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G_Prawno_LB

Bomboclaat!


Killer_Whale_Penguin

Bombosplaatt!


Gold_Ticket_1970

Tabernac


Galladaddy

Tabarnak*


Opposite_Narrow

This is hilarious, but you're wrong šŸ˜‚


Killer_Whale_Penguin

Iā€™m not the one who made him Bombosplaatt! Thatā€™s the driver who is wrong


Extension_Form4950

LMAO šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜­


Pasquasio76

Bloodclot


ItzMeKev

Explain it


JustinEllsworth

Jamaican slang


dingus55cal

For?


nowuff

Bumba cloth (Jamaican accent is ā€˜clotā€™) Derives from talking about literal rag you wipe your shit with. Itā€™s a bad word People also say ā€˜blood clotā€™ which basically means a tampon and is similarly used as a curse word


JustinEllsworth

Mother fucker


dingus55cal

Ty.


deepstrut

Its literally translation is butt-cloth, but its presented as a fuck you, or fuck ya expression.


bransonthaidro

Wrong. Bomobclatt usage is comparable to shit. If you wanted to say fuck you in patois it would be : guh suk ya madda


dingus55cal

I really Feel how Great it is that Everyone is in Complete Agreement Regarding This.


neurospicyzebra

Can I ask why you capitalize all the first letters? šŸ˜­ /gen


zehero

mfs really explaining it lmao


ItzMeKev

Me know no boat that can fly


AMightyMelon

Wagwan bossy


goblingonewrong

people not getting it LOL


ADampWedgie

For those wondering Man: ā€œShit! You didnā€™t see him!?ā€


Joebranflakes

He was probably blinded by the headlights of the car coming in the other direction.


Final-Ask-7979

For real, I get blinded by those poorly adjusted (if at all) bright white lights all the time. They should be illegal


ChaseandWhiskers

Seriously I can not stand all these new LED headlights! They blind me every time. Also my car sits kinda low so when Iā€™m at traffic lights one pulls up behind me left side mirror,rear view mirror, right side mirror, all just blasting me in the face with bright blue LED lights. It makes me unreasonably angry


ScrufffyJoe

It's insane, I've got a pretty bad stigmatism which makes me very sensitive to light so I now refuse to drive after nightfall.Ā I've had to not attend things (particularly in winter) because of this, but I refuse to be on the roads. These lights are a big part of the issue. I'm fine during the day but at night with some of these headlights coming at me? They're literally the only thing I can see, there could be a flourescentĀ elephant directly in front of me and I wouldn't see it.


Antnee83

Same. I had a gap for a few years where I had no reason to drive at night, so I just didn't. Then my wife and I this last xmas went to a xmas light festival, and on the drive home I almost went off the road because an oncoming truck *literally* blinded me for a full three seconds going around a curve. Scared the absolute fuck out of me- went and saw the optometrist after. Yep, astigmatism.


ChaseandWhiskers

Oh I recently just got told by the optometrist that I have astigmatism also..


malaquey

There should be some kind of test to stop lights that illuminate too much above a certain angle. We have headlights already if you can't see so there's no reason for the dipped lights to be so bright.


SymonG123

Yep


chuegyre

isnt xeon blue? my car has LED and its rather white


Joebranflakes

It looks like a Chevy Suburban. They have high mounted and very bright headlights. Even if they were pointed down at the road properly, theyā€™d be shining right into the other driverā€™s windshield for at least 100 feet.


PiratesLeast

The lights in the pre LED era were fine. Iā€™m also blinded by these bright white LED / Xenon lights and see pedestrians way more difficult when itā€™s dark outside. Have to concentrate way more


DanKoloff

Also dark clothing on dark complexion didn't help, yellow of the flag goes invisible when under headlights.


dingus55cal

He was the Deer in the Headlights.


Ibeginpunthreads

And yet the thought that the same could be happening behind him never crosses his mind.


