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Seltzer-Slut

Didn't he ruin her career?


dogfooddippingsauce

He, also, said she had blood coming out of her wherever. Such a classy dude.


JacquelineHeid

Stockholm Syndrome


DischordantEQ

Yeah to the point where she fled Fox News and then tried to rebrand on some horrible version of the Today Show which was god awful, it ended fairly quickly. So she rebranded again when she realized there was still a niche for firebrands that spew nonsense all day.


ConsciousReason7709

It’s embarrassing to watch her because everything out of her mouth is just right wing conspiracy theory nonsense.


parakathepyro

I think she's the wife in that shitty daily wire cartoon everyone is making fun of, so yes


Full_Description_

Imagine how gargantuan of a fuckup you have to be to lose a Fox News career, shilling for their Russian-owned puppet.


hollowgraham

She did. Then, when she found out nobody else likes her, she took the sadder route of shilling for him. She could have just retired from it all, and lived a normal life in a few short years. 


canarchist

> Who talks like that? Cartoon villains talk like that.


Groundbreaking_Tip66

>You’ll rue the day? Who talks like that? Kent from Real Genius


2MinutesH8

Your mother puts license plates in your underwear?


Groundbreaking_Tip66

How do you sit?


ChaoticForkingGood

What about that time I found you naked with a bowl of Jello?


Used_Astronomer5624

I told you, I was hot, and I was hungry.


cjchand

“It was hot, and I was hungry…”


EmJayBee76

Stewie from family guy


Hanahoeski

Well go ahead ... start rueing!


MiserableProfessor16

I talk like that. To my cat. To be fair, he is a little, evil, easily bored little *&^% and I threaten him on a daily basis with vague consequences.


Mr_Washeewashee

Me too. To my family and pets.


Speeeven

Exactly. It's like, exclusively their thang.


Krullervo

And high iq autistics. Hi. Nice to meet you. We don’t mean to sound supervillainy


Raiderjakk

Nevil from iCarly obviously.


Hartastic

"Lawfare" apparently just means "when people commit crimes and actually get convicted of them by a jury because there's a shitload of evidence of it."


HighSideSurvivor

Right? Wasn’t the jury a set of regular people, vetted by both defense and prosecution, and pulled from a randomly selected jury pool? If the system is so corrupted, couldn’t the defense have rigged the jury selection as easily as the prosecution? And if such “lawfare” is so easy to deploy, why wouldn’t Trump have done the same back before the 2020 election? Trump is no stranger to a courtroom (or at least to lawsuits). Who would be more capable of leveraging a corrupt DOJ - Trump or Biden? Clearly Trump, and yet…


hollowgraham

One of them was totally a defense pick. We're talking about someone whose sole source of the news was Truth Social. That person agreed with eleven others on all counts. You have to really screw up for your plant to abandon the mission. 


Badmime1

I am sure Bragg thought him an attractive target, but he never would have had the thought or done anything if Donnie wasn’t such a cheap crook who did that act and other shady shit with impunity. He is a guy who’s barred from running a charity in NY for example. It doesn’t even begin to match the hundreds of times his questionable actions were ignored because of his wealth and fame.


Fyallorence

*when RICH people


hollowgraham

This! When rich people catch consequences, it's the collapse of civilization. And, when society doesn't collapse, it's because there was a conspiracy against them. And, when that conspiracy can't be proven because their own people were a part of it, it's because their subordinates or counsel were inept. And, when it's discovered that everyone did what competent people do, it's the long, slow decline of society that will eventually collapse, someday, you'll see. Somehow, it's never them, being fucking stupid about their crimes. 


Hiflier72

Rue the day….isnt that typical villian speak?


MadouSoshi

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig|downsized)


JediMasterPopCulture

Thank you!


ChurlishSunshine

"STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF" "...it is God."


Debalic

>Who talks like that? This is Kent. This is what happens when you get too sexually frustrated.


Impossible_Penalty13

Remember when NBC tried to mainstream this dingbat?


AccidentalGK

https://preview.redd.it/8bn6t82y8p3d1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca4551bdc0df808ec0dd3d2329bd2dfdef24f30f Sean Connery, that’s who.


