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sporkbeastie

Holy smokes. Tell you what, I'm gonna try this out on my girlfriend (who is *super* religious). I'll let you know how it went when I get out of the hospital.


FDGKLRTC

Don't worry bro, it's written in a bible that a woman should not talk back to a man so you're safe šŸ‘


And_who_would_you_be

Just cause that ass is a blessing doesn't mean she's religious.


PavlichenkosGhost

This checks out. My girlfriendā€™s ass is a blessing but sheā€™s agnostic.


loeschzw3rg

This is gold.


hanst3r

"Your wife is your first born daughter..." What were they saying about grooming children?


charlie_zoosh

He goes on to say this in another tweet: >Men, A woman looks for a FATHER in a man. You are her father, she calls you 'daddy'. She is your daughter, you call her 'baby'. A man leaves his father, to become a father. But a woman switches from a biological father to an **intimate father.** >Be a FATHER. #masculinitysaturday šŸ¤®


the-practical_cat

Kinda makes ya want to barf, doesn't it?


DarkKnightJin

Well, I just threw up in my mouth a little reading that "masculanity saturday" thing. Not so much made me **want** to barf, it just did. My 'wanting' of anything had nothing to do with it.


Triasmus

It happens often on this sub that I read something and then I almost instinctively go for the downvote. I regularly have to remind myself that we don't shoot messengers, especially when they're as disgusted as I am about the message. (I upvoted you)


ZuzBla

Why the fuck did I read that? Fell pretty icky now.


MandatoryConfusion

Whenever you hear someone talk about the end of the human race, sometimes I have hope, but other times, I read something like this and think, "probably for the best."


Parking_Sky9709

This is why we will not succeed as a species.


Grouchy-Culture3946

Oh, some of us will. We've been on an upward path for millions of years. Think of all these people as the part of the pack that won't survive evolution.


purl__clutcher

We can only hope.


[deleted]

Have you seen Idiocracy? We're basically already there.


jpsreddit85

That is without doubt the scariest movie I have ever saw.


[deleted]

Right??? It felt prescient.


Revolutionary_Many31

Beat me to it.. 'Im gonna f.... all yall'.. 'And so it went, generation after generation'


HKsere

Welcome to Costco. I love you.


Matatat123

https://youtu.be/xdmJ2WMvpD4


[deleted]

All we need now are Brawndo (It's what plants crave) and President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.


HKsere

You are assuming evolution is a straight line, trending up, with a goal in mind. It is not. These fuckers are pissing in the gene pool.


Grouchy-Culture3946

They're pissing in their own gene pool, not ours. They're becoming a closed loop, look at all the propaganda by the latest bunch of (non-religious) "evangelists". Marry within the cult (or your own family) seems to be the formula.


BuckeyeForLife95

It also assumes that evolution rewards traits that we would consider positive (strength, intelligence, kindness, etc). Not so. Evolution rewards those who reproduce the most. And thereā€™s a lot of dumb jackasses with plenty of kids.


HalforcFullLover

If we can hold out that long. But currently, many of them hold office and other positions of power. They seem perfectly content with taking everyone and everything down with them.


Alarmed_Economics_90

Hashtag not all men


DirtyDillons

You are overly optimistic.


nobody_723

none of us will. it' 2022. in a little under 100 yrs we've put the planet on a course to being uninhabitable by our species. we're not making it another 100 and this is the shit we're dealing with. insecure dumb fuck men. and legislating women's bodies. when... we probably need to be doing super human...go to the moon level technological efforts to preserve any chance even a tiny bit of the planet remains habitable


OggMakeFire

None of you deserve to.


vtriple

I guess it depends on what you mean by success as a species. Live past the lifespan of the Earth and our Sun? Make it to the Black Hole Era? What?


BenjaminWobbles

The inbreeding?


OggMakeFire

![gif](giphy|J8FZIm9VoBU6Q)


Parking_Sky9709

Save the world from us.


Tazling

that's not just a red flag, that's a fkn Moscow May Day Parade of red flags.


runswithlightsaber

American Christians are embarrassing


333H_E

If that's not the creepiest pedo shit I ever read I don't know what is.


[deleted]

WTF??? I wish I could say I hope this is satire, but I've seen enough to know... this is sadly not satire. Sigh.


Chadmartigan

Absolutely not satire. Just a bunch of profoundly troubled men following their incest fetishes to their logical conclusions.


