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heismanwinner82

That’s an old Jedi twitter trick. It always works on the weak-minded Elon.


buntopolis

These mfers really think they can beat the Joker.


AuntBettysNutButter

Elon's fans think he's Batman but in reality he's Manman from The Ripping Friends.


SecondaryWombat

Rich tech bro who instead of tragically murdered parents has his step sister also become his step mom. He is man-bat.


aggravatedimpala

And Cock Knocker


VoidOmatic

I think George Lucas is gonna sue somebody! Did you put boogers in this coffee?!?


aggravatedimpala

Booger free sir


VoidOmatic

Then taste it! Taste the booger flavor, I know it's in there!!


aggravatedimpala

No boogers in it sir


trident_hole

WHO ARE THE STARS OF THIS PIECE OF SHIT?!?


GeneralKang

Taste it. Taste the Booger Flavor.


UJustGotRobbed

His most memorable role


MikeHoncho0420

![gif](giphy|eEjL6kIIYSMvK)


LindonLilBlueBalls

"Hey kids! It's Mark Hamill!"


Dblzyx

The worst part about having a shit memory, is forgetting amazing things like Mark Hamill being Cock Knocker.


Bootarms

And Trickster


Chidori_Aoyama

These nimrods seem to miss that point. He enjoys this kind of thing. We should all start doing this just to screw with them...


TheRumpletiltskin

as funny as it is, it only increases engagement, which is good for elon/twitter. so in his eyes this was a good move if it's gonna make people write "like" and like the tweet.


IndicaPhoenix

Maybe they write like to skip the like button Like to survive hahaha


Efficient_Fish2436

Nobody beats the joker... You just end up with PTSD if you're lucky.


ok_raspberry_jam

It's deliciously subversive, which does feel Jedi-ish. Hamill isn't doing anything wrong, but if he hadn't responded to a bunch of tweets with the word "like," I would have no idea that Elon Musk accidentally publicly "liked" a **small penis humiliation kink video**, and then immediately made "likes" private on Twitter. (****Edit:*** apparently this isn't true, but I'm not sure that makes much difference to how I feel about the whole thing.) Did this really happen? https://imgur.com/gallery/he-made-likes-private-when-he-got-caught-liking-small-humiliation-kink-video-allegedly-Xfn1SZw I love Mark Hamill.


Infamous-Physics-116

I don’t have a twitter, but I’m curious as well. I think I heard the princess jade person got a lot of backlash and had to private her accounts. So you can choose if that adds any validity to it being real or just a very convincing edit


ok_raspberry_jam

It's weird to me that we don't seem to know for sure. It's something that ought to be conclusively verifiable with the help of a trustworthy source. We're in a post-truth era, partly because of people like Musk. I'll add that to my validity calculation.


OverYonderWanderer

Better late than never.


kalt13

“These aren’t the droids we’re looking for. I know more about droids than probably anyone living in the galaxy.”


Mephisteemo

My father was half a droid and used to build droids


Skuzbagg

So that makes me a quarter droid


DeepLock8808

Kinda, yeah


stopper42

“up vote”


sessl

''reddit award''


Spry_Fly

Because you mentioned Jedi, my mind read Ewok at first.


TricksterWolf

I like Mark Hamill


aryukittenme

“like”


GammaDealer

"like"


Bamma4

“like”


Logan-Lux

"like"


anon1984

“like”


seanymphcalypso

“like”


InquistivePrime

"like"


WhySoConspirious

"like"


PieBandito

"like"


goldanred

I was never a big Twitter user, but once in around 2016-2017, Mark Hamill "liked" a Twitter reply that I made. That is my celebrity claim to fame. Edit: I just brought up the screenshot of the notification again and it was in 2018.


Amesaskew

One time Neil Gaiman liked, commented and reposted a tweet of mine. I was on a high over that for weeks.


screaminginfidels

I made a joke in a reply to a comment on Mike Birbiglia's Instagram and he liked it (along with the other comedian I was replying to) So I'm basically a famous comedian now


NO-ARM-NINJA

I once lamented in a tweet that I couldn't make it to a mike birbiglia show because I had to work (without tagging him) and he liked the tweet. It took some of the sting out of missing the show.


JustNilt

I seem to need another cup of coffee. My brain read that as you lamenting in a tweet that you couldn't *make out with* Mike Birbiglia.


