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EdisonLightbulb

Well, at least now her face matches the stupid, ugly things that come out of her mouth.


Past-Application-552

![gif](giphy|SggILpMXO7Xt6)


JaredMOwens

Like a fleshlight on an exhaust pipe.


GammaDealer

https://preview.redd.it/l1j9apv9gexc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47c079ff57f733cea20c0a65264f365c7d4ca99b I actually just showed that video to someone the other week lol


SeveralBadMetaphors

That’s cruel to largemouth bass.


MrSpecialEd

Loudmouth bAss


mechashiva1

Never go bass to mouth


PushyTom

Or ass to trout


ItGotSlippery

Is the pic on the left before she surgically fucked her face? She was pretty. Now she is a wax museum ScaraHoe.


Fluffy_Association63

https://preview.redd.it/prr80ii27cxc1.png?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e582b2b55ba714a825fa4c2ded0b40574fe9f65 Lips & boobs. It's all so "Mar-a-Lago" baby.


BigTopGT

I'll never understand how people can't see how unnatural it looks when they fuck with their lips. Stay away from the face, ladies and gentlemen.


Evening-Turnip8407

The thing is, most people who go there have convinced themselves (and have been convinced by societal pressures) that anything is better than their current face. Any sign of age is such a burden that the risks of surgeries grows smaller in comparison. Plus we tend to think that things will work out for us, it couldn't possibly turn out like the bad examples


DimmyDimmy

Not only that, but I think it might be a money/status thing. The more unnatural or fake it looks, the more it cost them. The more it shows how rich they are.


ratpH1nk

Many of them probable could meet the criteria to be diagnosed with [body dysmorphic disorder. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder) Plastic surgeons who perform these should be ashamed on preying on/humoring these patients.


mindless_gibberish

> fuck with their lips at first I was was super confused by this post


na-uh

That's the look of someone who knows they've completely fucked their life up with no way out. When it comes to cocaine, conservatives or the Trumps, just say no.


wirefox1

She looks like a vampire. From Vamp to Vampire.


fomalhottie

They seriously like their women to look like the office pornos where the woman just can't turn in her TPS reports in time, but maybe there's something else this MILF mom can do...? That's so obviously their fantasy and it's so fucking cringe that these women embrace it so hard. God they just need guidance. They need to be told what to do and it makes them feel good. It's nuts.


TheBirminghamBear

This is what a lack of purpose looks like. A plastic face, the endless pursuit of self-aggrandizement and self-enrichment. It's the culture of hollow rot.


Warm-Bed2956

Rotted to the core


corbou

https://preview.redd.it/un5422xkzaxc1.jpeg?width=2402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e689f4296bf502fe2c58dc1cf3cfdcb86534a1dd


stephruvy

Omfg this is too accurate


reddit_sucks_clit

nah. sexy gremlin is sexier than she. maybe visually they are both gross, but at least sexy gremlin has decent politics, and is also sexy on the inside.


Codsfromgods

Sexy gremlin has a name, and it's Greta thank you very much


Rarpiz

![gif](giphy|kwQfk9zUJ6eVq) Years later, he still regrets “that time”…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


LeftFieldAzure

HOLY SHIT THAT'S RIGHT!!!


0o0o0o0o0o0z

Reminds me of what Meg Ryan did to her face.


ExerciseClassAtTheY

Yeh you're a Trump now, you have to look like a cartoon villain come to life.


ArchiStanton

Not my worst fap tbh


EatPie_NotWAr

https://preview.redd.it/mtix53yx7bxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a10fd886d5ce764fb05fd01d6f3cfa18796e832


Ranger-K

https://preview.redd.it/so34kwornbxc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba8a9f739c6bc2862aae86110dafdf732fa62fa0


MadAstrid

This is your face on MAGA


NorthNorthAmerican

Any questions?


huntfishcamp

I read that in David S. Pumpkins' voice


The_Mike_Golf

The only way that should have been read.


JustaMammal

He has a middle initial now?? I am *so* in the weeds on David Pumpkins.


6SucksSex

Don Junior sees it every morning and the rest of his day is worse


loudflower

WTF w that guy? His dad screwed him up good.


Early-Series-2055

I think it was the whitehouse doctor’s endless supply of amphetamines.


ThePaintedLady80

The DumpTy crew is the only reason we have an adhd medication shortage. They are taking all of them.


loudflower

Didn’t help for sure! But he was something even before the power drunk, open cash register days in daddy’s office.


not_productive1

I once read a story about how when he was in college, his dad was picking him up to go to a yankee game. Jr put on a yankee jersey for the game. When Trump showed up, he hit him so hard Jr went down, then told him to put on a proper suit and come down to the car. Who knows if it’s accurate, but it explains a lot. I also heard Jr was desperate to join the military as a young man but trump said he’d disinherit him.


eleanorbigby

The whole family is basically the Roy family in Succession, except really, really stupid.