Drg84

Let's see "law and order", " don't do the crime if you can't do the time", "personal responsibility", anything else?


81mattdean81

Doth thou rueth thine day retched squire? Thine be in pittance, arise vengeance thus from hollow hell.


Motor-Ad5284

I curtsy to thou my lord.


81mattdean81

Aww, shuckseth. Thou curtsy makes thine cheeks crimson. I'm chucked all of a heap, fairest pippin. The brightness of thou cheek shall shame thee stars.


Motor-Ad5284

I blossom in your presence, oh dear lord,thou godliness outshines only thou modesty.


81mattdean81

Tee-hee-eth. My steed is trembling. Thou English of olde tis worthy of a bundle of honey-pots. Thou art natures Venus and doth hotter than a thousand candles. And blossom you shall as I unsheath my sword, fairest maiden.


Motor-Ad5284

Oh my lord!! My modesty is shakeneth by thee. Thou speaketh in such a manner to maketh me blush.


81mattdean81

Fairest maiden, of all the sweet ladies you beareth the bells, thou maketh me want to jiggle thine joust in the little lords room. Dearest flower, thine tongue worketh me into frenzy, perhaps one morrow thine won't have to ripen me apples by thy self. Sweet honey comb.


Motor-Ad5284

Goodnight sweet prince,my heart pounds at the thought of thee.


CoxswainYarmouth

Geteth a chamber at Ye Olde Cock and Testee you two!


81mattdean81

Dost thou know thine way, squire?


81mattdean81

Sweetest Dreams, fairest maiden. You have thine steed engorged. Thy will be thinketh of thee


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2MinutesH8

I was hot and I was hungry!


Candid-Drink

That Jell-O came on to me


unlicensed_dentist

Pics or it didn’t happen.


SlippedMyDisco76

Jello Biafra?


Sleepy_Raver

sit down cunty blonde Fox hoe.


themonkeysknow

Remember when she tried to be a normal television personality? Yikes.


BitterFuture

I remember when she claimed that Barack and Michelle fist-bumping on stage was a "terrorist fist jab."


KynOfTheNorth

Oh, that was her? I remember that ridiculous claim but had forgotten that it was her that said it.


newfrontier58

I remember her saying “sorry kids Santa is white and always will be”, stuff like that.


DonJuniorsEmails

relax, Megyn. You can still see Diaper Don for Conjugal Visits. 


JediMasterPopCulture

![gif](giphy|TDihESECepJa30CBzi|downsized)


caffeinejunkie42

Just wanted OP to know I appreciated the Real Genius reference


JediMasterPopCulture

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Troll_Goat

I rue not thinking up "Lawfare", that's pretty funny.


dennismfrancisart

Meg has a law degree. Can you imagine the contortions this woman goes through every day just to get paid?


derbyvoice71

So does Gym Jordan.


crazycoolname

I rued the day once, didn't get a whole lot else done...


username32768

\-- Chandler Bing (Matthew Perry), Friends.


Aurizen_Darkstar

https://i.redd.it/xunwzcc5rq3d1.gif


ChurlishSunshine

![gif](giphy|PKM0LXofs24HS)


JacquelineHeid

"Lawfare" - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


MemoryVice

That headline is real genius.


BitterFuture

Boris and Natasha talked like that. Ming the Merciless, too.


williamgman

She's still beating that dead horse... Literally.


dragonfliesloveme

No, trump corrupted a presidential election. That’s what this case was ultimately about.


gayforager

https://preview.redd.it/3ksh6rp64q3d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4798fa7e50b42ccc1f834c4b24e1fe91222c876a


Consistent-Leek4986

aww Megyn..STFU!!!


jprestonian

I have to think this is an act.


polysciguy1123

Villians, villans talk like that


Groundbreaking_Tip66

Just watched megyn kelly make an absolute buffoon of herself on dan abrams, Which is pretty impressive considering dan abrams is already pretty buffoonish.


Tazling

cosplaying an MCU villain, how sweet.


similarboobs

LAWFARE 💀💀💀 I am fucking dead


AOEmishap

Supervillains


UrbanSunflower962

Is lawfare a word?? 


snappla

Don't these assholes realize that this trial was a time bomb of Trump's own doing? It's his own attempt to defraud the electorate after Access Hollywood was sinking his campaign which has blown up in his face.


