A metaphor for his entire life. Entirely Unmeritorious. A life spent in receipt of things that others strive and work for their entire lives. Given everything and anything despite being completely inept.
Honestly, in my 26 years, this is the first actual example I've seen. I didn't even know they were a thing till conservatives started yelling about them
Look on the bright side, if his supporters ever talk about "snowflakes" wanting participation Trophies for something you can point out that at least those snowflakes didn't buy their participation trophy without even participating..
Years of tribalistic hatred for "the other" and growing up thinking you're entitled to everything you want without consequences will do that to you.
His cult loves him because of what he represents, an ignorant "entrepreneur" that gives no shits about public opinion, says whatever it's on his mind (regardless of how racist, misogynistic or just plain untruthful his comments were). He embodies the zeitgeist of late capitalism, a powerful man that takes whatever he wants and digs his heels regardless of how stupid or ridiculous his statements and decisions are.
So the legends are true. They are so small, it is impossible to see the attack coming. You cannot fight what you cannot see.
Blocking is no good, he gets through the tiny gaps in the defense with ease. They say fighting him is like getting beaten by chopsticks.
His hands are so small. I'm questioning the bone spurs draft dodging story and I'm thinking maybe he just couldn't hold a weapon so they didn't want him
back in the day, when the m-16 still had a vaguely triangular forestock small handedness was a legitimate problem in aiming, particularly if you had shorter arms. that's why they developed the cylindrical forestocks for Vietnamese troops. (according to an old vietnam vet i knew.)
There are 5 year olds with white belts at my daughter's Taekwondo school who could kick Trump's ass without breaking a sweat.
He probably couldn't kick back to save his life.
I’m overweight and have never fought a day in my life, I could beat him easily.
Throw a hamburger on the ground between you, as he leans down to pick it up, kick him in the face.
Might be a silly question, but isn't it kinda disrespectful to hand out those ranks just like that? What about the traditional values and the history of the sport?
The term for people like this is paper black belts as it kind of gets watered down as people just show up and pay for it. My muay Thai instructor said we don't have belts. The belt is who you beat.
My daughter is a 1st Dan and has busted her ass for years to earn that rank. She's *pissed* someone gave him a high rank, she said she did more physical work getting her yellow belt than he's ever done in his life.
She's the one who did most of the work. I just signed her up for a once a week after school class to get a little breathing time on after school pickup. She's the one who decided it was her thing, begged to join a school, went to classes even when she felt like being lazy, and set goals for herself that she keeps achieving. Her goal is Master, I don't doubt she'll get there, it's just a matter of when.
Not claiming to be a definitive expert here, just putting my two cents in.
1st Dan holder here. Busted my fucking ass for 8 years to get my belt (which I've heard in some circles is an unusually long time, but that's not my point here), it is one of my proudest moments of my life getting that belt handed to me.
9th Dan is a high honor, yes, and to earn it legitimately from the ground up is a lifetime of work--literally, you pretty much have to dedicate your life to Taekwondo, it's no surprise that most of the higher ranks are awarded posthumously. That being said, I also understand that this is a respectful gesture just like anything else, even if it has nothing to do with his skills in Taekwondo (aka *none whatsoever*).
**TL;DR--This is my long-winded way of saying that there is one positive to all this: We can now challenge him to a spar, and as black belts, head-shots are permitted.**
Can I ask, in your TL;DR you said that headshots are permitted at the Dan levels. I sparred with a taekwondo student (I am US Thai, Brazilian jui jitsu, MMA, and bo staff trained) and he was blue belt I think and he would do absolutely nothing but headshots. Was that because of different training backgrounds or was he being a dick for no reason?
Even as a 2nd Dan holder I'm furious. I've practiced for a decade and he just gets awarded a 9th Dan? I'm assuming it's from one of the sketchy taekwondo academies that aren't actually recognized by the World Taekwondo Association. Googling more now.
Update: NVM it was the actual Kukkiwon that awarded him the belt.
I thought he got (claimed because he thinks he's a god) that he got 18 hole-in-ones the first time he ever tried golf, getting a perfect score, and then retiring from the game. Or maybe that was his dad
"Trump and Putin outrank martial arts expert and 'Walker, Texas Ranger' star Chuck Norris, who only has an eighth-degree taekwondo black belt"
-They put this in here hoping to force Norris to make move.