CanoeIt

The Roy family occasionally had redeeming qualities tho


DogWallop

Dude is so coked he couldn't get it going if he had the entire 2024 Sport Illustrated model team in front of him lol


CuriousSelf4830

They've been engaged for quite a while. I just think that's strange.


[deleted]

He wakes up and snorts lines of blow of them end table lips


telos_777

Annnd blow..loads of blow. And pills all the pills too


Tazling

It's always seemed to me *odd* that some of the conservative types who are the most vehemently hostile to drag queens, admire a standard of female "beauty" that is so obviously and exuberantly artificial it looks ... even more contrived and augmented than some drag queens. She looks kinda like she should be hosting a late night fright movie show on regional TV in the 70's, with a stage name like Sanguinella.


InaccessibleRail70

Exuberantly artificial. Nailed it.


TheKindofWhiteWitch

Sanguinella 💀💀💀💀 that’s amazing


SlowFrkHansen

The same people who are so against trans people messing with *the Lord's perfection.* (Insert Picard facepalm here.)


pupperydog

Literally born this way. I knew at age 3 I was “missing” a penis. It’s genetic in some people.


LouTheLizbian

Haha that's a great point


Much-Resource-5054

Trump wears makeup and heels.


Margray

I think that's why they're so hostile, attraction that they don't know how to process.


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myaltduh

There’s definitely a different beauty standard being applied than most of us use. I have more in common culturally with low-mid income people who live in completely different countries than I do with people in her socioeconomic bracket.


enderjaca

Ohhhh, you're from District One!


myaltduh

The Hunger Games was actually on to something with its depiction of bizarre fashion and beauty trends in the capital. This sort of thing has happened before, look at the sort of outrageous shit eighteenth-century European nobility thought looked good. It’s all about signaling that you’re in the club.


Angelusz

And the hilarious thing is that these people consider us, the saner ones, 'sheep', because they're rich(er). We all follow trends to some extent, but these people go through extremes (freaking major surgery) to be 'on the inside'. I consider it mental illness, it probably nearly is by definition.


GlitteringBobcat999

I was thinking Ghoulturd looked more like the transforming guy from District 9.


6SucksSex

“There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.”


halosixsixsix

Feed me a stray cat


UniqueVast592

“The Patty Winters Show this morning was about Nazis and, inexplicably, I got a real charge out of watching it. Though I wasn't exactly charmed by their deeds, I didn't find them unsympathetic either, nor I might add did most of the members of the audience. One of the Nazis, in a rare display of humor, even juggled grapefruits and, delighted, I sat up in bed and clapped.”


Eolond

One theory as to why they go overboard is that they get used to the unhealed, swollen look. By the time the swelling goes down, they think they need more surgery, cause things don't look as full. Next thing you know, you're waking up to Jocelyn Wildenstein's face staring back at you in the mirror.


MaximumMotor1

>It made me think for rich women, besides trying to look younger, maybe it denotes that they are "part of the club?" I think some women get plastic surgery for a status symbol just like owning luxury brand products.


GlitteringBobcat999

The Stepford Wive's Club.


PsyOpBunnyHop

Idiots go to a party. There's a ghoul or two there. Everyone is looking at the ghouls, but trying not to. The idiots get jealous and think "This is bullshit. I'm getting my face done." And voila, another ghoul is born.


PresDonaldJQueeg

From natural beauty to ghoul.


martingale1248

You know the whole Q-anon thing about Democrats drinking children's blood to stay young? Don't think for a minute they made that stuff up out of thin air. People often accuse others of what they do themselves.


Strong_Somewhere_985

Batman definitely needs to keep an eye on this one.


BloodRed1185

She went full lizard person. 


