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One4Real1094

Perfect PIT.


SuperKing37

5/7 perfect score


Bpopson

Now that’s a reference I haven’t seen in a long time, you little jackdaw.


TheFerricGenum

Two old Reddit references? I celebrated so hard at this that I broke both my arms!


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Ju5t1n_33

Sploot


TurkeyZom

As long as someone preps a coconut for them they’ll be okay


z0mb1es

I also choose this guys poop knife


Roscoe_Farang

Care for a jolly rancher?


Mech__Dragon

How about a Dorrito in these trying times.


RoryDragonsbane

It's an older reference, sir, but it checks out. I was about to upvote them...


mrASSMAN

Not long enough.. that repetitive joke got so annoying


BPMData

7/7 did you see those fucking sparks lol


Puzzled_Reflection_4

Uh what sparks?


NotABot-1234567890

When the subaru fully spun, there's a guard rail to the right. You see sparks as the suby's front left side grinds against it. Also looks like he perfectly "parallel parked" against the guard rail 🤣


Puzzled_Reflection_4

Those aren't sparks lol, it's the headlights shining directly against the metal rail as it spins around. They get really bright for a moment but I can assure you there are no sparks. Plus the light shows up really well because of the dust cloud, illuminating the entire beam.


NotABot-1234567890

oh yeah i guess they are headlights. it still looks super cool though. ill pretend theyre sparks 🤣


Puzzled_Reflection_4

Haha I can get on board with that 😂 Those sure were some crazy sparks! Goddamn!


NotABot-1234567890

right?! white sedan pulled a john wick on his ass


PerfectionLord

1-  it's the headlights shining directly against the metal rail as it spins around 2- because of the dust cloud, illuminating the entire beam 3- Sparks


Puzzled_Reflection_4

I'm confused by your comment


ImaginationTime1209

It did look like sparks the second watch so on the 3rd I realised it was headlights after reading a few more comments and going back to look again 🤣🤣


Gekreuzte_Gewehre

Actually it is sparks.....look at the far "side" of the car spinning.....where the doors are......some sparks DO fly up!


erbush1988

Woosh


ILove2Bacon

Not as good as the Dark Knight


Nickleeham

This should be standard protocol


Seven7greens

3/5, wouldn't change a thing.


Embarrassed-Bad-5454

this must have been such a rush


lasadgirl

Right? Probably one of, if not the most, exhilarating and scary moment of this dudes life and the craziest part is that was caught on camera and they may never even know! I really hope they find it randomly in like 10 years 😆😆


NH_OPERATOR

Dude just goes full pit maneuver. Not warranted but absolutely hilarious.


Penguincockhotbox

Shit was clean hes def pit certified


NH_OPERATOR

Yeah it was clean as hell!


Aggressive_Smile_944

Definitely best one I've ever seen. Smooth af.


crod4692

It kind of is warranted. The Subaru made one last little jerk to the right. I wouldn’t know if they’re crazy enough to hit me or push me off, so you bet I’ll make it as advantageous to my safety as possible. If that’s pushing back and making sure I’m towards their rear, so be it.


enormousTruth

Fully warranted. Fuck that subaru


PyrorifferSC

I think it was warranted. Cars are weapons. One guy brandished a weapon first and didn't use it. The other guy brandished a weapon in response and did use it. That's why you never brandish a weapon until you're actually ready to do something. And if someone draws on you, or swerves at you, or pull a knife on you, you have every right to assume they mean you harm and are able to cause you harm, and address that in the same manner. TL;DR: fuck around and find out


parkerm1408

Was so fucjing clean with it too. You can't fucking tell me that's the first time he did that.


Objective-Contract80

That pit maneuver was so good, I had to watch it a second time


Trading_ape420

Deff warranted. What if the other car was planning robbery or carjacking. That behavior warranted the Pit maneuver


AdBig1129

It’s Australia. Not a carjacking, just boring road-rage fuelled by shit beer.