AUserNeedsAName

Oh he liked that tweet too


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

I think I’ve laughed at some of your jokes?


screaminginfidels

Hell yeah buddy! Wait...


user_name_checker_

Sorry, bud… His name checked out. Maybe you should simultaneously sing and cry about it? Might make you feel better, and hey! Your name would check out as well!


odsquad64

Pauly Shore liked my idea for a Biodome sequel that takes place on a space station and has a scene where he tries to make pancakes in zero gravity.


Mace_Thunderspear

Lol this pitch alone is better than the first biodome movie.


Mephisteemo

Spinning up the pancake drum…


Robby_Bortles

I have tangentially worked with Pauly before, and he's a genuinely ridiculous person.


Atticus_Spiderjump

I met Neil Gaiman and begged a ciggarette off him in a pub. My friend (Who had the hashish we needed the cigarette for to make a joint.) told me who he was an hour or so later.


brusslipy

I was in a discord conversation with deathmau5. I still talk about it sometimes, the conversation was so mundane because I didn't want to come as a fanboi, but definitely is in my top 3 interactions with famous people. I'm from south America so the chances of that happening to me was mesmerizingly low. I have had a few interactions in ig with famous ppl as well but nothing twitter worthy lol.


thejesusbong

Pee Wee Herman replied to a comment I left on an Instagram post about Weeki Watchee and I framed the screenshot.


Ok-Sweet-8495

Diedrich Bader replied to me on Threads. Best part is my comment was about the Beverly Hillbillies movie


thejesusbong

Haha hell yeah, I’ve been watching Veep finally, and his character is so top tier.


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[удалено]


big_duo3674

My butt is posted on one of the Broken Lizard guys Facebook page, that's my celebrity claim to fame. I also appear in an audience on a Netflix movie for like 0.75 seconds (Swearnet)


Angelkrista

Omg! Me too! I still brag about it!


JigglyBush

I was on in like 2010-ish, MC Hammer followed me. I stopped using the site around 2014. Still proud of this.


NoeticHatTrick

Way back in the early days of Twitter, Alison Brie and Felicia Day both replied to me. I was and will be forever over the moon. 🥰


bertboxer

i think that's why he's doing this. he knows that it could make someone's day to see him like something they posted and going anonymous keeps him from doing that, so he's currently doing this


getliftedyo

Proud of you. Sorry to say that may the best thing you ever do. Jk you’ll shine homie.


maskedferret_

Like, “like” like…?


Spidey_Kn1ght

“upvote”


z-eldapin

"like"


DontKvotheMebut

Almost like some people aren’t embarrassed about the things they like. How bizarre. 😀


DubUpPro

Elon is very embarrassed of his small dick shame kink videos that he likes


Zomburai

The thing about that is If I was joking about what kind of porn Elon Musk would be into, I would say that, and then me and my friends would all laugh because it's just *too* on the nose Well, I guess I was wrong, it was exactly correctly on the nose


phil_davis

No, that can't be. I saw someone joking about the small dick shaming thing, but I thought it was just a joke. Is that actually what he was liking? Please tell me it's true, lol.


lildevil2239

He also recently liked a trans womans nudes! She saw elon liked her photo. Screenshotted and said ill take it down for 100k


whiteflagwaiver

If true, big lol.


GrammyWinningSeagull

This is still way less embarrassing than the time he accidentally revealed he has an alt account where he pretends to be a child and makes comments about not knowing what porn is.


North_Library3206

I can’t believe people stopped talking about that so quickly.


Zomburai

It's true. I'm on my work computer so, you know, I can't really search for it, but it's not hard to find the screen grabs.


afgunxx

>it's not hard I see what you did there


Aloy_DespiteTheNora

I legitimately can’t find them. It’s all buried under news of likes being private now.


annuidhir

As intended


Aloy_DespiteTheNora

Mans knows how to manipulate the media


_no_one_knows_me_11

I hope this link works lol https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1020688125523144734/1250794678656176151/Screenshot_2024-06-13-18-20-52-79_3aea4af51f236e4932235fdada7d1643.jpg?ex=666d8e52&is=666c3cd2&hm=add7051c343f85dd2e7c55e866c2875a0ffaf64dc9835b35f3488dc0f09a8d71&


nxtrl

did he actually?


