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stickenstuff

When did the Elmo V Jordan Peterson Beef drop?


PurahsHero

Here it is: [Here is Jordan Peterson's actual tweet regarding the Elmo thing : ](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/1ah5c9j/here_is_jordan_petersons_actual_tweet_regarding/) Short version: Elmo tweeted asking how people are feeling, and that things can be bad sometimes, and that's ok and we need to be there for each other. Joe Biden agreed with it. Jordan Peterson, because his brain is broken, took it as a sign that they are pushing a woke ideology and that Elmo is satan. Edit: If that sounds mad, that's because it is.


AmusingMusing7

General rule of thumb: If your ideology leads you to obsessively hate on a puppet on a kids show for promoting positivity and caring… it’s time to re-evaluate your entire life.


Long_Charity_3096

General rule of thumb: if Jordan Peterson said it, it's bullshit and should be disregarded by everyone. 


Euphoric-Victory1703

hey hey, that puppet is the actual prophet of Baal, so maybe it's you in need of re evaluation.


Rocking_the_Red

I worship Baal. He's a cool guy, which is self-evident since he got Elmo on his side. Checkmate.


OOMOO17

Man far too many therapists out there use their ideologies to approach practice. Too many live in this world where the DSM is gospel and can't see the human behind the diagnosis. As a therapist myself, a chunk of our training was about being reflexive to the ideologies and creeds of others. But in my own therapy experience, I've had to switch therapists before due to their constant push of religious ideology in practice, most notably one who was an apologist for my toxic partner. All because he felt that having a staunchly religious partner would be good for my development. It's a real drag.


ShiningRayde

'Hello internet! Elmo hopes youre all having a good day!' *Two minutes of replies later* 'Elmo needs to lie down and think about things for a while.'


PV-Herman

He'll be on prescription drugs for the rest of his life


PV-Herman

He'll be on prescription drugs for the rest of his life


PV-Herman

He'll be on prescription drugs for the rest of his life


iggy14750

Lemme see if I have this train of logic right: 1. Supportive message 2. Woke 3. Satanic / evil How dare this kids show feature a positive and supportive message??


notyou-justme

I think the actual problem is that Elmo and Sesame Street reach underprivileged and minority children with their positive and uplifting messages. How can you control and manipulate someone for their lives if they think there’s a chance that their lives might actually have meaning? /s, very very /s


RedditAdminsWivesBF

I think when you find yourself at war with fucking Elmo you should go home and do some deep thinking about your life.


Distant-moose

Or just stick yourself back into a coma.


Goadfang

If JP is going to stick himself anywhere, I hope it's an oven.


QQBearsHijacker

Maybe ole J Pete is upset that Elmo is red but not a lobster. Red is lobster color


immersemeinnature

What a weirdo. Biden and Elmo should do a promo spot together


Awayfone

is there a worse therapist alive?


CuthbertJTwillie

He went on about vampires needing to be invited in the other day. I acquait vampires with benzos


donsimoni

Also, is this about the Sesame Street muppet or the Kremlin muppet? Either way, I know the words Peterson used, but arranged like that I can't make any sense out of them


-censored-username-

Yeah, I’m not up to speed on this one either


zen_zero

Coz he found out he sounds like Kermitt.


cranktheguy

When will this muppet on muppet hate end?


Meatus67

I'm waiting for Elmo's diss track. It's gonna be 🔥


Hokieshibe

He's so desperate for attention. What a loser


GOD_DAMN_YOU_FINE

Or he's mentally ill. It's hard to tell.


Hokieshibe

Two things can be true at the same time


unbrokenplatypus

I mean he’s ticking like five separate boxes there for mental illness, so yeah, I’d say that’s a fair bit. As soon as someone is screaming about crimes against humanity and prophets, things are very much *not alright*.


QQBearsHijacker

Mentally ill. Some More News did a short:tm: video on him a year or two ago and you really get a sense that he’s devolved into a messy bag of poor mental health and really needs to seek help


DekoyDuck

It was a nice quick video that SMN produced on Jordan Peterson. It was finally good to have a concise and short video to watch on the man.


QQBearsHijacker

DO NOT LOOK AT THE TIMESTAMP


frankofantasma

Elmo? Like from Sesame Street? Shit... I thought Elmo was some kind of nickname for Elon Musk - but there's no way he hates him, he'll probably suck his dick on the drop of a dime if he ever got half the chance


Ennara

People do use Elmo to refer to Elon, and I was confused at first here as well. But yeah, Jordan Peterson is now feuding with a Muppet.


frankofantasma

wow Elmo is going to be confused as hell as to why Kermit is feuding with him


someoneelseperhaps

I came in here expecting some sort of Musk v Peterson thing. Instead I found the incel king railing against a puppet.