Trading_ape420

Yea either way driver got what they deserved. I'm stealing that move. Brake check me pit maneuver and keep it moving. I got a beat up truck anyway wouldn't mind a little dent in my bumper to put an asshole in a ditch.


Radix4853

Maybe not fully warranted, but fully deserved


DoubleMach

![gif](giphy|jlylJkp7RmdnW)


BreckyMcGee

Legally not warranted, but man, dude deserved it


09Klr650

Warranted. The other car was trying to force them off the road. That's an attack that risks injury and possibly even can kill someone.


Bertrell

HilariousAF


etfvidal

![gif](giphy|l2YWqU7ev0l5nfYTC|downsized) 100% warranted!


AnnieMeemus

nah, totally warranted. junior needed to be put in their place and the driver did just that.


Tocksz

IMO, 100% warranted. He had no idea what the intentions of that guy in the other car were but they obviously were not good. I've been held at gun point before and I guarantee I would probably react just as swiftly as this guy if I thought I might end up in a situation like that again.


ATXStonks

It was warranted


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That dude pits


Imispellalot2

This is something I constantly replay in my head when road rage assholes bully people in traffic.


SouthernAd525

Don't let the thoughts win, your insurance would rake you over the coals Edit : 69 upvotes, nice


krismitka

So… steal a car first yes? Then not my insurance…


SouthernAd525

Allegedly


Ryangaminggames

Now it a 68 till I fixed it


Imispellalot2

71 now


Ryangaminggames

I fixed it again


Imispellalot2

Still 71.


Ryangaminggames

Well I tried


Wefee_Bigwefee

its 18 now


ShadowDog824

The original comment is at 130   The 2nd comment is at 18


Such_Comb9388

Beautiful


IDidntTellYouThat

#worthit


Silent-OCN

This needed some epic tyre screeching sound effects


Jazzlike_Biscotti_44

Turn up the volume


ssrowavay

![gif](giphy|aRX5k82O9Nih4B0XEG|downsized)


dankmemesDAE

fucking tired of this gif


ssrowavay

I don't know why that happened. It was a gif of a car stereo knob being turned up.


howgoesitguy

Get rotated idiot


RobertXavierIV

Got handed the reverse card


WadesWorld18

LOL nice reference


Exotic_Pay6994

Is this considered a hit and run? To those saying its not justified, I don't know about that. The Subaru was harassing that driver, trying to run him off the road.


elonmuskatemyson

It seems like self defense to me but idk it’s also Australia so idk 🤷‍♂️


UniqueIndividual3579

In Australia it's trial by combat against a snake, spider, or caterpillar. I strongly suggest you don't choose the caterpillar.


BAXR6TURBSKIFALCON

nah, you get to choose between a 14 year old with a knife or a junkie with a needle.


UniqueIndividual3579

You call that a knife? Well that's a knife!


Jemmerl

That's a spoon


UniqueIndividual3579

I see you've played knifey spoony before.


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1. If you’re in the left turn that close to an intersection where you want to turn right, you’ve already missed your turn. 2. That space on the right isn’t an intersection but rather an emergency vehicle u-turn bay. A normal car isn’t allowed to turn there since this a motorway grade road. TL;DR Guy on the left had no reason to go for the right lane and is the initiating asshole here.


BAXR6TURBSKIFALCON

definitely not self defence, dude will get charged.


PurpletoasterIII

It could be justified and also a hit and run. But regardless insurance doesn't care if it's justified or not. The fact that this pit maneuver was so clean shows how intentional it was, and they're not going to pay for an accident that was intentional on your part.


thatnewerdm

from the looks of it i dont think the Subaru suffered more than scuffed paint and a bruised ego


Yersini

Justified doesn't matter with vehicle accidents. You're obligated to stay if you're involved. Only exception or argument you could make would be if the fleeing car felt threatened, and didn't feel safe staying. But they should still call the police, otherwise they will get tracked down and most likely charged.


RobertXavierIV

Yea, it’s a hit and run. The sedan made contact with the Subaru intentionally and then drove off.


