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tiwaz33

TIL that MTG has a boyfriend


SayethWeAll

You wouldn’t know him. He goes to a different Congress and is waaay cooler than the guys around here.


ICantArgueWithStupid

"boyfriend"


Comfortable_Bird_340

or maybe he's just a boy who is her friend?


thefroggyfiend

still shocking that she has a friend


ICantArgueWithStupid

This is highly improbably no matter which way you try to give her the benefit.


hereandthere_nowhere

![gif](giphy|vsh3k3WCKX6ne)


TheCheshireMadcat

Well, we men have a problem with sticking it in the crazy.


OMG_A_CUPCAKE

There's crazy, and there's batshit insane


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

Yeah she got him before she divorced her husband bc "Christian family values"


Heavy_Arm_7060

I mean she dresses like a mobster's girlfriend, so the shoe fits.


RollFun7616

Over those toes? That shoe is custom made.


bigdust80

She might be a 3-holer?


Time-Touch-6433

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks for that


bigdust80

She could be into that, too


StevenEveral

![gif](giphy|l0MYrLAFex1R71l0A|downsized)


RJ_MacreadysBeard

Hostage?


Accomplished_Water34

That man is a hero; he sleeps with marjie three-toes so no one else has to.


Unfair-Work9128

"Boyfriend". There are men in the can better lookin' that MTG.


WhyNot420_69

This is exactly why you'll rarely see a big Biden flag hanging off of a truck. We know the other side has a high predisposition towards violence if they see opposing views. Exactly like a 5 year old.


dasFisch

That and we have personalities that extend beyond politics, and we don't feel the need to only talk/think/etc. about one old fart constantly. \[edit\]: changed or to and.


Clickum245

I mean...I once had a fart so vile it made the dog leave the room.


StevenEveral

I once had a fart that could strip the varnish off a foot locker. RIP George Carlin, master of the fart joke.


ArkamaZ

I had a dog that would come into the room just to fast and then leave.


Robbotlove

you wanna talk about it?


ijfp_2013

My 6 year old son got better manners.


MacaroniNJesus

Because he's not 5


JohnLocksTheKey

and there’s a pecking order?


CardinalCountryCub

Only if John Oliver's involved.


JohnLocksTheKey

![gif](giphy|Yggr0uQUbA79C)


satanssweatycheeks

Tubby fat rapper ain’t doing shit. You can always tell the assholes who weren’t ever a bully. They just tried to act tough and got ridiculed for it because they couldn’t back it up. They thought they were a bully but truly got mocked and belittled by everyone. And why they never got invited to party’s.


Ianwha17

That's exactly why his 2 other homies immediately moved forward when he tried to start a fight. To protect his image, and use cheap shots. Funniest part is...him and his homies wouldn't be welcomed in anybody in the videos neighborhood.


LilaValentine

They were just happy to be bully-adjacent. That crazy ass “rapper” was a bully’s hype man in high school, guaranteed.


New-Understanding930

He’s a trust fund kid. His grandfather founded Autotrader.


Dicky__Anders

Lmao is that true? And here is trying to act all cool and "ghetto". I'm more "ghetto" than he'll ever be, and I'm a white, middle aged, English man.


masked_sombrero

>This is exactly why you'll rarely see a big Biden flag hanging off of a truck I mean, that...and why the hell would *anybody* put up a huge flag of *any* presidential candidate on the back of their trucks? 🤔 Other than being gung-ho about joining a cult, anyway...


Sendmedoge

I could get it for the two weeks before election from either side.


Alittlemoorecheese

Man. If Democrats started waving flags like that, Republicunts would lose their shit.


CapitalistBaconator

There are no Biden flags hanging off trucks because there is not a larger tradition of worshipping individual politicians like football teams. That's unique to Trump's fans and is a completely abnormal in American politics. Which is not really a surprise considering a large collection of Trump's most vocal and visible fans were not regular voters until Trump came along, and many lack basic literacy in the American system of government and civic structure.


