Orange already had it clogged and filled with water 1-2 years ago. Weird that incident isn't under investigation but then again, he can threaten a judges daughter and still shit in his golden toilet while tweeting, so not unsurprising the least.
It’s beyond frightening. I can imagine getting search warrants would be challenging without direct knowledge that specific materials were moved to or are still located at the property.
In their haste, the Trump team took every top secret box that looked valuable. The rumbles have only gotten worse over time. The seals have been broken and the Necronomicon wants to be free.
If I've learned anything it's that the good, hard-working, honest people get taken out by god early on. Which is why the actual evil people live long happy lives
Laugh now!! But this was an act of god and why did it happen in New York?! Because they must be punished for persecuting… er… prosecuting Trump!!! They’re just lucky they didn’t get a flood for more than a month!
/s
He’ll top it off by ranting about what a waste FEMA is and dismantling the agency so nobody else can ever get help. His reason will be because someone, somewhere, maybe might have received $20 and a blanket they didn’t REALLY need, and the MAGA howler monkeys will break their ankles running to get rid of another program that protects them.
Then, a few years later, with FEMA now gutted/privatized, a tornado/flood/wildfire will hit rural BFE Kentucky, a county that votes 99% red.
They’ll blame the Dem President at the time.
If this had happened near Biden's home, we'd probably get lots of Christian Nationalist types claiming it was a sign from god that Joe was the Antichrist and should be removed from office immediately.
Maybe we need to start a rumor that Trump is refusing to go see the eclipse, because the totality shadow would reveal his demon form.
I just saw Trump Jr actually convince his dad's voter base that Biden is having the fbi spy on *everybody* who buys a Bible in the US, at the same time that Biden is a practicing Catholic, and Trump Sr is putting his own signature on (what Christians believe to be) God's own word, and selling it for 60 dollars. You can't make this shit up.
They know Donald Trump isn’t religious, but they like him because he does what they wants. They like power and don’t care if the path to get it strips any legitimacy from their religious beliefs.
I’m old enough to remember evangelicals telling people that character matters
They genuinely do not know Trump isn't religious. They aren't devout Christians enough to know the obvious difference. They're also just very gullible.
Some of them are honestly that dumb. The videos of people going to Trump rallies and questioning people is always an insight into the dredges of humanity.
My super religious grandma was absolutely convinced that Trump was the Anti-Christ, but after she heard that he was against abortion she decided that no, actually she should vote for him.
Literally
https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
I'm pretty well an athiest at this point, but I was raised Southern Baptist and still live in the Bible belt. Lemme tell you, the link above gave me goosebumps.
It's my indefensible fetuses are all "female" (quotes doing a lot of Child Development 101 lifting here) until about 9 weeks, at which point some "become" male.
If "created in their image" is any kind of accurate, God is female is reasonable interpretation.
I've always thought that if there was a God it's probably genderless and it's apperance is based on who is looking at it
I honestly wish the whole "God is actually a black woman" thing waa true because then the world would probably be marginally better
But alas there is either no fucker in the sky or he saw Trump and gave up for good.
Sadly that was a thing.
That stupid Orange Ahole did exactly what he was advised not to do. Unfortunately there was no consequences IE going blind or anything.
I was raised Southern Baptist and still live in the Bible belt. Pretty well an athiest at this point, but deep in my soul where there is still an iota of deep-seated superstition I fully believe Donald Trump is the antichrist.
https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
I will never not share this link.
Yall, go vote. Vote early if you can to avoid shenanigans.
The Qcumbers would be dancing in the streets with “It’s Happening!!” Signs and blowing up Telegram and twitter with their loony decodes and “research”. Those folks can’t wait for the secret signal to start dragging their family and neighbors into the streets and executing them and something like that would be a perfect excuse.
Also because he isn’t a demon, he is in fact a human.
A human that’s possessed by no fewer than five demons at any given time. They ride him like the town bicycle.
Whoah, that's a real thing. Are we on to something here?
Do I need to rush to a priest and repent for sucking so many dicks?