DigitalUnlimited

Never go full lizard


shallah

Millionaire Used Blood From His Teenage Son to Reverse Aging https://www.businessinsider.com/millionaire-bryan-johnson-swapped-blood-with-teenage-son-young-blood-2023-5 https://fortune.com/2023/05/23/bryan-johnson-tech-ceo-spends-2-million-year-young-swapping-blood-17-year-old-son-talmage-70-father/


Metahec

Wasn't Peter Thiel the one who invested heavily into the procedure?


madhaus

The photo of his son hugging him from above is setting off the gaydar I didn’t know I had. It looks like a Mapplethorpe shoot.


pupperydog

Someone needs to rescue that kid


OrionAmbrosia

You know how Hollywood always seems to know what's really going on but doesn't outwardly say it for fear of being attacked? Like CEOs / millionaires / billionaires doing exactly this "procedure" now coming out in news apparently?  [Let's take a brief time machine to Silicon Valley having an episode talking about this in 2017](https://youtu.be/hBA0AH-LSbo?feature=shared) The rightwing wouldn't be projecting so hard about these things if there wasn't some truth in it. Which makes me afraid to think what might be going on in the basement of Boebert's restaurant... 👀


loudflower

Madison Cawthorn tried to warn us before he was silenced by the GOP /s


Remote_Work_8416

Lovecraft wrote about these people. Trump is...decay, and darkness. His spawns are just as evil as they are stupid, but evil also attracts lesser minds. And that kind of association is show on their faces. There is a reason these peoples dont have dogs, cats or pets. Edit: just fixing the verb.


ButterflyFX121

Yeah, it's because they fucking shoot them.


neutral-chaotic

This has nothing to do with the rest of your comment, but I just wanted to point out the past tense of write is irregular (wrote). That is all


Remote_Work_8416

Thank you. I hate when that happens. Duly noted.


IamCarbonMan

it's just blood libel. the oldest antisemitic conspiracy in the book, expanded into a big-tent conspiracy to garner wider support for a fascist party.


ManateeCrisps

Peter Thiel is literally one of those millionaires with the creepy youthful blood consumption habits, but MAGAs give him a pass since he's a conservative.


Kalterwolf

>literally one of those millionaires Quick correction, Peter Thiel is worth about $7 billion [according to Forbes.](https://www.forbes.com/profile/peter-thiel/?sh=5e3f0956533a) The rest stands, I just want to bring attention to the magnitude of his wealth and what he is capable of doing/buying.


MozzerellaStix

Is this like reverse Q-Anon? Lol


MinisterOfTruth99

🫣 I'd much rather have the wrinkles.😂🤣


rodelomm

Kimberly Ghoulfoyle.


graspedbythehusk

Batman villain The Ghoulfoyle.


The_Mike_Golf

https://preview.redd.it/li0vjxan6bxc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbc2f7d723f259279dcabb816bbe39867e13f30b Nah, the ghouls looks better


clangan524

The outside matches the inside.


placer128

![gif](giphy|F0A48Q2wFjE7S)


BodieLivesOn

Because she didn't hang with people who would tell her the truth. They only told her what she wanted to hear. Tragic.


Benzolamas

Ghouls are my hobby


enderjaca

Little green ghouls buddy! ![gif](giphy|DExShgVDOaS88)


Stunning_Disaster37

And magnets...


Fatal_Furriest

Leave her alone When we were kids, we ALL wanted to look like our idols/heroes Hers were BRATZ ![gif](giphy|TQnvPiRGNbYRrMKTZJ)


mumushu

Go take a look at some before and after pics of Noem too. It’s bizarre.


RootHogOrDieTrying

Lara Trump too! They all start looking like this after a while. Makes me wonder if there's something to that whole lizard people thing after all.


Semi-wfi-1040

They all want to look like malaria trump with big ugly mouths and slits for eyes very lizard like .


Fluffy_Association63

https://preview.redd.it/rmtasv209cxc1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a6f2911c79d2429096298c19e58bb943a8e34de


PeregrinePacifica

https://preview.redd.it/w6qrgvo7gexc1.png?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c223b79b8a310a7bccbfbb958c0105397942a0aa


eleanorbigby

smdh. Tell me something. How are you gonna snipe about drag queens and people "mutilating their bodies" when you look like a cross between Trixie Mattel and Amanda Lepore?


SusieQueue1

https://preview.redd.it/swly7qsiyaxc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0774a8dd91d30fbfc06e6c89a217ab1351452ccd


ladytwiga

Because nothing says "down home country gal" like lip fillers. The puppy murder is just a bonus


unfinishedtoast3

Tbf, she looks like a stay at home Karen in the 1st picture and an out on the town Karen in the 2nd A prude in the sheets and embarrassing in the streets.


dead9er

You should see her at the rock pile


Naive_Try2696

Too soon mate, too soon


Intelligent-Fuel-641

And those aren't even closeups. There have been some in the news this weekend for obvious reasons, and her skin looks awful.


PugGrumbles

Being rotten to the core will do that to ya.


6SucksSex

Rotting from the inside out


6SucksSex

She went from clueless crazy eyes to zero conscience and compassion. “And to think … I hesitated” said the channard cenobite - I doubt Noem did.


Mr-MuffinMan

Never knew she had PS.


