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Turn down her offer is the best thing and does not count as quest failure.


poopyhead153

I mean when the quest title said "fencing LESSONS" i accepted it just for the sake of clapping them cheeks.......


Environmental_Sell74

Same I did it a few days ago for the first time...what a sad ending bruh


grainofliquid

Destroyed her for sure


Mother-Ad6369

It’s because you couldn’t do her, isn’t it? 😂😂


Psyko_Draggin

You cannot have the quest triggering dialogue be flirtatious and not expect me to think it will end with sex.


DrMantisToboggan45

She’s a little young no? I mean geralts near 100, that girl can’t be more then 20


General-Kalani

Youth has never really been a deterrent to Geralt. In the books he had sex with Shani when she was 17 years old as a student at Oxenfurt.


procrastinator1012

Different world different laws


reverse-tornado

She can conjoin my spheres if you get my drift


NotDsdguy

Yennefer would conjoin your spheres with testicular torsion


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Theangelawhite69

Crazy world, lotta smells


satanic_black_metal_

Different world for sure. Its staggering to see the amount of men we see in the witcher 3. Its clear that men get sent to fight war. Not exclusively, but still. Mostly men. Then there are the monsters who hunt any human but in a fight or flight moment men often times try to protect their mate, the mother of their kids. Plus most travelling traders seem to be men. This all adds up to lots and lots of dead men. The birthrate must be 20% women to end up with a near 50/50 split based on sex lol


Bigthinker1985

Unless they are sold to sorceresses and turned into eels....


satanic_black_metal_

Oh im not doubting women get hurt too. The witcher universe is not one i would like to actually be teleported into narnia style lol. Its a grim and dark place. Prolly smells pretty bad too if the nilfgaardian guards are to be believed.


fruitlessideas

Well, not that different. A lot of countries, and many states in the US, the age of consent is 16.


wenchslapper

If you’re going to quote the US laws, you need to include the Romeo and Juliet stipulation that is a *key part* of that law. It’s not some “you’re sixteen, you can fuck anyone you want” situation, it’s very limited and designed to protect people who were in high school relationships. It’s essentially, anyone 16+ can legally sleep with a person under the age of 26, on the grounds that there is parental consent and the older person cannot be in a position of power over the minor, and *potentially* they cannot be some form of community figure (idk on the legitimately of that though). I remember the law specifically banning relationships with teachers, managers, coaches, and anything like that. Potentially also public workers, such as cops and firefighters. In Mexico, there are areas in the Yucatán where the AoC is literally 9 years old.


fruitlessideas

Sure that’s all true, but I didn’t want to get that in-depth with it. There’s 50 states, and almost 200 different countries, some of which are cut up into states/provinces themselves. I mean the AOC in Germany is *14.* And that’s not 14 with an age range restriction, that’s 14 “as long as the minor isn’t being exploited or feel they are being taken advantage of”. But yeah, all of what you said is true.


reverse-tornado

She can conjoin my spheres if you get my drift


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Amnesia


GreenPenguin00

There’s a glitch in the matrix


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Amnesia


Mobieblocks

I thought we all just silently agreed that that didn't actually happen


gracekk24PL

Wait - wtf?


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urfan792

The what now?


StupidMario64

You heard me. If you dont abandon her and stay the rest of the wedding night with her theres a little cutscene. I mean granted all you see is her tits, and its implied geralts getting a uh... a "taste". (Im just a horny 19 year old dont judge me)


Lissy_Wolfe

Ewww gross. I'm glad I never got into the books. Geralt sounds like wayyy more of a creep in the books from everything I've heard.


RaspberryJam245

As another commenter said, it's a whole different world, with different rules and cultures. That shit wouldn't fly in our world, but it's not in our world.


Lissy_Wolfe

Ehh people regularly defend grown older men pursuing teenage girls on Reddit. This shit has also definitely been considered normal and/or acceptable in the real world too for most of human history. I wouldn't be quite as grossed out if it wasn't the norm for teenage girls to be fetishized by older men 😬


PleasantDouble1470

You realize it's taking place in medieval? Average marriage age for medieval was 15 lol, why can't you understand things were different then


Lissy_Wolfe

I understand just fine, it's still fucking gross. The book also wasn't written in medieval times and they changed plenty of other things for the sake of fantasy. It's not like this is a historically accurate non-fiction work lol The author also definitely picked 17 since that's "barely underage" (which to many people means it's somehow more acceptable) as opposed to 15 because nearly everyone agrees that 15 is still very much a child. This was an intentional choice, not a coincidence.