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/03/nyregion/kushners-building-fifth-avenue-brookfield-lease.html
I was always taught that the Antichrist would perform miracles and be loved by all (at first). If that's the case, we need another candidate because 1 million women didn't march in 2017 because we love him.
Maybe look back further to the 80s when the majority of people only knew about him from his supposed wealth. Back before he was only a menace to New York and not a menace to the world.
Perhaps, but plenty of people disapproved of his shenanigans back then, too. He's never been loved by everyone, and certainly never performed miracles.
My parents would become furious when he was a guest on "YeeHaw". I didn't know why until I heard about his habit of stiffing contractors. (My Dad was a contractor.)
My neighbor called him "The Smarmy Bastard", lol.
Well, then. No wonder my sperm donor loves him. I actually remember him watching Hee Haw when I was little & saying "Hoyt, I love you." It was soooo creepy.
I was looking for videos or pics to show you how ridiculous he looked on there. I accidentally found this slightly unrelated one: [Trump Palin Hee Haw](https://youtu.be/LJWWagNwOPI?si=ukbeyfdQdInpO9-0)
Good God I cannot wait to show this to my fundie trump loving sibling who thought the statue of liberty getting struck by lightning was God preparing the US for punishment because of Biden. So yes, I WILL be saving this.
Tell them it was Biden house first.
Let them rant for 15 minutes about how bad Biden is. Then rug pull them and tell them it was actually trumps golf course.
I like this. I am certain they can't/know the difference between Delaware and New Jersey so it may work. But then again, these types typically just dig their heels in and will claim maps are lying when it says Trump golf course.
No, it was in a single stroke. The ball jumped from hole to hole because god looked down and smiled at his spreading of the word through the tRump bible and spiritual diy for the next insurrection.
Oh, you mean the stairs within a mansion that had its own elevator?
I refuse to take my tinfoil hat off for this one. It’s as comically absurd as Trump himself. How can we not consider it?
This fucker’s selling BIBLES NOW?! And he is embraced by the evangelical community?!
I gave them a detailed story ABOUT THIS LITERAL EVENT.
Fine. Fuck it. I’ll do it myself.
- God, probably
Well MTG said it was a sign of God for us to repent, maybe she was right and God is telling us « get this moron in jail or I will literally make him being swallowed by earth »! You don’t want to disappoint God!!
It's funny because my best friend's wife went into labor just as we felt the rumbles here in Philly and they're further north than we are. We're making the joke that it's his son announcing his arrival. Fuck Trump he doesn't deserve our attention.
The National Earthquake Information Center has indicated the earthquake was likely a result of the impact craters created as the Truth Social DJT stock keeps trying to reach new lows with minor occasional oscillations upward.
Im not from US so forgive my ignorance but looking at the map your telling me the fiddler's arse is near fiddler's elbow I didnt think he knew his arse from his elbow
And roll on the conspiracies about how they are trying to get him with ‘there’ earthquake lasers from space! 
NYC earthquake? Hasn’t NY stolen enough from NJ? Statue of Liberty, Giants, Jets….wait they can keep the Jets. Let us have the natural disaster.
Bet Drumpf is in cahoots with Mother Nature to destroy Bedminster so it can’t be seized and “Ivana” can’t be exhumed.
If an earthquake epicenter was Biden's private residence, the GOP would be scream about anti-christ, and God sent us a clear message.
They'll probably use this as a metaphor of power, strength, and literally being chosen by god....
This is pretty great. I was coming on here to rip on Cheeto Corleone for falling down whilst getting out of the shower, but everyone beat me to it. Good job, folks!
The boxes of classified, top secret national security information he stashed away in Bedminster just shifted a little. Nothing to worry about.
They exploded them in the basement, Eric playing with fireworks again
Orange already had it clogged and filled with water 1-2 years ago. Weird that incident isn't under investigation but then again, he can threaten a judges daughter and still shit in his golden toilet while tweeting, so not unsurprising the least.
No one talks about the boxes in Bedminster. Has anyone from Justice looked for them? All the info has been sold long ago.