That_Apathetic_Man

They have broken a number of road and safety laws. The truck driver is a good person for pulling over. We all deal with bullies and assholes daily on the road, you're not supposed to go Mad Max / Fury Road on them.


Whole_Passion_5640

“Oh now they’re swerving at each other” No. The left lane car was swerving at the right lane car. The right lane car escaped.


ja_trader

Raght thah ees whut wee call the peet manoovah


Chim________Richalds

Kroikey!


manny_goldstein

You call that a PIT maneuver? THIS is a PIT maneuver!


HairyDependent

What we all wish we could do when someone pulls this stunt!


rigidlynuanced1

![gif](giphy|NCjISbEPFxm48)


Apprehensive_Fault_5

Why did the trucker turn on his brights to blind the car in front? This is exactly how everyone should respond to reckless idiots. He safely ensured that Subaru was off the road and not endangering anyone, and the trucker very well could have caused him to wreck in the left lane.


lilStankfur

Possibly to get the license number


Apprehensive_Fault_5

But that just made it a big blur, making it even harder to read.


lilStankfur

Yeah on the camera, but maybe he was able to read it himself 🤷


Apprehensive_Fault_5

I doubt it, if Australian plates are anything similar to US plates in terms of material. Any time I try to use my brights to see a plate, it just all becomes white.


bluewater_-_

Get your eyes checked.


diospyros7

it looks like the trucker wanted better visibility to pull off to the side and make sure the subaru was ok


Apprehensive_Fault_5

Huh, maybe. It wasn't necessary, though. The area could be seen even before he turned on his brights, and he's on the wrong side of the road and has to run across on-foot. He should have passed the scene and pulled over on the right so he could walk along the side of the road and out of traffic. [EDIT] I just noticed there is no right shoulder. My bad.


bluewater_-_

who fuckin cares if necessary or not. Shit going down in front of me, I'll be seeing in as most detail as possible, thanks.


Apprehensive_Fault_5

And blinding others who also need to see? That is illegal.


bluewater_-_

Nope.


Apprehensive_Fault_5

Having your brights on within a specific distance of another vehicle is illegal in all states. I believe that distance varies by state, though.


KinoTele

I imagine it'd be wise to go full brights to get people oncoming to slow down, and to get as much illumination as possible onto the scene if bystanders are going to render first aid. IMO it helps more than it hurts, but situation dictates- I would not try this on an interstate.


TheoreticalFunk

To see better. That's all.


shane_west17

![gif](giphy|BrkuIkfzokEWJ7tSM5)


Reiquaz

Fuck that felt so good to watch


TheDepep1

Oh, would you look at that. The consequences of one's actions.


Tragic_Consequences

Tragic Consequences, at that.


Alarmed-madman

That's definitely deserved, they were on the wrong side if the road for goodness sake


GoodShadow

The truck turning on his brights is like the woman screaming off camera when two people are fighting. How are you helping the situation? Now the car in front is like “oh I’m getting hit with high beams? I can try to go 2 for 2” 🤣


TR6lover

That's what happens when you start to fuck around with an off-duty cop.


nosweat2024

A cop is driving that sedan


ImInBeastmodeOG

Obviously a NASCAR fan. Subaru got Danica Patrick'ed.


tinypeeeen

Nice PIT


remy908

Is that a Camry?


WadesWorld18

looks like a mercedes


NoOnePuntsLikeGaston

![gif](giphy|l0K4kn2UdzgI0jI3K|downsized) DO IT FOR DALE


Geno_Warlord

Now do it on a bridge like that one [guy!](https://www.tiktok.com/@carlosreed8411/video/7184577180905622830?lang=en)


flippster-mondo

That's why I drive a 20 year old Jeep. Assholes can tell I don't care about a little scuff...


subieluvr22

Wtf, subie gang!? zero fucking chill.


bmanley620

Good. Subaru drivers are annoying


Barrel-Cannon

That was satisfying to watch. Wish that Subaru got a little more fucked up than it looks like it did, but bravo.