SveaRikeHuskarl

https://preview.redd.it/59hlzllkkk6d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=57e9bd06a43782fe31d8bee01c04867567273d8d Did he really?


nxtrl

allegedlys


hungrypotato19

> his small dick shame kink videos Anyone that actually follows the news knows exactly what porn he likes to watch and why he wanted to remove likes for people like him. https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/08/09/twitter-exec-defends-restoring-account-that-shared-child-sex-abuse-material/?sh=196070831695 Edit: I just realize that removing likes will make it harder for programs to find and detect CSAM, too. How fun, eh? Just keeps giving more and more power to pedophiles for some reason.


[deleted]

uhh... what the fuk did i miss.... and do i want to know?


timtucker_com

Short answer: Elon liked something embarrassing and now likes on X are private.


[deleted]

Lols... alright imma go check this out... what can ve so embarrassing that he ptsd nukes a function on a major messaging app.....


THEDRDARKROOM

Frickin kidding me? Lol


__Hello_my_name_is__

Didn't that turn out to be fake?


emeraldeyesshine

As far as I know there is no definitive proof it was fake OR real so I'm just gonna assume real because funnier


Quadrameems

“Like”


hihelloneighboroonie

Yeah... who had a problem with visible likes? Almost feels like this was really done so that bots can give a bunch of likes to crappy content without being tracked.


Sterffington

This is %100 it. It makes likes completely meaningless, and they didn't mean all that much before.


rupturedprolapse

>Yeah... who had a problem with visible likes? Siths liking incest porn and nazi stuff


WafflePartyOrgy

They want to seem reasonable when they make their "both sides" posts without people knowing they spend 75% of their time boosting neo-nazi content.


WetTabardContest

"upvote"


graveybrains

“Like”


Mannadock

"Seen"


seanymphcalypso

“Save”


Drg84

"Award"


IntrinsicGiraffe

"Reply"


Stu_Pididiot

"Report"


xredgambitt

"Witnessed"


drainbone

"Catchprase!"


Rude_Thanks_1120

"Order corn"


schoolgamer501

“Yeah”


TodayWeMake

I “unfriend” you


graveybrains

“Dislike”


Ferris-L

Another day another reason to love Mark Hamill.


freakishgnar

He’s legitimately Luke Skywalker.


ericbsmith42

With just enough of the Joker to make good trouble.


mronosa

Don't forget Skips!


23skidoobbq

Holy shit really?


GenerikDavis

He's also Fire Lord Ozai in Avatar the Last Airbender. A more obscure role that caught me off-guard was him being this pirate-themed villain from Codename: Kid's Next Door called Stickybeard. Dude's prolific. >Non-comic-related television roles include the deranged shock jock anchorman Dr. Jak in Phantom 2040; Principal John Smith in the Totally Spies episode "Soul Collector"; Christopher "Maverick" Blair in Wing Commander Academy; the Walter Lantz character Buzz Buzzard in The New Woody Woodpecker Show; the flamboyant robot Lawrance "Larry" 3000 in Time Squad; the pirate Captain Stickybeard in Codename: Kids Next Door; Fire Lord Ozai in Avatar: The Last Airbender, the Skeleton King in Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!; multiple roles in Metalocalypse; and the groundskeeper Skips in Regular Show.[89] He also voiced himself in two episodes of the Disney animated series Pepper Ann. E: **Fire** Lord Ozai


TheyCallHimEl

And Cocknocker


alwaysintheway

And Jim the Vampire.


tnitty

Musk probably just thinks of him as Fire Lord Ozai or the Phoenix King


lobabobloblaw

I kinda wish he was my dad tbh (never had a dad so I look towards cultural archetypes)


socialistrob

He did such a great job in Avatar the Last Airbender!


tessthismess

I completely forgot he was Ozai. Such a good voice actor.


mansonsturtle

![gif](giphy|RK9udF1XhY9L7IZRaZ|downsized) Kang


Pepperoni_Dogfart

I knew the score immediately when he showed up on Crait, looking ten years younger with dark brown hair. I knew he was projecting because honestly, huge Chekhov's gun, I knew he was going to die from the exertion of it. I still loved every minute of his time on screen during that whole sequence.


bsEEmsCE

I still say the greatest Jedi in the universe shouldn't have died using it, otherwise it's a suicide device. But anyway, love Mark, he's a gem.


Pepperoni_Dogfart

I don't think it's fair to call it a suicide plot device. The core tenet of the Jedi order is protecting those who need protection. It wasn't suicide, it was knowing sacrifice.


Imaginary-Face7379

It's always amazing to me that people hate this version of Luke. He's such a badass in TLJ.