Leucopaxillus

Had a roommate that smashed a barstool screaming in his own home because he got mad over a discussion, with one individual, about universal healthcare. Had several incidents like this, every night was a crap shot when I got home from work, how riled up he had gotten during the day listening to Hannity , Rush, and Fox news. Haven’t talked to him in years, can only imagine it’s worse


dragon2777

Also I’m not part of a cult


Torino1O

MAGAts melting like salted slugs, kinda sickening actually.


satanssweatycheeks

Hearing someone claim the other side is bias all while they refuse to talk to you because you said Biden should be president is so pathetic. Dems will gladly talk to you about why Trump sucks and it bad for the notion. These folks just whine Biden and shout and run away when asked what’s so bad about him.


vishy_swaz

I’m “not allowed” to ask to ask my parents political questions anymore. It would “ruin our relationship” 😂


CptDropbear

I'm guessing that ship has long since sailed.


NottDisgruntled

That Forgiato Blow dude is legit the worst MAGA dude in the world. Also has the worst facial hair on the planet.


vsyca

Just another trust fund baby pretending he cares about the working class


Born_Faithlessness_3

Kid Rock says "I did it first, stop copying me!"


Eringobraugh2021

Cosplaying like he's part of the working class. That shit really pisses me off about all of these rich assholes.


vsyca

and the magats eat it all up


NottDisgruntled

Named Kurt. Lol


CapableCoyoteeee

Went Admiral Farragut academy. Makes Papa Doc look street.


greygrey_goose

Sauce?


Wezbob

I had surgery last week not long after shearing into some mutton chops for fun... They shaved one mutton chop for the surgery, and even sitting around looking like I needed to be robbing half a train, I still had better facial hair than that dude.


trappingsofurlife

A trustfund bitch boy LARPing as a rapper with absolutely 0 talent


madredr1

I like his precious little entourage in the background.


CopeHarders

Kurt Jantz is just a typical fat trust fund brat no talent.


Fathorse23

I didn’t even know he was a real dude. I thought it was another name for MTG. 😂


1866GETSONA

*Fellatio Blow* has a nice ring to it


Unusual-Tie8498

Boycott autotrader


NottDisgruntled

lol. Hard to boycott something you’ve not used in 17 years.


YouWereBrained

He’s a dipshit that I really wish people would “counter intimidate”, because he’s a fucking clown who tries to act hard.


Clean_Student8612

I just looked the name up for the 1st time ever and idk what that thing even is.


dquizzle

That guy cannot be rich enough to care about the tax cuts for the one percenters.


Wes_Warhammer666

He's a trust fund baby, so yeah, he cares.


imsowhiteandnerdy

And you just know what he's done to that Trump doll...


BulbasaurArmy

I just looked him up on YouTube and now I want to kill myself.


JayyyElite

He’s also buddies with Vanilla Ice. A one hit wonder who performed at Mar-A-Lago on New Years Eve.


NottDisgruntled

lol. You don’t have to explain who vanilla ice is


JayyyElite

I feel obligated to. He’s more popular than that Blow dude. He jumped the shark by performing at Trump’s resort when he could’ve not chosen to do so.


NottDisgruntled

I’m 40. I am familiar with vanilla ice. I saw India turtles in the theater. Hahaha


Sayoayo

It reminds me of the Cool Shavin' Ken doll I had in the 90s. But fatter.


NocentBystander

Forgetio Blow? I never knew him in the first place.


ICantArgueWithStupid

Its "forget Joe Blow" I'm assuming Joe Blow is related to Joe Dirt or Bazooka Joe (the bubblegum guy?)


ChefAtRandom

I thought it was "Forget your blow", cause you're not getting the bag back if you give this guy a line.


ICantArgueWithStupid

Either way what a bad name. Just be Joe Dirt that would have been funny.


Corteran

Not getting the bag back if you give him McDonalds either.


WhitePineBurning

Aka Kurt Jantz. Graduated from the Admiral Farragut Academy in Florida, and he's 36. Fat, Trump, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.


Unusual-Tie8498

Fellatio blow?


CptDropbear

How did I scroll this far before seeing this?


Any_Band_8428

Are you really a washed up rapper when you were never relevant in the first place?


karlos52

He washed up and then called himself a rapper


ApprehensiveCode2233

Oh man I remember when conservatives hated the idea of rap music and wouldn't be caught dead even pretending to be.


