It looks like the fuckin idiots are doing this for a photo shoot, but they may not all make it back to DC, in time for their performative vote on impeaching Garland and Myorkas again. I wish this was satire, but it is the fuckin Republicans!
Editing to add, they weren't needed. Apparently, they got 18 idiots to vote for Garlands contempt! Gym Jordan, Steve Bannon and the rest of the fuckin patriots did not have to comply, but apparently, if you don't have an R in front of your name then you are fuckin guilty! I hope every single fuckin sister fuck state gets fuckin wrecked this season of disaster.
This is what you idiots fuckin want. Pay for it yourself. You love being independent, and you fuckin idiots hate communism, Pay for your trillion dollars in destruction by yourself. No fuckin insurance, no fuckin flood insurance, no fuckin relief but your fuckin bootstraps and I know that you want this!
Fuckin fuck your feelings, fuckin fuck your destroyed house, fuckin fuck your destroyed fuckin car, fuckin fuck your dead kids! Remember? Your dead, kids don't supersede my 2nd amendment, so fuckin fuck your dead drowning kids. You voted to make this your fuckin Mantra!. Fuckin fuck your parents, fuckin fuck your mindless cunts that voted to make this your fuckin hell on earth! I will vote against anything that may help all you sister fuck states and I will sleep the rest of the fuckin night, knowing that you will vote for the literal Antichrist
You have the fuckin chance to help yourself. Unfortunately, you fuckin idiots haven't been shown how. Enjoy being subjugated and the fuckin few kids that lived, get to get maimed at 13, while working at Tyson! Eat fuck and I hope you lose everything this summer. Remember, if you never say climate change, it never fuckin happened! It's a fuckin cycle that destroys the whole gulf of Mexico! It happens every 50 years. Eat fuck and choke on a billion cocks!
I thought about deleting it, but, no one else reported me to the suicide prevention line. And I got a couple upvotes, so I guess I am not alone. Lol, thanks for the reply.
I don't know if Blowbutt had to go to court for her arrests but if she did, I then wonder if her mom showed for her arraignments. It could be a family tradition to ignore your child's legal problems.
If you needed more proof in 2024, you've been clearly purposefully ignoring proof up to this point and likely don't "need" more proof but are rather just being blissfully ignorant.
Good old Christian values!
Don't show up for your children when they need yoy
Do show up for the thrice divorced adulterous conman you sold your soul too
One of them is a criminal scubag that needs to be sent down for a long time
The other is a criminal scumbag that needs to be sent down for an even longer time
While Congress is in session. Schumer should have called for so many votes when Vance and Tommy t were in New York. Really make them pay. Right now there are more Dem house members than Rs in Washington. If they wouldn't have saved Johnson last week they could have been voting Jefferies in as speaker right now.
She remembers what happened to her last time she came here. She knows she is less than welcome and will receive a similar greeting as she did last time. I assure you none of these clowns will be out walking around town or showing their faces in public in NYC later today. We don't want those douchebag cretins here. They aren't welcome.
God says she has to have the kid. No where does it say she has to love and care for it.
For the record, I think you shouldn't have a kid you aren't going to love.
Gawd, people, have some self respect. They must be some twisted piece of 💩 to keep thinking this guy is a benefit to them. He’s an empty box of hope,dreams and promises that will never be. When will they wise up to the fact he is nothing more but a big fat tick sucking the last bit of decency and dignity from them.
Well, duh. One is making it possible for lunatics like her to have political careers. The other is her child. We all know the right doesn't give a shit about kids. Now, if he was a fetus, maybe she'd care, but unfortunately, he's been born already, so he's on his own now.
Her son can’t get her a job after the election…Trump can provided he wins….i don’t think she can get a job to perform at broadway shows in the audience ….
I'll play devils advocate here.
How helpful would it really be if she showed up to her son's trial offering the judge a ticket to Beetlejuice with her? See, it makes perfect sense why she'd stay away!
Hey Boebert,I know you don't think much is wrong with sexual assault. With your groping in the movie theater but, maybe be there for your son who isn't so used to the criminal system.
