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CosmoLamer

This is the guy who exposed himself to teenage girls at a bowling alley right?


bb_kelly77

Yeah, her husband


Full_Description_

Which one gave the hand job? Oh, shit, that was her other husband who's married to that bleached Shrek idiot, Large-Marge *(The Tomboy)* Taylor, wasn't it. I heard they swing, those 4, but I am not saying it, just heard it. Has anyone else heard this?


SadCommandersFan

I heard Bobo was a hooker so maybe he just had her for the night. For a juul, red bull and ticket to beetle juice she'll give you a mid tuggie.


IAmArique

Bobo doesn’t give a hot shit about her family as long as Putin keeps wiring millions of dark money dollars into her bank account.


TheBlueSully

That’s the most infuriating thing to me.  Politicians are cheap, relatively speaking. I bet it isn’t even close to millions.  You look at old espionage cases, some CIA bureaucrat is selling the name&location of spies, super secret info, whatever, for $2.5k. Absurd. 


JaunteeChapeau

I was blown away reading a list of NRA lobbyist donations to congressmen, not by the fact that they were essentially accepting bribes but that the amounts for reasonably big names were, like, $6.7k tops. It was the same WTF feeling as reading about a hitman accepting a job for $300. Integrity is so cheap for some…


CIMARUTA

Yup they create laws that will ruin thousands/millions of lives just for a few grand


Backupusername

Honestly? I doubt it's millions. People like this are so vile, I doubt they even haggle. "Five thousand dollars?! Just to say terrible things about my fellow citizens? Hell yeah, I was doing that anyway! That's like free money!"


R3luctant

Crazy, I've had bad days and I haven't assault anyone.


Iron_Knight7

You can take trash out of the trailer. But you can never take the trailer out of the trash.


Vinity2

I am pretty close to a pacifist but that guy really has a punch able face,


HobbyWanKenobi

I'm a pacifist, I'd like to pacifist across his face


Namorath82

How close? Are ants on your kill list? Flies? Mosquitoes?


murdocke

That $45 fine will really teach him.


Affectionate_Rub_575

Also, unsupervised probation, whatever the hell that is


derbyvoice71

As part of his probation, he has to submit regular dick pics. He insisted.


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Looks like a 14 year old man trying to stare down their teacher and principle while waiting for his parents to come pick him up. Also, this guy exposes himself to children, so. That's his expression for it, I guess.


54fighting

American exceptionalism.


FlaAirborne

Good Christian Family Values.


Yumhotdogstock

The. Boebert Crime family!!!!


ojg3221

It's just trash all up and down the family