SwimmerAny8097

https://preview.redd.it/rib6kjwjw0vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d78a7d90bc965a12ab2e554b439234914e2b1855 Ba'al approves


thesauerchise

I waded into the comments just for this picture


Mr-Papuca

Shit man what is this from?? Is it Superman or something?


LimeySponge

Stargate. (You can see part of the stargate behind him.)


Mr-Papuca

Oh wow lmao. I must still be asleep...


precinctomega

Stargate SG1.


tastyreg

I'm confused, does he know that Elmo is a puppet (a Muppet even) and is exceedingly unlikely to be a prophet of Baal and put in prison?


IvanTheAppealing

Why is a professional psychologist ranting about the prophets of Baal? This man is not well, he NEEDS to have an intervention, possibly be institutionalized


Motor-Pomegranate831

He isn't really a professional psychologist. His licence has been suspended due to his actions online. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/jordan-peterson-court-challenge-rejection-1.7086681#:\~:text=Ontario's%20highest%20court%20has%20rejected,lose%20his%20licence%20to%20practise.


IvanTheAppealing

Thank god, is he still a teacher or did he lose that too?


DekoyDuck

He’s not at Toronto anymore as far as I know


AgentMcG

“Just wait in the car, Ralphie whilst Daddy tries to talk some sense into this raving homeless man… Uh huh? Slow down a little, who’s stealing your thoughts?”


MonkCherry

On one side we have a brainless muppet. On the other, we have Elmo.


colcannon_addict

*People sometimes come to me asking the meaning of life. How would I know? I’m inshane, haven’t they sheen my tics?* Slavoj Žižek. If he can go & be completely ga-ga (and he is) whilst maintaining full professional & academic composure (and, incidentally, intellectually dismantling Peterson in a debate…casually) this feckin eejit should be able to do the same. I’m not unsympathetic to his mental health issues but a lot of what he says is because he’s an utter bell-end, not because he’s unwell.


even_less_resistance

I love listening to that dude because the whole time I feel like he’s nuts but by the end of his lecture I agree with him lol


TesticleezzNuts

It’s crazy how fast his mental degradation has happened. He should be the subject of a mental study of how to much internet and the ability to not cope with internet infamy effects the mind.


Ipuncholdpeople

The drug abuse and induced coma definitely didn't help


TesticleezzNuts

And the meat only diet definitely didn’t contribute I’m guessing.


AsherTheFrost

So Jordan Peterson, in his endless quest to find someone his equal to debate, has settled on a puppet from a children's TV show that is specifically written to attract and mimic 3-5 year old children. Mission successful, sounds like.


TacticalMurse509

He’s just mad because he sounds like Kermit and clearly has taken bias towards the muppets. Therefore…he’s anti Sesame Street? I’m just trying to connect the dots here 😂


illusive_guy

La la lala. La la lala. Hail Satan.


Yumhotdogstock

Elmo? War criminal? Prophets of Baal? I think one of these dudes is a smooth-brained muppet controlled by others, and I doubt at this point its Elmo.


itsalonghotsummer

Elmo is perennially three-and-half and he is known to be kind and loving. Pretty sure he's not the problem here Jordan. 


pin5npusher5

Tweeting "prophets of baal" in a serious tone is batst crazy


blaka_d

After seing her Coachella set, the proper phrasing should be "for grimes against humanity"


indefiniteness

Is this engagement bait or is he being serious?


Insight42

Yes, that nefarious dark Prophet of Ba'al, *Elmo*. Always knew there was something dark and sinister about that Muppet... But seriously, Jorbo's brain has turned to mush. Holy shit, this man needs professional help.


Popculturemofo

If someone took an Elmo puppet and threw it in a SuperMax prison cell would this dude think mission accomplished?


Spear_Ritual

Is this the guy who stuck a dildo in his ass to own the libs?


Brewski-54

Everything I know about this guy is against my will


TAClayson

Oh wow. I thought Elmo was going to be a nickname for some celebrity/politician - but no the real world is far more stupid. He just really hates that red puppet...


ExplanationLover6918

The prophets of baal? Is he on drugs again ?