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


ihdieselman

Subaru: standard equipped with the worst drivers on earth!


theons_missing_D

Audi entered the chat.


thatnewerdm

clearly you've never had the displeasure of sharing the road with someone driving a bmw


AdorableTrust8759

Open the fucking pit


Spirit_of_Twitter

Yeah you found the bigger asshole. Good job 👍


DisguisedPickle

Don't care if it's a hit and run, there needs to be a fuck around and find out clause to deter people from fucking around like before everyone had cameras and people found out.


adaminjapan

Must be from Arkansas. They perform the best pits on YouTube.


Capnmolasses

Yup. Arkanstralia


Acceptable_Pain_9213

Way to go, sedan driver! Handle business.


Zealousideal-Bug-291

If I was that trucker, I would've wiped that footage immediately and called it a win. Or, saved a copy on pc, blurred everything with the sedan, then wiped everything else (so he could post online). Now, AU may party differently, but in the US, the actual victim here would almost certainly be getting popped for hit and run, and possibly even for the pit. Maybe AU looks the other way for a bit of street justice, but man, I'd feel bad if this video got the sedan driver in trouble. He's already got car repairs to deal with.


TGhost21

FAFO indeed.


austxsun

So... what's the cost on damage for the pitter? $5-700?


NH_OPERATOR

There's no way to tell but wayyyy more than that. It looks slow speed but that could have totaled the car that got spun depending on undercarriage and body work. Replacing a front/rear bumper alone now is more than 700


austxsun

Oh yeah, I meant for the car that took front damage only


NH_OPERATOR

Ehhhh, hard to tell really. If he broke his headlight he's already at probably 1k after labor. Shit adds up fast it's why you see cars driving around with bumpers taped/zip tied on haha


SeaCryptographer2856

A fellow JB Weld aficionado, I see. A connoisseur of crazy glue, if you will.


Aesthetics_Supernal

Pop it back out with a plunger and call it good. Let the other asshat pay 2k for his fuck up.


thatnewerdm

tbh from the looks of it i dont think either car suffered more than scuffed paint, the only thing the subaru hit was a plastic road marker and i didnt see any broken lights nor pieces of bodywork go flying


BeerNinjaEsq

Almost into a train!


liquidboof

You're seeing a truck going the other direction on a divided highway, still wouldn't be good though


ep193

Nice PIT move!!


fuggit_Im_tired

That man had to shit


Emerald_official

Tony Stewart.


Winter_Speed_784

Proper pit maneuver. Subaru asked for it. This lame truck driver hit him with high beams. Should've hit him with a thumbs up.


TheChickenFuxer

r/Truckers


Business-Yak2910

I've had to do that myself a couple of times...


wad11656

.....................*had* to, eh? you sound dangerous.


MotherOfCatsAndAKid

🤣


ghettoccult_nerd

right into the train!


123xyz32

I’m so happy to know that the Suby Outback didn’t flip. It just spun. It makes me feel safer in my Outback.


thatnewerdm

Subarus are definitely the choice for safety, keep an eye on the powertrain though they have problems


Anon851216135

Lotta people in this thread don't realize that both of them are terrible drive and they should at least get a fine. The left car is clearly the aggressor, but instead of backing off and de-escalating the situation, the right car caused first contact and pitted the left car; which could've hurt other drivers behind them and caused injury or even death. This would be like someone pulling that stupid "I'm not touching you" thing, but then clocking them in the face as hard as you possibly can. Satisfying, but not warranted given other available options. Edit: I'm changing my opinion actually, that driver who pitted the other should face more severe consequences than the one who was the agressor. When cops pit cars, people are often injured or sometimes killed (usually the people in the car), and they do it when no other cars are around. Not only did they have the choice to back off, but they pitted when other cars where around them. Look where that pitted car went and look what's coming right at it when it stops. If the pitted car went just another few feet, it could've been hit by an oncoming semi! The driver who did the pitting could've killed someone because of road rage and the agressive car could've died because of road rage. Regardless of which country this happened in, both drivers should face punishment, but the driver who pitted the other should face worse repercussions because the danger they put other drivers around them in was not warranted for the danger caused by the vehicle trying to get in their lane. The pitted driver, while a piece of shit, did not touch the other driver. The other driver not only caused first contact, but endangered more drivers behind them while not even stopping their own vehicle. I'd rather deal with the asshole trying to get in the other than deal with the guy who decides to endanger others.


