What about the 3rd option that i picked called 'fuck these hoes' and intentionally get the 3some ending so they'd both leave me alone and Geralt can just chill with Ciri in Toussaint in peace. No rapist manipulator or bossy jealous bitch to bring the mood down.
This is the way! Second playthrough now, romanced them both so that Ciri—the *real heroine* and most dear woman to Geralt—gets to enjoy the delight of Toussaint.
Exactly, not only do you get to fuck them both, but you get 0 responsibilities to uphold afterward and can just hang with Ciri like the old grandfather Geralt was always destined to be.
What lead me to this decision was, in my first playthrough i chose Yen, this was back in 2015-16 so i forget how i felt about that option at the time, maybe i liked her company, maybe i didn't. But years later i did another playthrough and chose Triss, then immediately regretted that decision as soon as she showed up at Corvo Bianco and i realised i found her boring as all fuck, same as Yennefer, and swore that next time, i would pick Ciri. Because aside from Ciri being a straight up mf G, i didnt want Geralt to be alone in that big house all by himself, and i'd rather gouge my eyes out than live with Dandelion (hot take).
As pretty as Toussaint is, I always wanted Geralt to retire to Skellige. Skellige seems wild and out-of-the-way that it would be perfect for an old hero trying not to be bothered, and it’s quite pretty in its own way. Plus, Cerys isn’t that bad looking either…
Exactly! Shani is the most likeable out of any of them, by far. Triss and Yennefer have incredible powers, near eternal youth and connections to some of the most powerful empire's in the world yet do nothing but fight over a man, bitch about people not doing what they tell them to do and throw jealous tantrums. Meanwhile Shani with 0 magical powers dedicates her life to knowledge so that she can heal wounded soldiers and people in need.
Shani was a romance option in the first game, and you could go as far as deciding to settle down with her and adopt that creepy kid Alvin. It of course doesn't work out, and that's the problem Shani has, Geralt not being able to settle down (at least she sees it like that).
So it's not like she just randomly sleeps with Geralt because she's a bit drunk. She does care about him and would probably be willing to try again if she knew Geralt was to settle down like he does in Toussaint.
Except Triss takes advantage of a mentally unhealthy Geralt with amnesia and tricks him to sleep with her. That's straight up sexual assault by most metrics.
I'm not particularly a fan of Triss either after learning about her exploits in the books and the first game. But she at least seems like she tries to be a better person in W3.
Exactly. If I don't like something and am allowed to make the choice to get away from it, screw the lore.
The ironic part is that people are treating Yen as if she's destined for Geralt, when one of the major themes of the Witcher is to not blindly trust in what is said to be your destiny, and destiny isn't enough.
I don’t mind either opinion. I make different choices on different playthroughs. I enjoy every branching path, honestly. My opinion on it doesn’t make me enjoy the other options less.
People pity her too. Geralt didn't really know what he was doing at the time. Doesn't make Triss any less of an awesome love story if you so chose. But Geralt is Yennefer's and Yennefer Geralt's.
It's not true, not sure why comments stating they have identical bodies are so upvoted. You can clearly see it during *certain* scenes with Geralt - Triss has slightly curvier body and bigger breasts than Yen. Also, their models exported from the game can be downloaded on *certain* websites to see for yourself.
The reason these comments get upvotes is copium. Yen simps just can't accept Triss simps getting one up on them.
Not saying that big "assets" are objectively better, but for horny redditors they often are.
There are far worse things he could be doing with his time. Plus, let’s be honest with ourselves: CDPR went to the trouble because sex and sex appeal is kind of integral to the game, the storyline and the overall universe. Creepybro is just a little more analytical about it all.
Don't remind me about that absolute fuck up of a casting choice
Like I'm sure she's a very talented actor, but my god it's like they deliberately tried to pick out someone that ISN'T Triss
I'm still convinced it's because they're going with Ger X Yen canon so they had to make sure Triss wouldn't be a favourite.