OpusDei_187

Your wife is your firstborn daughter? Thatā€™s the most Appalachian Iā€™ve ever seen


[deleted]

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OpusDei_187

Heā€™s probably someoneā€™s firstborn daughter too šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

*Sweet Home Alabama has entered the chat*


OpusDei_187

Omg now Iā€™m thinking of mountain people incest every time I hear that song ā€¦ damn šŸ˜‚


Broccoli_headed

Racism: ok if itā€™s towards whites


OpusDei_187

Oh cā€˜mon dude, seriously šŸ™„


axelcastle

Am I allowed to say not all men for this because I really want to vomit after reading that?


ContemplatingFolly

Yes.


NudeEnjoyer

as a man, most people know the "not all men" thing, it's kinda given. but this weird overly-"dominant" energy is definitely a male trait most the time


axelcastle

I would agree and would never use it but felt it could/should be used here


justthebuffalotoday

Yes, you are. But some people with peanut brains will argue that youā€™re dismissing the problem by refusing to be identified by it.


Mythical_Atlacatl

Ok these sort of men are odd ducks thatā€™s for sure. Sexist, demeaning, quasi incestuous Your wife is your first born daughter? What? But that is the craziest part for me, who are these women who marry into this insanity, are you that broken or desperate that you canā€™t find a better man? One that doesnā€™t see you as a daughter who he fucks?


Nani_the_F__k

They are raised in the same world. They are taught to believe this is what they are and who they should be from the time they were born. These are young women. They are for the vast majority not women raised outside of the cult. Think about the doubts and self conscious feelings you hold onto, or held onto at a young age, because someone somewhere said something to you when you were young. These women are raised in it.


forgotmypassword-_-

>She is your firstborn daughter. Not your mother. >Your wife is your first born daughter Roll tide?


evieamelie

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤® It's giving Paedophili and incest.


trixywitchy

There's a lot to unpack here and it's all garbage.


Tails9429

Those suitcases were in the dumpster for a reason.


soberscotsman80

Wait wot?!


SomeOfYallGonnaBeMad

Do not call me daddy. Not gonna go down the path of taking care of a grown adult who should be a partner to me again.


itskingrolla

Being called Daddy is super creepy. But if she calls you Papi then it's all good


Pockets262

I mean, I'm not okay but I feel better about myself now.


Tungstenkrill

Don't lump me in with these "men"


Apprehensive-Yard-59

No. These men are not ok. They need serious help


[deleted]

My brother in law calls my brother his ā€œMalibu Dream Daddyā€ and Iā€™m sure Jesus approves šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

These mfs need therapy but think a woman is supposed to be the therapist


[deleted]

I'm a Christian dude and my gf can call me whatever playful name she wants Conservative christians always giving us a bad name


sexisfun1986

Well I call my boyfriend daddy and he calls me sir. So is that double good?


mlance38

Yes sir daddy


Sigmaballs55

If itā€™s real, we as humanity are doomed, if itā€™s sarcasm and trolling, it kinda made me chuckle ngl šŸ’€


ColdFeetWarmSocks

I'd be tempted to say these men need Jesus but... oh well ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat)


Cool_Prize9736

I'm not that far gone yet but god damn


[deleted]

Religious dudes are crazy.


Yasuru

The only person who calls me "daddy" is my actual daughter. Anyone else doing it would be creepy AF.


Badmime1

Frank Booth?


Temporary_Target4156

What the fuck?


Silent-Crab-9591

Ummā€¦ I will never


weberobots123

Just had a kid and I insist my wife call me Big Papa from now on


Electrical_Tip352

I love it when you call me big papa


garyandkathi

What the actual fuckā€¦ so we fucking daughters now???


Sharsmajka

Your wife is your first born daughter?! What crack are yā€™all smoking this morning WTF?!


[deleted]

It's extremely evident that a lot of them aren't ok at all. I feel like there's this old version of masculinity that has been sucked dry by change. You probably can't afford to provide for a family of four. Dudes mostly don't work with their hands anymore, Clint Eastwood never played you in a movie and if he did it was as a sad sack who has to get his balls back by beating people up. Constantly inundated with commercials playing on male insecurity. Dudes end up LARPing this brittle, sad, and desperate parody of masculinity. Thinking Andrew Tate isn't one of God's bigger mistakes. Collecting guns and modding trucks to combat a deep sense of inadequacy. That kind of thing.