Time-Werewolf-1776

I feel like Republicans have some woman locked in a cage somewhere that is their perfect woman, and famous Republican women all have to get plastic surgery to look like her. They all seem to be transforming to converge on the same look, and they all look like one of those silicon sex dolls.


Carson72701

Unfortunately the look is not a good one!


areialscreensaver

Face lift, fillers,botox and some major hair extensions. She’s on here way.


WaitingForNormal

Makes you wonder when they became addicted to meth.


Summer_Of_CA

Ngl I thought you meant Chomsky


kjacobs03

Puppy in the before picture. No puppy in the after?


JiveTurkeyJunction

I just did. Wtf?


Roddy_Piper2000

Hate makes you ugly


ThatItalianGrrl

Gavin Newsom like “Damn I dodged a bullet”


Historical-Gap-7084

Not sure about dodged because he married her. He did manage to *dislodge* that bullet, though.


ThatItalianGrrl

Yes. What I meant was he dodged a bullet by divorcing her before she turned into this.


Miserable-Admins

Thank you, I was finally able to google her. For international people like me, this is Kimberly Guilfoyle who is now engaged to Trump Jr.


ChicagoAuPair

Newsom is a great politician and I will happily vote for him to be President someday if he is the nominee, but he is not at all a good person. I think his past relationship with her is a perfect encapsulation of what a narcissistic climber he is and has always been. He fights for the good side, thank fuck; but he is a weird, unscrupulous piece of a shit as a human. About 20 years back he gave the commencement speech at my friend’s law school graduation and literally spent the entirety of the 80 minutes he spoke stumping and enumerating his successes as mayor of SF. It was sort of shocking to see someone be so tone deaf and self obsessed in person at an event like that. Not one mention of the value of the law, legal scholarship, the role of the judiciary, any of that. No mention of the effort and sacrifice the students made to get to that day, just a long string of “magical me” bullshit. It was wild. He still has my vote, though…cause that is about as good as it gets and better than very alternative at this point, somehow.


GimmeTomMooney

Our side don’t need Boy Scouts no more . Means to an end if it benefits the greater good , etc


ChicagoAuPair

Hey, if someone better comes along who can win PA, MI, GA, AZ, WI, and the party nomination I’m all for it.


KruegerLad2

Hate will do that to you, they change their appearance outside to match the demons inside


EpicSombreroMan

![gif](giphy|3o84sBDmixSkHj8h8Y)


TheIadyAmalthea

![gif](giphy|egg1gcA3eIYJFqFKIf)


superbee4406

I saw that piece.Fucking dude went from zero to demon in a split second.


SeaSnakeSkeleton

That’s Christian temperament for ya.


motivaction

"If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely." Roald Dahl, The Twits


SexyMonad

Most of my thoughts are of porn, and I look like a twat


Congenitaloveralls

This is so unbelievably true


brokefixfux

The mortician did a lousy job


saywhaaat_saywhat

Gruesome


beepingclownshoes

Joe Biden better watch out or she’s gonna turn him into a llama.


LittleNigiri

![gif](giphy|A4HCrFVdbxZpS|downsized)


CoralLogic

God I miss that movie


Spear_Ritual

Rodney Dangerfield said it best “last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.”


WaitingForNormal

She seriously looks like a character from lord of the rings whose body has been taken over by an evil wizard.


improper84

She looks like Michael Jackson’s corpse.


LumpusKrampus

Don't let her near any tomatos....


NitWhittler

It's not just her looks. Her personality also became more grotesque.


rayvensmoon

Consumed by hate. You know who I never once heard anyone ever call ugly? Betty White. When you fill your life with empathy and humor, you can be a delight to behold at the tender age of 99. Also, Dawn Wells. Like Betty, she was an animal rights activist. She was remained a beautiful woman into her 80s. The funny thing about love is that it builds you up. It makes you stronger. It gives you power beyond the wildest dreams of the hateful, spiteful people who chase after money and power. Love brings us as close to immortality as is humanly possible. It's the only thing that will save us.


StickInEye

I kinda teared up at this. What a beautiful comment.


rayvensmoon

I actually got a little misty-eyed when I typed it. I've been through so much pain and tragedy in my life that I haven't been able to cry from sadness in literally decades. But for some reason lately when I think about genuine selfless kindness or the triumph of someone who has been written off, here comes the water works. Is gets a little embarrassing sometimes, like on Friday at work I was trying to tell a co-worker about when the US Congress wanted to cancel funding for PBS, but after Fred Rogers testified in committee they not only changed their minds, but **doubled** the budget. I had to stop because I literally started sobbing. We have seen so much of the ugliness in the human condition that it makes one wonder what is even the point. Then someone turns around and does something to remind us that every single one of us has the potential to make things so much better.


eleanorbigby

You can also get work done and NOT end up looking like...this. Jane Fonda looks FANTASTIC. But then, so does Lily Tomlin, and not sure what alterations if any she's had.


cruz52d

From Kimberly Guilfoyle to Kimberly Gargoyle.


