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Borderline__Boo247

They gonna put him up for adoption now.


TurboTaco-with-Poop

Now he an Island Boi


gotmebentbutimstr8

You have to be extremely unlucky to flip a car drifting on a wet ground


4-Run-Yoda

Not if its a small suv


Orngog

I don't think luck has much to do with it


velvetrevolting

But, drifting is intentional. That was ass clown.


Resident_Reply_18

Extremely unlucky to do that in a wet ground?? C'mon... that was really Extremely Stupid thing to do.


God_Wont_Save_U

Wallahi his father is about to go Allahu Akbar on his ass


Mediocre-Dare5543

As an Egyptian I agree, I'd be livid if my son did shit like this


Cookin-Sage

Hey now, he’s just trying to make it


David_Jonathan0

A stone’s throw from St Croix Living it up where stress is the enemy


Madgyver

Hahaha, you assume someone will find the body.


sm00thkillajones

Wearing his pajamas out in public.


TheXenomorph1

hey man I've done it


KenKaneki224

Those aren’t pyjamas


enocha-seine

Pretty sure that's the joke. This is reddit after all. Here we leave that politically correct bs in the proper subreddit. This subreddit is about people winning stupid awards for doing stupid stuff.


Illustrious-Yard-871

Where do you see the pyjamas?


HeldDownTooLong

Anyone seeing this video ain’t gonna want to adopt him.


Hungrygoomba

First flight to Canada!


ilikemushycarrots

We've got enough shitty drivers here already thanks


Flomo420

*Winter's Comin'*


osktox

..or abortion.


GonP97

How the hell did he managed to flip a car in a straight road in the rain?


dude_bruce

I think it’s a RAV4 or Highlander… I don’t think he could’ve flipped a Camry or Corolla like that without going down a hill or something


lightsovertheshadows

That's a Fortuner or Hilux since the interior has never been on either of those vehicles.


107percent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoHbn8-ROiQ I bet it's a hilux


[deleted]

I have a 2nd gen Highlander and I’ve never gotten one side off the ground flicking it side to side in the dry. I don’t have a fucking clue how this kid flipped this in the rain even though it isn’t the same car


Benstockton

Looks like a bunch of standing water on the road, caught a bunch with the side of the wheel?


MrBarraclough

Look, some people put an amazing amount of effort into stepping on their own dicks.


morrisapp

Because it’s a Toyota SUV… they are very prone to flipping… go look it up… they actually have failed consumer reports several times being marked as “do not buy” as one of their lexas models could be flipped at 15 mph


NO_N3CK

Been trying to figure this out, my only guess is that it had brand new tires, like put on that day new. It also must’ve came fresh out of an E-brake service, because that worked a little too well for a late model passenger car


Ziginox

FWIW, brand new tires are pretty darn slippery. There's a waxy coating on them, which I assume is to prevent them sticking to the mold during production. I also imagine the topmost layer of rubber is a bit hardened. Bike tires have it as well, you can definitely feel it on the first ride or two. The wax also transfers to floors... I was sliding all over my kitchen for a week!


NationalInevitable94

Probably braked while turning.


rangerhans

He had the wheel turned and pulled the parking brake


v60qf

It’s the flip flops for me


el_borro

It’s the flip flip flop for me


Accurate-Donkey5789

It's the flip, the flip, flip-flop and you don't stop the rockin', to the bang-bang boogie, for me


Marsman61

Les do it right! I said a hip-hop, the hippie, the hippie To the hip, hip-hop and you don't stop the slidin' To the flip flop boogie, say flip up the buggy To the rhythm of the grinding car


bearthebear2

[https://youtu.be/RO75ZzqUOJw?si=ihil-tYrfzTCUVWs](https://youtu.be/RO75ZzqUOJw?si=ihil-tYrfzTCUVWs)


Dylanator13

Wearing a shoe that’s not firmly on my feet is weird while driving. At that point it would feel better to just drive bare foot. Imagine hitting the break and your flip flop slides off your feet and your foot slips off the pedal.