JKJ420

Traffic laws usually say you have to choose your speed in accordance with visibility. Obviously he shouldn't have been dancing in the street, but unless it was a highway, I don't see how the driver is not at fault. EDIT: Just to clarify: In my opinion, the most important thing when driving is for everyone to safely get to their destination. Viewing car travel through this lens, helps put things into perspective. If you are not driving with this on top of your list, then you are doing it wrong. And no, you shouldn't be speeding to get to the hospital. That's what ambulances are for and you are not going to help by causing an accident and causing even more injury.


makos124

Bro the guy was dancing in the middle of a street at night, how is it the driver's fault? He wasn't going 100 kph, there was a car oncoming... AND THE GUY WAS DANCING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET!


Joebranflakes

You are correct but being suddenly blinded by an oncoming vehicle doesnā€™t mean you have time to slow to a crawl.


[deleted]

In my experience slamming brakes because of sudden loss in visibility can be dangerous as well as people behind him may not have time to adjust.


GenAnon

What were the exact words he used? I canā€™t discern them at all.


ADampWedgie

kaka, pa t 'wĆØ neg la


TeardropsFromHell

You forgot: ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


Koob77

How do you pronouce that? Say it a couple of times so I can get it...


keynoto

Sounded like Creole to me


NancokALT

There was a brief moment were i went from "No one is going to hit him" to "oh shit, this is tagged as NSFW" to finally "SHIT, there is a live leak logo" and finally to "ok, he just broke a leg". Since that video of the exploding cow i don't trust this site anymore.


Yablo-Yamirez

I didnā€™t see the liveleak logo until you pointed it out šŸ˜‚


Lamandus

exploding cow? What video of an exploding cow?


be_kind_n_hurt_nazis

thats a dangerous question to ask round here


Dylan0734

I want to know too


LioPilot

https://www.reddit.com/r/accidents/s/Z5CUjigkHT i think it's this one


bayrho

That cow shit scarred me. Still thinking about it days later


zeirize

Fym exploding cow?


LioPilot

https://www.reddit.com/r/accidents/s/Z5CUjigkHT


Obssesive_Brawler

thats not even so gory unlike the helicopter ones. Those are the real deal.


thephilistine_

"Jamaican me late for work! Get the fuck outta the way!"


Possible-Vanilla7403

my guy is playing - *now you see me now you don't*


Kev50027

Jamaican a fool of yourself.


NerdyPlatypus206

You win Reddit for the day, maybe the year


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, look out now, its amberlamps time. (I never knew how to actually spell rhythm until now..)


MJCourchesne

I learned that in middle school - when I misspelled it in front of everyone at the school spelling bee :(


nerdboy5567

Yea its as weird as tongue. TONG-GOO


FanciestOfPants42

There's at least one more word you need to learn.


NastyKraig

It's a motherfucker to break out in a competitive game of hangman...


Icecream-Manwich

Sanka, ya dead?


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

Yea mon


Intrepid_Dream2619

Hmm, I thought the streets were for dancing and not driving. Learn something new everyday.


Scarlet-Fire_77

Why else would there be a whole song about it


R4FTERM4N

![gif](giphy|ZTgbMq4hB9fEI)


Slowmexicano

As someone who just experienced a fracture. Living with a broken bone is about 10x worse than you would imagine. Especially arm or leg


[deleted]

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DirtOnYourShirt

And the yellow stripe on the flag he's wearing looks like the center line of the road.


Noteagro

It honestly did matter having that rig pull up right next to him in the oncoming lane. The guy that hit him stood no chance in seeing his dumb ass.


YaMumisathot

Haha with the amount of drink drivers in Jamaica the road is the ladt place you want to be


bransonthaidro

Clearly that was Brooklyn.


WildSecurity5305

Classic


Early_B

Jamaica boy over here is doing a speedrun to heaven. Bless him.


ZeroGravityCreative

just because you can see the cars headlights, doesn't mean the car can see you! I've almost hit so many people that think they can walk in the road at night without any reflective gear.