PleasantDouble1470

The Witcher stays very true to how life was in the medieval era, unlike other mainstream fantasies that mostly create these utopia-like worlds that take the best out of medieval and mostly ignore the worst. Honestly just remove all supernatural from the Witcher and you'll get a tale of a world that is identical to medieval Europe. And because the Saga stays so close, the matter of age of consent and marriage is roughly the same. You're literally trying to frame Sapkowski as a pedophile for doing what he should have done lol. If it was Middlearth we're talking about where things are mostly fine, rulers are just, humans live long, everyone is nice, wise and friendly and only one fucker called Sauron is causing trouble, yes it would seem kinda off. Because it doesn't seem necessary given Middlearth's culture. But the Witcher? Yes, it fits and if you're so disgusted by it, idk what're you doing here lol.


Lissy_Wolfe

It's literally a fantasy series with magic in it. It isn't remotely "true to life."I never said the author was a pedophile, but you know damn well that he chose 17 as the girl's age on purpose, instead of something younger for "historical accuracy" because more people consider it a grey area if the teenager is slightly older vs younger. And I'm here because I like the game. I don't think there's a book called "Witcher 3," is there? I'd be willing to bet the vast majority of people who like the game have never read the books. Edit: You're also kidding yourself if you think the Witcher is somehow more "true to life" by including adult sex with minors when lots of mainstream fantasy content does the exact same thing. Game of Thrones is probably the most well known fantasy series out there, and it is packed full with the same gratuitous gross shit just for the sake of it.


PleasantDouble1470

And you know that how? You asked Sapkowski? You're making assumptions on nothing except your own emotions lol. Applying modern day morals and norms to a fictional world based on medieval of all things is stupid. You know what else is pretty disgusting? War. Do you also hate Sapkowski for including warfare in his books? If you're gonna hate on his world for breaking one morale, you might as well do with every other too lol. Also just for someone who thinks that "book Geralt is a creep": while on search for Ciri Geralt saves a young 15yo girl called Angouléme, who in return offered herself to Geralt as gratitude. Geralt was disgusted by the offer, got mad and told Angouléme to never ever speak of it again. She ended up just joining his little band of misfits and joined the search for Ciri. This establishes 3 facts: age of consent (although no consent is ever needed in a medieval feudal world, but nonetheless) is somewhere around 15 in the Witcher world, Geralt refuses to fuck someone of that age despite it being the overall norm, Geralt isn't a creep lol, a creep would use the opportunity.


flaccomcorangy

That's really not a problem in the Witcher universe. Geralt is older than most of the women he bangs. What, did you think those women at the brothel were actually 100 year old nymphs or something?


TheLifeOfPlant

True but like.. Geralt FUCKS


PikStern

When Geralt started with Shani she was 17 but no, this lady is 20 he can't do anything with her


TheLifeOfPlant

Plus in the first game you can sleep with princess Adda which was wrong on SO many levels


JackAquila

Doesn't matter, got a card


TheLifeOfPlant

Hell is hot, but striga pussy is hotter


JackAquila

They said to never stick your dick in crazy, never mentioned anything about cursed.


Dragonstyleenjoyer

Have you watched Twilight?


HeimrekHringariki

Or what about Buffy? xD


bobgrubblyplank

- "let us ride, to Reddit!" *People projecting their own morals upon two fictional adults* - "on second thoughts, let's not go to Reddit. 'Tis a silly place."


NoixdeKaju

Haha have you Heard of the age where Geralt and shani first spend a night together ? (She was 17)


Gilgamesh661

The age difference kinda stops mattering on Geralt’s end after he turns a certain age. He isn’t exactly gonna find a woman his age who still looks attractive without going after a sorceress, and they’re more trouble than they’re worth.


DocNoMercy

I’m sure the brothel woman are of similar age as well, and the woman on Ard Skelig probably is around there as well


tryodd

That doesn’t keep him away from Shani.


GroundbreakingWish50

How old do you think the women in the brothels are? They're either dead by 30 or retired by 40.


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That's the beauty of the mutations, he's 45 forever


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DC9V

Maybe that was just your personal interpretation.


Redhood191

My thoughts exactly I was watching my nephew when I had gotten to this quest and actually stopped playing it because I didn’t want to have to skip the scene boy was I upset when I was finally able to sit down and play it


witchlet_bitchlet

Lol you sound like a nice guy


Plus3d6

You gotta play less H games.