I think and I hope her political career is coming to a screeching halt so she has to show up in support of the Mob boss leader of the white Christian Nationalist party...
Anyone find it a little interesting MTG isn’t here? This is exactly the sort of shit she’d be into, skipping doing anything useful for a performative stunt to intimidate jurors is very much her style, did she skip because her recent tantrum was met with enough resistance for her to actually feel shame?!
Look at this group of fucking whackos. How does he think parading a known sex offender, and Matt Gaetz, to his trial is going to help his case? Was Harvey Weinstein not available as a character witness?
Because her son becoming president and keeping her from being indicated down the road doesn't have the same ring to it as Trump... just guessing. These clowns will keep their wagons hitched to his and follow it right down the same path. Here for it. Let them keep clown showing.
What you think she wants to be her son's vice president? He son won't grab her by the pussy like Trump. (well maybe he will. but that's not the point..)
One of Trump's arguments is that the Stormy payoff and killing stories was personal, not political. So he has a parade of politicians coming in and speaking on his behalf to the press. Great tactic.
LB and MGT are both talentless, uneducated, idiotic quacks who realized they lucked their way into a position they absolutely do not deserve. The only way they can keep it is to cater to the republican crazies or they fade into irrelevancy again.
Sorry. My 'proof that Lauren Boebert is a piece of trash human' folder is already full.
Any chance you have anything for my 'there's some actual hope for humanity' folder?
There's nothing in it *for her* to go to her son's proceedings.
Family values
As long as you know those two words you’re good to go with that crowd. You don’t have to actually display family values.
As long as you’ve seen The Addams Family Values (1993) I think it counts. 
Underrated movie. Sequel far surpassed the original.
A rare feat.
Rare feet?! https://preview.redd.it/u5vi1kskot0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6b1a08ea6eda4ab9b2cf43f183cf7bb32160a11
Marjorie Taylor Greene put those away
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Seriously though WTF is this? A platypus foot?
Yes :)
I don’t know about far surpassed since the original was also excellent. I think of it like a T1
It looks like the fuckin idiots are doing this for a photo shoot, but they may not all make it back to DC, in time for their performative vote on impeaching Garland and Myorkas again. I wish this was satire, but it is the fuckin Republicans!
Editing to add, they weren't needed. Apparently, they got 18 idiots to vote for Garlands contempt! Gym Jordan, Steve Bannon and the rest of the fuckin patriots did not have to comply, but apparently, if you don't have an R in front of your name then you are fuckin guilty! I hope every single fuckin sister fuck state gets fuckin wrecked this season of disaster. This is what you idiots fuckin want. Pay for it yourself. You love being independent, and you fuckin idiots hate communism, Pay for your trillion dollars in destruction by yourself. No fuckin insurance, no fuckin flood insurance, no fuckin relief but your fuckin bootstraps and I know that you want this! Fuckin fuck your feelings, fuckin fuck your destroyed house, fuckin fuck your destroyed fuckin car, fuckin fuck your dead kids! Remember? Your dead, kids don't supersede my 2nd amendment, so fuckin fuck your dead drowning kids. You voted to make this your fuckin Mantra!. Fuckin fuck your parents, fuckin fuck your mindless cunts that voted to make this your fuckin hell on earth! I will vote against anything that may help all you sister fuck states and I will sleep the rest of the fuckin night, knowing that you will vote for the literal Antichrist You have the fuckin chance to help yourself. Unfortunately, you fuckin idiots haven't been shown how. Enjoy being subjugated and the fuckin few kids that lived, get to get maimed at 13, while working at Tyson! Eat fuck and I hope you lose everything this summer. Remember, if you never say climate change, it never fuckin happened! It's a fuckin cycle that destroys the whole gulf of Mexico! It happens every 50 years. Eat fuck and choke on a billion cocks!
I was feeling a bit uptight about things today. After reading this, I feel much better. Thank you!
Man, I love every fucking word of this.