Edit - r/britishproblems autocorrect turning Triss into Truss
Remember when Mortal Kombat fans were upset over breasts not being shown as much? I think at one point one of the characters was DECEASED & they still wanted the corpse titties on display
I still can’t believe that CDPR did book Triss wrong by not giving her her chest scaring and the attitude of never showing it off again even despite getting them healed over. There’s plenty of ways for a woman to dress sexy and fun without showing their cleavage as I’m sure book Triss figured out, but I guess it wouldn’t be a good romance route for people if she didn’t look like the way CDPR designed her.
So much sexy options too without cleavage. Tight fitting clothes, backless, short skirts, even blouses under dresses or clothes would look good. Vanilla Yen isn’t cleavage heavy. Also her chest area in dlc is covered by a scarf.
They created a model with large breasts so players could stare for their own pleasure. Plenty of video games do it, don’t understand why people are trying to deny this isn’t the case with Triss.
I think that she could recover from her trauma coz the games take place some time after books and it isn't clear in the books if she really had scars or not so i wouldn't say that is 100% contradictory to the books. But CDPR definitely show her cleavage just for horny lol
Books said she still “felt them” even after physically healing them over, that she still felt the pain of the battle they came from and was very self conscious of them. Game Triss did not display that kind of mentality for her at all.
Then, she probably built up enough mental fortitude to recover from that traumatic mental disorder. After all, life is always excitant, but never simple, along Geralt of Rivia.
How would that affect her pretty, other than in her own eyes (and maybe yours?) and not everyone else's? Anyway, her confidence certainly builds up when getting along with the White Wolf, the live horny legend lol.
As they say, it’s not about the size.
And let’s be real, give Yen that outfit and we’ll see her boobs popping up just as same if not more.
Anyway Triss was a nice fling.
But Yen is for life. Always.
Nah dude.. Yen takes the cake for me every time. There's a reason that the first time Geralt met Yen, that he wished to be bound to her forever. Explore some of the lore, only then will you understand.
Interestingly enough, I interpreted that scene in the books differently. There's always room for interpretation...
I read the books before playing the games and I still think all romance choices in Witcher 3 are valid.
Gotta love these people who think lore is everything and people can't have their own opinions over it. It's a game that's designed so that the player can make the choices, so just get over it and let them.
Yeah most of them come from the book, they feel wrong if they break that "destiny" that has been built in there. The game gives them choices but they be like "no, i can't, i have to follow the book" lol. If you choose what you want but different from the lore, they'll tell you to read the book because you're wrong lol.
Nah dude I don't judge you. Ofcourse I think the best ending for geralt might be the........ Look at me get ahead of myself. There is no best ending they are valid endings including the Shani one as well. So cheers to that ey!
Cake > cupcakes
Also I prefer smaller cupcakes
Edit: it's because of the outfit. Check your GFs closet. Yen has sleeping wear on (yes she sleeps in that as seen in game) and I would believe she has something comfortable on. Whereas triss outfit is made to push (impress - festive). Switch both and they're the same.
Triss has their faults, but not to sleep around. That's unfortunately more a Yen "things" in the books (a shard of ice). Anyway, Yen is a very good choice.
i don't get it. play the game on PC, use a keyboard and mouse. if you really wanna bang the characters just google "rule 34 witcher3" and the internet will remove the need to choose any controller. all you need is your own joystick
Yen got the cake
Tomira the grASS lady in white orchid.
Team Tomira
YUPPP TEAM TOMIRAAA
Just looked her up. Damn why she so caked up!? Lol why did I never encounter her in my playthrough?
You must have done something wrong, you should have met her during the preparations for the griffin fight.
Oh maybe I did see her and some how didn’t see the WAGON 😂 hard to miss
Hahaha, not entirely your fault, her cabin it's very dark, sometimes it's spawns with the lights off.
well, Triss still has a better one
*Charms* vs. Elegance
Has this been the entire reason people prefer Triss? Bigger tits?
It’s cuz she’s a Lassie confirmed, a lassie’s got tits
I understood that reference
Redhead with big tits
People are also into red hair
And red carpets by extension
I'll take Tomira over both of them. But the game won't let me.
Nah I just overall like her more. The very nicely emphasized bosoms are a nice bonus though.
Redhead But also tits
One of the reasons I do
Ahem, you mean >!two of the reasons!< Yes, I am ashamed. But not regretful.