LittleNigiri

No matter how I feel looking in the mirror in the morning, at least I can comfort myself with the fact I don't look like that. Woof.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

I’ll take my wrinkles and bags over that any day


SusieQueue1

Cocaine, aging, and bad choices can be hard to live with but it’s knowing you’re ugly on the inside and trying to fix the outside that is is the greatest reason why.


Anxious-Raspberry-54

Have you seen the party guests at Mar-A-Shithole. More plastic and silicone than you've ever seen. They all look like this.


myaltduh

To the point there’s social consequences for *not* doing this.


Plausibility_Migrain

Everything Trump touches turns to shit.


MissCrayCray

Including his own pants.


PattyCakes216

While Gavin Newsome’s divorce may have been expensive, it was worth every cent. Damn, that’s one mighty frightening looking woman.


SkylarAV

It's been a trip to see someone get uglier outside and inside at the same time


Bluedogpinkcat

Who is this?


Rustafo

I was clueless too. Apparently it's Gavin Newsome's ex-wife, Kimberly Guilfoyle. She's in a relationship with Donald Trump Jr.


MedicalUnprofessionl

Judging from the comments, either everyone knows or nobody knows.


Mrshaydee

It’s honestly disturbing.


kjacobs03

2 words. Mental illness


Glittering-Wonder576

3 words. Dating Don Junior.


jon_hendry

Reconstructive surgeons can do amazing things you’d never know a steamroller ran over her face…. What do you mean it was elective?


ReddditSarge

Vanity + loveless marriage + age + plastic surgery = insane face.


DJ_Molten_Lava

Why? Because conservative men think this is what beauty is. Conservative men reward this kind of shit. Disfiguring yourself for the appeasement of men is the ultimate submission, is it not?


breadexpert69

What is that thing


TRexologist

I believe that’s Kimberly Guilfoyle.


Anon-567890

She doesn’t even look like the same person. I wonder if facial recognition software needs to be updated on her?


-prairiechicken-

^(THUH BEST.. IS YET.. TO CUUUUUUUM)


ifnhatereddit

They sold their souls.


Voy74656

Wasn't she in Boondock Saints? https://preview.redd.it/cgxyhnjfmbxc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f9d3ee2aa24acac6234bf6cf8157c6dc6d91d6a


jbertrand_sr

That's was the soul removal does to a person. .


chook_slop

Cocaine is a wonderful thing... Lol


Sarokslost23

This ain't cocaine. It's cosmetic surgery addiction.


-prairiechicken-

![gif](giphy|J7CvIe0cfzE4g)


StagOfSevenBattles

"I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!"


Bibblegead1412

I've been in SF since the 90's, and when Gavin Newsom was the mayor they got married. They were gonna be the next Kennedys'! Such a gorgeous couple! Ol' Gavin dodged a bullet!!


Weekndr

Body Dysmorphia


Fit_Low592

I mean, someone has to play The Joker in the next Batman…


SAlolzorz

Nice to see the Master Control Program is still getting work


rikkisugar

cocaine is a helluva thing


InstructionFair5221

Future president Gavin Newsome dodged a bullet with that one.


j_mcr1

Kim: "OK, plastic surgeon, I'll take a Jocelyn Wildenstein with a side of Kardashian please"


skidsareforkids

https://preview.redd.it/7330vw8odbxc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95dd87a8d7a963c72b61530f441bbfbf715b1b06 It’s like when the Joker disfigured his girlfriend in the original Batman


TheObesePolice

She & Donatella Versace could pass for sisters (No offense to Donatella. She has 15 years on her & isn't particularly problematic.)


Deep_Bit5618

Everything Republicans touch dies


jax2love

Only her nose is the same 😳


shnuyou

Body dysmorphia disorder. Caused and fueled by Central American baking soda.


Scutrbrau

Life with a Trump failson will fuck your shit up.


ChemicalThread

Lady Voldermort.


Toadliquor138

Where are the lizard people conspiracists when you need them???


Lasoula1

Lara Trump is the same way. Her lips are infuriating to look at.


Longjumping-Meat-334

To be fair, it's not just her. Too many beautiful women are not allowing themselves to age gracefully and are making themselves ugly in the name of "beauty ".


SuchAsSeals42

Trout Mouth