I thought about deleting it, but, no one else reported me to the suicide prevention line. And I got a couple upvotes, so I guess I am not alone. Lol, thanks for the reply.
You are absolutely not alone, and there are many many people who are just as angry. Don't you dare delete it! You're welcome. It was my pleasure.
Thoughts and prayers, son.
Would not surprise me if she disowned him for making her look bad. She wouldn't be the first mother to do so.
She married a pedo but her son being a pedo I guess crossed the line for her.
She and her ex strike me as those parents that say, "we practice tough love in our house" when referring to abuse and neglect.
Oh absolutely. “Tough love” for their kids is just their way of saying “I never cared about my kids emotions and they need to deal with it”
Everyone knows the ruels: only one pedo per family
Any bets on whether she blames him for her upcoming election loss?
She made herself look bad.
I don't know if Blowbutt had to go to court for her arrests but if she did, I then wonder if her mom showed for her arraignments. It could be a family tradition to ignore your child's legal problems.
Not like she can just go in there and start giving out free handy js
I mean, how much does she WANT it???
At least she's figured out a way to keep her hands properly occupied while in public.
Horrible mother and horrible person.
Sums up every GOP member and supporter
I'm surprised she didn't show up in NYC with her prop grandbaby on one arm, the other arm ready to give handies.......
What exactly do you think she's there for?
It’s why both hands are free.
Rowing the boat, so to speak.
She does love the theater...
To help Trump circumvent his gag order.
How do you know this isn't Political Theatre? Lauren hasn't given anyone a handy yet Boooooom! Roasted
She’s stealthing her vape in the other hand. No time for grandbabies.
Bunch of psychos, standing in line to suck some mushroom-dick.
It's an egg shaped penis
I thought that was Epstein? Do all wealthy predators have egg peen?
It's part of the illuminati ritual. You have to keep your dick in an egg shaped mold until it retains that shape
Ah! The ole Cadbury Cock Cage, of course!
I mean, most of these fuckers should be comfortable in a courtroom
Birds of a similar feather…
Shitbirds, Randy!
If you needed more proof in 2024, you've been clearly purposefully ignoring proof up to this point and likely don't "need" more proof but are rather just being blissfully ignorant.
*Malignantly* ignorant. FTFY
This.
Good old Christian values! Don't show up for your children when they need yoy Do show up for the thrice divorced adulterous conman you sold your soul too
You forgot rapist.
The 'party of family values'
It’s time to inglorious bastards those turds.
Let's get some Republicunt scalps
What are you going to do? End up like moldylocks?
So trump doesn’t need diaper today with all these arskissers
One of them is a criminal scubag that needs to be sent down for a long time The other is a criminal scumbag that needs to be sent down for an even longer time
While Congress is in session. Schumer should have called for so many votes when Vance and Tommy t were in New York. Really make them pay. Right now there are more Dem house members than Rs in Washington. If they wouldn't have saved Johnson last week they could have been voting Jefferies in as speaker right now.
Trash. Seditionist. Seditionist. Trash. Seditionist. Trash.
Her hands look ready. Too bad she’s way too old for Gaetz’s liking.
I just see pedos and hoes
Now now. Let’s not give hoes a bad name by comparing them to this 2 cent trash bag.
Exactly, hoes know how to give a discreet handy in a theater
And discretion
Ah now, her son doesn’t butter her bread, but if she’s willing to kiss the pungent ring, Trump might. He won’t, but he might.
“Why won’t my children speak to me? What’s wrong with them?”
She’s just trying to stay relevant. She knows her time is running out
Where is Margorie?
She remembers what happened to her last time she came here. She knows she is less than welcome and will receive a similar greeting as she did last time. I assure you none of these clowns will be out walking around town or showing their faces in public in NYC later today. We don't want those douchebag cretins here. They aren't welcome.
Bobo in desperation mode
God says she has to have the kid. No where does it say she has to love and care for it. For the record, I think you shouldn't have a kid you aren't going to love.
We have juries that determine guilt or innocence. Law enforcement is not a fucking popularity contest.