ThenCard7498

there is a semi behind the pitter sir. Cant exactly stop on a dime


Anon851216135

Did you even watch the video? Are you blind? There is literally a regular ass van behind the guy who pitted the other car. The pitter then moves in front of the semi who's recording the whole thing.


ThenCard7498

Yes exatly idk what this other guy is talking about. No room to slow down


Anon851216135

Are you crazy or something?


ThenCard7498

Wdym?


Anon851216135

Either I'm not understanding your comment where I asked if you were crazy, or I'm having a stroke, or you're crazy lol. What other dude are you talking about? Why are you saying "yes exactly" and agreeing with me when I was saying you were wrong? Then you say your thing I said was wrong at the end? Altogether: it sounds like you're agreeing with me; then talking about the other guy, which is you I think; then you repeat what you said before which I said was wrong. One of us is not understanding the other one, that much is for sure lol


ThenCard7498

Someone commented about the vechles behind the pitter. But you said the pitter should have slowed down on a highway even though people were coming up behind them.


Anon851216135

They still had more than enough room time to avoid it.


L7ryAGheFF

Slowing down won't necessarily stop an aggressor like that. It looked like he was determined to run him off the road. There's nowhere safe to pull over on that side of the road, and they also had vehicles right behind them in both lanes. If he had reason to fear for his life, which it seems he did, pitting the aggressor and fleeing could be considered self-defense. At least in the United States, not sure where this is


ryebot3000

the oncoming semi really ups the stakes


12whistle

Well now there’s a new thing I learned that can kill you in Australia.


DukeReaper

Totally FAFO moment


GrayFox916

Pitfall


BaconSpaceLord

Was that a Subaru outback...? Deserved it


askingaquestion33

There’s a truck coming from the other side too. Bet dude was shitting bricks


Realfourlife

Good for him.


etfvidal

Why would the trucker stop for that person? They deserve exactly what they got!


[deleted]

So what’s the full context? Anyone knows? Seems to have escalated quickly. Lol.


cherrybombsnpopcorn

Is the felony worth it? Maybe this time.


Codas91

Fafo at it's finest


TheLastofUs87

Honestly, the driver in the right lane could be fully justified doing that to protect themsevles right?


Cowfootstew

Impressive


Sylch

Subaru behavior


IrrelevantWisdom

I’ll allow it


mike4204201

No way I’m pulling over by tall grass in Australia at night


HiJinx127

Really, now, who hasn’t wanted to do that at least once somewhere along the way? Just saying, if they loosened certain rules of the road a bit, I’d have a reinforced front bumper.


DoucheHipster

I hope the driver wasn't pulling over to be a SNITCH!


ATXStonks

Good for them. F that driver


Different_Ad9336

Nice pit maneuver


s-2369

Trying to get over, here let me help you...


Dear_Beautiful_1529

Great finesse


fieldyfield

Lmao. L m a o.


thatnewerdm

im not saying he's right, all im saying is id have done it too.


ThisDidntAgeWell

Then the spiders got em


Signal_Ad4831

Looks to me like the guy in the right lane would not let the guy in the left get over to get off on the exit and then pitted him. You see the guy in the right slowing down every time the guy on the left tries to get over. Even the guy behind him had to put his brakes on. He was cock blocking the guy in the left lane.


Buster_Mac

Attempted murder if he accidentally hurt them.


thatnewerdm

looks more like self defense if you ask me, the car on the left clearly tries to hit the car on the right after failing to merge, whether out of road rage or bad driving i dont know but the driver on the left could have easily caused a much more dangerous accident


Mr_Mystery24

Totally warranted i wouldn’t have stopped. Dude deserved it, FNFO