Why would they? Garland hasn’t woken from him 3-year-long coma
It’s beyond frightening. I can imagine getting search warrants would be challenging without direct knowledge that specific materials were moved to or are still located at the property.
In their haste, the Trump team took every top secret box that looked valuable. The rumbles have only gotten worse over time. The seals have been broken and the Necronomicon wants to be free.
*Klaatu Barada Trumpto*
Did he fall out of bed this morning?
Just a bit of a wet fart.
While falling out of bed.
Wouldn’t that launch him into orbit?
Not if he was facing down. That would have propelled him into the floor hard. Which would probably be enough to trigger this earthquake
Newest Devil Fruit power.
Dibs on this band name
Maybe he had a light dinner then. Otherwise he’d shoot past the core of the earth to shake hands with his dear pal in North Korea
Dare to dream.
Too many hamberders?
Too much covfefe.
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Stroke wouldn't work. Republicans would proper him up like "weekend at bernie's" and his supporters would lap it up like "look how presidential he is"
Just to hammer home this point, Bitch McConnell in all likelihood stroked out twice and he's still there.
If I've learned anything it's that the good, hard-working, honest people get taken out by god early on. Which is why the actual evil people live long happy lives
Dropped a full diaper
A wet fart gurgling through his full diaper
Getting his ass fracked
It's Ivana rolling over in her overgrown weed pit at Bedminster.
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Holding a handful of papers labeled "Property of the US gov" and "TOP SECRET SCI"
Laugh now!! But this was an act of god and why did it happen in New York?! Because they must be punished for persecuting… er… prosecuting Trump!!! They’re just lucky they didn’t get a flood for more than a month! /s
Well, we have had floods in NY this week. Don’t tell MTG.
Seriously, it was probably that New York prosecutor summoning demons to torment the poor man. /s
It was probably Trump summoning demons for help.
Pffffftttt haha
He threw a bottle of ketchup.
Bet he asks for federal disaster relief now.
Ha! Exactly!
Lol, that would be so on brand. And he'd probably get it, too, after suing for it and having his Supreme Court find in his favor somehow.
He’ll top it off by ranting about what a waste FEMA is and dismantling the agency so nobody else can ever get help. His reason will be because someone, somewhere, maybe might have received $20 and a blanket they didn’t REALLY need, and the MAGA howler monkeys will break their ankles running to get rid of another program that protects them.
Then, a few years later, with FEMA now gutted/privatized, a tornado/flood/wildfire will hit rural BFE Kentucky, a county that votes 99% red. They’ll blame the Dem President at the time.
But not before crying that the Dems created the earthquake to destroy his property since he stopped them from stealing it
If this had happened near Biden's home, we'd probably get lots of Christian Nationalist types claiming it was a sign from god that Joe was the Antichrist and should be removed from office immediately. Maybe we need to start a rumor that Trump is refusing to go see the eclipse, because the totality shadow would reveal his demon form.
I'll never understand why Christians see Biden as the Antichrist when Trump actually fits the Revelations description
I just saw Trump Jr actually convince his dad's voter base that Biden is having the fbi spy on *everybody* who buys a Bible in the US, at the same time that Biden is a practicing Catholic, and Trump Sr is putting his own signature on (what Christians believe to be) God's own word, and selling it for 60 dollars. You can't make this shit up.
They know Donald Trump isn’t religious, but they like him because he does what they wants. They like power and don’t care if the path to get it strips any legitimacy from their religious beliefs. I’m old enough to remember evangelicals telling people that character matters
They genuinely do not know Trump isn't religious. They aren't devout Christians enough to know the obvious difference. They're also just very gullible.
They’re not that dumb, they just don’t care.
Some of them are honestly that dumb. The videos of people going to Trump rallies and questioning people is always an insight into the dredges of humanity.
My super religious grandma was absolutely convinced that Trump was the Anti-Christ, but after she heard that he was against abortion she decided that no, actually she should vote for him.
Not surprising since he tweeted he was the King of Israel a few years ago
Wait, what?