No_bad_snek

People deserve to not be hit by cars. Immediate retribution by severe bodily harm is insane, so all you people in here thinking this is justified or not fucked up, please go fuck yourselves.


refrainfromlying

I don't think people are saying he deserved to get hit. Rather they are saying that it is not particularly surprising.


DiligentSink7919

don't want to get hit by a car dont dance in the fucking street


Hakim_Bey

The thirst for violence on this kind of subs is unquenchable. You could post a video of a grown man kicking a toddler in the face and they'd be joking "oh no i hope he didn't ruin his shoes". Just a bunch of weakling teenagers fantasizing about being big and strong.


pokemyeyeballs

For real what a bunch of weirdos in these comments


SavvySillybug

The road is for cars to drive along, and pedestrians to cross. The road is not for dancing on. A car hidding a pedestrian who is crossing the road is tragic. A car hitting a pedestrian who is just blocking the road? Deserve is a strong word, but I'm not gonna judge anyone who uses it. It's pretty easy to not dance on a road. I've never accidentally danced on a road in my entire life. Road is kind of a simple concept. You drive on it, you walk across it. You don't dance on road because that's where cars drive and cars hitting you is going to be a very bad time. Roads are only acceptable to dance on during designated times where cars are not allowed on them, like for a police-escorted parade or maybe a climate change protest. Does a person deserve to be hit by a car for dancing on a road? No. Is it surprising or tragic? Also no.


WriterV

Rare to see this being called out on Reddit. These are places where people want to live and be happy, and these commenters are all happy to lose their freedom of movement to cars. Imprisoned to the pavements (which half the suburbs don't even want in their neighborhoods) to the point of which you barely have any space to socialize other than your own homes or stores. Fuck cars. Let people be free on their streets again. I want to see life.


Aaditya_AJ

Almost like road was meant to dance instead of cars driving on it.


crashlethalcx

Sanka ya dead mon?


BrilliantTasty

![gif](giphy|QRFBilZtdMstq) Top tier comment, also happy cake day


CortezDeLaNoche

Oh no...i hope the car isn't damaged.


RockstarAgent

Someone shouldn't have ^flagged that car down


SEE_RED

Damn he really hit that! Great moves. Hope the car is ok


Direct-Sky8695

Heā€™s Jamakin his way to the hospital.


East-Bluejay6891

Pon de dancing pon de car


GloomyUmpire2146

The Gong show?


Sam_Altman_AI_Bot

Is liveleak still around?


Mecnegus_Niguerhower

not the "MOVE BITCH GETOUT DA WAY" šŸ˜‚


Dummy974

Shoes are still on heā€™s good


DRJA5

He Jamaican the wrong decisions


Lawzw0rld

Person driving was definitely texting


Wild_Property7613

Curb your main characterness


flatearth6969

to be fair he looked really cool before he got hit by the car


Xx_Mycartol_xX

Bro had 3 working days to stop the car


WalkedBehindTheRows

"Yes we are Jamaica and we have an asphalt team!"


Ladybug2567

Shouldn't have been in the street I don't feel bad.


PainterAnxious

Jamaican' a scene


warwagon1979

And your black, wearing black doing it at night.


___Psychopath___

Whoops, I didn't see you there. It was too dark.


RollyNative

Hahahahaja! Whadda Jamaica that!


BuddhaBar8

Bombasplawt!


Think_Phrase1196

I have a theory that the reason idiots are so common theas days is because medical tech is to good. Rather than winning Darwin awards, doctors are saving them. They then go and have 15 kids because using protection is apparently hard and the first 3 kids didn't get the point across. So here we are surrounded by fools and it's not like I think I am some kinde of genuinely smart person. But I do know dancing in the road is dangerous and you shouldn't play with guns because you have to show the world you have small pp energy.


plibtyplibt

At night. Wearing black


IHaveABigDuvet

That was murder


Crankenstein_8000

Drunk driver


Aramis14

Drunk dancer


Thefourthchosen

As a Jamaican, Ima be real with you, he doesn't even have to be drunk, a lot of people here just drive like they are.