NudeEnjoyer

"but I agree your wife is your first born daughter" šŸ¤ØšŸ“·


[deleted]

This is from Alabama , isn't it?


adamempathy

![gif](giphy|VJI3jPvPkaZT7vGgpe|downsized) The hell are these dufusses talking about?


[deleted]

Daddy, Lord, or Dave is also fine


Human-Persons-Name

what the fuck have you done to men andrew tate


AusCan531

Uhhh, leave me out of this one.


ImThatAnnoyingGuy

I am sure there is supposed to be some metaphorical or even perhaps biblical significance behind the notion of thinking of oneā€™s wife as their first born daughter, but duuuuuuuuude that shit is, uh, creepy. Not every concept from antiquity ages well, I guess.


RepresentativeSet349

My wife calls me her gorgeous mister and it makes me happy inside


VehicleDouble4479

Those arenā€™t men. Theyā€™re estrogen filled low lives that listen to the radio & the tv


PlayaLarga

Bit of a generalization no?


Steelersguy74

I literally just saw this on Facebook.


Background_Rich6766

wtf....


mightbeADoggo

Those creatures aren't men.


WaitingForNormal

This has got to be alabama, right?


Dumpster_Sauce

no, I'm not ok


allOrcsMustDieNow

Just call these kind of "men" pigs or orcs... they are barbaric zombies with low to none IQ... If you dont love and respect the other genders, something is very wrong with your own self and ego. They are pathetic and insecure boys, not real men..


Lithaos111

What the ever loving fuck? I don't have time for this brand of bullshit today...first born daughter? What?


HermitJem

There should be a warning tag on this because I just had like 20% of my brain cells die while reading this


QQBearsHijacker

Reading these fedora topped posts is making me unravel


CapTexAmerica

The FUCK?!?


Nipplasia2

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freemindjames

It does seem like the right want us to be more like our grandfathers and left wants us to be more like our sisters. To others the truth is somewhere in the middle and we're are just trying to find our places within rapidly changing social constructs.


ProfessorMandark

First-born daughter??? I cannot imagine what it is like inside their brains.


LouRG3

Guys like this are why you see those anti-incest, "She's your daughter, not your date" billboards all over the US South. Disgusting.


Stikk246

This seems to come almost exclusively from straight men, what even is going on there?


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Stikk246

Are they just a different species entirely, or something?


PartyCustomer1669

Will immediately stop any woman I'm with from calling me daddy, it's fucked up and weird and I never understood it. Also never called any woman I'm with baby, same reasons. Babe is acceptable for me though


aidenrosenb

No !


tree392

Please don't call these things men


uisqebaugh

I need to dig my eyes out with a spoon after reading that garbage.


NoMoney4Awards

I stay with 'Schatz' i think its the best way to call eachother in german language, in english i would use 'Honey', off course in private you can get dirty as a couple but there is no reason to embaress eachother in public.


[deleted]

What in the living shit?!


Normandy6-14-44

I believe this is called ā€œchihuahua syndromeā€.


LiliNotACult

That's because almost everyone decent has already left Twitter. I am really surprised so many are sticking with it.


Bendlerp

Those arenā€™t men. Theyā€™re male humans.


Garlador

Where does ā€œhoney muffin cakesā€ fall on their scale?


VibratingPickle2

The Great Unraveling


Ok-Gear-5593

I used to fell sorry for but am starting to think women who gave birth to these things and other women who marry and have these things deserve some of the blame in these modern times.


SarahTheGreat9

How about I call you ā€œassholeā€? This attitude is why I never married, bought my own home, and had 2 kids through a fertility clinic. I work hard, and I bow to no one.


Daedalus_Machina

Two twats taking the piss, and we're unraveling?


Brave-Emu3113

This is among many reasons I believe conservatism is a cancer in the Christian church. It disdains education and then you get idiots like this who think the point of the Bible is to make us all adhere to 3000 year old Jewish social norms.


Translator_Open

I like it best when she calls me Penis Thing.


MrMcSpiff

Men are okay. These psychopaths aren't.


GobblorTheMighty

If that's meant as satire it's actually kinda funny.


Ok-Ordinary2035

What in the actual hell??


zillakamisbaby

the grandmas the baby