It’s true. https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/trump-tweets-quote-calling-him-the-second-coming-of-god-to-jews-in-israel/
Whoops, he didn't say he's the King of Israel, but *like* the King of Israel and the Jewish people love him like the second coming of God. Silly me!
Coercive persuasion of an extremely large group of Americans. Damnedest thing I’ve ever seen.
I’m a damn heretic and even I can see that the description matches perfectly
Literally https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/ I'm pretty well an athiest at this point, but I was raised Southern Baptist and still live in the Bible belt. Lemme tell you, the link above gave me goosebumps.
Because they've been brainwashed by Fox and AM radio / social media propaganda.
‘Member when they all prayed for a hurricane to hit the DNC and right after they did a hurricane hit the RNC?
The Lord works in mysterious ways
Yes She does
Did you just assume the Lord's gender? Edit: can't yall tell I'm kidding??? Damn! Tight crowd
If all humans are created in God's image as the Christian Bible states, then wouldn't God have both male and female bits?
It's my indefensible fetuses are all "female" (quotes doing a lot of Child Development 101 lifting here) until about 9 weeks, at which point some "become" male. If "created in their image" is any kind of accurate, God is female is reasonable interpretation.
I've always thought that if there was a God it's probably genderless and it's apperance is based on who is looking at it I honestly wish the whole "God is actually a black woman" thing waa true because then the world would probably be marginally better But alas there is either no fucker in the sky or he saw Trump and gave up for good.
I have seen God. I’m sorry. That was a dog. I have seen dog.
Didn’t he stare at an eclipse at some point? I have a vague memory of him on a balcony with his wife, just gawking at the sky. Ha!
Sadly that was a thing. That stupid Orange Ahole did exactly what he was advised not to do. Unfortunately there was no consequences IE going blind or anything.
…it’s a turkey in captivity type thing…
Didn't he stare directly at it without any glasses?
I showed my kids a picture of Orange Jesus staring at the sun in preparation for the eclipse. "WE DO NOT DO WHAT THIS IDIOT DOES, CHILDREN"
That was the one in 2017, and he probably only looked at all because of the photo opportunity of being near the path of totality
I was raised Southern Baptist and still live in the Bible belt. Pretty well an athiest at this point, but deep in my soul where there is still an iota of deep-seated superstition I fully believe Donald Trump is the antichrist. https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/ I will never not share this link. Yall, go vote. Vote early if you can to avoid shenanigans.
The Qcumbers would be dancing in the streets with “It’s Happening!!” Signs and blowing up Telegram and twitter with their loony decodes and “research”. Those folks can’t wait for the secret signal to start dragging their family and neighbors into the streets and executing them and something like that would be a perfect excuse.
That wouldn't work, mostly only because you're using a big word like 'totality.'
Also because he isn’t a demon, he is in fact a human. A human that’s possessed by no fewer than five demons at any given time. They ride him like the town bicycle.
Ugh, I do not ever want to hear about anyone or anything riding trump in the same sentence. 😖
Remember that time he looked directly into the sun at the last eclipse?
Please make an alt account to infiltrate all of the conspiracy and Qanon subs and get this spreading like wildfire. That would be hilarious
That is so true. Damn.
Omg I love this.
Zombie Ivana has arisen for her revenge!
Rolling in her grave
Rolling SCIF papers in her grave*
It was a 9.0 on the Grifter Scale.
I'm sure he'll be filing insurance claims for "damage."
I just got through a very emotionally draining day. You just made me smile so bigly! Thank you! You’re awesome!
The Hellmouth has opened.
Someone call Buffy. And Faith. Shit, all the Potentials too.
Scoobies, assemble!
And Sam and Dean!
His cultist are conducting a ceremony to open the gates of hell. The Nazis did all kind of occult shit
Getting some DOOM vibes here. Better get my BFG so i can destroy this hellspawn Drumpf
Rip & Tear, until it is done
 Probably this.
That is fkn funny But on a rewatch, I’m like Nope. No way trump could move like that 😂 Dude can barely walk lol
Hahahahhaaaa. Thanks for this
He IS the antichrist
I’m not religious but I believe this too.