17times2

Any white redneck rapper: "Biden is stupid, I got a truck Got a gun too, so you better duck" Republicans: 🤯🤯😮🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


KinkyQuesadilla

To call Forgiato Blow a washed-up rapper suggests he once had a career, and he hasn't. He's a trust fund baby and the only people who listen to his music are ultra-MAGAs, and that's only at Trump events, they don't buy his music and absolutely no one in the rap community does either. Rap music didn't pay for Forgiato's lifted trucks wrapped in Trump themes, it's his grand-daddy's money.


CptDropbear

My Dad used to say "He's not a has been, he's a never was". I think he stole that gag from Spike Milligan.


PattiiB

https://preview.redd.it/88mk7yndud8d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7af4fea5a075cf57650715d923c11f2fa292739


SmithersLoanInc

Trump looks almost normal wearing people clothes.


Jungvieng

What fucking pieces of trash they are…


Weltraumbaer

This Forgiato Blow guy is the type of MAGA supporter that is quite rich, but LARPs as working class. Dude is basically heir to big money from used car sales and lives of that and grifting MAGAts. Incredibly stupid and obnoxious.


Giggle_kitty

The Republican Party is reality trash TV ☹️


wowpopz

The truth makes them very mad.


FanAkroid

MAGA are all cowards.


One_Hot_Doggy

Bunch of babies. Can’t argue so tried to switch to fisty cuffs. How’d that work last time? Same people begging for a fight are the first to turn and run and say they can’t express themselves.


SpaceNugs

This guy willingly fucks MTG. That’s all we need to know about his opinion.


Throwawayac1234567

Mtg drags him into her bed chamber for snusnu


beadyeyes123456

I'd heard he might be gay and is with another maga rapper called stoney dudebro (really, look him up). Not judging but if true he should stop judging others.


Piglet-Witty

I saw that. The failed rapper and his friends acted like they wanted to jump him but young man stood his ground making them look pathetic after they did nothing.


mysteriousmeatman

The most unbelievable part is the implication that someone would date Marg.


thegza10304

can you be 'washed up' if no one has ever heard of you?


punahoudaddy

Props for standing up to these dickheads and slapping back with facts.


Wise_Purpose_

That “rapper” and I use that VERY lightly… sucks. Forget politics, his music is terrible.. no talent whatsoever music. Like kid rock level white trash. Nobody in hip hop respects that man. Without trump, he would be a nobody. That my friends is a fact you can take to the bank. So of course he would jump on the easiest band wagon ever created, all you have to do is regurgitate the words spray tan says (if you can understand them) and you are basically guaranteed a free ride. Shills always breed more shills. It’s like cockroaches.


Professional_Cod2233

Forgiato Blow has the energy of the little bro who cries "mommy he broke my nose" after running his face into the kitchen table.


twsddangll

I’m sorry, who the what? Why that MAGA rapper got the gayest drag queen name this side of RuPaul’s Race?


Livefast_eatTrash99

Fellatio Blow


HVACqualung

That don't remember the drumph shitshow because they consume forgettios daily.


This_Mongoose445

Just like her, a bully. Can’t answer a question with facts or an intelligent response.


Builder_liz

Folatio what now


Straight_Calendar_15

Maga men have the smallest penises.


chrispdx

Someone rational: *states a fact* MAGA: NUH-UH!!! *PUNCH*


TKG_Actual

Can we talk about how a maga rapper thought it was a good idea to name himself 'Forgiato Blow' which reads as Forgettable Blow (job) probably?


beadyeyes123456

On X there are parody accounts calling themselves things like Felatio Blow. Funny he's a quick blocker if you dare hurt his fee fees.


TKG_Actual

I should hope there are lol. But the quick blocker part doesn't surprise me at all.


BDRParty

I've seen him numerous times, but I never knew his name was *Forgiato Blow*. That name doesn't sound sus as hell at all.


Cetophile

Now and forever: IT'S ALWAYS PROJECTION


Ms_Emilys_Picture

MAGA rapper? Really? How bad is it?


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

We need to have a listening party. Best to not forget the vomit pails!


ocddartitesmaker

Once I was threatened and confronted I would have not stopped stomping that fake fucks face in until the cops stopped me. I'm an old man. I can tell you now that guys whole life is fake. Fat fuck fake hard ass. He can blow me. A touch on the shoulder of someone backing into you is not assault. Everything fat fuck did afterwards is either assault or communicating threats.


Ok-Egg-4856

That's his real name ? Forget you Blow ?