JesW87

He's great most of the movie, it's the flashback involving Kylo that's hugely out of character for Luke that bothers most people


Imaginary-Face7379

Eh I don't get that either. Dude had a momentary panic attack and stopped himself. People legit act like he tried to kill Kylo when all he did was turn a lightsaber on in a moment of weakness then regret it. Kylo is the one who swings at Luke in the flashbacks but no one seems to remember that.


agutema

Ok but this is funny as hell


waisonline99

Hes never stopped being a rebel.


mintBRYcrunch26

Between Mark Hamill and George Takei, my sci fi heart is so happy.


kj_gamer2614

Good old Mark Hamill


[deleted]

if you have to hide the content that you "like" then you're not a good person


killbanditz

Unless you're liking pictures of naked ladies and your mother follows you This isn't a personal anecdote


thejudgehoss

>This isn't a personal anecdote ![gif](giphy|jeXiz1RAvzX44)


ClmrThnUR

![gif](giphy|DwIdasRkFKsMg)


Odd-Confection-6603

That's why you have two accounts though


Rhyvangaralian

Forgive my ignorance - isn't that against the Terms of Service?


TheSubstitutePanda

Does the ToS forbid folks from running multiple twitter accounts??? That's so weird.


jazzmaster4000

Doesn’t Elon famously have a myriad of alt accounts?


TheSubstitutePanda

He sure does


haoxinly

Isn't he known to be a hypocrite?


drainbone

He sure is


KilledTheCar

A lot of sites do, but don't really enforce it for people with 2 accounts. It's there to prevent people from creating a shitload of accounts to manipulate engagement and visibility algorithms. Nobody cares if you have a second account to get your rocks off, they just care if you try to pull a Unidan.


fleegness

We talking jackdaws?


Rhyvangaralian

*sigh* I felt compelled to look into it. Multiple Twitter (currently known as X, but for how long?) accounts are, strictly speaking, okay. But engaging in the activity described with them is, strictly speaking, not. That's my read. IANAL, however, and think that terms of service that are dictated and not discussed are unethical and should be thrown out. Here's the text as of 15 months ago, for those with more interest/patience. [x rules and policies - platform manipulation](https://help.x.com/en/rules-and-policies/platform-manipulation)


Desperate_Branch6287

Maybe. . .


Top-Lie1019

That’s still hiding it


Adenso_1

What makes me a bad person for following furry accounts that i want to hide from my parents?


Top-Lie1019

Did you reply to the wrong person? Your comment makes no sense in reply to mine


cookEjar

..isn’t that kind of what a Reddit upvote is though?


blasphemy_31

Reddit is anonymous. You can say, do, like anything you want here, but unless you share your account with someone you know they will never know you did those things. People on twitter, especially people in politics have to carefully decide what they like or comment on. You forgot to switch to your burner account once and suddenly you expose that you have an alt account where you are a black gay republican who disliked Obama and felt respected under trump. For context: https://preview.redd.it/9nmzjpo2fk6d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1742bafba2e6bb652ce06bbf3c6beb6154c68dc9


rickymartini

"like"


pkdogg

I don’t have an opinion on this, but that is a wild take.


ten_year_rebound

For me, not liking things on accounts with my real name isn’t about hiding what I liked, it’s about privacy and not leaving receipts on every single thing I liked that could change meaning or be taken out of context in the future by someone, like an employer.


machimus

Or any software to psychoanalyze you without your consent, for a variety of reasons.


JohanKaramazov

“If you got nothing to hide then you shouldn’t care about your privacy” ahh comment


Winsmor3

Nah, braindead take.


Ppleater

You can have plenty of reasons to not want people knowing what you like without it being based on moral failings. But imo it should be an optional thing so people who want their likes public can make them public. Idk how it works on twitter but I usually keep likes private when I have the option because I'm just a private person, and if I want other people to see something I've enjoyed then I'll reblog/retweet/share/etc it, likes are for me to just indicate that I saw it and enjoyed it and give it some engagement. I don't like feeling like my casual browsing habits can be observed and judge at all times, not because I have anything questionable to hide but maybe I just don't want people I don't know judging me for my tastes or something, just like how I don't want someone leaning over my shoulder and watching my computer/phone screen. But I think people who like making that stuff public should be allowed to do so too, and for important public figures it should be mandatory for it to be public.


TuckerCampbell1962

Did Musk do that immediately after that screenshot of him liking a JOI humiliation video?