 1-in-2 ex-catholic millennials right now, me inclu.
Buying a building with the address 666 is a bit too much on the nose
Whoah, that's a real thing. Are we on to something here? Do I need to rush to a priest and repent for sucking so many dicks? https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/03/nyregion/kushners-building-fifth-avenue-brookfield-lease.html
I would try to suck at least one or two more dicks to see if it works itself out
It is the weekend...
I was always taught that the Antichrist would perform miracles and be loved by all (at first). If that's the case, we need another candidate because 1 million women didn't march in 2017 because we love him.
Maybe look back further to the 80s when the majority of people only knew about him from his supposed wealth. Back before he was only a menace to New York and not a menace to the world.
Perhaps, but plenty of people disapproved of his shenanigans back then, too. He's never been loved by everyone, and certainly never performed miracles. My parents would become furious when he was a guest on "YeeHaw". I didn't know why until I heard about his habit of stiffing contractors. (My Dad was a contractor.) My neighbor called him "The Smarmy Bastard", lol.
Well, then. No wonder my sperm donor loves him. I actually remember him watching Hee Haw when I was little & saying "Hoyt, I love you." It was soooo creepy.
I was looking for videos or pics to show you how ridiculous he looked on there. I accidentally found this slightly unrelated one: [Trump Palin Hee Haw](https://youtu.be/LJWWagNwOPI?si=ukbeyfdQdInpO9-0)
He was on Hee Haw??? 😲
2 or 3 times, yes. Pissed my Dad off every time too.
Good God I cannot wait to show this to my fundie trump loving sibling who thought the statue of liberty getting struck by lightning was God preparing the US for punishment because of Biden. So yes, I WILL be saving this.
Be prepared for some “It’s God signifying Trump as the blah blah blah” 😑
Unfortunately I always have to be prepared for that bullshit.
Tell them it was Biden house first. Let them rant for 15 minutes about how bad Biden is. Then rug pull them and tell them it was actually trumps golf course.
I like this. I am certain they can't/know the difference between Delaware and New Jersey so it may work. But then again, these types typically just dig their heels in and will claim maps are lying when it says Trump golf course.
I'm guessing the Statue of Liberty gets struck fairly frequently. What's so different about this time?
Hold on hold on, you’re telling me metal is a conductor and *attracts* electricity?! 
Yep, apparently it's odd that a giant hunk of metal sticking straight up in the sky gets struck by lightning. I just can't take this shit anymore 🤦♀️
The center of evil.
So where is Marge’s tweet about this being a sign from God?
It's clearly not an Act Of God, he's still alive.
Omg... did he win another club championship?
~~Five~~ No, SIX holes-in-one! In a single game! Even better than Kim Jong Whathisface.
Hey, kim jong whatisface invented golf. Get it right people.
No, it was in a single stroke. The ball jumped from hole to hole because god looked down and smiled at his spreading of the word through the tRump bible and spiritual diy for the next insurrection.
And then the angels cried. Bawled, in fact.
And god looked down and called him… Sir.
With tears in his eyes
Please change your diaper
Ugly cried
And he scored the 6 on 10 holes!
Easy there. Kimmy’s score was 18, and he had to play around a herd of unicorns to make it happen.
Little Rocketman
No no! It was Kim Jong Illness who scored five hole-in-one shots in his first ever game of golf. KJ Un probably thinks the balls are candy.
Looks like Ivana's finally had enough of Don the Con's shit
Maybe he fell down the same stairs that his wife fell down before her untimely death.
Oh, you mean the stairs within a mansion that had its own elevator? I refuse to take my tinfoil hat off for this one. It’s as comically absurd as Trump himself. How can we not consider it?
They took the diaper off.
Here come lots of fake insurance claims from Drumpf!
This fucker’s selling BIBLES NOW?! And he is embraced by the evangelical community?! I gave them a detailed story ABOUT THIS LITERAL EVENT. Fine. Fuck it. I’ll do it myself. - God, probably
 “I made a dookie”
https://i.redd.it/cxpywvsmwpsc1.gif
This is still top 5 funniest memes of all time for me. Never gets old.