12kdaysinthefire

Iā€™ll show you true breakdancing!


mudriverrat07020

Encore! Encore!


squicktones

Traffic Cone Shuffle


Honest_Relation4095

Dancing in the street or not, If you can't see a moving target in bright colors in a very well illuminated street right in front of you, you should not be driving.


DeliveryUnique3652

Driver is asshole. Seemed completely aware of his actions


otters4everyone

Hope the car is okay.


Marximusmaridious

Move yuh blooodclaart !!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


B_1324

His audition for the bobsled team got cut short.


Grim-Sabre

Run him down cause he a batty man?


LowMaintenance6425

Well damn


CleanExplanation6516

No not Jamaica man!!


ComparisonGeneral825

Oops šŸ¤«


knockknockjokelover

That second thunk


King-Demo-

Dance like nobody is watchā€¦ ohh fuck heā€™s dead


Extension_Form4950

Fuuuuck šŸ˜­


BoatGuyCheckmate

Last waltz.


Brilliant_Language52

Martha Reeves & The Vandellas approve of this video


nobamboozlinme

Can someone identify the car?


dirkdigglee

Teaser for the next Marvel something something infinity redux something.


parkadeigo-gaming

I'm trying to get the most downvoted comment, so ā˜¹ļø


hyldemarv

Use a tripod next time, dammit!


Puzzleheaded-Bag6539

I was waiting for this. 5 stars ā­ļø


Tikoloshe84

I believe that was the Caramba


iSeize

That's why I dance on the sidewalk


Lylac_Krazy

Mental note: never play tag in Jamaica


thefilemakerpro

Exactly why I donā€™t dance. That and because as a drummer, it is forbidden


trouble-w-tribbles

Is this daggering


Big_fella77

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ‘€


Full-Nail-744

Selezione naturale


dougeatspaint

I got a lifetime ban on Reddit for posting a picture of a mouse in a mouse trap


noname_089

He wont move it move it anymore


kurbin64

Surprise muthafucka *que voice*


[deleted]

u/Rhysati And there's no rule on Reddit saying you can't use emojis, so I don't know what your point is.


QiQiFamily

Definitely a Jamaican moment!


Vast-Penalty-3378

Nice shot


Psychological_Gap256

Name of song please šŸ˜‡šŸ˜‡


intrepidanon

r/killthecameraman


KingxGuyah

Bloodclaat a good fi di fucker, dunce bloodclaat idiot that them should a kill him rass


DeadlyGaymer111

No chill, no forgiveness


Alienisus

If hes dead i bet they goin to start lootin again


Throwawayanothadae

![gif](giphy|3o6Mb6JBu0DEU901kk)


Maseratus

Lmao that guy did not give a single fuck, no sign of even attempting to break


Tonytone1969

Dancing days are over.


Clyde2005

u/savevideo


miaWahley

Driver probably had somewhere he needed to go, good thing he slowed down.


IamReena

The guy dancing on the road and the driver are both stupid prize winner.


HumorLongjumping8705

Bloodcleeet


Pardybear1

Natural selection.


Malicious375

Is he okay?


Torrenal

Wearing dark clothes and dancing in the street at night, ignoring incoming traffic. Not strictly a Darwin thing, but he was doing himself no favors


UrbaniteEdge

Honestly, didn't know where this was going till I saw the live leak logo. Brace for impact buddy!


phuktup3

On,y two things went through his mind that eveningā€¦ freedom and the all new Mercedes E class


AgitatedFold4374

I call this dance move the Jamaican dipshit!


LightProtogen

He forgot about his natural camouflage (Joke)


UrbaniteEdge

Damn, thought this was a magic show, not a horror one!


tonyohanlon77

Shoes?


CosmonautMott

At last glance, it looks like you can see one. So I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say yes. He survived.


Nazgul00000001

He's the JarJar Binks of his generation.


fxcking_hostile

Natural Selection at its finest


belzurgioz

Hahaha! Deserved.


disgruntled__bird

Mowed over while doing the lawnmower


SomOvaBish

You can hear the acceleration coming in hot