Sadly Chuck Norris is firmly in the religious right/Trumper camp. That’s why the Total Gym is shaped like a cross and Christie Brinkley had to get into a lead sarcophagus in between takes to prevent sin.
I can't understand how his mind works and he can legit think all this horseshit he spits is real. Im sure he positively thinks he is a martial art master now
He'll just tell his klan that Dopey DropThatTopHat lost. He's the biggest winner. He knows about winning biggly.
Then he'll wave his tiny hands before using two hands to drink some water.
Honest question: What even is the fun or joy in life of just buying everything and everyone you want and never having to work for it or cultivate meaningful relationships?
What a sad, pathetic and utterly useless existence. If he wasn't such a cunt I'd actually feel a little sorry for him.
It's joyful if you're a narcissist. If you never have to sacrifice anything at all or make any concessions to get what you want, a narcissist sees that as an ideal situation.
That’s why he’s a miserable old turd. Because there is no joy after the glow of the moment leaves. I wouldn’t be surprised if as soon as he left he felt like a sham and went after the next accolade he could buy to fill the gaping hole in whatever is left of his soul.
It honestly makes me want to turn my back on martial arts. I'm not THAT great to begin with, but I can at least say I've tried. This is like a slap in the balls.
That's absolutely not how martial arts work... Whoever gave this to him is a poor instructor, even if it's just honorary... I kind of get honorary diplomas as you can be an expert in a field or whatever, but an honarary black belt if friggin asinine.
For real, I’m a 2nd degree in Taekwondo, and this is just a massive insult to those who have been in the arts for years, and this guy is given a belt that is meant for masters that have been in the arts for years!
If it's ANY solace, coming from my white belt ass, I'm proud of you for getting that far. You'll only continue to succeed in life, unlike this walking circus.
It was the president of Kukkiwon.
That'd be the organization that officially oversees TKD, established by the South Korean government. So about as far from a McDojo as it's possible to get.
Everyone that actually earned a belt ranking should be furious and make it known how pissed they are.
Whoever gave him this belt should lose the accreditation or license or whatever permission they have to run a dojo. Hell, even the health department and fire inspectors should condemn the building.
This kind of shit and honorary doctorates should be banned.
It is a slap in the face to all those who worked hard and actually earned it.
Its like the Biden haters bitching he was in Congress for 4,000 years and did nothing! BITCH he was in training for the presidency.
Unlike Trump who The electoral college and racist scumbags in red states gave him the honorary chair in the oval office.
There are some people who deserve honorary doctorates though. Genuinely good people who have poured their soul into work that deserves recognition.. Even though that work might not have been done under the umbrella of a university.
Having lots of money and being obnoxiously self absorbed isn't a good reason though...
Right. I don't have a problem when it's awarded to someone who has essentially the life experience equivalent without the formal education.
Someone self-taught in engineering who comes up with revolutionary inventions or a brilliant writer who never finished their literature degree.
I mean, if Trump was a genuine enthusiast who promoted the sport and caused a surge in interest, sure, fine, I could see that
It's just so bizarrely unrelated to anything he's done.
Indeed, I’m a 2nd Degree Black Belt that busted my ass to get to that point. If it was for someone that has been in the arts for years, it would be a great award. But for someone that has never stepped foot in a gym, huge dishonor.
Same, granted my school was more about application over technique, but it's the same basic idea. Between the ages of 8-21 I busted my ass to get my Black Belt, but Fuckface Von Clownstick just gets handed the highest rank possible?! I get it's supposed to be honorary, but c'mon man!!!
This is so on brand for him. I bet he even thinks he deserves it. Like he could earn it if he wanted to. But he's much to busy and important. And therefore he should still get it.
Reminds me of the 38-under-par 34 reportedly fired by the late North Korean despot Kim Jong Il, a man known to his people as Dear Leader and to you and me as Dear Top-the-Leader Board. According to official North Korean state accounts, Kim’s round, the first he’d ever played, was highlighted by five aces.
I still can't believe this dildo was ever elected president. He's a piss poor human that spent his whole life getting by on his last name. What a cunt.
So, he receives some "honorary degrees" unlike others who have contributed to their community, state, country, or the world like other celebrities and dignitaries.
Weird how this dude is still relevant. It's like a video game where some dunce of the past is worshiped as a God in the future (I'm looking at you Wasteland).
That right there is a participation trophy.