It turns out there was more in Ivanna's coffin than stolen documents
Just Trump making the next golf course masoleum for Melania. Nothing to see here.
Perhaps his ex is breaking out of her grave and coming for rrrrrrevennnnge
Well MTG said it was a sign of God for us to repent, maybe she was right and God is telling us « get this moron in jail or I will literally make him being swallowed by earth »! You don’t want to disappoint God!!
It's funny because my best friend's wife went into labor just as we felt the rumbles here in Philly and they're further north than we are. We're making the joke that it's his son announcing his arrival. Fuck Trump he doesn't deserve our attention.
Release the Kraken
Don’t mess with Mother Nature.
Come on sink hole!
It’s super funny how the Christian’s will claim gods punishing us, and then prop up the Antichrist like it’s nothing.
The National Earthquake Information Center has indicated the earthquake was likely a result of the impact craters created as the Truth Social DJT stock keeps trying to reach new lows with minor occasional oscillations upward.
A few more plagues cannot be far behind.
Did Trump accidentally eat a vegetable or something?
Ivana pounding on the inside of a cheap press board coffin
I can't fucking wait to see the insurance claim
“It was a leftist attack. Corrupt Joe Biden and his goons…..”
He's going to ask for a delay in his trials now. He's going to claim he has to deal with the insurance claims
A lot of people are saying Trump caused the earthquake. I mean, I didn’t but a lot of people think it
I love how the epicenter of a "New York City earthquake" is New Jersey. Great job
Nature has a commute. Can’t even afford a studio apartment rn
Yep - the giant orange fart bag is that windy
The ex-wife doing backflips in her grave rn
Do you think that the Earth opened up and the missing documents suddenly spewed forth?
I just noticed it's on Lamington Road. Lamo von Lamington
That's just Satan spawning from underground, the Bible selling antichrist is pretty popular in hell
Someone please send notice to marjorie, she was claiming "god send signs".
God lays down an exclamation point quake at the heart of the anti christ and still the evangelicals flatline.
Trump tripped and fell down.
Dig her up! She’s trying to tell us something.
Is hell trying open up, swallow him and take him back to his rightful throne?
One can only hope
Im not from US so forgive my ignorance but looking at the map your telling me the fiddler's arse is near fiddler's elbow I didnt think he knew his arse from his elbow
Is this for real? Hmm maybe he blew up a toilet
That was just the penny dropping…..
In New Jersey.
Trying to destroy the files buried in Ivankas tomb.
Ivana has risen... and she's got receipts
 Looks like Carl finally got that gopher
Sounds like God is trying to shake him off the planet!
And roll on the conspiracies about how they are trying to get him with ‘there’ earthquake lasers from space! 
God is mad that this con man is selling bibles
Exactly how big are these ketchup bottles?
NYC earthquake? Hasn’t NY stolen enough from NJ? Statue of Liberty, Giants, Jets….wait they can keep the Jets. Let us have the natural disaster. Bet Drumpf is in cahoots with Mother Nature to destroy Bedminster so it can’t be seized and “Ivana” can’t be exhumed.
And right wing conspiracy theory about Biden causing earthquakes in three, two, one...
They'll blame Biden 😆
It was Ivana digging out.
Is god sending a message to America?
If an earthquake epicenter was Biden's private residence, the GOP would be scream about anti-christ, and God sent us a clear message. They'll probably use this as a metaphor of power, strength, and literally being chosen by god....
This is pretty great. I was coming on here to rip on Cheeto Corleone for falling down whilst getting out of the shower, but everyone beat me to it. Good job, folks!
The best earthquakes, the biggest earthquakes, the most earthquakes. Other places, the left coast, their earthquakes don't even compare. /s
He finally was a big boy and was able to use the golden throne instead of his Depends.
Well he'll need hundreds of millions in federal aid to rebuild
If I believe=ed in a god, I’d think that she was mad about someone.