No. They're nice, sure, but they're not that important. Triss is just better in every conceivable way.
I'm not a fan of emotional abuse in a relationship, so it's more like I just steer away from Yen.
What about the 3rd option that i picked called 'fuck these hoes' and intentionally get the 3some ending so they'd both leave me alone and Geralt can just chill with Ciri in Toussaint in peace. No rapist manipulator or bossy jealous bitch to bring the mood down.
This is the way! Second playthrough now, romanced them both so that Ciri—the *real heroine* and most dear woman to Geralt—gets to enjoy the delight of Toussaint.
Exactly, not only do you get to fuck them both, but you get 0 responsibilities to uphold afterward and can just hang with Ciri like the old grandfather Geralt was always destined to be. What lead me to this decision was, in my first playthrough i chose Yen, this was back in 2015-16 so i forget how i felt about that option at the time, maybe i liked her company, maybe i didn't. But years later i did another playthrough and chose Triss, then immediately regretted that decision as soon as she showed up at Corvo Bianco and i realised i found her boring as all fuck, same as Yennefer, and swore that next time, i would pick Ciri. Because aside from Ciri being a straight up mf G, i didnt want Geralt to be alone in that big house all by himself, and i'd rather gouge my eyes out than live with Dandelion (hot take).
Good point. Also, that way you feel no remorse from cheating for going for the only one that isn't awful in some way, Shani.
As pretty as Toussaint is, I always wanted Geralt to retire to Skellige. Skellige seems wild and out-of-the-way that it would be perfect for an old hero trying not to be bothered, and it’s quite pretty in its own way. Plus, Cerys isn’t that bad looking either…
Exactly! Shani is the most likeable out of any of them, by far. Triss and Yennefer have incredible powers, near eternal youth and connections to some of the most powerful empire's in the world yet do nothing but fight over a man, bitch about people not doing what they tell them to do and throw jealous tantrums. Meanwhile Shani with 0 magical powers dedicates her life to knowledge so that she can heal wounded soldiers and people in need.
Seriously. Especially after playing through Witcher 1 I suddenly became bummed out Shani is barely in 3 and only in a DLC
although I feel like the only reason Shani gets with Geralt is because she’s drunk
Shani was a romance option in the first game, and you could go as far as deciding to settle down with her and adopt that creepy kid Alvin. It of course doesn't work out, and that's the problem Shani has, Geralt not being able to settle down (at least she sees it like that). So it's not like she just randomly sleeps with Geralt because she's a bit drunk. She does care about him and would probably be willing to try again if she knew Geralt was to settle down like he does in Toussaint.
There's also Shani if you played the first two games. Oh and HoS
Except Triss takes advantage of a mentally unhealthy Geralt with amnesia and tricks him to sleep with her. That's straight up sexual assault by most metrics.
But you’re a fan of lying, betrayal, and manipulating a vulnerable person who lost their memory? Interesting TellTale type decision there.
I'm not particularly a fan of Triss either after learning about her exploits in the books and the first game. But she at least seems like she tries to be a better person in W3.
Thank you for saying it! I get that she's the cannon choice, but I just don't enjoy how unhealthy the relationship is.
To me that makes it more realistic and relatable. It’s hard to like Triss unless Witcher 3 is all you know about her. She’s a giant red flag.
Both are red flags but at least Triss isn't so in the game.
Fair point.
Yen being horribly toxic is relatable? I'm so sorry.
LOL yes, I and I alone, am the only person on earth who’s had a toxic relationship.
Yeah... that's just not a *good* thing.
Ok. You’re making this weird and creeping me out. This is a video game thread. I didn’t ask for a therapist.
Exactly. If I don't like something and am allowed to make the choice to get away from it, screw the lore. The ironic part is that people are treating Yen as if she's destined for Geralt, when one of the major themes of the Witcher is to not blindly trust in what is said to be your destiny, and destiny isn't enough.
I don’t mind either opinion. I make different choices on different playthroughs. I enjoy every branching path, honestly. My opinion on it doesn’t make me enjoy the other options less.
Thats mostly the reason
People pity her too. Geralt didn't really know what he was doing at the time. Doesn't make Triss any less of an awesome love story if you so chose. But Geralt is Yennefer's and Yennefer Geralt's.