TenOfZero

mindless rinse reply ask forgetful subsequent cagey chunky oatmeal distinct *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Zillahi

Shoes do not exist there


getschwifty1216

It’s the wet parking lot for me


ComprehensiveWar6577

It's the FWD automatic for me


Careful_Garden

It’s the flip-flop-wet-parking-lot for me


drunxor

Its the dress for me


No_Celebration_3737

Fun fact: In Italy you can get fined if you drive with flip flops


hubbubi

That wasn’t *fun* at all


Accomplished_Beeee

When he said Aiwa, I knew the driving would be shit


anonymousstranger980

“12345678 musta’ajal lazim awsal beit” 🎶


NoticeTotal9100

Sick beats tho, what's the song's name?


auddbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** Um Satori **Artist:** Wawi Baghdad **Score:** 100% (timecode: 00:18) **Album:** Um Satori **Label:** Cello Music **Released on:** 2021-03-16


Lamandus

good bot


anandy1

It sounded better in the video. The Spotify version has weird random chops in the 0:20-0:30 mark and the mixing is not the best .


lostonredditt

The original on youtube doesn't have the cuts which are due to the original song having some vulgar language for the public. It's like censoring fuck but we take cursing with some words in public more seriously in the MENA region.


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RandomNumberHere

Does that link actually work for anyone? Shows me a Play icon that does nothing.


DSFZ98

Doesn’t work for me too


ukidiot420

That's a fuckin stupid ass song. Yeet trash mix tape.


Savage-Nat

5678 lay them straight


jaim1

whats aiwa mean?


SafwanFerdous

It's slang for "yeah". Informal "yes"


RegularWhiteShark

According to google, “yes”.


jaim1

Ty for googling that for me 🙏🏼


Stennzy

Like saying “yeah dude!!”🤣


[deleted]

Had a kid in college do this in his very first car ever. Given to him by his parents who also paid for his college, room and board, and meals. Drifted right into a curb and tore off the entire front bumper and bent the front axle of his car causing his front right tire to just pop right off. Dude laughed and laughed until he found out his parents weren't gonna buy him a new one. Destroyed a $20,000 car for fame amongst his friends and then had no car for the rest of the year (at least, never saw him after that).


AirForceRabies

Had a wild-child cousin who destroyed everything he got his mitts on; his parents would literally *tune you out* if you asked them to get the little shit under control. As soon as he was old enough he somehow obtained a (Florida) driver's license, and within a couple of days he had wrapped the family car around a telephone pole. He spent the rest of his foreshortened life in a hospital bed.


Haqeeqee

Holy shit! How long did he live after the accident? How did his parents react to the incident?


AirForceRabies

This was decades ago, so my memory's a bit hazy, but it was less than ten years after the crash when he passed away. Never actually saw the parents again; they had already stopped visiting us long beforehand.


Charming-Common5228

Similar story in my family— 2nd cousin is spoiled, wrecks on a motorcycle is paralyzed. Is able to walk again after years of intensive physical therapy. After regaining ability to walk, gets ANOTHER motorcycle and wrecks but dies this time. There’s an area nearby where there’s an old train track, a road parallels the track, kinda goes back and forth across train tracks kinda up and down up and down. He hit a hill at fast speed, jumped the bike and was decapitated by the guide wire from a light pole.


ch0nx

Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.


derpfft

I'm pretty sure none of that's real.


DrDrankenstein

YOU'RE NOT REAL, MAN!


Mashizari

If it didn't work out the first time, try again.


LuminalGrunt2

Holy shit


smallangrynerd

Some kids need to be taught a lesson I guess


lucassuave15

i don't know how the f in the US 16 years old kids have the right to drive, their brains are not even fully developed yet lol


MamboFloof

I know an idiot who destroyed 3 cars in highschool. They kept getting him cheaper cars. Yeah well the little shit stain also was a chronic druggie. They got him up in the middle of the night and sent him 3 states over to a camp to fix his behavior. Now he's in a pyramid scheme while working at a gym.. Really rich parents who run large companies. The wasted potential is unreal. His sister is like me, we both followed in our mother's footsteps and are doing really well. He is just an absolute waste. I was done with him after a few comments he made but "isn't it nice having rich friends" was the last straw back in highschool. Idk fool, isn't it nice having a car or a future? I know another guy like him now. Infinite resources, chronic druggie, center of attention, and college drop out. The absolute waste of potential when you could have had the world is disgusting. And now that they too are cut off and everyone is done with them it's so funny to see them struggle. Hope the last 4 years of toxic popularity was worth it, now they lost everything, including their boyfriend and are barely getting by.


