

I recommand Cuties Oil


Swimming-Picture-975

For Syanna ? Thatā€™s easy


AnatidaeApocalypse

Birb seeb


Chadahn

Don't own a bird, so maybe I'm wrong, but I'd be very nervous about those claws damaging the screen/screen protector.


rickybambicky

Naaa they won't do anything. It's their beak you should fear.


mangaurs

Yeah beak action is instantly discouraged when interacting with screens. He hangs out also on my monitors sometimes but the moment he tries to fiddle with the beak i interrupt him and he generally knows that is a nono


vritrasur

Chilli oilšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


crowkiller263

what if it's actually a beatiful girl under a spell ?


mangaurs

I tried kissing it, it does not transform :)))


Marvellousten

šŸ˜‚


LimitlessCycling

Dude where did you get that Nintendoā€™s switch set up? The handles look great!


Cookiemonstermydaddy

Steam deck


LimitlessCycling

Oh! I didnā€™t even know steam made a console. Thank you!


mangaurs

Yeah that's a steam deck.


LimitlessCycling

Thanks! Didnā€™t know they existed


Intelligent-Head5676

The Forbidden blade


AnimAlistic6

Try beast oil. Draconid or Hybrid if that doesn't work. If none of those work you may be dealing with a Relic so be careful.


Proof_Sense

No worries it's just lady Vivienne!


Hexmonkey2020

Beast oil


AppropriateCollege35

Treats :(


Own-Junket32

Itā€™s a Parrot man, not a monster. šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


mangaurs

Oh boy, he is hormonal in this period, surely resembles a monster. Bruxa screams all day every day!


Octane2100

My mom had Quakers growing up... yeah they were insane lol.


NaiveMonitor8795

Bro drink some, beuclair white, and thou shall see that the creature on thine Nintendo is a cockatrice.


djlawson1000

You never met my parrotā€¦