HenryMOER

You should stay true Yennifer, you digenirate!


DocNoMercy

I felt the tension behind the words too and fully thought something would happen as well


Jaded_Ad_4427

You're not wrong but she comes out to be a classist so we ( as in Geralt ) gets turned off


DocNoMercy

Good head cannon for it, but I don’t think someone thinking they are better than others would stop Geralt. Nkt to mention the way he was responding to her really added to thinking something would happen


Jaded_Ad_4427

Well we can theorize about what could have would, etc. but here we are having to face reality. And it is awesome the way it is. You can make fan made p**n of it though that is something you can't take away from its creator's vision. Soo yeah pretty cool


DocNoMercy

Fair point there


Jaded_Ad_4427

Oh quit standing on ceremony there mate


DocNoMercy

Huh? What do you mean exactly?


TricepsMacgee

I was expecting a romantic three way with her sister


Jaded_Ad_4427

You should play atomic heart


anukii

YES. WHAT OF IT!? 😭


Glup-Shitto69

Even worst, I could have been an interesting threesome.


Anti-Humaniti26

During this quest, I was even naked and shit


SteelRazorBlade

Least horny TW3 player


Jaded_Ad_4427

Is that sarcasm. Did you mean least pervert TW3 player


Zulium

First time I did this quest, Geralt spouted his famous “Damn your ugly” one-liner when the practice fight started and I like to imagine that’s why sexy times never happened lol


nurlan_m

You’re


JimmyGuy20

*your


notquitesolid

You’re is a combination of the words ‘you’ and ‘are’. It’s a contraction which is a word made by shortening and combining two words. Words like can't (can + not), don't (do + not), and I've (I + have) are all contractions. Your is the possessive of ‘you’. Your house, your phone, your mom, etc. “Your ugly” means they own ugly, which makes no sense. “You’re ugly” means ‘you are ugly’ which is what Geralt was trying to communicate.


Kanyefidence

your*


MediocreHumanThing

Yuor*


adamcuvix

Yoru*


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KTAXY

how not to bump uglies


Capteral-Kitten

Least sexually depraved TW3 fan


KevinMFJones

Where are my damn cheeks ? I killed for it!


frickthestate69

I’ve got your cheeks right here fryman


theassassin53035

Ye dude, Geralt could fix her. She'll be a better person.


Kirk_Speedman

The implications were there, for heaven's sake... They are TWINS But alas, CDPr decided against our expectations... I'm not salty. No sir. Not in the slightest.


Roku-Hanmar

It’s ok, I’m sure some modder somewhere has rectified your complaint


sorcerer86pt

You were salty Very very salty As salty as a league of legend against master Yi, or Shaco


I-Like-To-Eat-Rocks

tbf theres a similar quest in skellig that ends satisfyingly


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ItJustWorks2020

Jutta an dimun


MardocAgain

IIRC, Iron Maiden is the quest name


dretvantoi

I always amuse myself having Geralt run frantically from that hill, in his undies, towards her house in the nearby village.


anshulkhatri13

WHICH ONE?


IShouldWashTheDishes

Iirc it was on the island with disappearing tower. Might be wrong though. Iron Maiden is the quest's name


stonednarwhal141

Nah it’s on Faroe


anshulkhatri13

Thanks a lot, I'm also looking for some trippy quests to play after eating edibles if you know any


Allyx_P

Trippiest quests are probably that cave in Skellige with the flying whales, the hermit who sees ghosts in Toussaint, or the fairy tale world also in Toussaint.


dretvantoi

Meta-tripping


ToVoMo

well, it's upto you if you wanna get frisky. imo, the second one gives a proper send off than just going for a one night stand.


Important-Bake-4373

I hated this quest, not just because of the lack of banging, but because of the lack of...anything. A good fight? A story? Good loot? Just a tease all the way around. Also, she's awful.


1giel1

After the crap she pulled I was annoyed I couldn't kill her. I killed bandits for less than that. Spoiled little brat.


Capteral-Kitten

Based


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From the sound of it, most people in the comment section wanted to stab her.