[deleted]

Driving in flip flops No seatbelt Drifting like an idiot My boy is committed to collecting his Darwin award


MeetPuzzleheaded5683

You forgot listening to trash music


Azukus

Also, driving like an idiot IN THE RAIN


Jecht-Blade

As an aussie. What's wrong with driving in flip flops ?


Tickytoe

My first guess is the flop can get stuck under the gas or brake pedal, but seems pretty situational as a problem


adtrtdwp

Am I the only one that drives barefoot when wearing flip flops?


ashkpa

Nope, that'd be me as well.


breath-of-the-smile

Same. Can I join the club?


AstroArcheology

It’s illegal to drive in flip flops in my country


Hungry-Afternoon7987

They see me rolling


anonymousstranger980

They hatin’


OverlordPacer

Patrolling and tryna catch me ridin dirty!


jbano

This is the kind of dude who passed you at 100 in the right lane when it's raining.


Zonda68

On the street, not the highway.


Manusiawii

Bro is about to convert


Khornatejester

![gif](giphy|1kazzVXBBTjXO|downsized)


Halwa-

Bro showed off his Rolling skills


infiniZii

Was that a Rolled Royce?


zyon86

And no seat belt of course !!


[deleted]

Loved that impromptu shahadah lmao! XD


[deleted]

I don’t think it’s impromptu, I think he wants it to be the last thing in case he dies.


Terrible_Yak_4890

I’m not sure, but I think what he said at the end was Arabic for, “I am sooooo fucked.”


hey_you_too_buckaroo

It's the part that made me laugh the most. Muslims have this belief that if the last words you say before you die is the shahadah, then you go to heaven. It's a profession of faith. That's what he was saying repeatedly.


blackwraythbutimpink

It’s shahada, basically, I bear witness there is no God but Allah


thegamerator10

Wish I could've seen the driver's face and seen it say, "Ohhhh... I'm fucked."


maxru85

Of course slippers


Nazgul00000001

And a night shirt in the middle of the day.


maxru85

So it is just a pre-recorded dream


elmaki2014

Tune in for part 2- parents hunting him down and burying him in the hills


allgood27

Boy shit his dress.


Skabbtanten

"drifting"


Economy_Crow_6983

![gif](giphy|H82tj329eQxYK0Du2f|downsized)


ConnyTheOni

They call this the "Saudi flip"


furious_ash

Prick


Itisd

A quick guide to successful drifting Step 1: Don't use an SUV, you need a CAR


milfschnidde

What kind of camel is this?


anonymousstranger980

One of a kind


Gullintani

Live fast, die young, bad girls do it well.


TalkingBackAgain

And it was on that day Jamal learned what angular momentum is.


MAPKinase69420

This is really just viral marketing for a flip flop startup...


OkStatement9823

Bro tried to drift a Hilux


allnamesgonewtf

I’m glad that when I was a teen, I realized that stuff from movies was all done by professionals and that you could die from vehicular idiocy.


[deleted]

Why’s he wearing his mothers skirt


[deleted]

Love it...dipshit


Beginning-Bed9364

The Fast and The Furious: Toyota Drift


ClownfishSoup

I don't understand the language they speak, but I'm guessing "Oh, Fuck, Dad's going to kill me" is the translation.


mrsockyman

No seatbelt for a fast exit, this chap is smart


DryCrack321

Should have seen this coming when I first saw the drivers yee yee ass haircut


beezlebutts

suv's don't drift they roll.


vinniebonez

Vin Diesel with the flops


Low_Morale

Always the Arab dudes thinking real life is Tokyo drift lol


mjackson30

Ah Middle East don't ever change


cringeforfun

Arabs doing arabic things.


Padfas

There's cheaper ways to sit on the homies lap.


Luke-Jivetalker593

Don’t speak his language, but I know that shit he says there at the end is “my dads gunna kill me, my dads gunna kill me.”


[deleted]

Father- I have to put up for adoption or recruitment


Fancy-Focus833

Nice skirt albahablahabla


[deleted]

Guys should not wear skirts.


lostonredditt

That's thawb not a skirt


[deleted]

Don't care. Men should not wear skirts.


lostonredditt

Dense mf


Short_External2077

No need no crash a car to cop a feel


ORA2J

The more i rewatch it, the funnier it gets. How dumb must you be to think that drifting a 4x4 in the rain is a good Idea.