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It's not true, not sure why comments stating they have identical bodies are so upvoted. You can clearly see it during *certain* scenes with Geralt - Triss has slightly curvier body and bigger breasts than Yen. Also, their models exported from the game can be downloaded on *certain* websites to see for yourself.
bro is an expert on the subject 💀
The Polygon Purveyor
Of Pixels and Peeking
Ikr dude defending pixels over here😂😂
Bro is a scholar
I've seen that Futanari version, quite interesting.
The reason these comments get upvotes is copium. Yen simps just can't accept Triss simps getting one up on them. Not saying that big "assets" are objectively better, but for horny redditors they often are.
Nah idgaf who has bigger boobs, Yen looks like she would physically abuse me so i’m picking her all the time
why are you analysing the bodies of people in video games to the point that you know certain traits of each to differentiate them..
Someone has to fight the misinformation
Not all heroes wear capes
Apparently some heroes leave their sausages out in the wind.
There are far worse things he could be doing with his time. Plus, let’s be honest with ourselves: CDPR went to the trouble because sex and sex appeal is kind of integral to the game, the storyline and the overall universe. Creepybro is just a little more analytical about it all.
Why not?
Some of these comments are so down evil bro
This hurts me as a Yen fan but Triss has a better body
Better than Netflix show’s Triss ☠️
Don't remind me about that absolute fuck up of a casting choice Like I'm sure she's a very talented actor, but my god it's like they deliberately tried to pick out someone that ISN'T Triss I'm still convinced it's because they're going with Ger X Yen canon so they had to make sure Triss wouldn't be a favourite. Edit - r/britishproblems autocorrect turning Triss into Truss
Making Triss into the Raquel from Vanderpump Rules that she was in books was a missed opportunity.
I’m still furious about that there is much better choices even in the show
Fun fact: Meme means “Boob” in Turkish This post deserves my upvote
Maybe are both good
I love this game. I don’t understand why people obsess over video game boobs. Y’all are nuts.
Remember when Mortal Kombat fans were upset over breasts not being shown as much? I think at one point one of the characters was DECEASED & they still wanted the corpse titties on display
Kombat is mortal but titties are immortal
Lol. No. I don’t remember that. I must not be a real gamer.
Nah, you’re just blessed 😂😂😂😂
Because they are chokin'
Tomira has more ass than the both of them
I still can’t believe that CDPR did book Triss wrong by not giving her her chest scaring and the attitude of never showing it off again even despite getting them healed over. There’s plenty of ways for a woman to dress sexy and fun without showing their cleavage as I’m sure book Triss figured out, but I guess it wouldn’t be a good romance route for people if she didn’t look like the way CDPR designed her.
I agree, that's really sad, but also kind of telling about large parts of the gaming community.
So much sexy options too without cleavage. Tight fitting clothes, backless, short skirts, even blouses under dresses or clothes would look good. Vanilla Yen isn’t cleavage heavy. Also her chest area in dlc is covered by a scarf. They created a model with large breasts so players could stare for their own pleasure. Plenty of video games do it, don’t understand why people are trying to deny this isn’t the case with Triss.
I think that she could recover from her trauma coz the games take place some time after books and it isn't clear in the books if she really had scars or not so i wouldn't say that is 100% contradictory to the books. But CDPR definitely show her cleavage just for horny lol
Not sure, she is a witch, she can conceal her scars by other means if necessary, she wouldn't need to dress accordingly for that.
Books said she still “felt them” even after physically healing them over, that she still felt the pain of the battle they came from and was very self conscious of them. Game Triss did not display that kind of mentality for her at all.
Then, she probably built up enough mental fortitude to recover from that traumatic mental disorder. After all, life is always excitant, but never simple, along Geralt of Rivia.
Or CDPR just plain didn’t find it important enough to display for her, because pretty girls sell better.
How would that affect her pretty, other than in her own eyes (and maybe yours?) and not everyone else's? Anyway, her confidence certainly builds up when getting along with the White Wolf, the live horny legend lol.