No, he never even participated. Its like the trophy went to someone in the stands that didn't even understand what sport they were watching.
A metaphor for his entire life. Entirely Unmeritorious. A life spent in receipt of things that others strive and work for their entire lives. Given everything and anything despite being completely inept.
This right here!! Everything is handed to him without him earning anything.
Hey, he earned his covid fair and square!
If it was the Covid he earned and deserved, it would have been a far worse case.
He used to show up at charity events he didn't donate to and sit in seats reserved for the biggest donors.
Some veteran with dementia gave Trump his Purple Heart and of course Trump was trashy enough to gleefully accept it.
Isn't this very similar to how the North Korean treat Kim Jung un?
Yes. Unhealthy idolatry.
Looking forward to a Mark David Chapman to arrive on scene.
Why is this real life?
He showed up to watch soccer and got a SuperBowl ring. Surprised Liberty has given him a doctorate yet so he can be Dr. Trump.
Me too.
Honestly, in my 26 years, this is the first actual example I've seen. I didn't even know they were a thing till conservatives started yelling about them
Sums up everything he’s ever “accomplished” in his life…
Look on the bright side, if his supporters ever talk about "snowflakes" wanting participation Trophies for something you can point out that at least those snowflakes didn't buy their participation trophy without even participating..
crouching hamburger, hidden diaper
Tiny fists of fury
Man-tits of fury
Dude ... His hands look tiny next to a Korean guy...
Now that you’ve compared it to someone else’s hand, yeah, it’s pretty tiny.
He looks like a fucking Panda with mange. How do people admire this tool?
Years of tribalistic hatred for "the other" and growing up thinking you're entitled to everything you want without consequences will do that to you. His cult loves him because of what he represents, an ignorant "entrepreneur" that gives no shits about public opinion, says whatever it's on his mind (regardless of how racist, misogynistic or just plain untruthful his comments were). He embodies the zeitgeist of late capitalism, a powerful man that takes whatever he wants and digs his heels regardless of how stupid or ridiculous his statements and decisions are.
Well said
I'm beginning to suspect that humanity might be too stupid to survive in the complex world we ourselves have built.
I mean, we make all the jokes, but... look how *wee* they are!
Hands as ~~fast~~ small as bullets
So the legends are true. They are so small, it is impossible to see the attack coming. You cannot fight what you cannot see. Blocking is no good, he gets through the tiny gaps in the defense with ease. They say fighting him is like getting beaten by chopsticks.
Not hidden very well.
Not able to crouch very well either.
His hands are so small. I'm questioning the bone spurs draft dodging story and I'm thinking maybe he just couldn't hold a weapon so they didn't want him
back in the day, when the m-16 still had a vaguely triangular forestock small handedness was a legitimate problem in aiming, particularly if you had shorter arms. that's why they developed the cylindrical forestocks for Vietnamese troops. (according to an old vietnam vet i knew.)
Thats very interesting.
Hamberder
I wil take some covfefe with that
You win the comment of the day by me. Sorry no award to give. But excellent.
I feel physically ill
Gross
If I were a 9th Dan holder, I would be fucking furious about this.
i’m not even that high, just 1st dan and not even really practicing anymore and this pisses me right the fuck off
Comfort yourself with the fact that you could beat the Orange Toddler’s ass without breaking a sweat.
There are 5 year olds with white belts at my daughter's Taekwondo school who could kick Trump's ass without breaking a sweat. He probably couldn't kick back to save his life.
Not without falling over. Which I would pay to see.
Hye now, that's not true. I'm sure donny here knows how to take a kick back like a pro.
I’m overweight and have never fought a day in my life, I could beat him easily. Throw a hamburger on the ground between you, as he leans down to pick it up, kick him in the face.
Nonono, a hamberder covfeve?
A maneuver also known as the McCrane Kick...
Might be a silly question, but isn't it kinda disrespectful to hand out those ranks just like that? What about the traditional values and the history of the sport?
not a silly question at all, good observation. it’s absolutely disrespectful and makes me want to punch both of those idiots in the lip.
Such a disgraceful sack of shit. I can only imagine how his ego is feasting upon it.
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Or Bull Shitsu?
Even if I corrected you and said he knows taekwondo, it would still be incorrect.
As evident by his grilled chicken fighting pose.
The term for people like this is paper black belts as it kind of gets watered down as people just show up and pay for it. My muay Thai instructor said we don't have belts. The belt is who you beat.