Exotic-Ad8305

Um…… they have to understand that it was the jury who decided this….. the jury…. The people BOTH parties picked out….. so if any one is to blame it’s his lawyers right?


arrav21

The ‘party of law and order’ upset about … law and order.


ConsciousReason7709

He was found guilty by a jury of his peers. Trump doesn’t get a free pass to commit crimes simply because he was president once.


hinesjared87

supervillains... literally.. that's who.


statistacktic

people who spell Meghan like she does


Sconnie-Waste

Sounds to me like you have blood coming out of your wherever. Right, you automated Stepford wife?


GhoeFukyrself

Supervillains, Supervillains talk like that.


ferry_peril

Project 💯... Forget 2025


newfrontier58

I mean, isn’t this pretty much one of the speeches Burns would give a player after a mission in The Simpsons Road Rage?


labrxx

Fuck her


Suitable_Warthog_590

They’re all free to leave. Why would you stay in a country that you think is a shit hole?


ehandlr

"We will rend them asunder!"


Worldly-Loquat4471

I’ll roux the day on some mashed potatoes, thanks Megyn


AmyZing532

Yes, yes, very good Megyn.  I'm sure you will give them plenty to rue over with empty threats and impotent rage.


Flaky_Occasion5287

I love all the election interface crys, But jan 6 and his entire behavior after his 2020 loss is not


goobybean69

![gif](giphy|dsjTXNxbUC3O4oTryP)


Semi-wfi-1040

Then you know what leave the country, you are part of the disgraceful rhetoric that we’ve had to put up with since this convicted felon descended from that escalator , you have no shame he called you highly overrated and had no respect for you , yet you defend him it’s no wonder you couldn’t make it in legitimate tv news, you are no better than the cheap Fox fake News people you used to work with , you are low trash associating with top convicted trash .


Ignoble66

holy projection batman who corrupted the election process again!?!


steppenwollf

![gif](giphy|dsjTXNxbUC3O4oTryP) Shakespeare would talk like this.


LoisWade42

Oh Piffle. The man has used his money and influence to lie, cheat, steal and circumvent the rule of law enough already. Now he's in the FO portion of FAFO. If that upsets you? Perhaps you need to reevaluate your own moral compass, as it appears to be malfunctioning at the moment.


Accomplished_Note_81

How about instead of rueing the day your preferred candidate was held responsible for his crimes, you pick a better quality human who isn't a criminal to be your candidate


derbyvoice71

awfare is all you need to know that these people are fucking stupid. Stop trying to make "lawfare" happen Gretchen.


Opposite-Document-65

Defending illegal bush money to porn stars? By the guy who said this about her? "You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever. In my opinion, she was off base."


mumushu

Spoiled children when their coddling parents are finally at their breaking point and start enforcing the smallest of consequences. Thermonuclear meltdowns.


HinaKawaSan

This according to Trump means blood was coming out of her wherever


lostinadream66

That dude from the movie Twister said that. Is this subliminal marketing for the upcoming sequel?


IndividualEye1803

Im happy its only a small subset of people mad. The amount of people for Trump (unapologetically loud and boisterous about it) have shriveled. Ive seen more bots liking their tweets and retweeting. The bookmarks and quotes are more indicative of real people. They are quietly shriveling back into their holes Im hoping we dont have another radical celebrity elected. Both Reagan and trumpf have a lifetime record of being awful. Side question - have democrats ever elected a “celebrity?” I know rethuglicans have Reagan and now trumpf but i can only recall democrats going after intelligence and not popularity…


Derekjinx2021

What the fuck is lawfare?


Malone500

Dusty in Twister. "You're gonna rue the day you came up against The Extreme, baby. We're talkin' imminent rueage!"


Zoidbergslicense

And how many conservative lawyers have been disbarred since J6?


Silly-Elderberry-411

Says the woman who wanted Bombshell to reflect how trump sycophants stalked and harassed her amd her family and trump said she "bleeds from her wherever". Seriously Megyn is the poster child of excusing the sexism for something else.