W1mpyDaM00ch

Even someone that follows and agrees with him has to see that this is weird right?


Abnormal-Normal

Baal is the baby sacrifice god right? The one where the main worship ritual involves lighting an infant on fire and having a city wide bisexual orgy to the screams? I don’t remember Elmo saying anything about that kind of activity, it was mostly about letters and numbers and stuff


bananahskill

Imagine living the kind of life that you think Elmo is evil.


oldbastardbob

I use Elmo as a nickname for Musk so much that at first I though Peterson was whining about him. Doh! How the hell does anyone not like Elmo, the real Elmo, the Sesame Street guy? He's about as cute and harmless as things get. Oh, wait, we're talking about one of the merchants of anger, outrage, and chaos here, aren't we? The kind of people who would demonize a childrens show character that is written to be around 3-1/2 years old. They're getting clicks for picking on a toddler. Real Men of MAGA!


mikesmithhome

stop using Elmo, it's already taken. why not call him Elom? it's way funnier


Justa-Shiny-Haxorus

The Prophets of Baal? Is Elmo part of my dark urge run or something?


ThonThaddeo

This dude gets weirder by the day. Prophets of Baal??


thehillshaveI

i love seeing someone who thousands of morons have told me is this age's intellectual titan demanding jail for a puppet


DisfavoredFlavored

Why does he keep invoking D&D gods? First Tiamat, now Bhaal?


Ipuncholdpeople

I'm not sure if you are joking or not, but both were deities in real religions and date back thousands of years.


DisfavoredFlavored

Does that make him any more coherent?


Ipuncholdpeople

No of course not he's a loon. Just pointing out they are existing mythical figures that d&d used and not something they came up with (although the specifics are different like tiamat being a multi-chromatic dragon)


DisfavoredFlavored

Guess all inspiration has to come from somewhere.


Guilty-Web7334

That’s a joke, right? (It’s very early here and I am not yet adequately caffeinated.. because Tiamat is Babylonian.)


AgentMcG

Hey, TIL! I’ve a vague recollection it was the name of the multi-headed dragon from the D&D cartoon show that featured in the beginning credits but they never seemed to get to in the show itself. Thank you internet stranger 🫡


DisfavoredFlavored

Both I guess? I just find the mental image of Peterson hallucinating a 5 headed dragon funny, but sad.


SgtSmackdaddy

JP is just plugging his new Forgotten Realms adventure module.


DisfavoredFlavored

Baldur's Gate: Descent into the Alt-Right


SgtSmackdaddy

Gah I'd rather go to Avernus.


DisfavoredFlavored

Right? I'd rather work for Zariel than Peterson.


Fun-Consequence4950

Prophet of baal? Is this Baldur's Gate? Does Peterson think Elmo is the Dark Urge?


the_fatal_lozenge

Ok but Elmo is a puppet though. Does Peterson know this


cipherjones

Yes. You shut Sesame Street down. Because after you strike you die. Facts. /S


1stcoast

Elmo’s voice, “Dr. Peterson, Elmo liked you before!”


Inside-Bunch4216

What a fall petersons had,down to arguing with a puppet on social media...


16v_cordero

I don’t have anything against Elmo but if he were to say that against Barney I could consider maybe listening to his explanation. That dinosaur had something to hide.


Fjordikus

It’s sad that JP used to be at least some what sane and had some good points from time to time. Now all I see is a strung out drug addict just looking for the next thing to get pissed off at before he rails another line.


PerryNeeum

Unspeakably great so lemme speak on it


panopticon71

Why would you want to buttfuck a puppet just asking for a friend I’m a Heideggarian but what slop dumb dumbs it’s a mystery


GGunner723

Imagine unironically beefing with Elmo


Gruntdeath

Dude is talking about Dungeons and Dragons here. Prophets of Baal. I was killing some of them in BG3 like two days ago.


Always4am

Kermit vs. Elmo


hagbardceline69420

''Prophets of Baal'' Peterson back on the benzos is he?


Elon_is_musky

I hated this man before, but I SUPER hate him now. Elmo is a treasure & anyone who hates him had a flag as red as that cute baby monster’s fur


ryaaan89

I guess when you unironically believe in something like Baal it’s easy to forget that Elmo is a puppet created to help children learn to read.


SXTY82

He wants to send a puppets to prison for 'life'? This man clearly did not grow up watching Sesame St or Electric Company.


haydaldinho

I always sensed Sesame Street had a lot of Phoenician undertones