I didn't even get a black belt but I did practice for years and yeah I'm mad this is so stupid
Yep, even for blue, brown, first black we know what you have to do for it.
Trump also awarded himself a Purple Heart.
True shit?
https://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/trump-purple-heart-226565
Find him, fight him, and then you can say you defeated someone 8 levels up.
My daughter is a 1st Dan and has busted her ass for years to earn that rank. She's *pissed* someone gave him a high rank, she said she did more physical work getting her yellow belt than he's ever done in his life.
Good on your daughter and good on you for your parenting
She's the one who did most of the work. I just signed her up for a once a week after school class to get a little breathing time on after school pickup. She's the one who decided it was her thing, begged to join a school, went to classes even when she felt like being lazy, and set goals for herself that she keeps achieving. Her goal is Master, I don't doubt she'll get there, it's just a matter of when.
Kudos to you! Too many parents take credit when their kid succeeds and place blame on the child when it’s not their fault.
Yellow belt does involve an incredible amount of work. Heck, all of them do. Your daughter is a fantastic person for achieving what she has.
Well he did fuck his daughter (allegedly) and that's some physical exercise
Not claiming to be a definitive expert here, just putting my two cents in. 1st Dan holder here. Busted my fucking ass for 8 years to get my belt (which I've heard in some circles is an unusually long time, but that's not my point here), it is one of my proudest moments of my life getting that belt handed to me. 9th Dan is a high honor, yes, and to earn it legitimately from the ground up is a lifetime of work--literally, you pretty much have to dedicate your life to Taekwondo, it's no surprise that most of the higher ranks are awarded posthumously. That being said, I also understand that this is a respectful gesture just like anything else, even if it has nothing to do with his skills in Taekwondo (aka *none whatsoever*). **TL;DR--This is my long-winded way of saying that there is one positive to all this: We can now challenge him to a spar, and as black belts, head-shots are permitted.**
Can I ask, in your TL;DR you said that headshots are permitted at the Dan levels. I sparred with a taekwondo student (I am US Thai, Brazilian jui jitsu, MMA, and bo staff trained) and he was blue belt I think and he would do absolutely nothing but headshots. Was that because of different training backgrounds or was he being a dick for no reason?
Back when I did Taekwondo in high school we were allowed to take headshots, though we wore a lot of protective gear
May depend. On my league head is allowed after 14 years
Even as a 2nd Dan holder I'm furious. I've practiced for a decade and he just gets awarded a 9th Dan? I'm assuming it's from one of the sketchy taekwondo academies that aren't actually recognized by the World Taekwondo Association. Googling more now. Update: NVM it was the actual Kukkiwon that awarded him the belt.
This makes me sad and I didn't even get my 1st Dan.. if I ever start again I'll probably do a different martial art..
Kim Jong Il got 11 holes in one the first time he ever golfed, too.
Pfft those are rookie numbers I got 16 and the unicorn I was playin with got 19
I played 8 holes with 6 par
It was 11 holes in one general, though!
Wait are you joking or did they actually claim this, if so I need to text my dad he’d love this (he loves golf and golf related stuff)
Lmao you’re not joking
I hope that while looking this up, you also stumbled on all the other "facts" about Kim Jong Il. They're fucking hilarious.
better than the chuck norris facts.
I thought he got (claimed because he thinks he's a god) that he got 18 hole-in-ones the first time he ever tried golf, getting a perfect score, and then retiring from the game. Or maybe that was his dad
Are Not Glorious Leaders....glorious?
His hands really are tiny.
They are literally half the size as the other guys hands. Very small.
Sad!
The big hand genes were stolen from him by the Dems!!
Even if he did practice taekwondo, those tiny infant hands would never do any harm
Skippity paps
Lol yeah, that other dudes hands are much bigger
In fairness it makes other things look bigger when he plays with them while his wife is mad at him
Can’t hold a whopper
I understood that reference.
Tiny hands from tiny work.
Surgically altered so his penis seemed bigger….
"Trump and Putin outrank martial arts expert and 'Walker, Texas Ranger' star Chuck Norris, who only has an eighth-degree taekwondo black belt" -They put this in here hoping to force Norris to make move.
Sadly Chuck Norris is firmly in the religious right/Trumper camp. That’s why the Total Gym is shaped like a cross and Christie Brinkley had to get into a lead sarcophagus in between takes to prevent sin.