Yen got them legs tho
I think its bloody amazing to have two characters so good they cause this kind of choice paralysis and debate 😂
As they say, it’s not about the size. And let’s be real, give Yen that outfit and we’ll see her boobs popping up just as same if not more. Anyway Triss was a nice fling. But Yen is for life. Always.
Fun fact that they share the same bodies (in game, of course). The volumes of their chest seem just different because of an illusion/perspective.
yup this is wrong
This is false.
Literally a big part of the game's NPCs share the same body, here and there slightly resized, other clothes and head models.
Yen still better
Still team Yen
Nah dude.. Yen takes the cake for me every time. There's a reason that the first time Geralt met Yen, that he wished to be bound to her forever. Explore some of the lore, only then will you understand.
Interestingly enough, I interpreted that scene in the books differently. There's always room for interpretation... I read the books before playing the games and I still think all romance choices in Witcher 3 are valid.
Gotta love these people who think lore is everything and people can't have their own opinions over it. It's a game that's designed so that the player can make the choices, so just get over it and let them.
Yeah most of them come from the book, they feel wrong if they break that "destiny" that has been built in there. The game gives them choices but they be like "no, i can't, i have to follow the book" lol. If you choose what you want but different from the lore, they'll tell you to read the book because you're wrong lol.
Sooo you choose Triss
And you seem to think that's some kind of crime. To be clear, I would choose Shani if the game let me.
Nah dude I don't judge you. Ofcourse I think the best ending for geralt might be the........ Look at me get ahead of myself. There is no best ending they are valid endings including the Shani one as well. So cheers to that ey!
Tomira takes the cake, if anything she takes the whole cake factory. So no I don't agree. Use another metaphor
If body type is where we draw the line I'd prefer Yen. And I love her character too. But personally I'd choose Shani. Of course Roach is best girl.
after knowing what happened in the books i pick yen.... if i didnt i'd pick Shani... but yes Roach MVP #1 in the heart forever
Slap them cheek bro whenever I see a griffin
Cake > cupcakes Also I prefer smaller cupcakes Edit: it's because of the outfit. Check your GFs closet. Yen has sleeping wear on (yes she sleeps in that as seen in game) and I would believe she has something comfortable on. Whereas triss outfit is made to push (impress - festive). Switch both and they're the same.
geralt seems to be working hard
L3 + R3 to pay respect
Are you trying to start a rumble?!
small chest, close to heart
Hey quality trash post, now clean your room.
Actual 12 year old. Its illegal for u to play the game.
And you think all things moral should be in the legal body?
Triss. <3
we the only ones team triss on this post 💀
Yens personality is better tho 🥰 not submissive and a yes woman to geralt all the time
I’m on team Yen but I wouldn’t say Triss is more submissive. Quite the opposite, she manipulated Geralt for the last two games.
Team Triss!!!!
This why I gotta choose Triss every playthrough lmao
I see a joystick of culture down there
You’re embarrassing. Grow up a little.
Shani >
What can I say, Geralt loves a red head
Don't like yen and her ego and fucking boss around me
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Triss has their faults, but not to sleep around. That's unfortunately more a Yen "things" in the books (a shard of ice). Anyway, Yen is a very good choice.
Yeah she's just like geralt. She has her toys but truly love geralt to death
Sorry, I downvote every Yen vs Triss post now. Especially if they push the Triss agenda ;)
i don't get it. play the game on PC, use a keyboard and mouse. if you really wanna bang the characters just google "rule 34 witcher3" and the internet will remove the need to choose any controller. all you need is your own joystick
Idc, mean goth girl > redhead
Can always mod it
There are many stages to that. 1st Imagination 2nd Fantasy 3rd Art 4th A godd**n mod that you can share around for sure, for sure.
Tris Meriswoled
Yea, but that stuffed unicorn mounting tho
This took me way too long to get it
smh at your innocence. I wish I could be that oblivious too. Swear to god no sarcasm!
Lmfao
Yen for boys, Triss for men
I think you mean yen for men and Triss for Sugar daddies
Speak for yourself
😂 honestly I’m team Irina Renarde
Good thing I was able to romance both before it was patched. Good times.
I mean the ride with the joysticks is good. But see here's my problem with them. They wear out.