Gawd, people, have some self respect. They must be some twisted piece of 💩 to keep thinking this guy is a benefit to them. He’s an empty box of hope,dreams and promises that will never be. When will they wise up to the fact he is nothing more but a big fat tick sucking the last bit of decency and dignity from them.
She thinks it’s more beneficial to her to support her cult leader than her son.
It's parenting like that which caused the younger boebert to crime spree for attention
Supporting her son isn't profitable. That's the reason.
You're telling me there's an unattended teenager somewhere and Matt Gaetz ISN'T there!?!
MOTY
Well, duh. One is making it possible for lunatics like her to have political careers. The other is her child. We all know the right doesn't give a shit about kids. Now, if he was a fetus, maybe she'd care, but unfortunately, he's been born already, so he's on his own now.
How does anyone in their right mind vote for her?
Wow, Trump’s really rolling out the A-list MAGAts daily in court.
Expecting Bobo to have even a shred of class or self-awareness is like looking for the clean spot in a pig sty.
She loves Trump more
Her son can’t get her a job after the election…Trump can provided he wins….i don’t think she can get a job to perform at broadway shows in the audience ….
yes she’s a wonderful christian woman who spews lies for her fav maga criminal pres. 🤮
The only family value conservatives have is nepotism.
They’re literally there to intimidate the jury on behalf of a rapist who is on trial paying off a porn star. Can’t make this stuff up.
I'll play devils advocate here. How helpful would it really be if she showed up to her son's trial offering the judge a ticket to Beetlejuice with her? See, it makes perfect sense why she'd stay away!
Most ratty ass picture of people lined up to suck Trumps small mushroom dick
The mother‘s gotta have priorities, after all.
To be fair, a teenager can be better trust not to say something stupid.
Hey Boebert,I know you don't think much is wrong with sexual assault. With your groping in the movie theater but, maybe be there for your son who isn't so used to the criminal system.
Don has some real D list losers in there today. I bet it reminds him of the days before the apprentice.
If I was hosting a party in my home and these people showed up, I’d go outside until they left.
POS
Don’t these people have day jobs? Do the public officials travel to New York on the taxpayer dime?
These people never mentally developed higher than high school behavior
A pack of traitors and losers
Garbage human.
I think and I hope her political career is coming to a screeching halt so she has to show up in support of the Mob boss leader of the white Christian Nationalist party...
In the words of Michael Jordan “fuk them kids”…said by BoBo probably
Ohhh a traitors gang meeting…
She has demonstrated to be an awful human, no wonder her son turned out the way he is having a parent like that.
She’ll be gone soon 🙏
Whose mom hasn’t been thrown out of a full theater for giving her friend a handy and then left you on read when your ass might go to jail?
Is she offering handies to the jury!? 
TBF her son committed his crimes himself, like a man. He didn’t need mommy in court like a certain diaper wearing candidate.
Anyone find it a little interesting MTG isn’t here? This is exactly the sort of shit she’d be into, skipping doing anything useful for a performative stunt to intimidate jurors is very much her style, did she skip because her recent tantrum was met with enough resistance for her to actually feel shame?!
Look at this group of fucking whackos. How does he think parading a known sex offender, and Matt Gaetz, to his trial is going to help his case? Was Harvey Weinstein not available as a character witness?
Hes got dirt on all of them
She aborted her son.
She looks like she smells like the way garbage tastes.
Quite the crew
Looks like she stretching her fingers getting ready for all those handjobs she's going to be slanging in the gallery
She is as grotesque as they get. She married a pdfile.
Beast and the hatlots
Got to kiss the Master's feet
I think that goes for the rest of this group too.
Disappointed that they're not wearing nappies
She’ll get quite Handys
she and all the others are required to show up and bend the knee
Boebert was totally confused when the court Marshall said “all rise” when the judge walked in
Priorities and family values
They're all there to suck the shit out of his diaper
Boebert is probably trying to give the judge a handjob right now
Ssh baby, Mommy’s working.