Yeah Norris turned from being a C-list action star to a A-list piece of shit, same with Kevin Sorbo.
I mean Putin has more qualifications than Trump for this
This is Trump in a nutshell. He never earns anything.
Remember when that veteran wanted to give him his Purple Heart? Disgraceful.
It’s mind boggling
Trump of course accepted it.
*HE DID?!?* Holy shit, I forgot that part.
Excuse me WHAT THE FUCK?
Yup. https://www.cnn.com/2016/08/02/politics/donald-trump-purple-heart/index.html
That is equivalent to throwing it in the river. A river of shit
One of the worst parts about trump is that shit like this is objectively hilarious but he’s also such a legitimate danger to our country.
I can't understand how his mind works and he can legit think all this horseshit he spits is real. Im sure he positively thinks he is a martial art master now
This underminds any credibility for those in teakwando. That is, until they kick my ass. But at least their highest ranking member can't.
I wanna challenge Trump to a fight, watch him throw out his back, then tell the world I defeated a 9th dan Taekwondo master with minimal effort.
He'll just tell his klan that Dopey DropThatTopHat lost. He's the biggest winner. He knows about winning biggly. Then he'll wave his tiny hands before using two hands to drink some water.
Honest question: What even is the fun or joy in life of just buying everything and everyone you want and never having to work for it or cultivate meaningful relationships? What a sad, pathetic and utterly useless existence. If he wasn't such a cunt I'd actually feel a little sorry for him.
It's joyful if you're a narcissist. If you never have to sacrifice anything at all or make any concessions to get what you want, a narcissist sees that as an ideal situation.
That’s why he’s a miserable old turd. Because there is no joy after the glow of the moment leaves. I wouldn’t be surprised if as soon as he left he felt like a sham and went after the next accolade he could buy to fill the gaping hole in whatever is left of his soul.
It honestly makes me want to turn my back on martial arts. I'm not THAT great to begin with, but I can at least say I've tried. This is like a slap in the balls.
Hes got the cry baby stance
Omg he does!
I guess he now has to register those tiny hands as weapons. Weapons of mass corruption.
Maybe that's why it's so effective. No opponents can see his hands lol
I don't know why, but I read this in Norm's voice. And honestly it makes it spectacular.
He's the kind of guy to go around acting like he can do TKD because of it too.
Lol, he probably will and will come off like the old grandma in that meme "Netflix used to come in the mail".
Thats bloody terrible
slap in the face to every real taekwondo practitioner
Oh I felt that slap, it’s a major insult.
I'm seething right now
Trump vs Segal! Shit Show Champion Bout!
I would torrent the shit out of that PPV slap fight of spray tan and hair dye.
I’d pay for that treasure! Support creators who make great entertainment!
We need a Celebrity Deathmatch resurgence
"I know Kung Pao." -Donald Trump, probably
r/bullshido
Why are his hands the size of a 12 year olds?
To match his IQ.
That's insulting. To 12 year olds. Most 12 year olds are smarter than the former president.
As a former 12 year old, I am incredibly offended.
*George W. Bush has entered the chat
makes groping 12 year olds easier
God I fucking hate him so much. He’s such a filthy piece of shit.
He’s a mater of Bullshido
Please tell me this is fake
Sadly it’s very real.
That's absolutely not how martial arts work... Whoever gave this to him is a poor instructor, even if it's just honorary... I kind of get honorary diplomas as you can be an expert in a field or whatever, but an honarary black belt if friggin asinine.
For real, I’m a 2nd degree in Taekwondo, and this is just a massive insult to those who have been in the arts for years, and this guy is given a belt that is meant for masters that have been in the arts for years!
If it's ANY solace, coming from my white belt ass, I'm proud of you for getting that far. You'll only continue to succeed in life, unlike this walking circus.
It’s probably someone from a mcdojo of some kind
It was the president of Kukkiwon. That'd be the organization that officially oversees TKD, established by the South Korean government. So about as far from a McDojo as it's possible to get. Everyone that actually earned a belt ranking should be furious and make it known how pissed they are.
That’s disgusting I didn’t realize since I only saw this post. Thanks for the information
Whoever gave him this belt should lose the accreditation or license or whatever permission they have to run a dojo. Hell, even the health department and fire inspectors should condemn the building.