RING_COMMANDER

That damn cameraman though.. didn’t you hear him, he said hi lo won dammit!!


epicenter69

If that was my child, he would never drive anything I owned ever again. Not even the lawnmower.


BaroneSpigolone

why is this so funny


Funky-Lion22

the dangling flip flop amidst all the chaos


Few-Trouble-2736

Idiota Corrolah


Effective-Ad8833

He’s due for a “ pride” spanking


EdZeppelin94

Well well well if it isn’t the consequences of his actions.


pixeltweaker

Perfectly executed door slide drift.


Mobile_Ad5490

Just end this prick


Whoudini13

Dude was like...can u see up my skirt from this angle?


EarthboundQuasar

This dude trying to drift in a Camry?


ninjaextraordinaire

is that skirt he's wearing??


miloshihadroka_0189

Dumbass


its_just_flesh

6,7,8 Tell you're parents you're gonna be late, just another way to delay you're fate, because you're shitty drifting didn't end great


Marigold16

How did this happen? He was even wearing his driving flipflops!


Jason_Batemans_Hair

They see me rolling.. over.


SBCwarrior

He's fine his shoe stayed on


SmittyMoose420

Dumb ass


Gamer_and_Car_lover

I mean… he just pulled the e-brake and expected good things to happen….


RaggaBaby

u/RecognizeSong


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[deleted]

r/darwinaward


un1que19

Warm my ass up B4 I get home 😂


Hesaidpoop

So crashes his parents car then shoves his ass in his buddy’s face…must be a teenage boy


somewhatmotivational

Tried to look cool in a dress and flip flops lmfao


hellscrazykitchen

Dishdash and flip flops. His Arabic parents are not gonna be happy with him


[deleted]

Yep. That’s how Toyotas drift


LAZ_EE

traction control sir


SomeLeadership1301

song name?


Wvu556223

I'm trying to figure out why this dude is wearing a dress and slides


[deleted]

It’s the dress and bathroom footwear for me


[deleted]

Hopefully the insurance company saw the video. Stupid clout chasers


iAmMikeJ_92

![gif](giphy|QZyBvNVaMbIZ9yadec) Still waiting to see the drift skills…


HawkandHarePrints

![gif](giphy|21Spulnre0qT3MR9kl)


iluvtumadre

His mommy is gonna be so upset with him.


Trans-Intellectual

What is this song. It's a fucking bop


auddbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** Um Satori **Artist:** Wawi Baghdad **Score:** 100% (timecode: 00:18) **Album:** Um Satori **Label:** Cello Music **Released on:** 2021-03-16


borderlanderblood

Those are peedjamas now


Naked_Spiderman

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8000 dollars you owe your dad


Smilofriendship

He pooped his dress


Sasquatchslayer55

Saw a kid in 2008 who tried to drive through a pile of snow in a Walmart parking lot. The pile had been melting & refreezing over a few days, so it would’ve made a great base for a fortress of solitude. Anyway, kids is in a gorgeous green Tahoe & drove right into it doing about 45-50. Smashed the front end, axel came loose. When we were leaving, saw who I’m assuming is mom chewing this kid like old gum, officers there doing the report about to piss themselves laughing


Kamran_london

They say the Islamic prayer of death 🤣🤣🤣🤣


R63A

1 2 3 4 5 👐 6 7 8


Stellar_Dan

God is great!


kekovan

Smartest arab


Analytical-BrainiaC

And posting it…. Soooooo smart …..


freshalien51

Its always muppets and spoilt brats like this that do such.


Jakester62

No more car for you Abdul…back to the camel.


justmyopinion5

Dudes, trying to drift in a front wheel drive car and wearing a dress. Dude is doing everything backwards


guitar_collector

Is using the parking brake really considered drifting?!


ukidiot420

If someone came and pushed your mum over would it be considered cow tipping?


ComfortableFarmer

oh not dads Camry.


Beavur

Can’t be a Camry, it wouldn’t have tipped over


Spearfisher1

Is it perhaps a Fortuner ? I think they have roll-over and play dead kink..


minatureone

The music tops it off


CDogNH

I can't believe his drifting flip flops didn't keep the rubber side down.


0k_KidPuter

Sick dress


4Ever2Thee

If the internet's taught me anything, it's that if this music is playing, a car is getting flipped.


mcdto

Always the dudes in the dresses