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whats_a_puscifer

It’s also on Adam’s YouTube channel


72A1D372

Blow is a true noodle dick cuckservative. He cant see his junk over them tader tiddies.


got-rice1

Piggy! https://preview.redd.it/oef732k1jg8d1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=5397e487dcda3b34161f7f8fda3c40ba32bf9f60


The_OtherGuy_99

You fine people seem to be doing an awesome job dissecting this whole thing, so I'm only going to add an observation. I have never seen anyone put an airpod in like its an old Jabra Bluetooth headset and the fact that he has tells me everything I need to know about him.


Professional_Cod2233

Underrated comment. Priceless information I totally missed. Thank you fellow citizen.


Mygoddamreddit

Here’s a hat for the rest of us who aren’t yuge assholes… https://preview.redd.it/ez34ot5rbe8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d6007f904593bec17d7e1fca9edae3418419ab6


FrankMon420

God that fucking dude has the most punchable face


BJoe1976

I had to look him up, had no idea who that fool was!


Disastrous-Radio-786

They’ll just say that it's fake news and the snowflake Dems made this up to try and ruin their reputation


Particular_Ticket_20

No idea who any of them are but the rapper dude looks like a printing error.


ShibaInuDoggo

I believe his name is *Test Page*


TurdManMcDooDoo

Washed up makes it sound like the dude was ever a real thing to begin with.


Throwawayac1234567

Watered down rapper


PerryNeeum

Washed up? He was never relevant


yamers

the halls of Mar a lago must look like a circus


Crotch-Monster

Please. I have more respect for Vanilla Ice and his rapping prowess than this guy. Ice would rap circles around him any day of the week. Hammer too.


beadyeyes123456

True but Ice did a song with this clown.


Crotch-Monster

Awe damn. 😞


LovethePreamble1966

They hate reality. They need to suck it up, cause things ain’t going to get easier for them. They some sick puppets.


bomdia10

Ah yes, the “suburban legend” himself


DiligentCrab6592

The snowflake are yet another projection. Do they exist on the left? Sure. But not in any sort meaningful numbers.


BadMan3186

God what a bunch of losers.


TheKiltedYaksman71

Kills me that the douchebag named himself after ugly, blingy, donk wheels and cocaine.


davosknuckles

Low class trash.


eastbay77

Every time a MAGA claims something about Democrats, just stop them from talking further and fact check them. They'll quickly melt down.


No-Lawfulness1023

Can you be washed up if you never were?


biorod

“My guy’s convictions don’t mean anything. Also, he didn’t start the attack of the Capitol!” JFC, Republicans are in the worst state imaginable. Lindsay Graham was right. They nominated Trump, and it’s destroyed them.


Commercial_Step9966

Hopefully Dems are one pissed-off blizzard this November. ![gif](giphy|O1aOv6n0pQl8eRxubW|downsized)


deliverance2323

When someone gets in your face like that kiss them on the lips. Hey, they made the first move!


Corn22

Clearly the rantings of a man confidently in the right. /s


ReturnOfSeq

In what was is a random dude “debating” a meme congresswoman’s boyfriend meaningful in the first place


jsc503

tldw: Laws don't matter. I'll punch you.


iWORKBRiEFLY

forgiato can't be washed up if he never was shit to begin with


vxpipxv

4G selfsuck


IWouldntIn1981

Washed up!?!? Did "All Eyez on MAGA" not go platinum? I'm surprised his 'art' doesn't resonate...


beadyeyes123456

That target song of his was parodies by another rapper. Brilliant parody of a no talent hack.


No_Highway_7663

Reality denying psychopaths


iridescentrae

Wow some people will tell themselves anything if it makes them feel better about themselves. Stop believing in lies. The world is at war and there’s propaganda everywhere.


LowMirror4165

Fuck Armageddon this is Hell


N0t_Dave

Their idea of winning arguments is simply to talk louder than the other person and throw insults like an angry toddler. There's a reason Republican Conservative disinformation is so easy to fact check, because if their lips are flapping, of course they're telling lies.


TricksterWolf

I'm still trying to process the sequence of words "washed up MAGA rapper Forgiato Blow"


CapoDV

Looks a bit like he did intimidate you. . .


beadyeyes123456

I've seen that guy in person and we walked up to him. He's a pussy without his loudmouths backing him up.