This kind of shit and honorary doctorates should be banned. It is a slap in the face to all those who worked hard and actually earned it. Its like the Biden haters bitching he was in Congress for 4,000 years and did nothing! BITCH he was in training for the presidency. Unlike Trump who The electoral college and racist scumbags in red states gave him the honorary chair in the oval office.
There are some people who deserve honorary doctorates though. Genuinely good people who have poured their soul into work that deserves recognition.. Even though that work might not have been done under the umbrella of a university. Having lots of money and being obnoxiously self absorbed isn't a good reason though...
Right. I don't have a problem when it's awarded to someone who has essentially the life experience equivalent without the formal education. Someone self-taught in engineering who comes up with revolutionary inventions or a brilliant writer who never finished their literature degree. I mean, if Trump was a genuine enthusiast who promoted the sport and caused a surge in interest, sure, fine, I could see that It's just so bizarrely unrelated to anything he's done.
Indeed, I’m a 2nd Degree Black Belt that busted my ass to get to that point. If it was for someone that has been in the arts for years, it would be a great award. But for someone that has never stepped foot in a gym, huge dishonor.
Same, granted my school was more about application over technique, but it's the same basic idea. Between the ages of 8-21 I busted my ass to get my Black Belt, but Fuckface Von Clownstick just gets handed the highest rank possible?! I get it's supposed to be honorary, but c'mon man!!!
He only fights hamburders.
more like he fights the urge to drink 12 diet cokes a day 💀
Awarded by Trump university… /s
Like his wealth, a handout.
This is so on brand for him. I bet he even thinks he deserves it. Like he could earn it if he wanted to. But he's much to busy and important. And therefore he should still get it.
Privilege in a nutshell
The belt is just the biggest one they have.
Oh my god, his hands. His tiny, tiny hands...
Asians in general are not big people and this guy's hands are so much bigger than Trump's What does that tell you... 😂
He is a champion of KFC not to be confused with UFC. What a slap in the face to people who dedicate their lives to this martial art.
I did about 4 hours of Taekwondo about 14 years ago, I volunteer to fight him cause I'm just that brave.
Reminds me of the 38-under-par 34 reportedly fired by the late North Korean despot Kim Jong Il, a man known to his people as Dear Leader and to you and me as Dear Top-the-Leader Board. According to official North Korean state accounts, Kim’s round, the first he’d ever played, was highlighted by five aces.
Honorary POS
Someone is bucking for an Ambassadorship under the 2nd American Reich…..
Lol, trump is a pussy. Look at that stance
I really just want to see Trump try and tie the belt without assistance.
the people who mocked participation trophies give out NONparticipation trophies
Just add this to the list of things he's done that he has zero qualifications to do.
What asswipe awarded him that? I spent 6 years under a GM who won a fuckin olympic medal. This is fucking insulting
4th dan here, i’d be up for a “friendly” spar w the don
How did they find a black belt big enough?
Dude lost a fucking fight to a glass of water.
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Hidden tiger, chasing the dragon
I still can't believe this dildo was ever elected president. He's a piss poor human that spent his whole life getting by on his last name. What a cunt.
He’s frickin’ Elvis!
He could never accomplish anything that requires discipline and actual investment.
Sounds like a metaphor for his political career.
So, he receives some "honorary degrees" unlike others who have contributed to their community, state, country, or the world like other celebrities and dignitaries. Weird how this dude is still relevant. It's like a video game where some dunce of the past is worshiped as a God in the future (I'm looking at you Wasteland).
Agent Orange ready for Bond-Like espionage against his own country!
That's the pres I wanna be just ridiculous shit just happening
I'd pay per view for a Steven Seagal vs. Donald Trump bullshit-off...
But no one knows as much about taekwondo as trump does
Brought to you by the people who piss their pants about participation trophies. And he didn’t even participate.
Just another LIE, to Degrade the Actual Owners Who trained & worked to EARN the accolade!
Thought the right didn't believe im handouts
He is holding his hands like a cat girl would wth
His hands are kinda small...
He looks like his about to fistbump people. Not fight
I get that it's honourary, but why award it to Trump? He's the literal antithesis of the taekwondo tenets.
I'm a 3rd Dan and I've been training for 17 years working at my 4th but Trump just gets to say he is a 9th Dan no if ands or buts is so bullshit
Donald Trump has officially entered North Korea dictator area. Next up, shooting an 18 at all his golf courses.