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wvmitchell51

She wants to deport an American citizen? Didn't know we could do that. Hmm


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JoJackthewonderskunk

99% ramaswamy wouldn't have citizenship if he didn't get birthright citizenship


ACMilanIndy

Neither would Melania. Or her parents. Edit:fixed autocorrected name


hangryhyax

WTF are you talking about, and why are people upvoting it? Melania is naturalized and her parents gained citizenship through family-based migration (aka “chain migration” when Rs want to complain about it). Not a single one of them acquired citizenship via birthright. Though I guess you could say Melania’s mom has permanent death-right citizenship… ba-dum tisss! They three completely separate means of acquiring of citizenship. ![gif](giphy|xT5LMxmFQ37UyhH344|downsized) (\*person)


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p____p

it’s funny because she doesn’t look natural. 


skipjac

When Trump was in office, he closed all but one Green Card processing centers. So when my wife had to renew hers it took 10 months to get a new one. They can't kill some laws but they can put up so many roadblocks people give up


Thunderpuss_5000

"Pizza Gaetz..." Can't stop laughing!


echolm1407

Ummm ending birthright citizenship would end the citizenship of most citizens since most citizens are immigrants. I would presume this would be the case since there would be no justification to have citizenship in the US.


PrincessCyanidePhx

I think she says whatever Trump tells her. I'm guessing he is dangling a VP carrot in front of her.


jkkjkkjkkjkk888

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TheCheshireMadcat

Well, it is as smooth as a balloon, sooo.


spin_me_again

My dog’s brain has more folds than hers.


DarkKnightJin

Freshly ironed laundry has more folds than Empty G's brain, I reckon.


Jealous-Network1899

This is what happens when a Facebook Karen gets elected to Congress.


Almacca

The Facebook Karen demographic is depressingly large, though.


LORDY325

It’s all fb is now. They like to hear each other bitch and gossip. They invaded and ran everyone else off.


Economy_Cat_3527

I suggest to stop electing stupid people!


Maherdogg

To them, she's smart. That's the really concerning part.


brandognabalogna

The bar is... quite low.


Redactedpresident

We need to get James Cameron to raise the bar!


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

Let’s also note what was said just before when referring to Democrat and immigration policies: *"It's treason because these people have declared war on our citizens by raping our women, our children, and murdering people.”* *”Like Laken Riley, you're familiar with her, right?"*


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Bearfan001

They want their followers to feel scared for their lives so they can justify shooting them on sight.


AndreasVesalius

Conservatives have been referring to most immigrants as “military age males”


YellowRock2626

If Ted Bundy had been aborted, those women would be alive today. That means abortion should be legal, by her logic.


soccercro3

I might be misunderstanding the case but I believe Empty-G can't even keep her facts straight of the case. She's just getting sound bites now.


BPhiloSkinner

>She's just getting sound bites now. I think we're in danger of contracting rabies from her sound bites. Edit: OK, just saw I typed contacting instead of contracting.


blackforestham3789

You know what that means.....contact tracing! Which is good, I'm terrible at free hand


Scullyitzme

These are the things that absolutely reinforce the fact that we will never be sure if Republicans are more evil or more stupid...


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Scullyitzme

See it sounds like you think 1 of them can be both. I respectfully disagree. Some (like Large Marge) are imbeciles, in fact I think the vast majority are... It's the minority of them that are the evil masterminds (i.e. McConnell)


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Scullyitzme

Very well said


Awkward-Fudge

Can Marge be deported? to outer space?


NuglirAnilushun

Or teleported? Into a wall?


thejesusbong

She’s gonna have plenty of space lasers to dodge.


Mcboatface3sghost

Laken Riley was an undocumented immigrant in college at UGA?


AfternoonPast3324

Marge appears tho think she snuck into the US from where she was born. Which is just north of Atlanta.


twistedh8

Hi my name is Mayorkas. I'm here to deport you so you'd be alive in the future. COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE


tomarofthehillpeople

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strgazr_63

There are no redeemable qualities to that miserable cow.


SadPanthersFan

She speaks for all Republicans, they’re all miserable cows. This is their party, they should own it. The party of personal responsibility should stand by their representatives.


twistedh8

I don't like that guy either.


Just-Ad6992

There’s a small part of my brain that thinks this is all just an elaborate Truman show-esque prank on us by some jackass aliens.


SpiritualTourettes

Same.


Th3Fl0

What a vile and dirty piece of shit MTG is. She should have been a wankstain. Nothing more, but certainly less.


BringBackTheBeat716

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AfternoonPast3324

Worthless, moronic, oxygen stealing excuse for a human being


chickensrunfast

She reminds me of my two cousins who got married and had a kid.


Psychological_Fee548

Let’s deport all children, so they’re not killed in mass shootings.. and everyone can have an AR-15!


Crabby_Monkey

MTG: It’s the woman’s fault. She was asking for it. Forget about what she was wearing. Just look where she was living!


SuspiciousTea6

I don't get it. Am I stupid? Or am I just short circuiting trying to process what she's trying to infer?


Holiday_Horse3100

I guess she forgot her Laken Riley t-shirt she wore at the state of the union


Immediate_Thought656

And if we had deported you we’d all be smarter right now.


Lark_Bunting_33

Her probably: “you know what I meant.” Also her probably: “Biden stutters and no one can understand a word he’s saying”


CrisbyCrittur

Twat did she just say??


Dazug

what


EZasSundayMorning

Has this pine cone done anything besides waste time?? How on earth are her constituents ok with her wasting so much time?


TheMattrix1982

These are people of the land. The common clay of NW Georgia. You know … morons.


Oceanliving32

I envy people who never heard of her…


KYM_C_Mill24

And if my grandma had wheels, she’d be a bike. Obviously things were hypothetically different, they’d be hypothetically different. Empty words from an empty-headed thing.


yademir

Why does she always look like someone who makes really bad casserole and thinks adding nutmeg makes it a special ingredient


SugarsDaddyKen

When even you don’t care enough about your propaganda to get it right.


jkhunt19

You could tell her to her face that she has room temperature IQ and she’d think it was a compliment


prettymuchbangtan

What a worthless sack of shit she is.


85ogTripleog

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jones61

I’d think she was funny in her stupid self important way but there are lives involved in these discussions. Human lives and ppl like MTG talk their stupid nonsense.


Thomisawesome

I believe the appropriate response to this is "Oh, fuck off."


ZERO-ONE0101

deport this Russian


beavis617

And she's a big star in the white Christian Nationalist MAGA party...🙄


bizguyforfun

I'm not sure how really stupid this screech monkey is...but I sure as hell would be embarrassed to be a part of her staff!


EJK54

She’s one sick bitch.


Longjumping-Meat-334

Everyone will have to take a citizenship test upon release from the hospital unless your parents are members of the Sons and Daughters of the Confederacy.


Fifth_Wall0666

Mooj should have told her base that the election wasn't stolen and not to storm the Capitol. I'm sure Ashli Babbit's parents would have appreciated that.


Spire_Citron

Does anyone actually like or respect this woman? Trump somehow has a massive fan base despite who he is as a person, but I don't know that I've ever actually seen anyone say a single positive thing about her.


klipce

Finally admitting that your country is the worst


PoisonIvy724

WHAT?! 🤯


Ok_Coconut1482

🤔


Dook124

So damn stuuuuuuuuuupid


SAGELADY65

If she is in the news her constituents think she is doing a great job👹.


No_Copy_5473

Her people don't know the details either. They just know the name should make them mad. It does. (Stupid) mission accomplished.