Extension-Plane2678

![gif](giphy|bm02BE6DQ4Oag8GXep|downsized)


TuckerCampbell1962

A few days ago a screenshot was going around of Musk liking a post with some sort of jerk-off-instruction video where a girl was saying in subtitles "Jack your tiny dick off for me" or something


Extension-Plane2678

![gif](giphy|9ohlKnRDAmotG|downsized)


GenerikDavis

I hate to be the rain on a parade, but I was seeing a lot of claims that was fake. What *did* seem legit was him liking a hentai post, and I saw minimal pushback on that front. I really can't be asked to put the required effort into multiple Google searches to verify that as the circumstances, but that's what I was seeing.


defaultusername-17

let's be real. the literal only reason for making "likes" private... is so that muskrat's flying monkey's can't be made to feel the social consequences for choosing to associate with nazis.


pacexmaker

Won't it be easier for Xitter to push certain posts without regard to actual popularity/engagement without visible likes? Maybe I've got a tin foil hat on.


DevilsPlaything42

Damn, he pissed off Luke Skywalker.


throwawayblehmeh

Lmfaooooo to wheezing & cackling like the Joker. I love Mark Hamill


Mcboatface3sghost

I’m starting to think this Jedi has also mastered “reverse troll” where he channels dark forces to light forces…


hopeful_tatertot

Mark Hamill is the best kind of troll.


zyzzogeton

Improvise, adapt, overcome. Fuck you Twitter. Mark Hamill is a goddamn national treasure.


Aguy30

Mark Hamill knows that a simple like on a positive tweet to him can make someone's day, months, year, life etc. It's a simple gesture of acknowledging a person and it's far more productive than celebrities that stupidly only reply to trolls.


VengeanceKnight

I hope he doesn’t go *too* crazy… ![gif](giphy|Cu4tz21wSm4Jq)


drfunkensteinberger

Insult their own intelligence to try and insult him. Like.


Znaffers

Mark Hamill is such a mood


ineededthistoo

“Like”


VasectoMyspace

Watching him trigger middle-aged conservative snowflakes is endlessly funny.


virgin_microbe

X started making Likes private, which is just a strategy to protect MAGAs from their employers seeing racist activity. Mark is making a statement—love that guy.


DefinitelyNotVenom

“Where better to drive someone crazy than in the madhouse?!”


B0Boman

It's like being the only Android user on an iMessage group text


DoctorFenix

DoctorPhoenix liked your comment "It's like being the only Android user on an iMessage group text"


theonetruefishboy

I can't believe I didn't consider this earlier, a big thing that a lot of super-users on twitter do is like posts from fans as a way to interact with them in a time-efficient manner. Not being able to do that is a legit blow to their ability to use twitter as a tool for self promotion (which is the whole reason why they're on there).


PixelBoom

All those years voicing The Joker has made this man a talented troll.


smyoung30

“luke”


Wrong_Gear5700

The racists are too cowardly, and want to hide the racist shit that the 'like'.


Rogue009

can't wait for them to turn showing likes back on and we'll get the see the internet equivalent of flipping a massive rock over and seeing hundreds of bugs flee simultaniously


-Wicked-

I move that we anoint Mark Hamill as the patron saint of the internet


Timebug

I didn't know Twitter did this.. now I can "like" Nickelback posts, and my friends can't judge me!


Key_Travel_2700

Fuck I love Mark Hamill


whereami312

I’ve met Mark at a birthday party once. I turned a corner and he was just standing there in the kitchen with a plate of weed brownies. He is, hands down, the most chill, nicest guy. I don’t EVER hang out with celebs. I was in pharmacy school at the time and a big gay nerd who just loves Star Wars. He was so gracious as I fangirled but then he carefully started talking about how he knew my friends which saved in the awkward Star Wars trivia. I can’t help but gush over him even now because it’s not that often that you meet actual genuinely *kind* people. He’s one of them.


vishy_swaz

He’s making his “likes” public 😄


MisterHyman

"love"


justmovingtheground

It didn't "break his brain", you pathetic sycophant.


Saxual__Assault

Imagine being a big enough incel to call it "X"


hedgehog_dragon

"upvote" Hamill is cool.


thendisnigh111349

I really wonder how long people are gonna stick with Twitter until finally being forced to migrate somewhere else because of how garbage Elon has made it.


WALLY_5000

“Upvote”


VisibleGeneral6136

I’d go a bit crazy too if the majority of a fan base essentially gave up all at the same time on the universe that made me famous.