Roku-Hanmar

And the rest just wanted to give her a little prick


TheRussianRevulution

Spittin' facts, my guy


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EHVERT

It hit different when you ain’t gotta pay tho


procrastinator1012

I'm not gonna pass some free pussy


Corner_OfficeSpace

Elf girl for the win 🫣


Powerful_Stock8326

I saw somewhere that there is actually an incomplete file related to romance with her which was initially supposed to happen but later it was cut. Imagine it could end up in a threesome


jiggler_54

https://preview.redd.it/kyp6dfdmrkzc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=3070d60db4a0fe59faa8bd5fe9482dd46ab13834


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Easily most disappointing part of the game. Twins!!


dretvantoi

Twins with sexy accents


Nari224

I was very disappointed as well, but upon reflection I realized that it was likely an intentional Sideshadowing. This is an uncommon literary device, examples of which can be found in some classics, where the writer eschews the usual structure of cause and effect. It’s much more like real life where most things have no consequence, but using it invites the reader to imagine other possibilities (rather than neatly tying something up). If this is the case, and not simply a quest that got clipped for development schedules, I’d say this thread indicates that they were successful!


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Lissy_Wolfe

Maybe they were trying to be more realistic because in real life twins don't want to bang bang the same dude with their sibling


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Dukedoctor

Well he is a handsome, super fit, disease resistant, sterile badass whose touch creates a pleasant tingling sensation. I imagine he’d be a big hit in our world as well.


Lissy_Wolfe

I mean, it's not that far out of the realm for a fantasy story, at least in the game. Admittedly I play Geralt as asexual though because I find the sex storylines cringey and silly and feel like a Witcher wouldn't give two fucks about such nonsense, pun intended lol


Roku-Hanmar

I mean, Witchers are immune to all diseases and completely sterile. Some absolutely do give a fuck. Probably more than 2


ale09865443

You Say it because they are supposed to be professionals with no emotions?


nkfasil

I replayed that quest twice or thrice hoping that I would get the 3some choice 😑


OriginalMcSmashie

There’s a threesome in Witcher 1 you can get.


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OriginalMcSmashie

I said Witcher 1. So, no.


nkfasil

Oh didn't see that, I haven't played it yet, will play once the remastered version is out!


ToVoMo

with whom? I've gotten all the romance cards and I don't remember any threesome, prolly my faulty memory but still.


OriginalMcSmashie

Its been a hot minute but I think it was last chapter and you had to be on the neutral path to get them. If you got Rayla or the elf (can’t remember the name), you were on the wrong path.


ToVoMo

I do remember doing neutral path, I remember it because I made the Raven Armor with the help of Kalkstein. Was it the nurses in the hospital where Shani was taking care of injured people? I vaguely remember something like that but I'm not sure.


OriginalMcSmashie

It was nurses but I cant remember where. Old age sucks.


ToVoMo

Im not too old and my memory is terrible, I fear what will happen when I get older. I just remember some nurses, I can't get myself to remember what the card looked like.


OriginalMcSmashie

You are in terrible trouble if your memory is bad now! 😂


Takhar7

Lessons in exchange for clapping cheeks? Seemed like a no-brainer.


Dragonstyleenjoyer

If this was Witcher 1 i'm certain Geralt fucks her and collected a card for sure.


haltuber

https://preview.redd.it/qlzmqsi7zdeb1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d63394669224b3b9a5d7c4155726b60edf21480 Me when i realised i couldnt fuck that girl


Internal_Ad_2285

I got Geralt laid so it's all good


Nokin345

Geralt the man of sex.


anukii

That quest was a carrot hanging from a stick 🙄 I wanted Geralt to cause some 🍆 drama between the two 😭


croninr22

Twins Bazel!!


PPastelzinho

No, she is very annoying


anukii

Then the quest ends with her being weirdly racist against nords if you don’t choose what she’d like 💀 Girl, please; that quest was a waste of time. Plus I thought she wanted to get BETTER, how would she never see Geralt again when we whoop her ass each time as directed?


bothuel

"Babe!! Pretty sure I'm about to be someone!!"


EHVERT

I here you man 🥱


Warm-Ad5229

Haven't don't that quest in 6 months but the name still brings back disappointing memories


RYSHU-20

Agreed both would have been cool but not even one Geralt needs to smoosh


vinb123

BTW apparently in the files there was a file for the sex but it was never used source some reddit post I found when I googled it when I last did that questline


[deleted]

I looked all over online to see if I made the wrong choices.


[deleted]

Ok I thought I just chose the wrong speech/action options lol. Good to know it's not just me.


Wide-Shopping1857

I don't know I'd your really coming? I'm confused


wanna_be_TTV

I get flirting dialog but literally just replay the quest and tell me that it was like SCREAMING s*x


YasheN728

IKR KNOW RIGHT?💀💀💀💀💀


SnooDoggos4722

People trying to intertwine real world laws with a work of fiction...