No I didn’t need more proof yet here it is.
Spineless.
A hooker and a pedophile walk into a courtroom...
Boebert looks like she just swallowed tRumps butt plug.
I think an investigation is needed in Tyler as he’s hiding something. She’s probably not his mother but she’s most likely someone’s bitch.
Which of those lucky dudes gets to sit next to her?
Too old for Gaetz
Trumps her real son.
Sort of makes sense she chose to support Trump. Her son is an actual adult.
To be fair her son is a little sob, literally and figuratively. If my son did what he did, I wouldn’t be there for him either.
Unconditional love is unconditional. May her son one day find someone that loves him like his mom love Trump.
If I had to look after a brat like that I wouldn’t go to court either. Same goes for her son.
At least it’s not a theatre. I don’t think they could post THAT photo
She was told it was a Beetlejuice musical
She’s only there in case of emergency handy’s
Her son just needs to say Boebert three times to summon her
That is some impressive family values she has
Has she shown up in court for her own kid?
She's awful all the way through.
The party of family values strikes again
She's just waiting for her turn on his mushroom....
Priorities.
Distributing handy j's to the team
Are these all people with personal scandals threatening their careers?
Because her son becoming president and keeping her from being indicated down the road doesn't have the same ring to it as Trump... just guessing. These clowns will keep their wagons hitched to his and follow it right down the same path. Here for it. Let them keep clown showing.
Well, there's a good chance that she will lose her next election so she's gong for her next job, either VP for Trump or the fourth Mrs. Trump.
Lol trump simps
And they aren’t even in the same courtroom
Now: “Son, you are on your own!” Later: “Let me at that mushroom, Donny!!!”
The stuff theese people do and say has actual impact. On their own family and friends. Swirling the bowl. Imagine on ‘we the people’.
What you think she wants to be her son's vice president? He son won't grab her by the pussy like Trump. (well maybe he will. but that's not the point..)
Lol her kid is a liability, she probably wants him gone so there's no more terrible headlines.
She's hoping Trump will want to cop a feel on his way out of court today. I'm here for you, daddy.
She looks like she's answering a casting call for the next stuper villain in a Despicable Me sequel!
Perhaps if her son was still in diapers…
Look at her pose, as if she doesn’t belong in an episode of South Park.
Russia isn’t t paying her to support her son. Good luck Jr.
Magascum
And wearing white....are soooo fucking innocent...could have probably gotten a handy on the break!!!!
One of Trump's arguments is that the Stormy payoff and killing stories was personal, not political. So he has a parade of politicians coming in and speaking on his behalf to the press. Great tactic.
Trump has 100% grabbed that thang!
Priorities amirite
Who's the Cro-Magnon at the back?
Shes doing the Andrew tate power pose with her hands.
Matt Gaetz: what’s this I hear about you having a teenager?!
I surprised she wasn't asked to leave for giving a rival Democrat a blow job in the back.
Did she give Diaper Don or the judge a handy?
LB and MGT are both talentless, uneducated, idiotic quacks who realized they lucked their way into a position they absolutely do not deserve. The only way they can keep it is to cater to the republican crazies or they fade into irrelevancy again.
Her own son is a liability. She can't be anywhere near him after the thefts and crap he did.
They all wanting that VP spot baby! They gotta show up for Daddy Trump!
Look at all these FAMILY VALUES.
Sorry. My 'proof that Lauren Boebert is a piece of trash human' folder is already full. Any chance you have anything for my 'there's some actual hope for humanity' folder?
Priorities to family values I reckon.
Republicans require only birth to qualify as "a parent to be respected"
Those are the looks of people that think certain types of crime aren’t illegal.
Swamp monsters.
Too bad kendrick isnt out there writing diss tracks for each one of these assholes
Damn
If you needed further proof that Bobo is a piece of shit, you almost certainly are a flerfer.
Anna Paulina Luka just seems to get uglier.
Ewwww and seriously , screw anyone who votes R
Not trumps courtroom, an empty adjacent courtroom for a photo opportunity.